Why was it bad?
Why was it bad?
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Rian's a shit writer and was apparently surrounded by yes men and/or jackasses.
It wasn't only literal retarded, non cinematic appreciating flick faggots didn't like this absolute kino. They wanted rogue one/ force awakens tier shit.
1. ESB
2. TLJ
3. ROTS
4. ANH
5. The rest
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because even if you renamed the entire thing to have nothing to do with Star Wars, it would still be an inconsistent movie full of plot holes, conveniences, plot developments that only happen due to someone being the designated idiot, unlikable characters, a tone that gets torpedoed every time it even attempts to be serious, underwhelming action, and absolutely retarded platitudes that get undermined by the very script.
The reason is what said
You are literally a fucking retarded monkey who just says the same empty subjectively low IQ shit
I accept your concession
Look who's talking
I appreciate you being humble, but you don't need to prostrate yourself further.
I already accepted your concession
>Doubling down on not understanding Campbell in order to defend TLJ
The state of shills
They greenlit a trilogy where they made the first film without any idea of what would happen afterward. They made the second film without any idea of what would happen afterwards nor what happened beforehand. The third will be fanservice pandering trash as an attempted apology.
The Legendary epic format is very hierarchical, very historical...it's viewed as being highly perspective-based, whereas the Postmodernist epic considers 'the human condition' in general.
tl,dr: Lucas was dealing with immediate symbols while Johnson opted for a more general allegory.
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>nurageface
the ultimate concession. I appreciate how dedicated you are
It wasn't. Best SW since Empire.
Killed off Snoke for no reason
Not a single proper light sabre fight
Admiral Purple Hair
Luke drinking alien tit milk
Lets introduce light speed ramming and fuck up the old lore.
Luke dies as a projection and in real life
Chink and Nigger love story that no one cares about.
That's all I can think of at the moment. First time I saw the movie I fell asleep. Then after the internet backlash I thought id actually try and watch the whole movie and couldn't believe how bad it was.
Rian Johnson is a hack of a writer who goes on manbaby spergouts on twitter when you mock him.
>Then after the internet backlash I thought id actually try and watch the whole movie and couldn't believe how bad it was.
Allegorical drama is mostly elegy and satire and those elements contribute to its bad quality.
bad and just plain stupid writing and no character development was the main one.
The funny thing is that while Lucas crafted a Classical symbolic drama, Johnson managed to do something unique by combining mediaeval allegory with postmodernist allegory.... if he concentrated more on Luke as a character we would see just how syncretic he was being.
As awful in terms of writing and dialogue as the prequels, but with absolutely none of the creativity or heart of George Lucas. Also I don't know if it's just me, but the movie felt downright intentionally spiteful towards the original trilogy and its characters. It really felt like Rian was giving a huge middle finger to the most diehard and loyal of SW fans which is just bizarre to say the least
didn't the chinese version of the movie poster edit out the black guy?
Yes
Also the Black Panther poster they edited it so BP had his mask on. They don't like black people to much in Chink land.
Based and redpilled
based but bluepilled
It didn't develop the characters in any consistent way nor it had any coherent plot to speak of. Killed off the main villain for no reason, killed off Luke for no reason, turned Luke into a murderous psycho for no reason, also a coward and almost a traitor, again for no reason. It feels like if Rian had a bunch of shit ideas and when Disney realized he was going to ruin the movie they forced him to backtrack some of them, covering them up with more shit ideas of their own. The result is this embarrassing stinky poo that made a Han Solo origin story movie be the biggest bomb of the 2010s
and if you do add Star Wars then you have inconsistency in tone with the original trilogy (the OT was a space fairy tale), which is what already ruined the prequels.
he didnt return. he literally phoned in his hologram for another ebin expectation subverted
>shill responding to own post
again: this deep contemplation shit is missing the point if star wars. star wars is a space fairy tale, so you send simple messages that not only adults but also teens and kids can grasp and make sure the main roles confirm to ancient archetypes.
reread that entire thing and look it up if you don't understand
It literally confirms to the heroes journey and act III of campbells heroes journey
>campbells heroes journey
Threw away whatever JJ managed to establish, massacred my boy Luke, whole leia bs, casino planet, lightspeed pew pew, snoke ded, Yoda meme. Relative to ep7 there is almost no story development, no questions answered.
