FAR FROM HOME IS KINO

literally nobody cares

Hate this movie and this spiderboy

anyone got the most recent leak?

He's a skinhead

It fucking sucks
youtube.com/watch?v=jpE-w6h4tZw

It's real
youtube.com/watch?v=NQgGXpS8Ceg
And it's very obviously meant to be a parody of InfoWars

They nailed Mysterio. I was worried by the trailers, but this sold me on the movie's take.

is there any site where the movies leaked? i want to watch is already

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>Marvel doesn't even finish the CGI anymore

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based as fuck

super mario brothers.

go look it up.

I know this isn’t Yea Forums, but JJJ was literally an Alex Jones parody in that game. It’s the new “take” on the character

So I just have to sneak a peek in the theater when the credits are rolling? Cool.

moar

>They done him like Alex Jones/Infowars

Oh fucking gay, that's such the lowest bar to go for trying to paint a despicable news person.

Wtf is this?

>it's another fucking incel mad at tony villain
fuck this shit

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>that's gotta be fake, that's basically the infowars set

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WHAT no way.

Also can someone tell me who kills Beck?

>the daily bugle is a respected newspaper in the comics.
>JJ is literally a war hero who only disliked spiderman because he doesn't trust vigilantes in masks
>lol just make him a kooky conspiracy theorist Alex Jones because Spiderman good so anyone who hates him is bad

this is pretty good

>ruining the memory of JJJ
now they've done it, I'm out
youtube.com/watch?v=UJ5dwtRxI0Q

Do you what's really ironically hilarious? There's no such thing as bad publicity to Alex Jones, if this leads to more people researching the internet about him, it will definitely lead to more people viewing his programing on Bitchute, which will inevitably make him more popular. In the end, Alex Jones still wins.

They already did the "respectable journalist" version in the Raimi trilogy. You really need to have the exact copy of that? Because comics never retcon anything, right? Except basically every few years.

Coprophagia is a shitty fetish

They did the exact same thing to him in the ps4 spider-man. Hmmmmmmmmmm...

>Also can someone tell me who kills Beck?

One of his drones.

>He doesn't know about work prints
Babby wasn't here during wolverine origins were you

it's an acquired taste

so they finally made Iron Man 4 huh?

That's pretty funny. I like the idea but he needs a better stache and some hair. He looked perfect in Spiderman 3.

>Looked like X in Spiderman 3

And that's exactly why they're not doing it here. Remember "Superman Returns", basically a faithful recreation of an earlier movie? How nobody liked that?

Based kino spidy live actiob spider verse when? Deadpool and spidy when!?

pretty interesting

Small role in the original movies but still considered one of the best casting decisions ever. So good that he jumped into another continuity.

>OMG THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK!!! MUH RAIMI MOVIES!!! MCU IS SAVED!!!
Fuck you and fuck Iron Boy

Maybe it’s because my Yea Forums autism is showing but making JJJ be an Alex Jones-lite is retarded. Jameson is supposed to be a yellow journalist that has enough credibility that even other superheroes think that Spiderman is a criminal. Jameson is supposed to represent what happens when news spreads false information. You can’t even call Jones a journalist. Alex Jones is a shock jockey conspiracy theorist that is lambasted by everyone in the media. Most people don’t even take Jones seriously and most of his fans just like him for the memes.
It’s clear that marvel want to make JJJ into a walking punchline, much like every other character in the MCU. This kinda sucks because Jameson is actually one of the more interesting characters in the Spiderman lore. When you read the comics or even watch the Rammi films, Jameson has a lot of redeemable qualities. But I guess that everything had to be dumb quips for nuMarvel.

Comic JJJ wouldn't work in the current state of Spider-Man films though, and we already got that pretty well represented in the Raimi films. And just because this one parodies Alex Jones, it doesn't mean he'll be literally the same.

This is basically just a callback to the other films. And we've seen way too little of him to start whining about the changes.

soo... is the movie worth watching for mysterio/gyllenhaal alone?

bald j. jonah jameson as if he was INFOWARS man
holy shit how fucking dreadful

the music is awful

>Jameson is supposed to represent what happens when news spreads false information.
You think they want to prove Alex Jones right in that the real news media is actually spreading false info? They want you to look the other way and laugh about it.
>This is basically just a callback to the other films.
Yes for JK Simmons. But is it really a callback? It's character assassination. Sony should be pissed.

