What the fuck is the new Veronica Mars supposed to be about? Weren't they all in high school?

What the fuck is the new Veronica Mars supposed to be about? Weren't they all in high school?

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Isn't she married lel

Yeah but her husband encourages her to hotwife

wait what the fuck isn't she married to dax shepard?

he's a cuck

twitter.com/daxshepard/status/993879984908455937

Get over it prude. You don't own your wife.

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Dax is gonna be pissed that his wife is fucking a white guy

oh dear

smoll

>he keeps going for dozens of replies afterwards
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

DAX NO!

Do people think its just banter? You can't type this shit without being a real cuck

imagine how much donald glover she could take if she had a pussy like Lily Ford's

check'd and giggle'd

sounds like you're the cuck for caring about this

I listened to his podcast once and he said his wife's "hall pass" is the rapper T.I. Dax said he was perfectly okay with them fucking.

maybe he's just helping her cross the street safely.

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>tries to reach his wife in vain
>gets told to shutup publicly
She was probably getting banged by Tyrone behind a dumpster

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It does seem weird how she only started doing roles with black love interests AFTER she married him

How can you be both good looking and a cuck? What kind of fucked up things have been done to this guy?

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>I suppose you want an invite too?
>Duh. I'd wait on him hand and foot

chilling.

He's a beta

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This one's just banter

Do people really talk like this? It’s cringe, I think they need to be shot.

Found the beta.

>house of lies - show about kristen fucking a black guy
>the good place - show about kristen fucking a black guy

I think dax might decide what shows she does.

oh noes!1

>good looking
hes always been a weakjawed, chinless beta

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He's so beta it's embarrassing. Like ever be angry, just be passive about everything. Kristen obviously dominates him.

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She's so hot, but obviously a terrible person. Why it make peepee hard?

>but obviously a terrible person
So strong women are terrible now?

Women aren't strong though?

How the fuck is she strong?

So many jokes about being cucked, it can't be just banter at this point.

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Read her tweets. She's the strong one in the relationship.

yes

>Read her tweets. She's the strong one in the relationship.
So you're agree that he is a cucked beta?

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Why do these autists post on Twitter? Its cringe and extremely stupid, unless they get off to the public display of cucking or someshit

Haha imagine if everybody on Yea Forums creampied Kristen Bell as a joke

He didn't say no because her body her choice

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That has never been under discussion.

Imagine being married and having to be such a hostage of situations like this

That dude is a self-professed cuck. He openly encourages that slit to fuck other dudes. It's fucking disgusting

>Imagine being married and having to be such a hostage of situations like this
You don't get it. The guy absolutely loves it

I feel embarrassed for that dude. Shes got him by the balls. I wonder is her pussy really that good or shes the first chick to have shown in interest in him in a looooooong time

>tall
>white
>wealthy
>relatively famous
he has absolutely no logical reason to be a cuck

Every tweet he makes screams whipped bitchboy

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Neither. Her whore act is entirely responding to his desires. She cheats on him only because he wants her to, it's rare but it happens

Typical beta blue pilled male. When she leaves him for chad or Tyrone. He will kill himself. He seems like the type. She probably controls all the money too

What did he mean by this?

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I tried listening to Dax Shepherds podcast once and he came off like someone that needed to be validated. I remember the person he was talking to made a joke about how wealthy Dax was and he got so offended and was like "no no no i'm a regular person"

So he wants her to cheat because he has some sick cuckolding fetish? That dudes DNA needs to be eradicated from the gene pool.

Alpha isn't measured by your size or muscles, it's all in the brains. We aren't cavemen, we are social creatures. This guy is beta in his head and fantasizes about his wife being with other men he views as better than him.

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>now

She trained her lap dog well. Has him suffering from rich guilt. Doesn't matter, im sure she will pull a Ginger from Casino and run away with the money and kids when she gets to be tired of playing nice.

i saw Chips last weekend on showtime, and while im made jelly about Dax's body, he's got a fucking gremlin face.

This one is fucking scary, he's his wife's bitch

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I used to get San Rockwell and dad shephard confused a lot. I never will again. Jesus CHRIST

Christ, I joke about blue pilled dudes but holy shit man

I always figured this was a closeted gay move.

