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>generation x is soulless
prove me wrong
pic unrelated
>unskilled job
>building houses
Learn to code
And therefore I enjoy
Denying your invite
lol
*teleports behind you*
*accepts contracts at a lower hourly rate than you*
>14 year old
>skilled
learn to read
That lady is based desu
>Using LinkedIn
>Not knowing people via the old boys club
Plebs
What the fuck is a Job Bank?
>Works for father
>Learning actual skill
>Construction today still gives decent wage
That post is reddit-tier garbage. Unironically an entitled millennial who never had a real job
God the modern business world is so disgusting. LinkedIn is a cancer
I hate boomers. They are terrible cunts.
>skilled
learn to read
that would be enough of a response for me to find her and end her
as someone who worked for their dad's construction business at 14, you mostly just kick dirt clods and carry heavy shit
they don't trust you to do anything else because you'll get in the way or hurt your stupid self
i don't understand. she runs a job center and doesn't want young people using it?
She's right you know.
user, you're still not reading. He said the the kid was unskilled.
you know that one king of the hill episode where dale gets a job only because he has 0 issues firing people. this is that lady
>she
>learn to code
>some pajeet from the slums will do your job but for 3x less
nice, thanks boomers!
she'll be dead in 10-20 years max. they all will be dead soon
yeah and the first user implied you could be unskilled while building houses
which is objectively true when you're 14 and your dad's helping you learn how to do basic shit.
learn to read
>writes all of that to shut down an ambitious candidate
>still wont get past the glass ceiling
if someone doesn't tell me what a Job Bank is right now I'll commit a terrorist act
>carrying stuff, fetching things, and maybe holding something because they need their own hands to work
That's literally unskilled labor.
at 14 you would be unskilled in any industry except being a fluffer on a porn set
Hark, the eternal boomer.
The millenial spent 5 secs and a click for that and der grosse bummer spent 20 mins typing up that response
KILL BABY BOOMERS
It's a made up phrase that means less than nothing.
i'm thinking she is in some media profession and she considers her linkdin connections a "JOB BANK" she basically assumes her connections give her hiring powers
>still not reading
unskilled labor
Yeah pretty much. She'd done this multiple times and it actually got reported on a good bit resulting in her doing a public apology (probably meaning she just stopped responding to people rather than doing snarky responses).
Are you retarded dude?
>DUDE DON'T ADD ME TO LINKEDIN LMAO
I genuinely hate boomers. I live in a relatively small town in the midwest and I can't afford to move out until I start working on my doctorate because until then I simply won't have enough money. I work as many hours a week as I can get at a higher that minimum wage job ($11 an hour) but it usually ends up being 30-40, and it's not enough to live on by myself. I could get an apartment, but that's more than half my money gone each month. Factor in utilities, food, gas/maintenance on my car, internet, phone, I'd end up with $30 or so left at the end of each month if I'm being generous, working nearly 40 hours a week on average, while in school. It's not like I live in a big city either where everything is extremely expensive. There are 100,000 people here. Not to mention the exorbitant debt I'll go into to finish school, despite my scholarships and in-state tuition.
This is the world boomers created and I'd be fine with that if they would accept it's not just entire generations being "entitled" to things. They don't realize how badly they fucked it all up. They raped the economy, completely. Then they have the gall to call younger generations lazy and entitled. We simply cannot afford to move out and start families at 18, or even 20 now. 22-25 is the earliest I can see myself getting out of here. It's unbelievable.
unskilled labor
>Yea Forums forum
Wagies are not human
Why the fuck are shut-in zoomers complaining so much about boomers? There's like 3 places I can think of off the top of my head around me that are hiring starting at $20 an hour entry level. It's your own fault you live in a flyover shithole.
>b-but muh college tuition! Boomers only had to pay $20 for Tuition for 4 years
If you're concerned about paying to get brainwashed you're already beyond saving. Get over yourself.
Neet trolls that exist more online than they do offline are not human
What's her name?
>reddit complains about the supply/demand of labor
>demands open borders
>There's like 3 places I can think of off the top of my head around me that are hiring starting at $20 an hour entry level.
Such as?
>There's like 3 places I can think of off the top of my head around me that are hiring starting at $20 an hour entry level.
Wonderful effort, but that's entry level bait.
how old are you
>It's your own fault you live in a flyover shithole.
reminder California has the largest homeless population in the country
Souls don't exiat, fucking religious freaks.
Kelly Blazek I believe
2 of them are carwashes and one is a liquor store. If you're concerned about making minimum wage for more than a few months you're FUCKING STUPID.
oh yeah, also, before I leave this thread I have one final thing to say
HAVE SEX
>looking for new job
>acquaintance tells me they need people, like fucking yesterday
>it's a night job, but good pay, more than I earn for a 9-5 job but for less hours
>get email address to his superior
>I explain in the email I am very interrested, I have years of experience in what they're looking for, I can start tomorrow if they want me to, or do an interview or whatever
>answer: send a résumé
>bitch what the fuck?
>I send the same email again just the way it was but everything that explains that I'm qualified I just highlight and put in all caps
People/recruiters seriously think that me writing a fucking word document with the same info is more official the the shit I write in a letter (either could be complete bullshit, they don't know so what difference does it make).
I haven't heard from them again.
they demand higher minimum wages dumdum, no prominent social democrat in us politics demands open borders
If younger generations adopted the same attitude toward boomers as boomers have towards their own children and grandchildren we would already have passed a bill allowing us to euthanise them.
For some reason this feels like she's hitting on him
Basically my resume today.
I'm looking for money, not a passion.
they don't actually want to read your email. they just want to upload your resume in some program that gives them a greenlight to hire you if not into the trash. how do i know?some guy filled his resume with a bunch of buzzwords and got a call back it was literally incoherent buzzwords
she has that coalburner look...I wouldn't want to work with a woman like that anyway
>no prominent social democrat in us politics demands open borders
Then why do they fight so hard for it?