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>It's character assassination.
It's a different character. Chill.
>Sony should be pissed.
They did the movie though.

>Sensasionalist journalist twisting the truth and lying to the people with edited shit
Accurate.

>Sony should be pissed
the spiderman game on ps4 that came out last year had this exact iteration of jameson. sony is most probably the one who pushed for this very characterization

As Zendaya MJ is not Mary Jane just OC DONUT STEEL ZENDAYA ORIGINAL CHARACTER YOU BIGOT RACIST ANTIGAY TRUMP

Jonah is a very clear parody of Alex Jones in the newest Spider-Man game, so they decided to run with that as his newest thing.

>shut down
at least I could see it like 2 minutes before getting shut down, lmao

You're a really sincere shill. I like you.

Fucking terrible. Yet another Iron Man: A Spider-Man story. I can't wait to see the
>MR. STARK, MR STARK
webms posted here.

>It's a different character.
Yeah. Alex Jones, not JJJ. Not really respectful to the original character is it?

What was respectable about him in the Raimi trilogy? He was a giant, unapologetic asshole but that’s what made him funny.

>Jameson is supposed to represent what happens when news spreads false information. You can’t even call Jones a journalist.
Yet people take Jones as a serious trustworth information outlet, unironically.

what was this? anyone got it saved

Alex Jones spreads false info, so he isn't good either way.

Why does the media love to make light of and humanize Alex Jones constantly? Isn't this making it a gateway for young people to unironically learn about and follow that psycho?

This is no okay

This. The dude literally claims chemicals turn frogs gay.

>What was respectable about him in the Raimi trilogy?
when green goblin bursts through his office asking for spidey's location, he doesn't sell him out

You must be fun at parties. Why are you even watching the MCU this far in if such a minor change bothers you? Were you this mad when they turned Tony Stark into a quirky quippy modern guy? Or when they turned Bruce Banner into a much less intelligent man? Or when they completely changed Steve's backstory so that he looked up to Bucky? Or when Nick Fury was made black? Or when Tony revealed he was Iron Man in the first movie instead of it being a secret?

The movies are different from the comics, and not everything will be the same. The MJ shit is a lot more offensive than repurposing a tertiary character like JJJ.

is angourie in it more than homecoming?

@117248741
Heh, that's some alright bait kid, better luck next time

He was proven right about this tho. Pick some other example.

Eh, they needed to do this after his death in Endgame. He was too important of a character to not have an epilogue of sorts.

It was about how JJJ edit heavily a footage of spiderman talking to Mysterio, to look like it was Spiderman who was doing the bad deed, and Mysterio was innocent. Something something Mysterio is the greatest hero of all time (fuck Iron Man) and he reveals Spidey is Peter.

I didn't say that Alex Jones is credible or doesn't spread false information. The difference is that Jameson is supposed to be a highly claimed journalist that is taken seriously where as Alex Jones spreads conspiracy theories and gets mocked for it. Fuck, even Reed Richards believed in Jameson's lies. That's the point I'm trying to make.

Did you happen to notice that "M.J" was a fucking hobgoblin?

>He was proven right about this tho.
Sure.

nobody likes superman

There's no fucking way that's true. I get that you want to defend him but come the fuck on, you know it's not true.

He wasn't right about that, he was right about the wire taping. The gay frog study has not only never been replicated, its findings have never even been released to begin with.

Good talk, fren.

You do know that Info Wars is satire/controlled opposition, right? Alex Jones is like a real life cartoon character.

Why use the same actor then if he's going to look/act like a completely different character anyway?

>when green goblin bursts through his office asking for spidey's location, he doesn't sell him out
Eh, he doesn't sell out Peter, not Spidey.

Why is every fucking thing about Stark? Fuck!

Note: Fren is an alt-right codeword for Far-right ethno-nationalist. This person is a Neo-Nazi.

This was the part you posted a recognized scientic source for your claim.

come on brother, you know what i meant

>American government has to shut down a completely stupid talk show host because they're afraid their own people are so stupid they'll actually take him seriously
youtube.com/watch?v=swPu3-YjxIU

THIS is the current state of American politics.

