Why was everyone so mean to him?

he was getting more money so they mob lynches him. he wasn't gay. it was all slander.

He looks like he's wearing chainmail in that pic

uh, hello, because he's a faaahaag

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Was Ralph gay/bi?

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Maybe bi-curious but he apparently only let women shove objects in his ass. I thought it was weird when another character (forget if it was Jackie's widow or Valentina) said that he would just jerk himself off in the bathroom when they show him having sex with strippers and Janice.

Prostate orgasms are patrician.

HES A FAA-AAG!

It isn't.

>literally did nothing wrong
He not-so-subtly wished Tony died and he was visibly disappointed when Tony recovered from his coma

>I can't believe I stood up for him. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
>*does heart stab motion*

>the anal penetration sounds
i could have done without that

That was Gino..his long lost twin

Was there a worse episode?

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it kinda takes me out of the show whenever i see this scene with vito as not-vito

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>hasn't broken any family rules
He's a FAAAAAAAAAAAG

He destroyed a valuable relationship to the New York mob (via being married to Phil's sister) by going out to the most obvious gay nightclubs possible, he was a fucking idiot.

Chase knows what hes doing

because he was hom

Just started rewatching the show for the first time in a few years. College is such a good fucking episode.

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>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

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Stole my reply, you foolin moulinyan

>>Was Vito gay?
>"No!"

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Is that really not suppose to be vito?
wtf?
Am I going to have to rewatch this episode tumbling me down to rewatching the entire series again just because this one guy isn't suppose to be vito?

Word to the wise it was his blood pressure medication. He was also kidding. Oh and his twin brother Gino is actually a fag so they confused them

Every time

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no its not vito

And he was 100 percent correct that Tony should have died.

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He didn't destroy that relationship, it was Phil throwing a complete tism' fit that did that. Half the time, it felt like the "placate Phil so he doesn't have a shitfit" series.

Kek what, he broke Phil's niece's heart and and destroyed his family.

He was married to philly's cousin. Thats why Philly says "I loved him like a brother in law" at his wake

Fucking queer

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Not that guy but Tony was a terrible boss

Phil whacked a made man from a different family and the only reason Tony didn't do anything was because of his ties to the NYC family. Phil was objectively in the wrong to whack him. Phil went complete turboautist and lost his cool.

So will his son turn out gay too? What will happen to him?

Phil and Johnny should have both been whacked years ago. Tony was a complete idiot

That was his brother

Kek

"I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass."

fucking finook

>literally did nothing wrong
>was the highest earner in the NJ mob
>supported his girlfriend and her kids, was never abusive
>goes to his Don, directly, with a peace offering and hasn't broken any Family rules. Did everything he was supposed to
>Tony whacks him, Tony doesn't avenge his death
Friendly reminder that IT WAS JUST A HOOOORSE

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Ralphie nearly caused a fucking war with New York and he killed Jackie Jr even after Tony said he should get a pass WHILE fucking Ro.

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

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Based

i mean, the man harbors a FAGGOT!

Let me counter your argument, with a copule of three things
A. He was doing a lot of coke
B. Last year you saw an UFO over East Rutherford
C. They didn't have flat tops in the ancient Rome

A, Carmine gave the go on Johnny Sack meaning there would be no war
B, whacking Johnny Sack would've been good for Jersey considering how unreasonable he showed himself to be and Little Carmine was retarded
C, Tony didn't care if Jackie died, he was going to use Ralph's decision against him. If he killed Jackie, he was a monster, and if he didn't, not a respectable captain

Cause he was a captain of Good Ship Lollypop

Fuckin finook

He had mushrooms growing out of his ass, can you imagine?

Should vito have chemically transitioned when he was still a child?

AIDS?!

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this scene proved ghosts are real in the sopranos universe

You should hang out with Vito cause you are a FUCKING QUEER if you belive in that bullshit

SICK SHIT

how did the guy know about the stinging nettles

What will happen to vito jr

Yes, it is. They are men of honor, and aren't allowed to do anything which would dishonor the family. Taking dicks up the ass isn't honorable, he deserved death.