Like how Amber Blank's husband started out by watching her fuck black guys but now he puts on a wig and skirt and gets fucked by black guys right next to her

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I bet he politely asked her to not do it in the house around their kid and she flipped

Found a couple of clips backing up your statement. The Greatest Generation is rolling around in the graves right now. Look how far low men have become. Servants to females, slaves to their cocks. Lives for base desires and to be personal lapdogs to deranged women and their kids who just bleeds the dry.

I'm sure that's minuscule to what shes really gets away with. That dude is coping because if she leaves, he will kill himself.

>doing weed
>vaping

Even if she didn't do it around him I'd think she was a bitch.

>vapes weed
Legalization was a mistake fucking rich cali fags have ruined it

Fucking alpha female. What a turn on.

>Like how Amber Blank's husband started out by watching her fuck black guys but now he puts on a wig and skirt and gets fucked by black guys right next to her
WAT

>implying rich cali fags are the only people that vape weed
It's pretty fucking popular now especially with younger people. All those damn vape cartridges are everywhere.

She's probably smoking weed on the sofa while he's vacuum cleaning, ironing and looking after the kids. That sounds like a joke but all these tweets put together...

>look up who this guy is
>he's been in every movie that dax and kristen have done together
Strange

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whats the fucking point of having a relationship if its open

Haha she lookin old

Wow with this shit. This dude is walking shame

>alpha is in the brains
It's actually entirely in your face. Being a manlet or a manchild can kill that, but attractiveness is solely judged my... well, attractiveness. No woman fantasizes about fucking Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates. Sorry, betacopes.

why does she always have a cunty face on

>YIKES
>Muh wife dose whatever she wants
This guy is a disgrace. Probably very active on redd!t

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Okay, you did not just share all that fucking information about Amber Blank without providing a single link. I believe you but sauce me please senpai.

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Vibrate features on current gen phones sucks fucking ass, especially if said phone is in a retardedly sized purse full of whatever useless shit the woman has thrown in it, I don’t see how missing a few calls automatically equals cheating to you, grow a little self esteem.

Ahaha, dragging her along

>If your wife spit out a mulatto baby would that be fine?
>I'm afraid to answer this publicly, but yeah?
Jesus Christ

This time she didn't answwer because she was talking to....her mom

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White guys are weird af

Eh whatever, my fiancé smokes weed and I don’t just because I grew out of it a decade ago. It’s still a bad look when your spouse has to be 100% sober due to substance abuse and your getting high in front of them.

Always saw Dax as one of those people who are lucky to be in the industry at all.
Screams regular to me.

my favourite scene with her
youtube.com/watch?v=gAnMUPNJtUw

All I know is that I need more Logan Echolls.

He got his start on Punk'd. I was amazed when I saw him in anything else, and more amazed when he gained popularity

Jesus. Imagine being such a colossal fag and still calling yourself a man? Pathetic. His bloodline is going to die with him probably since his kid is most likely not even his.

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So they are both just attention whores, got it

LMAO, what a faggot

Is dax our new Riley, or is he more like our man Pierce, the architect of his own desire? If a man is a cuck but he loves being a cuck, is he really the cuck?

Why the hell are they talking like this on social media and not over text? It seems like a huge red flag.

Don't you dare compare some run of the mill cuck to the Architect. Pierce is an artist

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Implying you wouldn't stoop to this level if it meant being able to sniff kbells farts and lick nigger cum out of her butthole though

He was a weeder junkie. She smokes in his presence because she has no respect for him. i wonder where is this self esteem he's talking about. she's literally a doormat.

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Dax is a cuck Riley would skewer him with his swords or choke him out just like that Scottish cock sucker

open relationships are only bad for ugly and poor men, I don’t see what’s the problem? oh wait

>that palpable sarcasm in the last tweet

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Riley was devastated after the hoMEWrecking whore cheated on him. This is a fetish.