>Info Wars is satire
Tell that to the USA.

I'm not the other user and I agree with you. I just wanted to make that clarification. Beneath the "asshole" facade he truly cares about Peter and that's what made him great.

Who are you fooling?

He literally got caught doctoring a video of Obama (I think, could have been someone else) by lowering the framerate and removing the sound.

Certain species of frog literally "transition" to females when under the presence of certain chemicals such as estrogen in the water. Well, technically they don't "turn gay", they become females instead.

oh fugg, I'm busted

Technically they do turn gay, because their sexual preferences remain the same. So a male frog attracted to females will become a female frog attracted to females.

So like hermafrodits that exist in the nature naturally.

Fuck, I got my chemicals mixed. I meant atrazine.

fuck

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Nah, it's really not like that.

not found

If they can change sex then they are hermaphroditic frogs, yes. Wouldn't be possible if they weren't.

>the daily bugle is a respected newspaper in the comics.
Respected newspapers don't exist anymore and JJ hasn't been attached to the bugle for years anymore in the comics.
>JJ is literally a war hero
This has never been the case.

So given how that ending goes is it safe to assume Sony and Marvel will renew their contract after the last movie?

JJ didn't edit it, Mysterio did.

>Alex Jones spreads false info, so he isn't good either way.
If we're measuring with that metric, Then no new agency is good.
When will you learn that news agencies and journos are scum of the earth?

Weak shill

>hurrdurr everyone that likes something about the movie is an epic le shill xD!

Here's another
youtube.com/watch?v=UEUGj7xJrUU

Disappointing as fuck, But not surprising in the slightest in the current political climate.
Didn't like it when the game did it too.

J Jonah Jameson's backstory is much more interesting than this shit, He had family members that were hunted down and assaulted by the KKK.

The reason JJJ hates and distrusts Spidey so much is because he knows from his life experience, that people that hide behind masks are cowards that are afraid to own up to their responsibilities and consequences of their actions.
Much like the KKK hoods, and Spiderman's mask.
It doesn't matter what the intentions are, They're both just as cowardly.

But whatever, Fuck nuance apparently. Thanks Marvel!

have sex

Fuck off incel, can’t just people enjoy a fucking movie without you spergs complaining about anything?
Seriously dude, get a GF.

shit movie in every way
another
>Stark jr vs the fired guys

They want him silenced but they still need him for parodies.

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He did attend the premier...

>It doesn't matter what the intentions are, They're both just as cowardly.
No. If they ran around without masks and were open about their identity villians would directly target their families all the time. Not everyone can afford ultimate security systems like Tony.

and also, fuck off fucking mouseshills, this movie is shit, Captain Marvel is a great movie, that's the fucking diffrence, a good movie and a really shit movie like FFH, bunch of mousefags

why don't they just cast the real Alex Jones?
youtu.be/JJXspT2VtOE
youtu.be/EN_VBc98dzg

well shit we getting one more day next movie?

>”stop questioning things and just consume the product, goy”

Sup Sony!

How does anything you said relate to the movie's take on the character at all? All of that could still be true, you are projecting quite a bit.

Becuase he's a nutcase.

Why not parody Coast to Coast AM? Or does no one care about that anymore?

So what are the spoilers so far? Obviously Mysterio is the villain, but what else is there?

>No. If they ran around without masks and were open about their identity villians would directly target their families all the time.
Real heroes still risk that chance, even in universe.
JJJ's philosophy isn't perfect, But what I'm saying is that it comes from a place that has some reason to it.
If you need to hide behind a mask, it means you're afraid to own up to your actions.
Again, Heroes do risk what you said, but I like that he has a reason to believe that.

how does it end?

honestly those jameson infowars voice clips were the best parts of the game, don't blame em really.

I'm pretty sure marvel is calling the shots though, its pretty coincidental how that silly THE BOYS meme showed up and not even days later every single marvel game got an update featuring them.

Almost like marvel made the meme themselves :^)

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Peter don't have anything to be afraid off, but his aunt's security. They're poor.