>not having a resume in the first place
It's a bureaucratic thing. Having your resume in the appropriate format makes it easier to go through candidates when they eventually sit down to evaluate all the retards that applied. I'm sorry but a printout of your email is going to make you look like a fucking kinder gardener. You should want to present yourself better.
zoomers have bought into accepting mediocrity. boomers may have fucked everything up, but they were out to lunch parents who didnt raise their kids and that practice propagated on down the generational line. nobody has discipline anymore and nobody strives for greatness. we're all fine to jerk off to iphone porn while taking a shit, nuke some shitty half-a-foodstuff, and turn off the old noggin to enjoy a show about dragons and brothels.
did it land you a job?
i think it's to standarize the process.
literally everywhere they'll ask for a resume
(((job bank)))
isn't aoc a social democrat?
>this guy gardens kinders
>20 dollar entry level
I highly doubt this, if it's true your cost of living is through the fucking roof, 20/h isn't even enough to be poor in seattle
Nope, not gonna change it though.
First job I ever had I didn't even have a resume.
I asked around until I got a job.
With your sort of personality it's no wonder employers shun you.
>all these seething jobless incels with nothing to show for their lives ITT
meanwhile, I'm clearing 160k a year easy
i make six figures and have no debt, what have you accomplished today
My twenty foot cock keeps me happy.
>160k a year
pocket change, shoulda went crypto while you had the opportunity
>only six figures
kek
Wow, this is why we need communism, this white bitch spent quarter of a century building nepotistic connection and now she just want to hoard it for herself when fellow millenial asks her to give them to him? That is not okay.
>Master's degree in Electrical Engineering
>3.9 GPA
>internships out the wazoo
>can only get hired at McDonald's or Walmart
FUCK CAPITALISM
>You should want to present yourself better.
Why? It's all a charade, it's just a bunch of unnecessary power moves to show of some non-existent superiority.
I'm not looking to own a company, I'm looking for work, work as in money.
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
Your mother. I see myself working in place willing to pay for my work, that is it.
Now construction is so gatelocked behind dozens of meaningless certificates that the only way to get a construction job is to have a family member or friend in the industry already
Indeed, it's all bullshit, and I'm not having any of their kool-aid.
Is that Oldfag-chan?
>born decades before 1946
>boomer
Imagine if they hired retard like you, really dodged the bullet there.
maybe you shouldn't have bought into the whole STEM meme faggot, lol
but seriously i have a stem degree and i'm doing fine. learn to accept office roles which aren't strictly within your field and get experience doing nigger work, in 5-10 years depending on how much asshole you suck, you'll be fine. the worst part of an office job is having to listen to the 80% female-filled environment's gossipy and defensive bullshit all the time.
its easier for the superior print all the resumes of all the job seekers and compare it all at once, if you send only an email you are fucked.
Learn how to work mate
Sounds like you should go to Oklahoma city and park a few trucks beside government buildings
>boomers were being paid $25/hour to sit around and press the button on the soda fountain in the 60s
>entry-level salary for a CPA today starts at $22/hour
>spend the better part of a year sending in a well crafted resume and letter, all rewritten almost completely for the job at hand
>probably a canned response, but HR people keep praising my application saying it's one of the best they got, but I don't have the experience to go any further, despite me seeing kinda shitty entry level jobs
>friend asks his boss if they can hire me, don't even have to send her a resume
>get the job a week later
Granted it was only a 5 month contract, but still. Contacts and knowing the right people is probably worth more than a 40 grand education and 10 years of experience.
should've invited her to some dick, seems like she could use it.
>ships jobs overseas
HEEHEE
>he fell for the STEM meme
i work in sales and make six figures while working barely 20 hours a week. and im only 25
Imagine being this entitled.
>work for big 4 accounting firm
>senior partner is one of the most senior in Europe
>takes home well north of 7 figures a year
>really nice bloke
>adds everyone in the office on linkedin
>even the first year associates fresh out of uni
>has time to speak to anyone and give solid career advice
Anyone trying that hard on linkedin is a tryhard faggot that people laugh at behind their backs
That is unskilled labor. It's not like he's a carpenter, electrician, plumber or anything. He was most likely following orders and doing grunt work.
Better than completely useless low IQ entitled zoolenial fucktards. No wonder auto-checkouts are a thing, who the fuck would want to interact with you people.
>There's like 3 places I can think of off the top of my head around me that are hiring starting at $20 an hour entry level.
Name them.
>bernie
>aoc
>rashida t-alibaba
>the worst part of an office job is having to listen to the 80% female-filled environment's gossipy and defensive bullshit all the time.
this is why I left dealing with all the bullshit in IT and became a machinist.
being covered in coolant and steel shavings is better than listening to women nag all damn day.
you pass the CPA yet faggot?
>Have a solid well paying job and land
>Still hate boomers
Hope they all fucking rot away and die very soon.
you don't know what unskilled labor is lol
>don't even have a basic resume
>thinks he's qualified to work
Imagine kissing the boot of a company you don't even work for.
First: Idiot.
Second: The reason they needed someone like me is because they hired retards in the first place, which I 100% guarantee did not have a resume, because they didn't even speak the fucking language. They needed an actual worker to come fix shit, I had experience with precisely fucking that, but the whore in charge thought she owned me without even paying me.
Straight up fucking kill yourself söyböy.
Machinist bro here too. What kind of shit you making and tolerances you holding?
which chinese energy drink are you hockin these days?
>carwashes and one is a liquor store.
>starting positions $20
wtf? what is the cost of living in your city?
Calm down Tyler Durden.
I'm seriously questioning if you know what either of those words mean.
And now the millenial will spent 20 years sucking dicks for sustenance.
unskilled labor
ITT: everyone on Yea Forums makes six figures and has a big dick
so which form of zoomer degenerate are you then
>has seven years in the specific field they need
>muh system
Have you actually tried not being a robot?
I work in the UK, so I have ICAS. Qualified last year
>not banging those annoying hags when they reveal they're frustrated with their deadbeat husbands
You lads are going about it all wrong.
based
but also you fell for weak bait
im a wagecuck its almost impossible to find an office job that works with a basic schedule of morning classes and afternoon work. flipping to working mornings and attending classes afternoons doesn't work because of limited availability for classes. the only options are to drop out and go entry level full time or wagecuck till you finish your degree
>take useless major
>doctorate
>dugs himself into a debt
Seems that only retard here is you. Hope that doctorate in sociology pays up in the next 70 years.
see, i do see this opportunity, but i simply don't want to chance fucking up my job, which i enjoy and get paid well at, to dip my dink in one of those hos.
