>Turn on tv
>Today on History Channel ™
>The truth about Hitler
>Up next: Ancestral Aliens
>Up next: Pawn Stars
>Up next: Was Hitler an Alien?
>Up next: Pawn Stars 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Up next: What If Aliens had contact with Hitler?
What happened to the History Channel?
Did they just run out of ideas?
They OD'd on black pills.
seasons 12 or more of Ancient Aliens are so repetitive arggghh
I haven't had cable for a long time, is Ice Road Mafucka's still on the History Channel?
Jews happened, user.
It's been like this for about a decade now man, where have you been?
There is nothing redeemable about that channel. They're making money off the low IQ, it's just another reality TV channel for morons now.
>turn on tv
>Today on The Learning Channel™
>Pimple Poppers
>My 600 Pound Life
>Jaron Bloshinksky's Underage Tranny Party
Kek
They should have renamed it the Circus Freakshow Channel years ago. America is sick.
>What happened to the History Channel?
Americans.
you mean
>Pawn Stars
>Up next: Pawn Stars
>Up next: Pawn Stars
>Up next: Pawn Stars
>Up next: Pawn Stars
>Up next: Pawn Stars
>What happened to the History Channel?
>Did they just run out of ideas?
Ancient astronaut theorists suggest no.
>the holes in the rock in this ancient archeogical site are too precise to have been made by tools they had at the time! (i can just tell)
>they had to have used LASERS! No, DIAMOND LASERS! Provided by ALIENS! yeah that's it but they would have been too heavy to move around to they must have used ANTI-GRAVITY platforms to move them around.
>cuts to science fiction drawings of what this would look like while spooky music plays
Only low IQ morons and old people watch television anymore and television has to cater to the audience they have left.
you only watch History on wednesday. Forge in Fire, bitch
Some kooooooooooooooooooooooooind
nah some high iq morons have shit taste to.
This, also
>Aliens built the pyramids, they are the only who can lift those heavy stones with their technology
no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public
If you don’t like aliens and ufos, you’re a FAG
>tomorrow a 16 hour marathon about a couple retards digging holes on Oak Island
>Did they just run out of ideas?
they ran out of... time
Everyone likes the concept of aliens and UFOs. But Ancient Aliens is retardation.
>check TLC
>Today on My Giant Life
>Lindsay is 6'9
>Alicia is 6'6
oh baby
To be fair the Assanti series of 600 Lbs Kino needed to win a prime time emmy for something technical
surely they've covered the jewish reptoid connection in detail by now?
Still unironically the best channel on television.
Says it all, really.
It's a shame that history has been reduced to today's pathetic state.
You could have so much diverse and interesting topics to cover, spanning millenia and countless dynasties and empires. Heck you could probably do a series just on bizarre battles like the ones from wikipedia keep getting posted here. But no everything is WW2.
Serious question, they are literally talking about aliens and possibly even reptilians and believe they are real. Why don't they start talking about the jews?
Because (((they))) own the channel?
It has fallen to the same thing as MTV, TLC, Travel Channel, etc.:
They change to what brings in viewers. Basically, they're variety channels that rely on their name to seem exclusive rather than content close to the name. MTV doesn't play music; Travel Channel barely has any true travel shows, it's ghost stuff now; TLC has zero "learning" material; History rides the edge, but shows about making knives and rebuilding cars isn't near the same as war documentaries.
>"up next, some fucking idiots find some fucking rocks at OaK IslAnD"
Why would the people who control the channel show themselves in a negative light?
Honestly I'd much rather watch this than anything else on TV
So what's the truth about Hitler?
kek'd
did you know da bible was actually aliums? hurr
good guy just wanted to paint but the jews wouldnt stop ruining everything
>666
the madman really are going to find something !
Why? If you've seen one episode you've seen all of them.
modern normies dont care about actual history. they just want reality shows, retarded speculation about ghosts/aliens and pho-documentary bullshit
modern city slickers dont care about Sneed's. they just want manicures, fancy German cars and gucci loafers.
well, he did start the biggest and deadliest war in human history. but im sure thats the jews fault too right
Slide a couple Storage wars in there
Don't bother
this might be their worst show of all. if they ever actually found anything it would be all over the news before the show even aired
thats not american pickers
boarded an alien-made spaceship right before berlin's downfall, travelled to nevada, stayed low for a couple of years and then he founded gold and silver pawn shop
what if we were the aliens?
I miss Mail Call
deep
not all of us are mexicans
they ran out of history isnti t obvious
>Ancient astronaut theorists suggest no.
Do they ever not agree? I wish my parents were ancient astronaut theorists.
Look I fit in.