>How does anything you said relate to the movie's take on the character at all?
Because much like the raving Alex Jones, it paints him into a 2D caricature of a lunatic without any reasoning.
It's cheap and it's lazy, The real JJJ has some more nuance and argument to why he feels like masked heroes are a menace.

Instead we get some tired parody.
It's lame as fuck.
>projecting
You don't know the meaning of the word.

Mysterio pins the blame of the movie's climax on Peter with doctored footage and reveals his identity to the world

Again, I'm not disagreeing with you.
But JJ has a better backstory than just raving lunactic.
Unless they're willing to make MCU Alex Jones sympathetic and explain that he has some reason.
Which I don't see every happening.

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>Because much like the raving Alex Jones, it paints him into a 2D caricature of a lunatic without any reasoning.
And why do you assume that he'll literally be Alex Jones just because they parody his format? We saw like 10 seconds of his show, and it was all in character. None of what you said has anything to do with what we know of him, you are just rambling assuming everything will change. Hell, all you said is nonsense since the Raimi movies didn't have any of that either, yet you aren't whining about those.

>The real JJJ has some more nuance and argument to why he feels like masked heroes are a menace.
Which is almost never explored, and was a later addition to his comic character. You are projecting hard here.

>You don't know the meaning of the word.
Ironic.

JJJ sounds fucking retarded if he thinks spiderman is like KKK because of a mask. it also sounds like a retcon.

To be fair before he was a raving lunatic with a background.

Can't wait to meet his multiracial family. Make it be nigga MJ's grandpa and the reason why he hates spiderman

>the leak was real
Isn't this a remake of Iron Man 3?

He's basically Alex Jones parody in the last Spider-Man game which was pretty popular, probably going that route because of it

>And why do you assume that he'll literally be Alex Jones just because they parody his format? We saw like 10 seconds of his show, and it was all in character. None of what you said has anything to do with what we know of him, you are just rambling assuming everything will change. Hell, all you said is nonsense since the Raimi movies didn't have any of that either, yet you aren't whining about those.

The difference between the two is that not every angry newspaper editor is an unreasonable madman.
When they show him in format as Alex Jones type guy, It's safe to assume that the will be complete insane and an irredeemable piece of shit.
Much like the real thing, see the difference?
>Which is almost never explored, and was a later addition to his comic character.
Well, Now it will never be explored because he's basically Alex Jones. I don't think Marvel is prepared to make their Alex Jones parody seem sympathetic.

>You are projecting hard here.
>Ironic.

You're still not using "projecting" correctly at all user.
This takes some light cursory research you lazy fuck.

>To be fair before he was a raving lunatic with a background.
Exactly, what am I saying is that they won't show the reasonable background while donning the alex jones persona.
It'd look like an endorsement of Jones.

lmao why even cast him if he looks nothing like the character he used to play? lmao this is cucked

you mean making memes out of piece of shit that destroyed Lybia, Syria and Ukraine?
what a monster!

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I wonder if they'll ever use him again or if this is just supposed to be a "Look, we brought him back!" moment and then he never returns.

...

Yes she is.

I like how the MCU Defense Force is already swarming your post.
You're absolutely correct.

>All of Spider-Man's rogues are just people wronged by Iron Man and the Avengers

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I actually saw a video in biology class about how polluted water was messing with the hormones of frogs and fish

>It's safe to assume that the will be complete insane and an irredeemable piece of shit.
This is where your argument falls apart. You are still projecting, and you repeating the same shit over and over won't change that.

Underrated kek

try again. Post it on bitchute on something. or put a mp4 link here.

How big a role does Angourie Rice have in this film?

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here

youtu.be/g1z1VXOjKa4

kek

They already did this exact interpretation in the vidya:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWB8eN_lwc

Unless Peter can prove that he had nothing o do with the elementals then he's just going to be like Captain America post civil war. A criminal on the run from the government.

big as the cock from the fat retard who gets to fuck her
she'd been a perfect mj

>eviscerates your arguments

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Screaming isn't an argument.

Wasn't Mysterio some type of magician???

He is now a mad former employee from Google?

have sex

>WAHHH I CAN TALK ELOQUENTLY THEREFORE I'M RIGHT WAAHHHHH.

