OH NO NO NO NO!

After spider verse, I really stopped caring about this movie. Wake me when Spider Verse 2 comes out.

I'll wait for Armond's review

I'll just see it because of Zendaya

>even paying attention to mcu after endgame
It's over.

How can Marvel even compete?

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Someone said it's bad, so as a true Yea Forums contrarian I must say it's good and jews are lying.

Wow, is this THE David Erlich? RIP Marlel

CORRECT

ehrlich means truthful in german so i absolutely trust this guy.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>36 shill advance reviews on RT
>score already lower than Homecoming
JUST

Doesn't this faggot always hate on capeshit. I'm all about shitting on capeshit too, but this guy's letterboxd is pure cancer.

he hates capeshit, but loves capekino

are they finally allowed to rate capeshit without asslicking it? was Endgame the last one they had to pamper?

All the best Marvel capeshit was made by Fox and Sony.

>He's pretty much always on the money
>always in line with the consensus

RACIST!!!

and paramount

Wrong again.
It's in the title pic. Learn to read.

I still haven't seen homecoming. The character just isn't Spiderman, he's a different character entirely in a Spiderman costume.

Yeah, about that....

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Spider Verse was garbage, though

On the garbage scale, perhaps.

He almost always dislikes capeshit so he is good.

>a C+ is considered fresh
why do we care about that shitty site again?

lmao

more like ironboy. I bet FFH is still about him having issue with Stark dying. I'll hold off until the 3rd one

OH NO

ONE GUY

AS IF THAT REPRESENTS THE MAJORITY OF CRITICS

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If you have shit taste, sure.

spoil the ending for me

Already has a 91% on RT.

a dfc doesn't make a whole film good, user

0/10*

What's the matter, he didn't like one of your capeshit flicks?

Zendaya is so fucking ugly holy shit lmao

the opposite of a cuck is not shit taste

>best
>not worst
Spider-man and X-men were my fav bunch of Marvel books. As bad as some choices in the Avengers films are, they are soooooo much closer to their books than the Fox and Sony trash. I am fucking jelly. Even worse, I am more of a DC fan and those films are a complete dumpster fire. How do you fuck up Superman and Batman sooo badly?

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>Change and modernize the character to stop itself from retreading while centering the character around the Avengers
>Make love interest an anti social blackwashed character with no attractive qualities
>It's shit
They shouldn't have done Spider-Man if they're going to be a pussy about it.

The only good spiderman.

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>nigger Mary Jane
Defend this, shills

t. increasingly nervous shill

>cuck
You keep using that word, but I dont think you're using it right.

*Blocks your path*

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No

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We need more diversity

Good but exists in its own reality. This Spider-Man feels grounded in reality, yknow like the rest of the mcu. In Homecoming there wasnt a single grand specticle scene of web swinging through the city.

Dark Phoenix is a vastly superior version of the same story Captain Marvel told. They’re so similar that I’d be willing to call plagiarism - on Disney, because Dark Phoenix was written and in production before Captain Marvel even had a cast attached.

I didn't even know this movie was a thing until I saw this post.

I'm sure Far From Home is actually bad, but this guy thinks The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie. inb4 "he's right"

The ASM movies were muddled trash but even they were closer to the core of Spider-Man than Marvel's Iron-Boy. I hate to think what they'll do to X-Men.

>Homecoming avoided the franchise's cliches of web-slinging and did its own thing
>that's bad

You're literally the retard clapping in the theater "I RECOGNIZE THIS!"

How is that avoiding? Theres comics wherein this happens. Your greentext and normal text contradict each other?

>MCU
>grounded in reality

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Star ratings and percentages are meaningless now, theyre rigged so that battle is over. Just put 5 starts on your negative review, people are already doing this on RT to get dissenting opinions through the iron curtain.

Do you wrok at Fox? Or perhaps are Sophie Turner?
I blame Sony as much for SpiderIronLad as MCU. I think Sony is so desperate for their senpai's attention, and money, that they shored out Peter. They also gave him Miles's supporting cast with a coat of Peter's cast's names.

>spider-man webslinging is a "I recognize this" reference
good lord

He likes Black Panther. That's enough to disqualify him.

Liking kids movies is a massive sign of shit taste, though

stop talking like a fag, marvelshill

Argue how the conceit of the MCU is not predicated on the premise of
>Comic accurate superheroes but in the real world
Every decision stems from this, interviews from writers and Feige confirm this, its factually the approach they took to introduce the strange concepts to normies who would otherwise not care. Look at the pedestrian's characterization in Raimi's films compared to the pedestrians in any MCU movie and make your case.