>fuck you I got mine
this mentality works till the bolsheviks come and wreck your shit
social and wealth problems do not just go away or fix themselves
not a socialist btw
This, I work in a warehouse for $15/hour these days but I'll take that over hearing middle-aged women complain about their kids and their health problems for 8 hours a day ever again.
Used to be you'd go into a government office and there'd be postings put up by potential employers for jobs usually minimum wage, temporary and mostly restaurant and building work. This was a way that a government could say "hey we're helping with unemployment" but most of the jobs weren't career material but slave wage jobs. Now? Job Banks are mostly online so you don't actually have to put clothes on to get your wagie postings but from the luxury of your apartment.
I run an old blanchard machine right now. Usually run grinders.
My old surface grinder position I was holding 2.5 thou but now I get to hold 5 thou.
I make facer cutter blades for fusion machines. And yes they're purposely designed to wear out. :^)
Usually I run 440C bars we get from china, but the feckless genxers up top are having a conniption fit over how they're going to get around muh tariffs.
I just told them to buy the russian steel and get it over with. The german shit's too expensive anyway, and the chinese material's bent and torqued to shit a lot of the time.
>expecting a 3 year old to reject his upbringing
How do you have seven years of experience in a field and still no basic fucking resume?
I learned that shit back in freshman year of high school.
>*only show jobs that require no experience*
>lol, you need 5 years of experience for this job
I'm wholly convinced HR people are some of the least intelligent people on earth.
>5 thou
Must be nice. Tariffs are hurting us right now, we just lost a lot of business from the European market.
>Chinese steel
Yeah, hard pass brohan
sounds like a really cool guy. we need more of them
She looks like the type to have had like five hudbands by now, trust me someone in her family will kill her off for insurance money and extensive Linkedin connections. Btw who the fuck still uses Linkedin grandma?
I make 32K and live with my wife and child in a nice neighborhood
we do not have much, but we are happy
All those annoying college kids from 10 years ago that boomers said were "gonna have a hard time in a the real world, princess" now work in HR.
Yeah, it's a risk. Evaluate her personality and only go through with it if she's able to keep shit on the level.
>lady I constantly assist with random shit upstairs is smoking hot
>sends me signals every time she sees me and I hear through the grapevine her marriage is a shit show
>she's demonstrated to be somewhat loopy and emotional so it's probably not worth the risk
At least your broken ass can suck its own dick, because no one else will do it for you.
Unironically looks like my parents' garage these days after we had a flood in the basement.
is your wife white? I can't imagine a white woman living with a man that makes 32K and being happy.
>hard pass brohan
The worst part is my boss trying to convince me that it's high quality materials when I work with the stuff and know exactly how terrible it is.
used to be a quick phone call or a walk in and next thing you know you are getting a meeting. now you have to do an email, 2 phone interviews, 1 face to face meeting, then a panel meeting after you pass all that other bullshit only for you to get denied because the boss has a nephew that needs a summer job
Haha maybe but "being right" doesn't always translate to doing good business though. Hopefully this becomes a popular meme passed around on social media that the old cunt dies bankrupt. Would serve her right.
>he can't suck his own dick
Do you have a source for that? I believe it, but I'd like to read about it.
what do you do, how did you get there? is there a posssibility to get there without a formal degree and how much needed to learn?
also do you have any spare time? do you have your own house/apartament?
I have a resume, but in what reality does written words on a resume differ from the exact same words in an email?
I just got an office job in the defense industry, it’s 80% male and the women either act like men or keep their mouths shut. It’s amazing. I feel so at ease.
I work for a small family owned business of 5 people. Yesterday we sold to an international megacorp of 100,000+ employees and will be moving to their HQ building on Monday. I want to fucking die.
>work in chemical tracers lab
>70% of my coworkers are young women with tight bodies
>my supervisor looks like a younger BDH with an even juicier ass
>Dude why can't I just bellow the names of some random unsubstantiated jobs I've had at employers and get a job that way?
It went viral years ago newfag.
i dont have nearly the skill necessary to out the crazy ones. being divorced and at a new company though, i can't help but be constantly assessing the happiness level of the women's relationships. when they just come out and tell you they're not happy at home, you know that's a big fucking red flag. some guy with worse prospects in the company can have 'em. i'd rather find some directionless waitress to waste my time on at this point.
this is either bait or the ranting of a true retard, either way here's a (you)
That’s always how it has been for somebody with no connections. Don’t believe boomer nostalgia stories about how they pulled themselves up from nothing.
What are some kinos about boomers?
What do you sale?
Online store or?
Is that your business or you are just employee?
Six figures in what? Month, year?
I'm in the same boat. Just gotta do your best and when it inevitably fails its all on them. Fuck working for people like that. At least in the shop i'm at I get air conditioning and 2 breaks.
Yeah
she came from a poor family herself
>No wonder auto-checkouts are a thing,
Boomers did that. They saw they could save x amount of dollars a year by cutting those jobs even though low-experience jobs were abundant when they were young
Its a whole generation of cunts
nta but you shouldn't base your perceptions of women ewxclusively on Yea Forums memes.
>dude why can't he just send the exact same things but in a document where he's also kissing my ass a little
>military experience
>BA degree from Northeastern
lmao imagine complaining about shit.
nodegrees get FUCKED
Ahahaha, seethe even more you entitled mongoloid, not only did they dodged a bullet, but an entire burst fire.
>hurrrr he me comes eberybudy shit yourself due to my godly presence
Unable to do basic tasks, fuck off.
>I have a resume, but in what reality does written words on a resume differ from the exact same words in an email?
It shows that you're not too braindead to create a resume.
That's not true? I just don't have my own place to not live with parents, and I don't have money to start. And I just don't know how to make either of those, right now. Yet.
>I sent them a request on a napkin written in crayon, why won't they respond?
They needed a resume to show to HR. It’s just checking a fucking box. If you’re too autistic to understand that then enjoy flipping burgers
I just want to start a nice small business with only thag many employees but I don't have anywhere near the capital necessary to do it, feels bad man.
i attach a printed photo of han solo on every resume
What are some good desperate neet jobs to keep my eye open for?