Although 70% of what he says is true

THIS HAS A LOT OF SOUL.

youtube.com/watch?v=R4BeLL_0XxM

OMG the giant monster is a bunch of drones projecting a hologram... what the fuck is that crap?

In the comics he was a movie VFX artist turned criminal that disguised his shit as real magic.

>This is where your argument falls apart.
And yet you offer no rebuttal.
>You are still projecting
You still don't know the meaning of the word.
>and you repeating the same shit over and over won't change that.
Let me ask you something, Is Alex a lunatic, liar, and unreasonable person?
The answer is Yes! My point still stands.

looks like the same CGI mess from Amazing Spider-Man 2

Please tell me this is just a work print and they didn't actually forget to CGI his costume on.

Being a con man is integral to Mysterio's character. The same is not true about the Mandarin. But hey. I actually liked the IM3 twist.

His costume is just rendered with the same shit as the monsters are, it’s all an illusion bro

All these people know Spider Man's identity?

He was a guy who was selling off stage effects as magic with a speciality in holographics. So bang on the nose in this case.

It's a shame that the MCU will never show this side of JJJ. Everything is fun and jokes in the MCU. Characters are just made to laugh.

I swear that if they made mysterio a villain I will be mad

Mysterio has always been a villain.

In the new PS4 game, JJ is basically just New York Alex Jones, it's a very deliberate decision on Disney/Sony's part to go this direction. He was still a really fun character though and not entirely unreasonable (for example he's 100% right that Spider-Man taking out Kingpin would cause a gang war), so I think they're more interested in cashing in on pop culture trends and entertainment rather than trying to make any kind of political point.

Remember when Mysterio was a kinophille that single handedly made his own equipment
God I fucking hate nuMarvel so much

>It's a shame that the MCU will never show this side of JJJ.
I'm glad they'll never show that side, that's the cheesiest, laziest bullshit I've ever seen.

so where is a link to the whole movie?

Is Marvel ever going to make a Spider-Man movie that doesn't revolve around Iron Man?

mirror link spider man far from home post credits jjj
files dot catbox.moe/0wxts5 dot webm

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Why do they even need writers anymore?

stfu Mouseketer. Maybe you should read some fucking comics for once.

Why does he start yelling in chinese? such a weird scene...

man that's pretty underwhelming for the actual final chapter of phase 3

So did Mysterio die at the end
Because I thought Sony wanted to make Sinister Six

>So did Mysterio die at the end
Nobody stays dead in Marvel movies.

The hologram tech is still his, as always.

I guess it’s a good thing that the multiverse garbage was a lie

It was clear it was a lie the moment Mysterio of all people mentioned Spidey's dimension as 616. 616 is Marvel Comics, 199999 is the MCU. An actual interdimensional warrior would know.

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the 616 being their earth has been hinted in the MCU before in Thor 2

have fucking sex holy shit

Doesn't make sense. 616 is always the mainline comics continuity, 199999 is always the MCU. Marvel never hands out the same designation twice because they know how their autistic fans would melt. They even temporarily did away with 616 in favour of Prime Earth after the last Secret Wars event in 2016.

>knowing two numbers is some super mega nerd knowledge
I'm going to astound you. I know all the numbers from 1-9 and also 0! I can create every number anyone could think of!

Marvel Studios doesn't give a fuck about Marvel Comics and they want to be treated like main Earth not some random big number
Same thing applies to the DC CW shows
the multiverses are separate

Except Coulson (don't try to claim AoS is canon lmao), Frigga, Quicksilver, Heimdall, Loki (the third time), all of the dead villains thus far, and many more.

In fact, who the fuck HAS come back to life? People always act like people are resurrected all the time but that's false.

Is the full film on torrent sites yet?

That's pretty neat having J.J back. I am happy they went with the same actor as in the raimi movies too, i wonder if it's because he's perfect in the the role he did it?

Does this mean Raimi's spiderman canonically worked for Alex Jones?

>In fact, who the fuck HAS come back to life?
half the universe

fuck off shill, the entire last movie (that I didn't watch) was about resurrection and subsequently undoing any drama or tension from the entire previous film.
Not that anybody over the age of 1 seriously believed for a moment that any of them would stay dead. There was never any real tension.
God, imagine liking and then DEFENDING these toothless pathetic cash-ins. Comics are already for children, these films are for literal babies.

