WHERES THE FUCKING SCENE ALREADY

It's a guy reprising his role. You're looking too far into this.

>I want Spiderman on the front page. And bump the Holocaust coverage to page 15. In fact, cut cut it all together. Let the supermarket tabloids handle that nonsense along with that story of Bigfoot impregnating a woman with an alien baby. They are both equally false.

JK Simmons nailed the character so well that they're just bringing him back. Sorta like Hugh Jackman playing Wolverine in First Class, when every other character was recast.

Judi Dench was in both in Brosnan's and Craig's Bonds and no one was confused about that. Stop being a fag brainlet.

or toby maguire playing spiderman in spiderman

the others were playing younger versions, wolverine was already old
the old actors exist in the same continuity

Not saying people would be confused. Sure, Simmons was great as JJJ. It's one of, if not his most memorable role. Doesn't mean bringing him back is a smart move. Yes it's for a post-credit cameo at this point but JJJ is probably going to make future appearances, and will most likely be portrayed by Simmons because of Marvel and 'muh continuity!'. It's dumb, and feels like pandering to the people who actually enjoyed the Raimi films.

What did Rami mean by this?

its like judi dench playing M in both the classic continuity and reboot same actor, same character but different settings

Ugh, I thought we all agreed they should cast Terry Crews

When is pandering bad?

Can we have Dafoe as Green Goblin again? He was great too.

stop pretending you know what you're talking about
all 007 movies are in the same continuity

Him being Gordon in Justice League was so weird. I was expecting him to burst out.

Real artists subvert expectations.

Casino Royale rebooted the series, dumbass.

this

>worlds best journalistic photographers
So literally nobody. Good job spiderbro

He would’ve been a kino Gordon but that faggot Reeves opted for a full reboot and casted a twink as his Batman and will most likely pick a skinny old actor for Gordon

I thought Laurence Fishburne was the new JJJ?

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I hope he eventually returns as Perry.

You’re just upset nostalgiafag

youtu.be/NQgGXpS8Ceg

first class was the same universe, though, just older/younger versions. Wolverine doesn't age so it was just the same guy

Why the tf is a bald incel?

Why is this spiderman so floaty

Thought wolverine aged just extremely slow

Please leave, Rian Johnson

CGI for every scene
i'd go as far and say this wasnt even real, the spiderman figure was CGI and the actor's voice edited in

Not sure why they made him bald, now he's just JK Simmons doing a JJJ impression.

It was in another thread earlier, it's fucking terrible

He has the stache but he's bald and doing an impersonation of Alex Jones ranting about Iron Man turning the spiders gay

Are you suggesting that Stan Lee was the same guy in every MCU movie?

Fishburne is Hank Pimm's ex-bff in Ant Man 2

>trying to turn Jameson into Alex Jones
jej

outstanding

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>"Norman Osborne is going to make America great again. Liberals want to make heroes of criminals like this no good Spider-man. Meanwhile they vilify noble American businessmen like Osborne. It's all part of the globalist agenda to ruin America."

I really miss the Rami films.

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So glad Disney didn't have a problem with having a returning actor from the Raimi series. Simmons is more perfectly cast as Jameson than RDJ was as Iron Man.

>daily Bugle is an online conspiracy site

Genuinely great change

Is Tobey in the new movie?

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no

Why bald tho

tfw Spiderman 4 is that episode of the 90s cartoon where Madame Web gets loads of Spidermans from different universes and makes them fight

Raimi Spiderman
Emma Stone Spiderman
MCU Spiderman
Miles Morales
Girls Spiderman because why the fuck not
Spiderman cosplayer from the real world
CGI Stan Lee

GET HYPE

>ripping off a shitty Sony game
>great

Avatar did the same thing

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Funny. J Jonah Jameson used to represent how corrupt the media was and how the rich used the media to lie to the public. Now he's being used to promote the narrative of "fake news" from the internet and how Americans need to only trust official party supported news outlets like CNN.

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Sony doesn't feel like paying for make up. Just like they don't feel like paying for any intelligent script writers. For Men In Black International, the actors hired their own dialog writers because the script was so bad. Not that these writers made it much better.

>"I was one of the people telling you how SHIELD and the deep state had been infiltrated by Nazi thugs. They turned America into a police state. I had great sources on that, but no one believed me. Now I get this video right from the dead superhero Mysterio showing how SHIELD's globalist thug Spider-man planned this false flag terror attack. Are you going to believe me now, America? Globalists like SHIELD have been invaded by America's enemies before. Maybe they have been again. I am also getting reports that SHIELD may be overrun with.. and I know this is shocking.. literal alien infiltrators. Years ago this may have seemed crazy, but after the Battle Of New York and the fight with this tyrant Thanos, is it not believable? These alien invaders have used SHIELD and this menace Spider-man to attack London and they're going to attack America again if we aren't careful."

Damn. JJ droppin dem red pills.

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Was the other post-credit scene a skrull impersonating Nick Fury?

Imagine being older than 15 and still caring about superheroes. He probably still plays videosgames too. Pathetic...

My job is depressing and my gf is needy and my landlord is cucking my bank account. I need fantasy shit like superhero movies.

youtube.com/watch?v=SOkk2h9w4pk

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hET3FK8SRNU#menu

They remind me of a simpler time when I didn’t hate myself and everyone around me. They’re all I have left

>they've already released the whole fucking movie via trailers

why do they do this

>"And now we have this crooked Captain Marvel calling for open borders. The globalists of SHIELD want us to just accepted all these refugees into America. We don't know where they come from. Who knows. Maybe some are like pod people and can take over and impersonate humans. Do we really want to just accept SHIELD that all these refugees are peaceful? Do we really trust them not to obey their alien governments that want to tie America up in this interplanetary war? I even hear this Captain Marvel isn't even an American citizen. She's some brainwashed alien clone or something. That she takes orders from some alien computer AI that we've never even seen. Do we really think Americans should be listening to this person? That's not democracy! That's exactly the kind of dictator America was founded to fight against. Why should we listen to these blue alien fascists?!"

He's right, you know.

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You're not as funny as you think you are.

instagram.com/p/BzOG7jkBXFK/

>doesn't even mention that alien infiltrators are from an alternative dimension where all the vampire pedophiles live
Weak

Dude, at least he’s not black. But yeah, it’s fucking trash.

why do you care so much about the continuity of capeshit

I would have totally been fine if JB Smoove was JJJ desu

Should be illegal to have JK Simmons in a bad movie, honestly.

It’s a caricature of Alex Jones

soulless

Same difference. He's over 100 years old in X-men 1.

Hmmm... why indeed...

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I don't get it
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1561670115698.webm

nice PSX graphics

This is fucking crap

So they revealed his fucking identity before he even goes to college??????? Who the fuck wrote this shit? Spider-man's at his best when he's juggling his private life with his superhero shit.

Same character, another dimension.
Like what the DC/Marvel tv shows are doing.

leftism is some sort of recursive thing where everything they do somehow comes back to bite them in the ass

This will always be my favorite meme on this whole fucking site. It never gets old.

Alex Jones is actually Bon Iver! Wake up people!

And we already have two full films for that. It's not like they'll do 20 movies of just Spider-man.

That cameo was the most horrendous thing I have ever seen. This movie looks like shit.

Wrong. That's what the globalists want you to think.

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no one sayed anything when reynolds was brought back for deadpool

You should see the opening sequence.
FUCKING COMIC SANS
youtube.com/watch?v=l-ssuIci300

That's literally made by kids, retard.

why did they reveal his identity so soon?? WTF?