That is if I can find a real listing in between the endless "ARE YOU OUR NEXT TOP SELLER!?!?!? Make up towards 5 billion a week!" postings.
>he's not eating shit from people who aren't even paying him yet
>retard
Buddy, just because you would let your boss fuck your boyfriend so you could get a raise doesn't make the rest of us retards.
Fucking christ you people are sad.
I'm curious at what kind of jobs will even be available for low experience people in their 20's in the next decade, feels like everything needs at least 2 years experience these days.
And people wonder why millennials tell the job market to fuck off.
so it was bait, good to know
Here's the best advice I can give anyone who's legitimately looking for a job or a better job: APPLY.
Seriously, apply to hundreds of jobs. And learn how to sell your skills. Trial and error, fellas. Apply to shit you aren't even remotely qualified for. Apply to fucking everything. There's no limit. It's not like applying for credit cards where it can tank your credit score (at least not yet, right). Learn how to spin bullshit. Learn at least a working level of charisma.
People think I'm a confident person and I'm a fucking neurotic mess. I'm also in my mid 30s, so I've had years to stop giving a shit about most things that don't matter, but people don't like weirdos or complainers or unsure faggots. They like someone who they think will get the job done with as little oversight as possible. Be that guy.
Schooling definitely helps, but know how to tell the employer the ways in which you'll use those skills for THAT job.
No one did that though.
I thought robots were smart, you're not making any sense.
Two years of experience means “you did one or two summer internships”.
trucker
you WILL be hired if you do not have a DUI
Psych Tech
watch crazies only to become crazy yourself
Construction
get AD&D insurance, lol
>education bad
>work good
You've got one life, you really want to live it as an uneducated frogtard?
You're hired
literally, seriously, genuinely and unironically this
>hurrrr why didn't you just suck dick for free
Don't have a drivers license and I'm fat so that leaves out a lot of those potential jobs.
Don't you need some bullshit degree to take care of nutjobs?
The opposite. But I didn't play their game, so they can't back down now from a countered powermove.
im just gonna kill myself
>I've come for a.job
>okay sir everything seems okay, could you just sent me your resume please, just a formality
>BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUSTSAY TO ME FUCKING WHORE, I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM US SEALANT WITH THREE HUNDRED CONFIRMED SKILL BLAHBLAHBLAH
you know you can postpone getting a doctorate until you have some solid professional experience and money
unless you're unironically doing a doctorate in a field wit low prospects and low funding, and you're just doing it to avoid job hunting. in which case you're a dumb dumb lol!
Best advice ITT
No, you just haven't thought things through, grow up, stop playing other peoples games.
I'm just gonna work on voice acting at this rate, I don't really want to do anything else and don't want to climb the career ladder.
i threw away a full ride to grad school. the subtle repercussions of that piss poor career decisions fucked me for the last decade. im fine now, but jesus i wish i would've made a different decision back then.
>graduate Uni in Europoor
>no internships because I ain't working for free
>NEET for a few months
>land a job
>earn around as much as rest of the team who did all sorts of "paying your dues" routine
>now have around a 1 year of job experience
Got lucky because all the employers are happy merchants
Good post.
I'm a semi-reclusive shut-in who only goes out for grocery shopping, work, and the occasional walk.
I am married and work a 5-2 schedule, making decent money and building a future.
All because I applied for a random job seven years ago.
Getting weak there user, do you want to take a break from baiting to get a snack or some coffee or something? I'm sure this wonderful thread will still be here.
>I've come for a job
>okay sir, tell me why you're qualified for this job
>ok, *does that and more*
>neat, now could you put that in writing, otherwise everything you just said is a lie
>what?
>oh just a formality
>but I just told you everything, who cares about formality, this is a job, this is real life, it's current year plus 4, this is all unnecessary
>DRINK THIS KOOL-AID OR GET OUT! I DID NOT SPEND MY YOUTH WRITING RESUMES SO PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE COULD JUST SKIP THAT STEP WITH LOGIC!
they will have thousands of applicants
>Just be charismatic bro
I'll just tell that to my diarrhea fueling social anxiety.
>communism to avoid nepotism and corruption
No argument, I'm shocked.
You know I'm right.
i bet you didn't even do an internship with your degree, no shit they won't hire you. you have 0 industry experience
i was unemployed for years because i hated my last job. i literally "taught myself to code" thinking that would be a beneficial skill to have. i didnt apply to shit because i quit before i even tried. my wife cheated and we divorced. it took me maybe 6 weeks of applying to every goddamn where before i found the job i have now, making almost twice as much as the last job, doing something i legitimately love, and being free from that cunt which should've happened a long long time ago anyway.
what changed? i started actually applying to jobs. im not even using my fucking coding skills, naturally.
oh wow thanks, maybe tell me how to drink water next mr genius
This is laid out very differently from how it would be today but a BA in business + military service would still be a good resume today desu
You dont have to be charismatic. Just apply to every fucking job that pays above minimum wage. Thats how I got my foot in the door at a company that let me make some pretty decent cash. I'm a fucking asspie btw
No argument.
Ok boomer
>okay, now could I get that in writing so I can use it as later as reference when I go over all the candidates, and so I can show it to all the various parties on my team that take part in the recruitment progress
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO SPEND A COUPLE OF MINUTES WRITING A WORD DOCUMENT!
Bernie is against open borders
I don't understand economics. How did boomers exactly fuck it all up? How were they supposed to know it was going to turn out this way? All they did was live like they were taught to.
Also what even caused the market collapse.
i don't want to become a tranny
>gaslighting
I've been doing it for the better part of 3 years.
Kinda hard to be chosen for the job when the interviewer looks at you like you just raped their children every time you open your mouth.
it's likely that you'd have fucked up grad school too. post-graduate studies don't alleviate your issues they make them 100% worse, especially the further you go.
Gommunism living in their heads rent free.
It's kinda sad.
doubt.jpg
>born in 1930s at latest
>boomer
that isn't "open borders". he's literally saying we should separate families
i like the believably of a random jpg image you literally just googled
good bait
Where the fuck does it say open borders here you schizo?
i believe it. it really is an incredible level of stress. making shit money as a TA, while taking a full load of coursework, while doing research in a lab filled with very competitive and territorial chinese and indian students (although to be fair, the one other white guy was the biggest faggot by far). i watched one girl who TA'd with me lose her shit all the time like the cunty one from Waiting.
