The first thing we see is that deadeyed dyke skank Kristin Stewart saying "I think women can do anything" with all the charisma of a discount sex doll. For fuck sakes, not even FIVE FUCKING SECONDS IN and they're shoving feminism SJW bullshit in our faces.
The black chick and Indian coal burner are at least nice to look at while Elizabeth Banks, who is Directing this, sucks shit as per usual in both acting and Directing.
The thing that was great about the original CA movies was that they were bright, colorful and fun, as stupid as they were. Sure there was the whole "GIRL POWER!!!" posturing but the bubblegum cotton candy veneer didn't make it so in your face and didn't feel mean spirited. Josie and the Pussycats is another movie that fits in the same category and is equally great.
This movie looks and feels like a generic fast & Furious flick, which was already generic trash to begin with, and I see absolutely zero reason to waste my time watching it!!!FACT!!!
it's impressive when you're considered worse than krager
Ethan Price
>filtering anything Jesus Christ what a pussy. Don't you have a bottle of soilent to cut your tender little hands on?
Logan Sanders
soulless
Andrew Perry
>filtering anything This lol
moot should never have let the devs add that
Jaxson Watson
The production values and editing make it look like a shitty TV show. What were they even thinking?
Sebastian Hernandez
actually less racially diverse than the 1999 one.
Nathan Rogers
They made it in less than six months or something.
Joseph Lewis
>"women can do anything" >charismatic as fuck delivery of all lines >80lb girls beating up bodyguards and killers >opening act intro bad guy is bad because he takes money from (((international aid organisations))) dedicated to shipping the third world into europe >"I'm a lead programmer on a product that could revolutionise the power industry"... said no woman ever >shitty, generic editing - all punches land with beats >forced as fuck pause in the action for a terrible joke >crappy pop music in the background the entire time (this trope honestly pisses me off the most) >of fucking course the rifle Jane is using is the main battle rifle of the israeli defence force >"I quipped his quiprotid quiptery and dequipgenated his quip stem..." >forcing the 'kristen is sexy' angle but not having the guts or the ideological fortitude to really pull it off like the old CAs did (my god Lucy Liu is fucking hot) >OMG THERE'S ANOTHER CLOSET haHAA I'M A TYPICAL GIRLY GIRL BUT I'M ALSO A SUPER SPY haHAA >fuck me they're actually putting a dance number in it >"don't touch those they blow up", gay guy proceeds to slap it out of her hand onto the floor, way more dangerous than what she was doing to it >don't call me angel >utterly empty, soulless, uninspired cash grab >holy christ yet more and more uncharismatic delivery from kristen
>"check out the charlies angles trailer right now"
Why does this exist? I clicked on the damn trailer, why would i need a mini teaser of what trailer it is i just clicked on?
Justin Mitchell
>Jesus Christ what a pussy. Don't you have a bottle of soilent to cut your tender little hands on?
He's an SJW numale faggot cuckold lapdog who hates Daddy (aka THE PATRIARCHY!!!)and can't stand up to adversity which is why he and his kind are ban happy pussies!!!FACT!!!
You know you’re just proving his point, right? Anyone who would ever be upset by anything this namefag has to say would never see his posts.
Robert Lewis
It definitely looks like it.
Wyatt Flores
>actually less racially diverse than the 1999 one.
Well, to be fair, the first CA had two white women and one Asian. So this one is more diverse, however, I would have went with a white/black/Asian combo and had an Indian chick as Bosley. Or maybe a Black/Indian/Asian combo and kept Bosley white.
Funny how the "leader" of the group is white while their boss is also white. This is because so-called "feminists" are mostly white women crying about THE PATRIARCHY (aka Daddy). Kinda like how Rey in NuWars and Captain Marvel are virtually the same non-character while both have bumbling black men as their sidekicks.
normally I'm all for shitting on hamfisted feminism, but it's not like they rebooted a male-dominated frachise and did this.
If Hollywood was really woke, thay'd do an all-male reboot where Charleze Theron sends Jason Momoa, Chris Hemsworth, and Idris Elba on cool, sexy missions
This scene in the original gave me a fetish for Asians, armpits and feet and you know this is why QT cast her in Kill Bill!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/VHLbzTO3uwo
>>holy christ yet more and more uncharismatic delivery from kristen
I watched the trailer against and HOLY FUCKING SHIT there's just no life behind her eyes. Just a pod person pretending to be a human being. This is why they cast her in Twilight because they wanted a blank slate for women to project themselves onto!!!FACT!!!
Jace Long
Were the original movies successful? I know the series was a huge thing but I never met anyone that liked the movies
Blake Myers
>I'm just happy to see KStew smile.
She must be looking at Ruby Rose's pussy with a bag of heroin sticking out of it!!!FACT!!!
>The production values and editing make it look like a shitty TV show That sound like the average Hollywood flick these days. I don't know how the MCU movies can cost an average of 200$ millions if they all look like TV movies.
>Were the original movies successful? I know the series was a huge thing but I never met anyone that liked the movies
First movie was a surprise hit but 2 didn't do as well, so they shitcanned a third. I would have liked one more while the ONLY good thing about this new movie is that they'll FINALLY release CA2: Full Throttle on Bluray which they ahvent' done as of yet for some reason. Josie and the Pussycats is also missing from the format!!!FACT!!!
Blake Thompson
>i tought the angels were supposed to be hot Um, sweaty... they consider themselves hot, so that's all that should matter.
Kevin Edwards
>Everyone has you filtered >You're able to see his response to reply to it Hmmmm
Jace Martin
you can right apple all over a banana and it will still be a banana