By the sound of it, the movie will be good, energetic fun and not a great deal more. I’m perfectly fine with that given how eventful and hella fuckin epic Endgame was. The MCU needs to settle a bit before they start to build towards the next apocalypse, and who better to spend the holiday period with than Spider-Man?

i never understood Yea Forums's fascination with critics; do you think that they're opinion weighs more than yours?

>"Ehrlich"
>jew
>ehrlich means honest

What's wrong with this picture?

>7.51/10
RT is a shilling tool, this meme ranking system needs to go

Did you copy this off reddit or something? Im fine with a movie not changing my life, but you sound retarded.

Without anything to argue over we would just post memes and porn. You dont understand yet because you're new.

>likes niggerman
>not a cuck

yassssssssssssssssss

Nope. Sophie is by far the weakest thing in the movie besides Jlaw, but in spite of them, it was the most enjoyable X-Film since DoFP. I’d rate it somewhere between it and First Class.

>just post memes and porn
do you not remember baneposting when it first started?

Where your argument falls apart is where you say they’re comics-accurate. Thor is all but unrecognizable, Hawkeye is barely Hawkeye, and the Hulk is one huge joke.

Literally Who

If you want the comics then read the comics. The movies didn't destroy the material they're based off of. Movies don't need to conform to the standards set by you basement dwellers

>mcu redditor
This critic is trash but so has the MCU's quality control since Ultron. I used to be able to tolerate most of it to get good parts but the quality has been down the toilet since.

>betting against The Mouse
Ok, go short the stocks if you know its going to bomb. Easy money.

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This.
Even the amazing Spiderman movies have the things that make Spiderman likeable.Disney Spidey us another generic Hero

>it was the most enjoyable X-Film since DoFP
kek fuck off.

Apocalypse, despite being a turd of a movie was miles better than the mediocrity that is Dark Phoenix. Captain Marvel was also mediocre but it at least didn't ruin one of the best stories the X-Men have FOR THE SECOND TIME.

>NPC arguments
Read a comic book for once.

>a literal who Twitter faggot first person on the internet to make a review

Fuck off

I dont remember the gorilla villian attacking spiderman. This a new add?

Its almost over lads
Cant wait to Cap Fungus 2 bombs the most....no Endgame Hype as a crutches bitches

Gorilla grodd is Spiderman villain

No it didn't do it's own thing. Raimi's Spiderman is the only movie that gave Peter's any real character arc. Also
>HEY REMEMBER WHEN SPIDERMAN USED HIS WEB TO STOP THE TRAIN IN SPIDER MAN 2?
>NOW HE USES HIS WEB TO HOLD TWO PARTS OF A HUGE BOAT! OUR SPIDER MAN DOES MORE AND BETTER! AND HE HAS COOL GADGETS FROM MR STARK!
Also
>zoomer humor

She's an ugly mutt

Can't wait untill /ourguy/ tear this movie to shreds.

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Talk about fucking irony.

*AHEM* FUCK MCU SPIDER-MAN

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>Spiderman using his fucking powers are a cliche
What's the point of the character then you insipid little faggot?

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It coincides with the times, it's actually pretty interesting from that perspective. Cultural and ethnic suicide.

Who cares, so'y chugging faggots will jizz over it in theaters anyways, MCU is like pokemon, attracts mindless NPCs

Based videos.

"honest" is a closer translation. truthful implies knowledge / competence whereas honest just implies sharing what you know without deceit. doesn't mean you're an expert on anything, you're just not a liar.

fucking hell. if the original had a piercing this would be undeniable.

>not good it bad

>don't trash talk my companies movie unless you're investor class
if i could put money somewhere, it wouldn't be anywhere near hollywood you out of touch faggot

it's got a 93% on RT which is the only thing normies care about

God, you're fucking stupid and illiterate. Go away.

But guys the box Office. That's all that matters. That's all that counts. Good movies are good box office. Reviews and RT don't mean anything.

El goblino

You're right

it was a cartoon

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based

>ok we were wrong about all the mcu movies before, BUT THIS TIME!!!!

c'mon lads, don't do it
.

>Web-Swinging
>Cliche
you gotta be fucking kidding user, SPIDER-MAN SWINGS AROUND ALL THE TIME

>in fact
Someone kill this shit lord.