Sorry man, I hope it gets better for you. I'm not charismatic by any stretch, I was just polite and cordial at every interview. No banter at all. Wish I had some advice tailored to you other than I hope you make it man.
>how did you get this interview in the first place
>well I wrote an email with all my details and almost word for word what I just repeated here today
>well, now we need a THIRD set
>just use the email
>oh of course, how absolutely idiotic of me to not just use the information I already have, I mean, we're all adults, we know you just need a job and we pay money, have a good day, we'll be in touch
>k thx bye
>starting job back up next week
>really don't want to work right now
Wish I could find something that lets me work from home at this point, I hate doing hour long morning commutes.
the post world war 2 boom was never going to last, the issue is they do everything in their power to keep their lifestyles at the expensive of younger people instead of dealing with decline
go buy another 10 dollar coffee you failure
Fake and gay. Clearly written by an angsty n33t.
www.politico.com/amp/story/2019/04/08/bernie-sanders-open-borders-126139
Not separating migrants from their families isn't quite there yet to open borders
Boomers invented machines do their jobs for them, that's the only reason you're not getting unskilled jobs anymore
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals...
You know, I kinda expected the Politics board to kinda know about politics.
>I don't support open borders, I just support amnesty for all illegals and not cracking down on illegal immigration
What did he mean by this?
A lot of IT jobs are like that.
My sister quit her old job and just got a better paying job doing IT, she has no experience in that field, but she has 10+ years of manager experience so they hired her on that.
She can either go to an office or stay at home.
for me the worst part of applying everywhere was each time some company required me to sign up to some third party's application processing service. half the time i was stuck entering all my application info on my phone, all over again.
that girl in your pic looks like the “it’s ma’am!!” tranny
That milf + that text made me pop a semi desu.
It's real, she publicly apologised for it.
Learn to read Schizo.
The '40s, '50s, and '60s had:
Insanely high taxes on the rich
Minimal immigration
Strong family and community values
Conservacucks got rid of the taxes and told the wealthy that anything goes, hippies got rid of the family values and told the degenerates the same thing, and then they both worked together to bring in shitskins to inflate the demand for housing and depress wages.
>use our app!
No thanks.
I bet you even look like a normal human and not like a retarded ogre.
On a more serious note, I guess I'm at least keeping somewhat productive which I can use as a bullshit excuse on my resume.
Based and Milfdommepilled
Have sex
truer words, user. fun to remember this shit as we enter the latest season of Presidential Election.
>yet still an incel
Then democrats got rid of the last two, thanks for the 1965 immigration act.
>well I wrote an email with all my details and almost word for word what I just repeated here today
Oh, so you are expecting us to completely revamp out entire system and database just to accommodate your one application because you are too lazy to write a word document? I'm not sure you are the right fit for us. We like enthusiastic team players here.
I'm like 300 lbs dude. I'm no looker in the least. No GF in a long time. Glad you are staying busy, just dont become one of those guys who gives up and just lives off the government the rest of their life. You die early that way.
YOU GOT THE JOB BUDDY!
This. Plus the military industrial complex, the rise of socialized medicine (it pretty much didn't exist anywhere prior to WWII, except in its infancy in places like Canada or Nazi Germany), and subsidies getting really out of control. Government spending ramped up for WWII, then Korea, the Cold War, and Vietnam, and it never really went back down. Mandating that everyone should be given credit approval helped housing prices skyrocket out of control, and allowing usurous rates has generally been a Bad Idea.
>"treated with compassion and respect" = open the fucking borders, let them all in
No. Just my parents.
Which is even more soul crushing.
I don't care about a career or family or anything like that most normal people want. I genuinely just want a job so I don't have to be a burden for my parents.
unironically a good resume for working in a coal mine or something like that
>illegally cross into country multiple times
>wtf why am I not being treated with respect
Where were all you faggots from 2009-2016?
mcdonalds hires anyone. i have a retarded sister that chic filet hired to just empty trash and drool everywhere. look into a job coach if its really that bad for you to get a job. temp agencies also hire literally anyone. i've worked for temp agencies that made me work along side child rapists.
>+ military service
He was discharged in 45. Not just service, homeboy was in The War.
Revamp?
Let me get this straight, you contacted me through either email or phone as my email sounded interesting, you booked a time and place with me, and now you're telling me what? That now you suddenly don't know who I am on the fucking set date the we are meeting? You didn't print out my info before the meeting? Or saved in under something like "interviewed applicants"?
I don't think this company is for me, if you treat people that don't even work for you yet like garbage, then how do you treat subordinates when they do. Do you fuck with their pay, or vacation days?
Good day.
fuck you side-taker, obama kicked them out just fine. it's all rhetoric. you really think they're gonna open the flood gates? maybe in 15 years once the illegals here already, or 1st gen legals, have bred a whole giant generation of koolaid drinkers, but chances are those selfish cunts won't want to give up their free gibs either. until then it's just to get votes. it's the same as the right dogwhistling racist shit to get the dumbfuck vote.
I work for a large business firm, the higher ups recently pushed through a out sourcing arrangement with a pajeet company to do the job of 150 Americans making an average of 75K a year.
The pajeets are willing to work US hours for a fraction of the price, they are equally qualified
or so they say (we do complex accounting work).
It's actually kinda hard to get a McDonalds job in my country if you are over 20. Guess they like 'em young.
robots and hajis are coming for us all, eventually.
im just lucky my company is based out of europe so while they're content to stock the fucking place with more and more broken hymens, they really don't give a shit about any other kind of minority.
What country?
Thank you for your application.
Best Wishes, Linda Rosewood.
Making threats like this is illegal, my friend.
How would you feel if someone says something like this? People die in terrorist acts. Do you think this is funny?
>Why? It's all a charade, it's just a bunch of unnecessary power moves to show of some non-existent superiority.
It's a shit-test, dingus, a shit-test that is so easy to pass and yet you failed. They lay out simple, easy-to-follow guidelines as to how to apply for a job which you either failed or refused to follow. If you can't follow them how can they expect you to follow orders and complete tasks in a work environment.