Loki is back with a TV, Coulson came back with a TV show, if you think that the MCU has stakes because they killed Thor’s mom than you’re even more pathetic than the average MouseCUck

>files dot catbox.moe/0wxts5 dot webm
lmao it got the same ending as Homecoming, nice touch.

The funny part is Michael Rooker is portraying a heroic character in Brightburn and JJ could be doing the same in his eyes.

why do comics have to spell everything out like this? it feels like they think the reader is a retard

>passing up on the most kino version of the character for memes

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>Mr Jameson you can't say that Sandy Hook didn't happen that's slander
>IT IS NOT, I RESENT THAT. Slander is spoken, print is liable.
Jesus Raimi

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard.

libel

This looks fucking awful, directed and acted like a goddamn parody.

My hype died, thanks.

have sex

bend over

>it feels like they think the reader is a retard
They are.

comics at the time were literally made for children

J Jonah Jameson is the Alex Jones of the MCU

Boring

Thanks maybe I'll get Episode9 for you guys in return.

What is this? If this is from the movie, then why is the mocap suit visible?

Loki's TV show is a prequel. Coulson's TV show is non-canon.

Well Loki and Heimdall didn't come back and also died in that movie.

>implying the infinity war deaths are the same as personal deaths.

Holy shit this is bad
Not that I'll pay to watch marvel movies but they should cast a nigger here so raimi's movies wouldn't be disgraced

Coulson's dead now

neat but a bit confused with mysterio
guess I should probably watch this movie first

They couldn’t even be assed to build up Peter and JJ’s relationship.

They just brought in J.K. Simmons so the sheeple masses would go “I MEMBER THAT” and turned the character into a lame punchline.

Didn't the ps4 game already do this, with Osbourne as Trump too

>he hates spiderman bacuse he use a mask, just like the kkk, despite one being obviously a hero
thats even more retarded user, how could you defend that

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>sperging about iron man
fuck oof, this is kino

>Osbourne is Trump
You mean Fisk.

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le fake news okay this is epic!

these tie ins are fanfic tier, jesus fucking christ

Alex Jones made history.

Half of what Jonah say in that game is true.

so he's a discount syndrome?

i just want portal 3 bros

Is anyone really that surprised?

It's Mysterio the master of illusions. Hell his origin story had him working in Hollywood special effects. I knew he was pulling a Syndrome from the start, so predictable

You all are retarded. Obviously Mysterio is just projecting himself in costume from this location. He wears a mocap for his hologram while it fights monsters.

They couldn't have given him a wig?

Alex Jones believes Sandy hook was an inside job. And he was right, it was. I hope all children follow in his footsteps. Stay mad, cuck.

OH MY GAWD JUST LIK THE DOBEY MUHGUIRE MOBIES

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They only did it because of the backlash of recasting JJJ that they would get. Even Sony was batshit scared to show JJJ in Amazing Spiderman series and settled for an email exchange instead

People also watch the Daily Show for news; not the brightest bulbs, are they?

>thinks the KKK backstory was deep
Get a load of this onion chugger.

>SPEECH SHOULD BE CONTROLLED

>Everybody's saying that J. Jonah stutters but doesn't ever stutter when he sings...
>But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now that fuck niggers, kikes, mutants, and fuck spiderman
>Ski-bap-bop-ba-dop-bop

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It looks fun

Reminds me of the Saw films. youtu.be/D3saRR9d2Rs

>all the assmad replies to this post
you struck a nerve user, good job

do this post again but this time use even more buzzwords

the editing very much like fucking indian tamil malayam episodic drama flashing shit and whatnot

>But whatever, Fuck nuance apparently. Thanks Marvel!

>No Uncle Ben
>NO "With Great Power" Lesson
>Aunt Thot
>MuttJ
>IronTwink suit

Where did you ever get the impression you were watching SpiderMan? This cosplaying twink is pretty obnoxious though.

Also, this is the same Marvel shoving pop songs down our throats, they never knew nuance.