He had to have been violating the rules when he conspired with Paulie to steal the money meant for Carmella.

Ralph’s sexuality was nothing more than weird non-penetrative sex.

no that was his twin brother

It was poison ivy, you fucking fanook.

Doesn't this bring dishonor to the family? They are men of honor, and aren't allowed to do anything which would dishonor the family. Taking it up the ass isn't honorable, he deserved death.

He was retarded by sexually harassing Meadow's bf. That was his downfall.

He was a practical joker

Ralph did a good job of keeping his perversions a secret. Vito didn’t. Tony didn’t care about Vito being gay, he cared about how it became a problem once it got out.

NANI?!

No, because Vito was a man comfortable in his own skin who liked other men, he didn't identify as a woman trapped in a man's body who yearned to be feminine.

He didn't go around broadcasting it, and he wasn't cheating on anyone important. He staunchly denied any sexual weirdness and didn't go to gay bars. He did deserve death for sharing his gf with that cop though. Gross.

>this scene proved ghosts are real in the sopranos universe
all the catholic shit is 100% real

Any guy who is attracted to dudes or who wants to be a chick is a fanook, and should be whacked.

Ya, but does it still itch?

>or who wants to be a chick
Isn't this decidedly less repulsive compared to a prancing practising faggot freak though?

You wanna get some spooked?

youtube.com/watch?v=qiANSNcyi5A&ab_channel=SathiaguruN

Bravo Chase

taking dicks up the ass is perfectly honorable. All the family needs to do is turn a blind eye if it bothers them.

There are scary gangs of psycho killers in South Africa where homosexuality and even rape are bound into their codes. Gayness has nothing to do with toughness.

People like Phil are stuck in some 1950s backwards self perpetuating nightmare world. That is the point Chase is trying to make with the entire story arc

People like you are too stupid to really understand the show and take everything at face value like a child would. You are the reason we got the shitty troll ending to the show, because Chase hates the legion of mouthbreathers he created so much.

Where does Tony get these shirts?

Ralph was a cuck? I don't remember that.

Johnny Sack was a reasonable boss and pragmatic. He never wanted anything to happen to Tony, Carmine on the other hand considered whacking Tony. Tony never was trying to manipulate Ralph, he genuinely cared for Jackie Jr.
Also you'r a fanook so forget about a reply.

kek

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Madon, the lengths these fags will go to justify their degeneracy.

from Richie

>killing a head of one of the five families
>making enemies with 4 other families that are each larger than yours

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You have to go back.

Back to a magical place just for (you) --->>>

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Goddamn, even your butthurt replies are faggy.

> when you realize it was Gino dressed up as a fag to frame Vito
what the fuck went on between the twins

It's morning here, my ginger chick is asleep in the other room underneath the silver silk sheets I bought her, we have a nice spacious apartment near the city overlooking a park. But whatever edgy replies makes you feel good little poltard. People are trying to talk about television and you just want to spread your usual propaganda bullshit. Why not do a complete 360 and rant about muh jews for a change of pace?

have sex incel

See post directly above this one scum.

You're not fooling anyone queer, snide condescension is one of the hallmarks of homosexual redditors.

>taking dicks up the ass is perfectly honorable

GET THE FUCK OUT. No it isn't you fucking moron. The Italian mob did not allow homosexuals at all. Speaking like a reddit moron too

NOBODYSH GOT AIDSH!

Killed a civilian woman

you're a fucking disgrace

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A. She hit him
B. It wasn't his child she was carrying
C. He was doing a lot of coke
D. Ginny Sack had a 90 pound mole removed from her ass

20 Fuckin' yeeahs in the can.

MAKING GRILLED TISSUES ON THE RADIATOR

He never had any homosexual thoughts or urges in all that time?

We can all see you are a real dark character and well schooled in the disciplines and honourable rites of the Camorra clan, the Ndranghetta and the Morag Tong, but are not about to discuss them with outsiders in a Yea Forums thread.

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I COMPROMISED

GO BACK TO JERSEY COCKSUCKA

Fuck no. 20 fuckin' years he took grilled cheese up da ass and jerked off into a radiator.