>hey there user, could you do this thing in this way? thanks, t. your boss
>no man why would I do that, I don't want to and I don;t feel it's unnecessary, I'm not going to do that because obviously I user know better than you about the way you should run things
would you want someone like this working for you? no, you fucking wouldn't
I was told to be aggressive and never take no for an answer. I'm sure this lady would say the same to her kids / some college speech.
I think the guy was being smart and playing to his advantage.
If you already have an undergraduate degree (no matter the major) and can still not get above minimum wage you are a complete faggot and a loser. Taco Bell pays above minimum wage.
You've never worked a construction job so shut the fuck up. Niggers that can't even dig a hole properly are unskilled labor. Actual trade helpers make people money and are not easily replaceable.
Ive tripped five old people in the last year, one of them audibly broke something.
Republicans also overwhelmingly approved it, and helped passed worse amendments to it in the '80s and onwards.
Don't let yourself be fooled. The GOP loves destroying society in the name of cheap labor as much as the Dems enjoy destroying it in the name of political correctness
good for you, man. im sure whatever poor sap that took the two seconds to put together a resume and get the job you were begging for via hotmail is feeling like a real dork right about now
Sweden.
At least that's the impression I've gotten from my friend who worked there.
>obama puts illegals in camps and no one gives a fuck
>trump does the exact same policy and gets treated like the next hitler for it
Kill yourself
yeah all that compassion and respect has already been shown, there are over 20 million illegals in America that aren't in detention camps. Blow it out your ass you bleeding heart FAGGOT
>in 15 years once the illegals here already, or 1st gen legals, have bred a whole giant generation of koolaid drinkers
illegal immigration has been a problem for 60 fucking years, Reagan gave amnesty to THREE MILLION illegals back in the 80s
They're the same worthless people that become guidance counselors.
I will be able to make decent money while getting a doctorate, both from a stipend and a decent job, hence why I said "won't be able to move out until I am working on my doctorate."
But really it comes down to leaving the gold standard and becoming a debt based economy where perpetual growth is somehow seen as possible and is the end goal of all policymaking
he should call her a stupid old bint and then ask for those contacts again
i hope you all know you can lie. you think these people follow up?
>can't follow basic instructions and procedure
>wants special treatment
>expects a job to be handed to them
Honestly you've probably got a garbage work ethic and will be a nightmare to work with inside of an established organization or a team.
I'm a manager in a warehouse and I'd bounce your ass in a heartbeat on general principal because I've already got enough gold bricking shit heads who spend more time bitching about everyone else behind their back then doing their god damned jobs.
To everyone else in the world, you're not special. Just another entitled asshole who thinks their shit don't stink.
are you
?
If you are, I really sympathize with you. I was jobless and aimless for 3 years not knowing if I was every going to work again or if i was just going to live in my dads basement for the rest of my life. Ill honestly say a temp agency saved my life. It put me in a bunch of odd jobs for shitty pay, hours, and treatment. It helped me to figure out what I really liked doing.
Enjoy your sub-par totally unaccountable workforce
The funniest part of this whole thing honestly. I expected her to say she blocked him on Friendster at some point later in the email.
desu we aren't even getting the outher messages. anyone have a link?
Then quit your bitching. Everyone's broke in grad school.
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>muh caravans
Bad memory, cognitive dissonance, or just no longer included in your packet from media relations?
it's all these things. one hand washes the other. it's like a group of people came upon a fire in the middle of the woods and started throwing wood into it. then someone decided to start throwing furniture into it. then they chopped down their own houses to fuel it. pretty soon its a massive conflagration and everyone's trying to figure out which fuel made it the worst, which there's no answer for since they all contributed, meanwhile the village is burning down.
Im 28 and never woked a day, drop out from uni twice, no one will hire me so why should I go there and be further humiliated?
I knew I fucked up, I dont need some pr women telling me that
you have to live for like 50 more years assuming you don't fall ill or kill yourself :^)
>trucker
You couldn't pay me enough to be around racist redneck boomer faggots that think they own the road all day. People will want to be truckers when truckers are people you'd want to be around
i dont think they spoke to any of my references, either
Because you have nothing to lose and can just lie your way to a cushy job
I had a job working on a very lucrative government program when my bosses told me that I was going to get to train team of Indians to "assist" me as well as get to design a piece of software that would automate most of my responsibilities.
It was pretty clear that they were likely to fire me as soon as it was done, so I trained the Indians wrong and actively sabotaged the development of the software. Sure enough, I got let go and the company eventually got thrown out of the program for submitting incredibly shoddy work, costing them tens of millions of dollars in the long-term. Fuck executives and FUCK shareholders.
is this poetry you saw somewhere?
Goddamn I hate corporate culture and the sewer scum that buy into it
If that lady actually took the time to write that shit she needs her face stomped in
It really is hard, being someone who was on the side of the jobless guys on this thread to finally becoming successful. My journey would sound retarded and wouldnt really help any of you, because all of you are different. I just want all of you guys to know I hope you all make it.
>being such a friendless repulsive quitter that you can't even find a roomate
Jesus Christ I smell like stale cum, morning breath, and unwiped ass all the time with the personality of cold dog vomit and even I manage to split my rent.
you sound really insufferable
Yeah they are called children, dumbass, and we don't want to slavey to make their wageys
its very hard to lie now with all the linkedn shit
I am. I'll look more into it for sure, I must admit it's something I haven't been looking to closely at.
Here most job listings tend tend to be funneled through on the official government job site and all the temp jobs on there basically just get treated as any other job posting.
Based and catholicpilled
is linkedn essential to get a job?
A simple no would have sufficed. But these fucks that enjoy using the only bit of power to abuse others should be put down
This is why women don’t belong in positions of power
Truckers are actually good and honest people in most cases. They actually help people on the road, they’re not crackpot axemurderers
>have had four different hiring managers ask me why they can't seem to find me on Facebook or LinkedIn
>they act like I'm fucking Dale Gribble when I tell them I have extreme privacy concerns about them
>tried telling the last one to bring it up that "my generation doesn't really believe in that kind of thing, decentralized networking platforms are the real wave of the future" instead and she completely ate it up
I fucking hate everyone
I like to drink to much to deal with the DOT regulations.
