Prime Selma Hyuck

>Nigger cowboy marshall. 10 years after the Civil War. Megazord like Spider in 19th Century America. Was an SJW flick before we knew what SJW was.

Ha ha yeah how far-fetched

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bass_Reeves
>Reeves and his family farmed until 1875, when Isaac Parker was appointed federal judge for the Indian Territory. Parker appointed James F. Fagan as U.S. marshal, directing him to hire 200 deputy U.S. marshals. Fagan had heard about Reeves, who knew the Indian Territory and could speak several Indian languages.

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i cranked quiet a few out to her in this movie
I dreamed about using that damn belt on her many nights

It wasn't an SJW flick, it was just a dumb scifi cowboy flick starring a popular actor and had a banging theme song.

It's cringe.

Was he based off him? No, go fucking shill else where nigger

One thing I like about the Wild West was how that since it was so dangerous and wild that anyone could do anything more or less if it was within their ability.

did you know will smith turned down the role of Neo to be in this movie?

Imagine an entire theater guffawing at Will Smith saying
>I know kung fu

Don't forget to dilate.

>One thing I like about the Wild West was how that since it was so dangerous and wild that anyone could do anything more or less if it was within their ability.
People like to imagine that the West of the 1860s was exactly like the Deep South, but even though there was still tons of open racism (and many places still had bounties on Indian scalps) it was a lot more egalitarian than a lot of people realize.

I would thoroughly enjoy a Bass Reeves kino.

it was a breath of fresh ass

breast

I just want to take a big huff of Selma's titty sweat mang, it's not fucking fair

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Thank fuck, he’d have sucked even harder in the matrix

i love this movie. it's just retarded enough to work

Did the spider doctor fuck her with the sabian machine?

desperado and don't want nada do not rhyme lyrically or syllabicly

Who bulldogs here?

Obsessed

No it wasn’t an sjw film you retard
They just wanted to make a Wild West sci-fi action movie starring a popular actor
Will Smith was at the time one of the most popular actors and he happened to be black
An sjw film wouldn’t have the tranny jokes or the bit where he drums on a girls tits and says it’s how Africans say hello because of bongo drums
The movie with a giant spider mech and inspector gadget train isn’t going to be historically accurate and super into the attitude to race of the time

>Ms Lippenrita
>Is a lip reader
did I make that up?

Never hated it also I remember when burger king gave the sunglasses they wore as a toy

Why aren't there any other mechanical spider kinos

you don't wanna see my hand where my hand be at

he said he didn't understand the script
fair play, he wasn't right for the role

i havent seen him in a COONS age

>Why aren't there any other mechanical spider kinos
Runaway (1984) starring Tom Selleck.

Who gives a shit if he's based on that one specific guy, the point of the link was to demonstrate that it's something that wasn't unheard of. Jesus Christ, are you an actual retard?

youtu.be/iAjPOpws0eE
How did they get away with it?

> starring Gene Simmons from KISS™

Heh... I bet that shitposter will stop posting for good now that you fed him some attention.

Yeah, quite a few blacks headed west and Chinese east to find new lives, add in Mexicans and Natives and there is a pretty big mix of folk. Add to that life was often hard, what you could do became more important that what colour you were.

BUFFALO SOLDIER
LOOK IT’S LIKE I TOLD YA

People back then (((critics))) and (((shills))) actually got mad when a film went over budget and/or had a bloated budget. Today, no one cares. The flick is a comfy watch.

>Informative website not called "wiki wiki wild wild west wiki"

>Did he tell you about the Spider?
>Everyday with the fucking Spider

Did you even bother to read the reply chain dumbass?

Now, I realized the jokes were terrible and that kinda drags the movie down. That tranny Will Smith scene were uncomfortable as fuck.Also Valentine, despite looking cool as hell, was a weak villain.

I like everything else about it. Its just a big, fun, scifi movie, that sadly were made with too much money. Spider Robot was kino, but that must cost a lot back then.

Not to mention, Smith said if Neo was black, then Morpheus gotta be white. I dunno about you guys, but Fishburne is as perfect for the role like Keanu being Neo.

If you believe any "history" from that time period you are a retard. Most of it was made up and tall tales- kind of like the dark ages but worse.

you have no frame of reference to make that assertion
unless you read the script?

Because it takes a big steaming shit on the TV series it's based on

Dilate

So every accomplishment from a white dude is also not to be believed. Got it.

That's all I'm waiting for, or her tits busting out of like all her outfits.

>it's kino because a hot woman acts in it

When will this virgin meme end?

>That is a MANS HEAD

What? It's the 1800's, they had the photograph, the telegram, the printing press, newspapers, dedicated historians, and government documentation, not to mention every one and their mother was sending letters and keeping journals. We have so many primary sources from that time period, you could fill the Grand Canyon with them.

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have secks

Why ebonina why are you so cruel to me

Heh... I bet that shitposter will stop posting for good now that you fed him some attention.

saw some nice salma butt too

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Omg triggered. Wheres the safe space?

now touch my breast

>Then a giant fucking spider shows up

You see the back side of will Smith's balls

alive and kicking... well alive anyway

Spiders are the most effective hunters in the insect kingdom.