Coworkers start talking about capeshit

>coworkers start talking about capeshit

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>cosucks start-a-suck chucking about-a-sneed capesneed

Hey we're going to see Endgame for the 3rd time this week, wanna come user?

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I usually say that I like the smaller character focused films like Ant-Man and Spiderman Homecoming and my opinion is met with nods of approval

I don't really like capeshit but those films don't give me a migraine like infinity war

chucky sneed

>coworkers start talking about fuck and suck

sneed

>coworker asks me if we can change a shift

There sneed is. There he goes a chuck. Formerly, everyone! He seed and feed again! Isn't he just the chuckiest sneed around?! Oh my Fuck.

I can formerly chuck your pathetic oversneed frame sucking in the fuck, lit by your computer sneed which is formerly the only source of feed in your seed, sucking like a like fuck as you once again sneed your little Sneed thread up and fill in the chuck. Or maybe you don't even feed in the seed. Maybe you're chuck a disgusting SNEED that you formerly paid for a 4Sneed fuck, so you just chuck the suck. Oh, and we all formerly know the feed. The "fuck" Sneed guy, isn't it? I imagine you little suck laughing so hard as you chuck it that you drop your Doritos on the fuck, but it's ok, your mother will formerly suck it up in the morning. Oh, that's seed. Did I feed to mention? You live with your Sneed. You are a suck fucking chuckup, she's probably so sneed of you already. So seed of feeding to do formerly everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown chuck who sucks all his time on 4fuck posting about a Sneed. Just imagine this. She had you formerly, and then sneed thought you were gonna be a fuck or an astrosuck or something chuck, and then you became a SNEED. A pathetic Sneedfag SNEED. She probably chucks herself to sneed everyday thinking about how bad it is and how seed wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to formerly talk with you because all you say is "SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK." You've become a parody of your own suck. And that's all you are. A sad little chuck laughing in the dark by himself as he sucks to indulge in the fuck old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever sneed.

Forever...

suck > fuck (in cars)

sneed

>talking to coworkers about music we enjoy
>haha user they played a song by that band in *shitty Netflix show.* I only listen to that one song by them, it’s on my Spotify playlist!

>coworkers start talking about sneed

oh look another thread where the punchline is the OP and people fucking bump it anyway

>coworkers start talking about fancy german cars

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Went to the theatre to see John wick 3 waiting to go in, guy frantically comes out of room across the hall, looks at me with a gleam in his eye, “have you seen endgame?!” With a wide smile, say yeah it was alright, (it wasn’t) says it’s hes second time seeing it, “it’s amazing” I have no idea why he came out of the movie just to tell random people in the hallway about it

OH LOOK A CHUCK, ANOTHER FUCK ABOUT A SNEED WHERE PUNCH A FEED IS IN THE OPASUCING AND FUCK AND SUCKS BUMP A CHUCK IT-A-SNEED ANYSEED

in fancy german cars

Why did you have to post a Simpsons picture? Now the thread is infested with sneedfags.

>co-worker starts talking about Yea Forums
>"haha user, you seem like the kind of guy who browses Yea Forums, do you?"
>_____SNEED__SNEED__SNEED

bunch a gucci loafers!

>Yea Forums mentions politics

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sneed yourself

So weird, just did this today
>dude Kendrick Lamar is so talented
>aw man let me put this song on
>aww dood is that the one from black panther?!
Noped tf out real quick

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This but also politics. There's no way of saying it without sounding superior, but it's like I'm 10 pages ahead of the people who surround me when shit like that happens.

I got a good job at an investment firm that I recently started, and ALL these people joke about is being rich, and or being white. Holy fuck is it annoying.
>omg that’s so white!
>omg it was the whitest thing ever
>omg those folks are laughing at our caucasionness!
I seriously want to fucking vomit

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>soiboys pretend there isn't a political (((narrative))) being pushed

This. I bootyblast libbys on the daily.

>magatard seething that he can't be racist in public and has to go on some Cambodian basket weaving forum to be angry

yeah? and what is that (((narrative)))?

>you overhear 2 lady coworkers saying they would have a threesome with you

yikes

I've had such a hard time during my University degree that to this day I have nightmares involving me missing a test,a whole subject or whatever
Bye

I can be and am racist in public, because I’m not a sperg about it
My nigger friends and I talk shit on niggers often

Why aren’t you currently doing them

So you're just an asshole who likes to talk shit, what does it even mean that "you're not a sperg" about it

>having coworkers in the first place

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