You can't look at a fucking beer and operate a truck inside the same 24 hours, it's fucking ridiculous.
If you don't drink, can piss clean on command, don't mind learning your DOT regs, and don't mind being on the road it's a good job.
One of my first jobs was working on a dock with a couple of old timer OTR drivers who had an endless supply of smokey and the bandit tier stories about the shit they would get up to on west coast turnarounds.
Exactly right. One little thing got stuck in her uppity boomer craw and she decides to unload on some random guy instead of thinking to herself "fuck off" and ignoring it.
>Submit resume online
>Company's retarded AI system fucks up and you have to re enter your resume manually on their faggy website
>Thank you for submitting your application please complete our necessarily long screening test for further consideration
2 days later
>Receive e-mail invitation for our online video questionnaire where you must record yourself answering some questions
a few days after that
>Online interview or phone interview
a few days after that
>come in for a "behavioral interview" please prepare highly autistic detailed answers to our questions
>go in for interview, don't get called back
We need to rise up lads. If you engage with companies who do this gay shit you're a fucking scab and directly encouraging their behavior
Just to give you an anecdote (even if you dont want it), I was treated like shit for 2 1/2 years going from odd job to odd job. I've worked assembly lines boxing up chocolates to cleaning floors. Most of the jobs I've worked at treated me like shit and the most I made at that time was 11 USD an hour.
I found myself one time at a job where I was in a machine shop and something about it really liked it. It was 43c in the summer and cold in the winter, but i really liked it and got a full time position because I worked really hard.
zoomer entitlement at its peak: the fat bald with a job who is providing for his family is scum meanwhile i live with my parents and fap to cartoon chinks all day
women in the workplace was a mistake. not even sexist, it's just in practice very bad for everyone involved
If you're not bullshitting at all at job interviews you're doing it wrong.
How much is your rent? Down here its 650/700 for 2 bedroom apt. Though I've seen some older ones go for 550.
the george costanza rule applies here too: its not a lie if you believe it. they want to see you eating up your own bullshit.
>>can't follow basic instructions and procedure
I'm not doing unnecessary things for no reason
>>wants special treatment
Wrong. I'm there to give them my time for a fraction of what they (justifiably) make, I'm not a slave, I'm a worker.
>handed to them
Wrong again.
I expect logic and reason from people who need employees, I can fulfill that need, let's talk.
You're assuming my "way to good for what I've ever been payed" work ethic is garbage, that's cute. I once drove a van filled with company goods 750 miles (including trip back) in a day just to make a delivery someone else had fucked up, for regular fucking pay, so no, I'm not a complainer, nor am I shit at my job, whatever it is or has been.
I'm just not playing along with some cunt behind a desk that I don't fucking work for.
Nigga if we worked in the same warehouse I'd be your boss in a fucking week, don't kid yourself.
el primo baitsman
How the fuck was I supposed to know that not wanting the Zuck to listen in on everything I say was going to make people think I was Ted Kaczynski 2.0?
Insanely high taxes on the rich create less tax revenue, GDP per capita, and innovation.
Sounds nice. Guess I just gonna keep my nose to the grindstone.
No argument.
You know I'm right.
>its not a lie if you believe it
Oh yeah that's crucial. You need to decide on your set of lies well in advance and learn them off and fully think them through until they make sense, if they ask you any unexpected questions you need to know your own lies well enough that you can tell spinoff lies without having to think too much.
>tfw lied on my resume that I spoke fluent French
>Interviewer switches his questions to French half way through
>Have to admit that I don't speak fluent French and ask him to switch back to English
>Still get hired
to be honest, one should apply this trick to every aspect of life where you're actively pursuing something
>I'm not a slave, I'm a worker.
workers have jobs
How do you bullshit your way to being an indie game developer to look good on your resume?
Good luck
amazing
>dude come one you were SUPPOSED to lie, I mean what dd you think you were supposed to do?
No more. I refuse to work. Gibs, now.
based
Tell them a really passionate but dumb story. Total smokescreen, most will fall for it
>I've been working this entire time
I didn't say I'm unemployed, I said I'm looking for a new job.
Its not that simple bro, you either chug dick or you're fucking homeless. The loop is unbreakable unless you decide you have nothing truly to lose and turn to crime, or merely accept total poverty.
i'd also add, learn how to cater your message to your audience. the hiring manage wants to hear how well you'll do the day to day shit without having to babysit you. that person's manager wants to hear how you're ravenous to create value for the company and transition to other roles over time. HR wants to hear you breathing to make sure you're not actually a dead person.
i started putting that i'm "two or more races" on my applications because while I'm white as a ghost, that's technically true. i actually forgot about that until now. i wonder if i'm fulfilling some quota somewhere.
with jobs like that it's best to have some sort of presentation that you can show your work. like some games you worked on or a small sample of an unfinished game you can showcase
I try, but it's kinda hard to make being a video developer like a useful skill for a dishwashing position.
Sorry, should have said for non-video game/media/IT related positions. If I applied to one of those jobs everyone would just see that I know fuck all what I'm doing.
this. when breaking into a completely new field that you can't just talk your way through, jump fully into show and tell mode. show them examples of your capabilities. make a portfolio of whatever it is you want to do. otherwise, they have to assume that your shit is weak and will go with an experienced fellow.
>autistically listing what you did in a resume is less braindead than writing complete entences with the same info
This is what a cuck believes.
Now tell me other comforting neoliberal lies about how immigration is a net benefit to society, the job losses and communal devastation from outsourcing are offset by gains in shareholder wealth, and how anyone who lives in an economically-depressed area should abandon their hometowns and social connections to start over in a "thriving" shitskin-infested urban area where any wage gains will be entirely consumed by usurious housing costs.
Capitalism and conservatism are incompatible
>I'm not a complainer
Literally every single post you have made in this thread demonstrates otherwise.
The fact that you claim you've been looking for a job, but don't have a resume on file makes me suspicious.