The Chad J Jonah Jameson
>full head of hair
>boss to Peter Parker
>wont give up his photographer source to Gobby
>believe in the newspaper
>hot ass assistant
>main character in trilogy

The virgin JJJ
>bald
>no connections to peter
>ousts a 17 year old kid
>video broadcaster
>relegated to ending credits sequence
>stand in for Alex Jones

half of what jones says is true hmm

>tfw interdimentional elves are actually real in MCU

Iron Man 6 actually when you think about it.

it's an in-universe mocap suit

Funny how in a fake progressive world of heroes Alex Jones is a mainstream journalist. What are they trying to tell us???

mysterio seems completely correct and like he should win

>None of his classic iconic hair
>Infowar riff
It sucked in the game and it sucks now. MCU has really gone downhill since Phase 3.

THEY TURNED THE FRICKIN SPIDERS GAY

show me another link my good anons

JJJ did some shady shit like the spider slayer and work with villains but he also genuinely thought Spider-Man was a bad person. As for Peter Parker he genuinely liked him even if he was hard on him and thought of him like a son.

But the MCU never gave a shit about doing a proper Spider-Man story and just does whatever the fuck they want relying on things they think are funny and "easter eggs". They know they will make money out of it anyways so why not?

you scared, schlomo?
(from Spider-Man (2002) motion picture)

Shitty change. If the Daily Bugle is Info Wars, does that mean Robbie Robertson is PJ Watson? The newspaper isn’t supposed to be a total joke even though JJ is obsessed with discrediting Spider-Man. Just does not work.

They really couldn’t afford the hairpiece? They gave one to Peter’s friend.

alex jones is unironically one of the most influential figures of the 21st century

Wow, this is so terrible, like comedy which try to be serious.

If you said this 3 years ago I'd call you crazy.

That's the joke

Christ, the CGI is so bad. It looks like a reversed shot of him jumping and landing.

Do they reveal that Norman Osborn bought Avengers tower in this film?

basically he uses holograms and tech instead of magic so he faked footage of spiderman being an asshole and then framed him for stuff

You're putting more thought into this than everyone involved with these movies combined, let the zoomers have their Miles as Iron Boy.

It would be weird as fuck, and you’d be whining, if the very next film after Endgame ignored him. And the closeness he had with Spider-Man.

This. Goblin MJ is a travesty, not this version of JJJ that we’ve already become familiar with in the game.

The King of the Avengers? Gosh I haven’t a clue.

Raimifags love their rose tinted glasses and are not opposed to outright lie.

This.
Fuck you’re angry, spit more Fatty, it’s hilarious

Why would he have a relationship with a schoolboy? I wish you Raimifags would fuck off, you haven’t posted one concrete point in all your samefagging whining in every single Spider-Man thread.

this editing is fucking atrocious

Jk Simmons info wars sounds kino to me senpai

The uncle Ben story is already well known, why copy the Raimi films?
Old aunt May never worked, why would teen Peter have a literal old lady for an aunt? And her twee pearls of wisdom in every scene she’s in is irritating and more like The Waltons than a realistic NY vet.
Ugly MJ I agree on, that cunt can’t act and she’s only there because of Weinstein. Race erasing characters is a degrading trend that needs to die.

Liar you just think she's hot. If they made her fatty May, you'd get all 'weight erasing characters need to stop. She can't stop eating for to seconds to help Peter.' You're thinkin' with your dick.

Where was the Oscorp reference? I looked all over the last few minutes but they hid the top of the tower or they must have sped by it too fast for my eyes to keep up

This cant be real.

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>files catbox moe/0wxts5.webm
>youtu.be/g1z1VXOjKa4
>youtube.com/watch?v=R4BeLL_0XxM

So excited to see J Jonah Jameson again in Spider-Man VII

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>>youtube.com/watch?v=R4BeLL_0XxM
I dont understand, is marvel that stupid or is it part of a sanctions to not include CGI in their movies that screened in Chinkland?

THEY'RE TURNING OUR SPIDERS GAY
FOR YOU !

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Funny. About ten years I thought about writing a comic about an Alex Jones type character and a handful of anons who followed him. I thought it was too odd and obscure.

Now Alex Jones is parodied in the new Spider-man movie.
Fuck. I missed the boat.

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Spider-Man Far From Kino

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