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she basically slowly made her husband a trap
made him watch her get fucked by bbc
then he would touch the bbc when she got fucked
then he would film in her clothes
then he prepped
now he gets fucked with her

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true american story

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Absolutely based

>watching amber blank vids
she has one of the worst tattos ever. not even regular pornstars have that shitty tattoos. no wonder she always wears a fucking shit

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10/10 ass tho

Reminds me of Sneaky

Imagine getting a cute Asian gf but her singular overriding desire is for you to become a little sissy slut for her

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What did this fggot mean by this? A fleshlight, a dildo, a chastity cage?

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Hey Sneaky said he draws the line at getting creampied by the swole guy his gf chooses him to get fucked by while she watches. She seems pretty reasonable listening to him when he refuses to be creampied

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If only Punked and Cucked rhymed

What the fuck is wrong with wh*te "people"?

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sneaky had all 60 of my tribute videos pulled :(

fuck sneaky

He's talking about his phone. He never feels lonely because he can hear and see his wife getting fucked at any time of the day in real time.

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That's the most reasonable explanation.

>She was probably getting banged by Tyrone behind a dumpster
Judging by his responses ITT, he was probably worried that she WASN'T with Tyrone

If it helps you feel better, he won't be able to trap much longer without taking HRT. Trapping is hard to maintain without blockers after 25

Dax was a junkie 15 years ago, he's sober now but it's safe to say his brain got fucked and he developped that cuck fetish

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>triple 24's
based

Well what picture is that in response to?

This is just sad, no other way to describe it. It's beyond pathetic. Imagine being Dax Sheppard's father and having to live with the fact that your son is an absolute omega.

These two posters are incels.

she marries the emotional nice guy for brownie points while getting railed by dudes at the gym

It's like they program you with 10 words max. Fling that dogshit elsewhere cuck. Maybe it'll stick eventually

This poster is a doormat.

idk
twitter.com/GronksEskimoBro/status/818278880696037376

>taking back the word 'junkie'
Just like Jacqueline McCafferty

this poster is a transexual from discord

I saw that tweet about the mulatto baby before, and assumed it was just a one off and Yea Forums was just exaggerating since it's a joke about being cucked by a black guy. But I never knew he "joked" this much about being cucked. My God, it can't be just jokes at this point

There was in 2012 blind item circulating about actress who dominates and cuckolds her willing hubby. Any guesses who she might be?

Here's the blind item:

crazydaysandnights.net/2012/10/todays-blind-items-cuckolded-husband.html?m=1

>Not since Christina Aguilera was married has there been a case of cuckolding so bad that I have heard of anyway. This B- list television actress from a very very hit cable show has always stayed out of the spotlight. Or at least tried to. She does not go chasing it very often despite the fact that she could get a lot more play and fame and publicity if she wanted. She is considered a role model by many. She is also a wife who is very much in charge. Her husband willingly signed on and knew what he was getting into. Since their second date, she has told him what women's underwear to wear under his clothes. Usually a bra, always panties. Our actress looks like the shy and reserved type, but in her past she earned a living as a dominatrix and it was not just a living to her, she loved it. She made six figures a year and her husband is the willing participant in all her crazy games. Not only does he do what she says, but she also has a long time boyfriend of almost a decade who she has sex with on a regular basis and makes her husband sit there and watch. Every single time.

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Jews are unironically based and redpilled. Most Alpha of any ethno-nationalist group in the world. Jewish people divide and conquer and dominate every realm they are found. If they were nothern European Scandinavian people or Germanic people, you would admire them. But because you can't achieve their level of intelligence, dominance, ingenuity, and success, you are jealous and you embrace an irrational hatred of them.

"strong" women are still women so yeah

dumb commie libtards

ATTN WOMEN
>Leggings are NOT pants

>Amber Blank
I wish she would become a Yea Forums meme

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Yes, Tabatha, they are.

She's nuts. Could totlly be her
twitter.com/HarryConnickJR/status/1005192746758332417

She looks like she redpills black guys

Sure thing sweetie

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vulenrable

>she also has a long time boyfriend of almost a decade who she has sex with on a regular basis and makes her husband sit there and watch. Every single time.
>Every single time

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I distinctly remember seeing Kristen Bell talk about how she has a "serotonin imbalance" and that's why she has depression and takes antidepressants. Yet she smokes weed. Nice.