He jerked off in a sock.

Why did phil turn into a house again?

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He wanted Butchy inside of him but not in a disgraceful way

based medication poster

SHE WAS A FUCKING HOOOAR

Those Irish hoodlooms were getting fresh

> he doesn't know how many morbidly obese people there are in the east cosst

He ate all the Johnny cakes.

Never get the Johnny Cakes.

Get me some of dem Jimmy deans

>Johnny Sack was a pragmatist
Like when he beat up Donny K for no reason? Or when he bought a fucking Maseratti? Or when he allocuted instead of standing trial like a man? Or maybe when he cried at his daughter's wedding like a woman?

>Carmine considered whacking Tony
When? Carmine was an old school boss, a real 5 families family. Tony was a petullant child, the skipper of a glorified crew

>Tony didn't try to manipulate Ralph
One of the main themes in Tony's character is his growing similarity to his mother. Tony was a massive manipulative borderline. Just look at how he treated Chrissy

>Tony cared about Jackie
Tony turned his back on him. Rewatch the scene where Ralph hands him off the esplanade cash in 3.13.

>fanook
It's finocchio you fucking fake ol tough guy

>men shouldn't buy nice cars

You're that fanook that was whining about /pol/ earlier, arencha?

kek

It attracts too much attention. Not very pragmatic jagoff

>both Vito and Paulie were so tightfisted that they tried to stiff Carmela by avoiding paying up to her in Tony's place then doubled back when they realised Tony might actually recover
Greedy cocksuckers

Why should they continue to finance that greedy bitch's luxuries?

Even that stingy bastard Phil was trying to tell Vito that he shouldn't be trying to cheat a boss's wife out of a kick up.

Reminder that the Shah of Iran only hated Vito so much because he was envious that Vito got to fuck men while Phil had to stop once he got out of prison.

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Because he was a fucking fanook.

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He was a good friend.

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Would Vito have killed Finn if Finn went to the baseball game?

Yes. But the real question is would he have raped him first?

>and don't pull that 'aww chucks' shit with me. You're fucking feeding and seeding

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God if only the western world was this based.

This was bound to happen.

Unironically this.

>these are for my twin brother

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Did Ginny Sack's obesity reflect poorly on Johnny as a man? That fat cunt ruined his life and made his daughter obese

The other daughter looked like she was anorexic.

>thinking phil wasn't closeted
he LITERALLY comes out of a closet to kill vito
it was pure pottery

It's not even the same actor. I come from an italian american family so I know this shit, he's just some other fat italian fella. Probably named Giorgio or something.

D-Girl is by far the worst Sopranos ep.

That was the whole point, he was death coz gay

fpbp

why didn't phil just become a gymnast?

He cheated on his wife with guys, which is dangerous by itself. His wife was the cousin of a high-ranking NY mob member (Phil) who also happened to be as old school as they come. Vito knew the risks.

Phil went to prison? Only for a short time, right?

It's a reference to him being in the can. He did what he had to.

Je will spend the rest of bis life as a Puerto Rican whooore

>cheated
she knew and okay'd it. It was a consentual thing.

>if only the western world was as intolerant as my Muslim shithole! TRULY BASED (prevents wife from driving after dark and beheads a white journalist for saying something mean)

>the other 4 Families would have been okay with an unsanctioned hit on a made man from an established Family and protected explicitly by Tony

>consensual cheating when married
>ok

Vito was a cunt and so was his actor
That's why they made episodes dedicated to Vito being a big fag.

Clothing stores

I don't think you understand what "cheating" means. It's implied she gave consent to him having gay partners, which isn't cheating. Are you autistic?

Reminder Vito was a FAG

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Imagine falling for such easy bait

i honestly thought the mob overlooked any weirdo/wrong shit you did as long as you were a good earner.

It ain't good to earnin' another man's semen.

now you can get your own!

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Didn't he have a brown goomah who he met up with that everyone else knew about? It wasn't for cheating

kek

>swordmaster

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because he never picked a team

dude there's a female right there, how is that gay??

