Serious question about Army Dog

It's actually real wtf

And I'm not sure the scene in Afghanistan where the dog hire an underage prostitute and then lend her to the other marine dogs was absolutly necessary.

>This is actually in the Army Dog movie
Jesus fucking Christ, Army Dog really didn't hold back.

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Honestly the scene where Army Dog threw white phosphorus grenades into that Mosque in Afghanistan was just gruesome.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT VAN DIEN

>"Think of them as little horses"

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valiant was the ULTIMATE animated pleb filter

Those kids were armed with explosive vests, they were gonna die no matter what.

>That scene when they fed an actual dog to starving rats as a "metaphor" for violence in war, and then showed the violence in war anyway.

They wanted to show horrors of war as realistic as possible.

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Reminder all the army dogs were put down rather than evacuated when the US left Vietnam

What about bears?

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The vietnamese people took down enough of the american dogs. Am I right guys? Guys? Am I right?

>"Army Cat" does not work
or does it...

Those dogs knew that death was a better fate than being cooked alive by the vengeful Vietcong and Chinamen.

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Makes children interested in being in the army which ensures fresh meat for the military industrial complex in 10-15 years

>I'm the bad dog?
>How'd that happen?

It definitely was necessary. He had to boost the morale of the other dogs somehow.

But that scene where they gang rape a poor Afghan civilian family was a bit much IMO

The book was better.

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>the punji stick rape scene

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>"Think of them as little Sneeds."

formerly canine

>Fun fact though, all animals used in the military are classed as horses.
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>as a kid
Fuck.

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Wtf I love bears now

Is a horse an athlete?

Does anyone here actually like shitty dog movies?

I really like dogs so I can't bring myself to hate them.

The scene at the end where Army Dog is on trial for war crimes at The Hague is such bullshit. He only did what had to be done, soibois don’t get that sometimes warfare requires atrocities.

Watched this and the dog turns out to be a sleeper Nazi agent

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>le scene where army doggo kill ppl and then tortures ppl then run over ppl with a tank....................

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wasnt expecting that xP

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doesn't his daughter play his wife in this movie or something?

the ending where he's old and in front of his lieutenant's grave wanting to hear if he was a good boy just broke me down.

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Newfag here. Should I watch the theatrical version or Army Dog: Redux?

For first time viewers I suggest Army Dog: Hitler’s Good Boy. A lot of the backstory and lore in future movies won’t make sense until you see this one.

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fucking redditors

>watching the last film first
Shiggy

Why the fuck are there so many dog movies? How do you even direct a dog? There's no way they made 20+ Air Bud movies without at least some abuse.

When I realized that the whole movie was a companion piece to "Come and See" from the perspective of the Obersturmbannführer's pet dog, I had to pause the film to take a breather. They don't do twists as subtle anymore

The Unrated Producer's Cut was good, and comes with a bloody Dog-chettie letter opener.

Wish I could speak mexican so can tell what was going on.

Dogs can be trained to detect seizures before they happen and track down dead bodies that have been rotting in the woods for months, acting isn’t more difficult than other dog jobs.

Ewan "Monster Dong" Macgregor is a pigeon who delivers an important message to the Allies and at the end it turns out the message was "make sure you land at Normandy."

It won’t be the last film anymore after we get the Iran movie in a couple years.

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this, except unironically

That the army needs more meat shields and kids are easy to brainwash.

Seemed a bit far fetched that Army Dog was the one behind the Gulf of Tonkin incident to kick off the war to avenge his brother who got eaten by Uncle Ho, but the rest of the movie more than made up for it.

>Being posted in Iran in 1942
Well that must have been the safest station in WW2

>"Army dog! you're going to burn that fucking gook village to the ground right now! That is an order!"
>"woof woof, but there are still children in the building LT woof woof"
>"God fucking dammit army dog I will shoot you the fuck down if you do not unfuck yourself"
>"woof woof, we were supposed to be liberators"

>invaded by Nazis to start the war
>”lmao lets station our soldiers in Iran”
>best soldier ends up being a bear
>Polish military tactics

>that whole scene with the sounds of crispy burning children
Jesus fucking Christ

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Was that a cameo of uncle Ben in the collapsing fuck hut?

>that long, graphic, gratuitous lady-boy sex scene with young Uncle Ben in the collapsed bamboo shack

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Yes, they include the full scene in the young uncle Ben stand alone film. Army Dog and uncle Ben served in the same unit.

Be grateful you didn't go to one of the special Smell-O-Vision screenings.

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Fun fact: The soldier on the apc flying the Nazi war flag at the end of Platoon is also young uncle Ben. The movies are all part of the Raimi cinematic universe.

Raimi is the key to all this.

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>Peter? Did I ever tell you about my old army buddy? Private Connor, he was the best damn Army Dog I ever had the honor of seeing in action. When he smelled Vietcong blood, he would just rip and tear them all over the jungle floor. He was Rambo on 4 legs, you would never get a hit on him until it was too late. God I miss my days back in 'Nam, Peter. The smell of burning flesh in the morning, boy it was a different time...

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>That part where Army Dog finds his two best friends in a bloody pile with their legs blown off after an artillery barrage.

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I saw it all master, I saw it all

>Don't cry for me private Connor... I've been everywhere mate... Go send those Gooks to Hell for me.. *dies*
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>Private Connor died of a self inflicted gunshot wound. October 28th 1976

Well played lad

>that part where Cracker tried to warn her squad about VC
>they didn't listen and were ambushed

Jesus christ

That fucking twist that Private Pitbull was responsible for both of the killings blew me the fuck away

what the fuck

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Just make sure you don't buy the movie's propaganda about the 6 million cats that died in catcentration camps. That's a bullshit number pushed by all the fucking Catsraelis in the media. It's mathematically impossible for that many cats to be exterminated in the given time period and there weren't even 6 million cats in all of Europe when WWII started. The Nazis killed 300K tops and most of them died from disease and starvation caused by Ally/Soviet bombing destroying the supply routes going to the camps.

Watch My Lai Mutt

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>the scene where the Vietcong fry army dog's squadmate alive while singing
Jesus Christ raimi...

>That ending scene when Connor finally makes it home to see his family again.
“Who’s a good boy Connor?”
>thousand yard stare
“I don’t know anymore”
Really powerful stuff, I certainly wasnt ready for it

>family approved
By who? Satan himself? I'd sooner let my kids watch Cannibal Holocaust than the first five minutes of My Lai Mutt.

>that scene where Connor tries to steal chocolate off of the table after having a flashback

>when the Shiba Inu started mercilessly cutting through retrievers with his katana in a blind rage after the retrievers sniffed his ass

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I never got that, isn't chocolate poisonous to d- Oh God, Connor, no!

*Fortunate Dog starts playing*

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>tfw the Sir Bearington D&D campaign was a real story all along

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SOME PUPS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAG THE TAIL
OOOOOH, THEY ONLY SEE GREYSCALE

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> Army Dog

> Commits war crime

Bad dog!

Even the blackies?