Do you remember that flick with Russel Brand, this slit was in? Sometimes it looks like she is playing it out in reality. She got her manchild cucked just like the dude in her movie.

>good looking
>cuck
pick one

Serotonin imbalance theory doesn't even make sense. If serotonin replacement is all that's necessary, why do SSRIs take a month or longer to work? Something else is going on.

She probably lies for attetion. I don't believe she has any form of anxiety but I wouldn't be surprised she has some antisocial disorder, she sounds like as mega cunt, only betacuck would tolerate her She's faking the cute blonde bimbo who wears pink and girly but you can tell there's nasty personality in there

Staring down "angry" people unphased is alpha as fuck. Calmly telling (wo)manchildren to simmer down or get cut off is liberating as fuck.

You wouldn't know, anonymously trying to make yourself feel bigger with impotent slander.

I would be shocked if it was her. Those are some cringey tweets but I think Dax and Kristen are very whitebread normies.

So anyone know who that guy is? These photos were taken today

I agree. I think she's full of shit.
I can tell she's a manipulative bitch from looking at her photos and just from hearing some of the shit that comes out of her mouth. The tweets are proof that both her and Dax are emotional parasites. She's the one in charge though.

nigga what year you think it is

I listened to her on a podcast and I get the impression shes kind of a bitch.
Shes pretty.. but idk about her

Yeah I think it's Christina Hendricks, not Kristen Bell. Kristen & Dax didn't get married until 2013 and she isn't really a role model. Hendricks starred on a popular cable TV series, is considered a role model for plus-sized women, and married some cuck in 2009. It could easily be her.

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Her guide. Look at her eyes, she's turning blind.

Look here, she's playing a dominatrix and she also used to pay a stage play as a domme in the early 2000
youtube.com/watch?v=jooQDcj2UTU

She was really funny on Doug Loves Movies.

I looked around but could only find rumors of rumors of rumors.

Yeah bro that's a super edgy broadway musical.

christen bell actually has a problem in her eyes
they can each move in a differnt direction

>I'm his boss

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yeah
theres this one woman that is always passive aggressively bitching at people through at my work email and my female coworkers always talk about how badass she is

Jesus Christ this guy is fucking pathetic.

Even if he's "joking", at "best" it's a blatant virtue signal of "Haha look how I hip I am, oh yeah I'm cool with black guys fucking my wife - I'm not some old racist scared about sex and interracial sex haha and I don't own my wife! Have at it man!"

This is painfully pathetic, looking for liberal good boy points via Twitter retweets/likes.

It's just common normie twitter talk these days - pathetic but standard.

>It's just common normie twitter talk these days - pathetic but standard.
Be honest, this is exceptionnal level of cuckoldry. It's hilarious because kaki is some green/olive color, it doesn't even make any sense, more like she fucked an alien

Based Mutant Dude

He one of us

I don't know. Everyone on Twitter is retarded.

Is shit like this that makes me want to just move over seas and never come back.
Those people are seriously fucked in the head.

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>oh no my black baby is coming, Dax get over here you cuckboy!

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yet her hall pass is literally some thug nigger. lmao you can't make this shit up.

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Here you are on a website full of trannies and cuck porn, gauging the cuckoldry of people who you will never have interactions with.

Shepard met actress Kristen Bell, also a native of Detroit's northern suburbs, at the birthday party of a mutual friend (Michael Rosenbaum); they began dating in late 2007. The couple announced their engagement in January 2010.[30] However, they decided to delay marriage until the state of California passed legislation legalizing same-sex marriage.[31]

Yep, he's definitely her bitch.

I don't what people see in her. Shes seems like a college educated version of Brie Larson

its just how fatties have hormone imbalances
>muh genetics

dax is actually based, listen to his podcasts

Oh yeah his podcast is very based friendo. My wife's boyfriend recommended it to me, and like everything else he provides, it was great!

Give some examples or I'm just going to post a wife's son meme at you

brainwashed

>I always figured this was a closeted gay move
IR porn is for fag dudes, look at how many trannys nigger lovers are on /gif/.

How are people finding so many twitter screencaps? Are you just searching cuck terms?

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