Who would play him?

Post it

is that the night king?

Someone post it pls

It was posted yesterday around this time, you fucking newfag

Eddie Murphy

Incel without sex for decades

describe it

Bears are evil.

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/787978/bear-attack-russia-alexander-survived-den-drank-urin

He was found near a chunk of burnt concrete.

the oldest body we know of, recently recovered from finland, disproving the out of africa theory and confirming the hyperwar hypothesis

Not great, not terrible.

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Russia's hellish conditions kick evolution into overdrive

fuckin hell

h..how many? few years I hit 3 decades myself... only noticed minor flesh rot so far

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Where's his peepee?

fuck bears

Ohh, so he IS okay

broken spine, nothing major

Why are movies incapable of showing this type of body horror?

Holy fucking shit

Obviously an animatronic

Fuck bears

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etika looks like that?!

imagine the smell

Shit like this makes me reconsider wanting to be a park ranger.

Faggot mod banned me for posting that webm yesterday after he babysat the thread until it hit the bump limit then he 404d it

>nothing bad ever happens, animals would never do this, bears are super friendly guise

look upon my works ye mighty and despair

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It's an elaborate ruse.

rt.com/news/462763-russia-man-bear-fake/

tabloid fake news.
he was accidentally buried alive
then bear attacked him and broke his back
also he was krokodil user
this is true. i read it from x few days ago

It's right there.
Thought there was nothing there either at first, but oddly it camouflages in with all the decay

Try to survive living in conditions of almost eternal winter, radioactive atmosphere and opressive goverment
Oh you didn't believe Warhammer was written based on the real place?

>arms too short to pull her hair
Fag

Morir es vivir

he's a giant bird what do you expect

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Go outside, incels, bears would never do this to someone. They aren't as violent as you fags think, and don't "prep their meals." I mean, the meat would go bad 90% of the time since most animals don't have the willpower to live for a month on piss. If we ever want to eat a person, which they rarely do, they would do it right then and there. At MOST a bear would drag the body back to its den for consumption. Also, bears are cute.

>russia claims thing that makes russia look bad is fake
wow I totally believe that

>rt

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Its fake you retards. The dailystar is /x/ tier

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>When it was posted last week on Pikabu, Russia’s analog to Reddit, commenters pointed out that the bedraggled man had rather white teeth and healthy enough sounding voice, which was odd considering his body looked decomposed enough to make it in a zombie film.
>SochiStream says it has finally settled the matter, bringing in an IT specialist who said the video showed clear signs of being a fake.
That settles it

As opposed to a tabloid paper? Fuck off

>Reddit

>t.grizzly

>Russia going into immediate damage control
Lul

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>confirmed russian bots/shills post here
>create obvious fake "viral" video
>all the newfags fall for it
had just about enough

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t. gets his news from new york times and john oliver

it doesn't look fake at all
why the fuck would someone even fake it? that "fake" looks better than most cgi out there

most likely a krokodil user and Russian media now tries to bury it while Western media tries to get a great headline by claiming it was a bear attack

How autistic do you have to be to watch the video and not know you're looking at an animatronic?

It's completely fake. The movement in the face and arm are robotic and mechanical. The skin and hair are obviously synthetic. Are you retarded?

Krokodil doesnt exist either.

Imagine thinking RT is more reliable than NYT.

okay, Ivan
Russia totally does not have a krokodil problem
video is confirmed fake

:-)

RT reported that Russian reddit claimed it was fake and "IT specialist" said it was doctored. What more proof do you need???

Krokodil was never a thing. Vice news memed you into believing it

>russian
See if I give a shit then. They practically do it to themselves without the aid of bears.

I'm an "IT specialist" too and I can't see any doctoring

neither is. NYT is an openly racist propaganda outlet

Let the zoomers have their fun

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>get paralyzed
>somehow drink your piss for a month

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No credible source says its real

nigga looks like a draugr

What's wrong with Oliver?

Russia has one of the lowest gdp out there and a heavy problem with drug users.
This video doesn't seem out of the order. Just another 3rd world shithole video.

>t.russian psyop that's pretending like the video isn't real
>claims everyone but himself is russian
FUCKING LOL