What is the McDonald’s McChicken of film?

Nah, my hair is thinning a little up front and I'm about 20 pounds overweight from rampant alcoholism. You don't want me.
Thanks for the offer, though.

I literally live five minutes from a McDonalds.
I wish it were a Chic-Fil-A.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>McChicken
More like MyDickIn

Cfa is way better but for 1 buck mcchickens have their moments

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Haven’t seen this in a while.

I know this is pasta but imagine being this excited about mayonnaise

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>all that pasta
>not mentioning the outstanding Quarter Pounder and recent variations which have all absolutely stellar since they changed to the fresh beef patty
For me it's the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?

I know this is pasta, but is there a special McChicken sauce? I always thought it was just Mayo.
And I totally dip fries in mayo. It's an urban myth that you can't leave it out to get warm. I love warm mayo.

mayonnaise is pretty fucking amazing though

a 113.3 Grammer with cheese?

dog you ever had homemade mayo? it fucked my shit up. used to hate mayonaise

I legit feel sad for people who don't like mayo.
But I hate ketchup and know people who drown everything in it.

le big mac

look at the brains on user that's right! now what do they call a whopper?

Then what do they call the big mac?
I love big macs.

for me it's the quarter pounder - the best mcdonalds sandwich

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I just snedeed my pants

>tfw vegan

I would lick Brie Larson's feet for a burger right now (if the meat industry wasn't fucking up our planet).

Some of us dont have to imagine, friendo

the metric system

I still miss the Arch Deluxe and the McDLT
I'm older than shit.

>WYPPO
OH NO NONONONO

MAYONEGG

Better chuck them in the trash

Civilization is, in the long run, a flash in the pan. The environment will cleanse itself, even if that means getting rid of us.

>What is the McDonald’s McChicken of film?
refute this. you literally can't.

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Why do you darkies hate Mayo? Why do you love Tabasco? I remember I had a black friend in elementary school, and he literally put it on everything. He kept a bottle to put Tabasco on his potato chips.

AYO WYPPO FOOD IS BLAND N SHIET WE LIKE DAT SPICE NAMSAYIN

Do you guys have these discount cards in US? You can get any item listed for half the price in any amount you want.
The employees get those and people who bought the first "McZestaw" in the certain McDonald's on the first day of the month.

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i am 100% convinced this is a black person posting on the television&film board of the Yea Forums imageboard.

We all know that's not true. We literally conquered the world--discovered two continents unknown to most outside of them--to get spices.
Black people are just full of shit on that. They've eaten Italian. They've eaten French food. British food is admittedly shit, but other white people love spices.

It smells like afresh tomacco sneedsseff ssthit fuck and shiitt sihsuit jdjskf

I FIND ZLOTY TO BE THE MOST HILARIOUS CURRENCY NAME

ITS MILDLY SEXUAL LIKE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF SLUT AND SLIT
BUT JUST SOUNDS TOO STUPID TO BE SEXY CUS ITS FUCKING POLISH LMAO

No, never seen it. and I have no idea what the McZestaw is. According to google, it's Polish for 'set'?

Southern Europeans have kino food Northern Europeans? God bless them they try

złoty means golden

You’re not funny

yep.

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The dollar menu would be Bollywood

You never see southern-types eating half-rotten fish, do you?
The Jews have this shit called shakshuka that's just amazing. Eggs poached in a sauce of tomatoes and pepper and shit.

marvel, since it gets shilled on Yea Forums

YOU'ARE MAD

OR POLISH LMAO

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Oh, it's a meal!
In America, we call that a 'Number 1'.

>YOU'ARE MAD
>OR POLISH LMAO
That's redundant, Polish people are perpetually butthurt.

better butthurt than stupid, right?

I see you dont browse /ck/ often

absolutely fucking terrible board.
so many posts about mcdonalds and cheez its. I expected some kino foods and recipes, but instead it's
>should I go to mcdonalds or BK ???
if I wanted that shit I'd go to normie twitter

Damn now I'm hungry for some McChicken

Oh snap!

>Big Lebowski
>McChicken of film
I really don't get how, user. It would almost have to be a black film by virute of McDonald's corporate commitment to "24/7 Black". McDonald's is also sincere in it's image and P.R. Cohen Brothers films are very very very Jewish. They're insincere and farcical. You'ld be better off drawing the comparison to Arby's, whose P.R. / marketing strategy is basically "we know we suck, but eat here ironically".

I would think the McChicken of film would be the Tyler Perry "Medea" series or something like that.

pulp fiction

fast food is literally referenced in the film several times, and even McDonalds once and its the Big Mac ("Royale with Cheese"), you retard. Not the McChicken.

buying 2 junior chickens is a better deal, fight me nerds

the "McDouble" which used to just be called the Double Cheeseburger, is currently on sale in the US at least at 2 for $3. it's a superior sandwich to the McChicken and a better deal