But normies hated the last jedi lol they don't even understand star wars desu
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>Threw away whatever JJ managed to establish, massacred my boy Luke, whole leia bs, casino planet, lightspeed pew pew, snoke ded, Yoda meme. Relative to ep7 there is almost no story development, no questions answered
Kek it reads like an actual parody it's so low iq and plebby
>III.Return
That's the third act of Return of the Jedi
No it isn't you half-wit. It ends in II. You basic bitch retard you don't even comprehend act III starts with the character having been secluded away for years after "winning" their accomplishment.
shouldn't you be on twitter shilling for Tulsi you russian incel
Nothing of substance happened.
subverted
If you're a retard
>retard
Move on shill, you lost this one, everybody agrees TLJ is garbo
That was because they were salty that the oldfag fans had called out The Force Awakens for being shit because of all the 'muh girl power' Rey bullshit.
>everyone agrees TLJ is garbo
Says NPC geeks and gamers
You can't into film and think that everything should be the same
It's okay, cinema isn't for you
2/3 of the story was boring.
the nig, the fat chink, the spic and the dyed hair were pointless.
The same story as usual. The corporate executives designed the movie and instead of hiring talent and giving them time they hired tools they could control who agreed on their time table.
Rian Johnson just did his best.
But Rian Johnson was talent and the only talented director Disney got
If he had control and time he could have done better but instead we have alright talent given no control nor time.
Movies these days are written around checklists. They have a list of things they want for the movie, be it SJW agenda, trailerbait or something they can make toys out of then give some poor bugger the impossible task of writing a narrative that incorporates all of it, which ends up being impossible so we get shit.
Honestly if I was a mediocre director and I was handed Star Wars I'd just ride that shit out.
>yes, I will make sure to incorporate the strong female lead character/piece of wood someone else 'wrote' in the last film
>yes the black dude is a big chunk of the film, has his own substory and everything
>Kathleen Kennedy how about I write you a character inspired by you that does a grand sacrifice? Yeah, you like that don't you, what colour of hair do you want her to have?
>I will make sure the villains are pathetic and reminiscent of current political strawmen
>continue culling the old cast? For sure my dude. Who do you want dead?
based and quoted for truth
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE CHARACTERS ARE UNLIKABLE AND UNINTERESTING, LACK MOTIVATION AND OFTEN DO STUPID THINGS FOR NO REASON AT ALL
>cynically assuming that slapping a star wars sticker on idiotic left wing propaganda would make star wars fans magically convert into dumb left wing horse shit
Oh gee
destruction of a coveted white male hero, at the behest of Jews
Based contrariansoyboyimplicationposter
But Chinks get jungle fever like anyone else.
I think geeks and gamers is the scum of youtube, however i have never met a single person who likes it
Rian is a yes man.
Rian clearly had a few """cool scenes""" in mind, and the story is a loose attempt at tying them together
so do countless of cheap, uninteresting novels. it says nothing about the quality of a piece of fiction.
Yes, it's quite obivous he wanted some specific scenes to happen no matter what, but wasn't all that interested in whatever happened in the middle or how to get to them.
>everybody agrees TLJ is garbo
so this is the mind of an NPC
luke wasn’t destroyed. he self-actualized and achieved transcendence.
unironically destroyed the legacy of a beloved and highly lucrative franchise
the prequels were shit but they were made in good faith, nuwars is the cinematic equivalent of burning a bunch of paintings and smearing the walls with their ashes
there's literally no point in any of the new SW movies since there's no fucking plot
doesn't help that the entire cast is shit
Take away TLJ and I agree with that.
why was it good, shill? it's literally cookie cutter capeshit formula and not even done well. clearly showing they have no plan what to do (literally).
It shat on Luke Skywalker and shat on the established rules of the franchise, i.e space ramming is a thing now.
It was actually the greatest kino of the decade, don't listen to /pol/.
This night be th most retarded thing I've seen on Yea Forums or 4channel.