Its true, Tony would have solved it internally but the persian guy threw a massive fit.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

If he planned to do that he wouldn't went dressed in full Yankees gear

Only those who get money from your kicking up.
Rivals like Paulie and outsiders like NY wouldn't look pass that

He was catcher for the Yankees

no it is him.

he wanted to feel him out if he's gay himself, if not, he would whack him for sure, we all know what hes capable of, after killing that random dude on the street

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Someone tell me
WHY THE FUCK
did he not just shoot those two dudes who saw him at the leather club
go around the back and just blast 'em when they go to their car
you know you're fucked if you don't
why just let them walk away to ruin your life
this dude has killed people before with 0 remorse and they were just some low level collectors
not made or connected

Because then there wouldn't have been anywhere close to the amount of comedic value afterwards

as other anons pointed out, phil wouldnt give a fuck if he was cheating on her with just women

He left the world's smallest gun at home

He would have gotten off if he had balls like pussy did.

enter john sacromoni.

They all would've been fine with him being gay?

Yeah? Maybe you're a flambe.

He would have been sent to Arizona and he would have worked from there.
No interaction with crew and just making money on his own with the connections his brother had.
I think it something related to stocks.

Big and tall stores have some pretty nice designs

This probably sealed his fate. When the guys hear from Finn he was giving the BJ, it was over for him.

The actor or the character? Both were cunt's for different reasons

Why are gay characters in shows like this, True Detective S2, Ozarks, Tyrant etc always so hilariously disgusting and pathetic?
Is it intentional for reality at large? Or are they all taking inspiration from Vito as they don't know what else to do with a gay character?

I don't think this copypasta has ever failed to get a giggle out of me

If the Sopranos is so good why do we only ever hear from the New Jersey crew and one of the New York families?

Where the fuck are the other 4 in all of this?

Because in reality gays are pathetic and disgusting.

>This thread is still up.

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>She fell, that's my story

Because the show is called The Sopranos and not "The comprehensive guide to New York metropolitan area organized crime"

If Vito wasn't killed the family would have gotten into a civil war and eventually controlled by NY

what does the wine glass moving mean though?

i guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass

Problem?

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You're disgusting. Taking dicks up the ass, or anywhere, is a feminine act. I don't care what a bunch of evil savages do. If you own a Bible, you know that homosexuality is wrong. A warrior subculture like the mafia obviously can't turn a blind eye to one of their representatives sucking off construction workers and dancing with men at a gay bar.

Expecting guys to be attracted to women, or at least NOT be attracted to dudes, is called "normal". Understanding that heterosexuality is normal is not a "nightmare world", its correct.

*teleports behind you *

heh nothing personnel kid

>A warrior subculture like the Mafia
Hahahahahahahaha

They see themselves as warriors of their people. Whether or not we agree with them is another story. But as an organization that values honor, masculinity, and martial prowess, obviously they can't allow homosexual men in their ranks.

>A warrior subculture like the mafia
They were just glorified pen pushers at this point

Yeah it was hilarious, all his children are mentally ill with eating disorders

And Johnny smokes 10 packs a day

I wouldn't say "sexually harassing"
I would say "intimidating"

Funny how the greatest ancient military in human history allowed gays in their ranks...

Ralph was a trap, pre-transition.

>Johnny Sack was a reasonable boss and pragmatic

No he wasn't. Emotionally he proved himself a liability over the 95 pound mole thing, whatever happened there. That's why Carmine gave Tony the ok for whacking John. Had Tony gone ahead and done that with Carmine's blessing, that would have send a message throughout the NY hierarchy: business with Jersey comes first, glorified crew or not. But John lived, Carmine died. Phil got out and John allowed his emotional reactions to deteriorate the relationship with Jersey beyond repair.

Tell that to the Bevalacqua kid

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!

>Size 3X
The gabagool is just too good.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, THIS PIECE OF SHITS COUSIN PUT SIX BULLETS IN THE KID WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVAH

Because VITO SPATAFORE IS AN ASS MUNCHER

Lmao