On top of that, there are all kinds of employment laws. Even if I wanted to bring someone on, as a hiring manager, I still have to have them submit a resume and application online because it has to go through corporate HR. There's background checks that have to be done, references to be followed up on, and a ton of shit that goes on behind the scenes, and if it isn't done, the company is now liable for all kinds of shit.
Just say a bunch of bullshit about skills that overlap. Talk about how being an indie dev you had to come up with creative solutions on the fly, you had to coordinate with your team or else things would getting fucked up, and then talk about how it require an extreme attention to detail
Just think like a linkedin cuck and think of anything you did as an indie dev that could be hyperbolized into a real skill
Kek, that's almost verbatim what I write.
I've never been on linkedin.
its the jokers here and elsewhere who dont want to play the game that wash the fuck out. the rest of us are jumping in feet first and making real money.
>I still have to have them submit a resume and application online because it has to go through corporate HR. There's background checks that have to be done, references to be followed up on, and a ton of shit that goes on behind the scenes, and if it isn't done, the company is now liable for all kinds of shit.
Imagine being mutt.
>Literally every single post you have made in this thread demonstrates otherwise
No it doesn't, it's a legit fucking concern that we in current year +4 must still play these weird politeness/suck-up games to get a job.
They know I need a job for money, I know they know, they know I know they know. Stop playing fucking games, it's bullshit.
It's systematized and mandatory elevator talk and if you don't do it right you can't work at a fucking 7-Eleven™. Ridiculous.
Well socialism is economically not feasible so you really don't have any other options. Here's some reading on the topic I was discussing. High taxation is not only less productive, it's ineffective.
tsowell.com
tameri.com
fee.org
I hate playing the game desu, sometimes wonder if it is even worth it. Selling your youth for paycheck
Well, working for your dad in construction would probably still net you $20 an hour. You'd just have to wait until 16 these days.
It's always who you know. Plus construction pays decently.
Women of every generation are soulless, you have to look at the men. Gen x had a lot of soul from those that are capable of having a soul, that is.
Isnt the argument that they'll dodge paying taxes if taxes are high? The selfish cunts dodge regardless.
Cite specific examples. The problem, the reaction to it, how you came to a solution, and how it was implemented. Especially useful if you were working with or leading a team.
There are resources online that are a google search away that will tell you how to load the interview with the answers and anecdotes that make an impression.
Talk is always cheap, and everyone thinks they're awesome, but taking them through that story and example demonstrates your decision making capabilities and ability to work with a team of people with different personalities.
money talks, friend. put in your time and dont be a slouch, keep chasing opportunities and dont get distracted chasing skirt. if you hit 35 and you can comfortably afford to buy whatever you want and travel wherever you like, you're doing better than most people who are tied down to something and unhappy.
or sometimes being tied down IS happiness to someone. if it works, whatever.
>weird politeness/suck-up games to get a job.
No you autistic street shitter, you just have to act like an emotionally stable adult that can follow directions.
How is that selfish? It's their property. What's your "fair share" of their earnings?
I do that, from people who pay me.
I can tell you right now that that guy has had specialised training in not being a cunt to his juniors, because I work for a company that does that and that's exactly some of the things we teach people.
Those same cocksucking boomers that complain about millenials moving out are the same ones gouging the housing market for their own greed and the landlords keeping rent prices high. They should all be killed in Minecraft.
>I WILL ACT LIKE A FUCKING AUTIST ALL OVER THIS FUCKING BUILDING UNTIL YOU START PAYING ME TO STOP DOING IT!
It's common sense that the people who stand to profit want to steer behavior they profit from.
Counterpoint: America's Golden Age happens to coincide with the highest top rates we'd ever had, while the start of everything declining into shit coincides with Ronald Reagan cutting them in half.
If Laffer is correct, I say we raise taxes every year until we reach the point where revenue finally declines. Neocon Don's giveaway to his globalist controllers saw revenue decrease in real terms, so there's clearly room to run.
Of course it's bullshit when they drive their tax free supercars down the fucking roads that I've paid a hefty portion of my insignificant salary to the government to maintain. We should honestly lynch everyone with a net worth above 500k US
About as much sense as wanting a job but not wanting to send a resume to the person inviting you to do so in order to be considered for the job
Americas golden age was a result of us becoming the worlds primary exporter after two world wars eliminated the global competition, not high taxes.
tameri.com
Yikes imagine being this jealous. They'll always pay more taxes than you will - supercar or not, regardless of your measley salary. And if you remove anyone over 500k you'll blow out the economy since that's where all the innovation and economies of scale come from.
>job gets outsourced to india
>fuck
>get fired
>go on employment insurance
>take full year off of work
>start to get into work again
>make double salary
I work on netflix kino all day.
it worked out for me.
>Selling your youth for paycheck
Your perspective is the problem. You're not selling your soul, you're playing a game and bilking a multi billion dollar company out of a check.
I'm an autist who loves optimization and live by the principle of least action, so just about every job I've ever had I eventually figure out the easiest and most efficient way to do it, so that the job is just shit rolling down hill and I just need to nudge it a bit.
Also always be on the look out for a better deal, you don't want to change jobs every 6 months, because that makes you look like a flake, but get a few years in, keep checking for internal job postings, if you get into an industry you like, you'll figure out who the competition is, who your vendors are, who your customers are, and now you've got new places that you can apply to with "x years experience with this company they already have a professional relationship with."
Always give your notice when you leave a job. If you were a good worker, and had a decent relationship with your boss, ask them if you can use them as a reference. Within a couple years you could leverage an entry level job into being well versed in every aspect of whatever operations your industry does, have worked with a bunch of people, been successful, demonstrated self motivation for advancement, and might be able to move into a leadership role, if you're so inclined.
Construction pays 12 an hour in my state for back breaking labor and no benefits or vacation time.
How did you get into that gig?
I went to school for vfx.
That sucks. You must be the reason the national average is $17 for construction work, but $20-25 in my state
this
all my jobs were from knowing someone. took a long time to build it up but basically got exp anywhere I could and met lots of people.
its a fun gig and worked with some big time movies/directors.
protip: watch out for jews. I wish the stereotypes weren't true but they are. fuck one guy wanted to offer me 15k less then what I wanted.
the guy's company is known for being jew'y
>All the wages started falling around 1965 when we opened the floodgates on immigration
Hmmmmm....