Just watched this. What the fuck? It was just people fucking around

yeah i thought it was just going to have some sort of weird angle like them being in purgatory or hell or something but it was just some generic crime/thriller type movie. killing don draper early was a mistake too.

Shit

It was enjoyable other than that fucking black lady singing over and over. Not only was it not my type of music but the film was obviously doing this 'LOOK! Look at this emotional stuff! This is the thing that's gonna bring the house down like Anne Hathaway Les Miserable things people loved years ago!' self aware horseshit. I watched it online so whenever we had another fucking scene of her singing I kept skipping ahead every 5 seconds till her singing abated and the film moved on. Also, best part was Jon Hamm discovering the secret corridor and seeing all of the characters doing their own shit with zero context.

Ok movie with shit final act. And what the fuck was with the directing when 50 shades of gray was dying?

loved the little girl, a true thot that cared more about penis than his own sisters death
of course in real life she fucks niggers so it wasn't really acting

yes that was too much

the Vietnam flashback shouldve appeared way before it breaks the flow of the ending

I hated the white women, becuse of poor acting. Loved the black lady singing.

Also big arc was nicely written but dialogue was shite from time to time. It was partly saved by Jeff Bridges, mad man and the black lady

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bu she sang too much

It was marketed towards whores and faggots by having that Thor queer dance around with his shirt open. You should be shot for watching it.

I'd reckon the film stopped like 4 times for her to do a singing bit. At least they had the good sense to not have her sing AGAIN at the end and cut to credits before the performance started.

Since Hamm was the most interestinf I knew he would die first. I'm surprised the other white guy survived and it didn't end with just the black bitch singing the gloria gaynor song

Why did you watch it

>oh no everyone's about to get killed
>just kidding that creepy kid who got shot in the face is actually a veteran with over 300 confirmed kills
That was a bit too surreal for my taste.

The scene where the two sluts fight for Thor's dick was hot as hell.

Why are you trannies so obessed with nigger dick? White Women are the least racemixing group of any demographic you delusional fuckhead

i have two words for you

The pacing was terrible, it was about 20 minutes longer than it should have been. Lots of scenes just dragged on and on, like when the girl was singing over him busting through the floor, or the final part with the fire. The action at the end was really toothless and unsatisfying too considering all the buildup

and they are

Makes me even more curious what Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is like considering it's an actual Tarantino film dealing with Manson cult shit (which Billy was inspired by) in the 60's

Unironically this. Everything about the movie screams "Tarantino copycate".

Have sex

A shame. There are a lot of great elements in the movie especially in the build up, the core concept and the little surprises along the way like the voyeur windows, the Hoover and the priest reveals, the whole structure of shifting character povs, the beautiful design of the hotel itself and the gimmicky historical political stuff in the background. I thought it was delightfully clever and playful in a way very few movies are today, since De Palma fell off. But then it reminds you Goddard is a Whedon tier TV writer instead of a real filmmaker with a real sensibility and with his own urges and troubling themes etc. It becomes so watered down and pointless, toothless. Unlike QT with H8, the biggest narrative problem is his refusal to make his black lady character into a morally grey figure like all the others. It becomes a good guy vs villain story without any risk or punch. It completely dilutes the tone and mystery and mood of the movie. Casting a pretty boy CK model as his Manson figure is also an absolutely terrible idea, when he should have picked someone with a real edge, seductive in a real ambiguous and transgressive way. Instead, he has him open his shirt to film his abs. And the pacing of his last act 'bottle sequence' is also completely fucked, it just doesn't work at all, again compare it to the plantation manor dinner in Django Unchained and how genuinely tense and riveting it was throughout and how Leo was actually convincing as the unpredictable mad man, how satisfying the catharsis of the handshake and shootout scenes were afterwards etc. Really makes me appreciate QT's way of building scenes even more when you see these shitty imitations. It's more of a movie than Cabin but it still suffers from being numale Whedon TV tropes shit.

I need Dakota Johnson to tie me up.

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I'm a footfag but seeing other footfags engaging in the fetish disgusts me

I understand, I'm sometimes the same.
What an existence.

maybe we see a man sucking a toe as similar to a man sucking a dick wich looks bizarre to me, I dont know hoz the gays do it

Ontop of that the acting pacing and long stretches where nothing happened made it feel like a big budget student film
Cabin in the woods was actually good.
Dunno wtf he was thinking when he sat down and wrote this.
One of the dullest miscast boring wasted concepts I've seen at the kinoplex.
It felt excruciatingly slow.

>dullest miscast boring wasted concepts
exactly

I liked the priest, Don Draper, Thor(and his loli) and the hotel boy.
The black chick was fucking shit, i guess she was a red herring to expect a twist, and there was none from here.
It's a very pretty movie and i enjoyed it a lot.

Movie would be kino if they protagonist wasn't a nigger that won't stop singing