Yeah, Homecoming was so realistic with the guy who can climb walls and the guy in the robot suit that shoots lasers.

stop watching these retarded "video essays" and form your own opinions

Is Superman flying a cliche?

nah, it was great

Her feet and breath look like it stank. I don't get why simps drool over her.

When did spiderman become romantically involved with an ape?

What was the last Marvel movie to get bad reviews? I can't even remember. Thor 2?
Just how insidious is their bribery?

>focuses on the most superficial aspect of a film
Opinion discarded

movie should have a fat hawaian guy

she is literally ugly as fuck you face blind autist

It was the most visually interesting film to come out in a long time, with a story that pays it's dues to both Peter Parker and sets the scene for a new Spider-Man arc. It was phenomenal.

She cute

Maybe. I never watched it.

It's easily on par with the Raimi films. I really didn't like Homecoming though so that's my bias

Are there camrips?

I thought Homecoming had a good villain by marvel standards. The movie was not great, not too terrible. I have only heard good things about spiderverse but dismissed it as just a cartoon for kids, but maybe I'll give it a chance.

its an animated movie, well made too

but a jew made this film.

"Kiss me Peter"

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SJW's love this cunt. That's why they are promoting her so much. I'm still pissed that got the sand nigger as Flash and the fat Filipino is supposed to be who again? Because the dude has been worthless

why do onionboys defend this shit so vociferously

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He didn't like the first one either, is anyone surprised?

Cap Marvel has like a 75. The dark world is at 66.

Who is drake bell?
What is -600k?
Fuck is going on?

Ummmmm.

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It's a fact so deal with it, bitch.

Good. The action sucks.

>Jew said the film is bad
>but a jew made this film

>Yea Forums: "Error. Error. Does not compute." *heads explode*

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>Sam Raimi

Is there a cut where Shazam gets his powers by yelling the N-word?

Good bait

They can’t, they already got btfo by Zendaya herself for insisting sHEs nOT thE rEAl MJ

iTS oUR tuRN!

They also hate her, because although they talk about diversity they always cream over white MCU men and hate other women

notice how they bash fox and sony marvel movies? Never disney

Zoomers cant identify with anyone talented or smart. That's why they exalt untalented dumb people more than any generation before them.

this is a disney and sony movie idiot

not me

Ok, so if I change my wording from "accurate" to "like" then you have no response? Hawkeye and Hulk also have no consistent character to speak of, they change from writer to writer, the movies capture all essential and recognizable aspects of the two. Thor is not unrecognizable, Endgame Thor is a reference to War Thor, Infinity War had Ultimate Thor, cope with the fact that comic accurate Thor is unlikable by the modern audience and they will never do a Lord of the Rings style Thor epic. Oh well

if it was exclusively disney, it wouldnt get bad ratings

BASED

Cringe chat that night too many zoomers trying to be edgy

I guess the Peter's friend from the Ultimate universe.

lefty political agenda for kids, its just fun!! lets put a black person, and a woman, and diversity, yeaaah.....now i know why it won the oscar prize

came to post this

Drake from Drake & Josh
He voiced Spiderman in the Ultimate Spiderman tv show
His net worth was -600k at one point

There was nothing political about Spider-Verse. You probably haven't seen the movie.

SPIDER-MAN IS NOT THE AS GOOD AS ENDGAME...AND THAT'S A GOOD THING, you fuckin white male niggas.

Someone please tell David these movies are for 6~16 year olds

Good movies are good movies, regardless of target demographic. Spider-verse is aimed at teens and it blows MCU spidey out of the fucking water in every way

>(((Truman)))
>has true and man
Harms nation of white people.

Interracial sex?

that's this movie forever panned on Letterboxd then

That’s in the sequel dumb-dumb

>hand is upside down
LMAO

There's no romance subplot. Maybe you should watch the movie you're criticizing instead of parroting what you read like an NPC

spill all the beans about mysterio and the multiverse

Tugboat was the tugGOAT

user i got something to tell you
SPIDER MANS REAL NAME IS PETER PARKER

Unironically based

listen, its ok if you like twinky boys, just dont put them in a wig and say its mary jane, ok?.

someone photoshop it in. i wanna share it on facebook to my friends so we can have a laugh about it on our group chat guyyszzzz

Whoa...that actually makes sense

So who´s this faggot and why do you guys give a fuck about his opinion?

Found the pleb.

>the box office is indicative of quality
God you are fucking stupid

>niglet protag
no thanks