BUT...isn't Betty a woman's name?

eeenjoy the PARALYZER

>OUR
>SEXUAL
>PREFERENCES
>ARE
>OUR
>OWN
>BUSINESS

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>tfw my nipples actually look like milk duds

I'LL REVERSE THE CAPTURE PROCESS, AND UGH.

i didnt enjoy this the first time i watched it.

I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER

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Killing is wrong... and bad
There should be a new, stronger word for killing like "badwrong" or "bandong."
YES, killing is badong.
From this moment on, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab

Oh Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Product placement from Taco Bell
Encharito MASTER BURRITO

>.........
>BARK

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rate the product placements

>taco bell > neosporin > radio shack

ONE
OF US
IS WEARING
A PUSHUP BRA

OPEN YOUR MOUTH!

i swing a bit more

BEHOLD THE SYMBOLS.
ONE - over HERE.
THE OTHER - over there.

You know the rules.

webm's really killed this meme

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I could because I never actually watched it. But all the good jokes have been spoiled

Y O U S H O U L D B E A B L E T O B E A T H I M N O W ! ! !

>we are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists.
>we are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists.
>we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day!
>we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day!
>he carries a basket!
>he carries a paper roll!
>and we don't have cysts!
>and we don't have cysts!
>but there is one thing that is for sure, my friends, we are ventriloquists!
>but there is one thing that is for sure, my friends, we are ventriloquists!

>NYAAaahhh!

>Have you seen him before?
>Never...

>Ventriloquists, eh?

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Neosporin on top because I still hum
>Dahnah nah nah nah, Neo
>Dahnahnahnahnahnahnah Sporin
whenever I use the stuff.

Face to foot style, how'd ya like it?

I really wish they had a macho burrito at taco bell

Icee's

THATS ALOTTA NUTS

>hand comes into shot and flicks open a flip phone

HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS.

>be grocery store cashier
>customer comes through my line and has a 3lb bag of macadamia nuts from the bulk section
>loudly exclaim that's a lot of nuts
>he gives a nervous chuckle as I hand him his receipt
>manager comes up to me after customer walks out
>"hey did your last customer pay for any vitamins items?"
>NO, HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS

FREE

NOW I NEED TO FIND LING

LING!

>hooters>all

Did anyone know what you were referencing?

I doubt it

>BUT...isn't Trouble a family game?
anyone else ever watch the undubbed version?

No but I'm willing to watch it with you guys if someone can get a stream going

There is another version?

Prepare the long rubber glove.
Ennie, meenie, minnie, moe, I wonder where...this glove will go?

It was on the dvd it's a version where you just hear what he was actually saying on set instead of the dub so none of the lines make any sense they're just random shit that has a similar cadence to the dubbed lines like the example I posted

that sounds lame

TRY MY NUTS TO YOUR FISTS STYLE HYAAAAAAH

WEEEEEEEEOOWWWEEEEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEREOOOWEEEEEEEEE

This reply is for you. I read your post but I won't explain anything. You know what to do.

WHAAAALLLLE

it get's better every time I watch it. First time was a chore. Now it's basically a method of time travel for me because time flies when I watch it.

ENOUGH.

gentlemen...

Kung Pow never taught me to never make a sequel teaser as a joke because then people will think it's serious for over a decade

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MMmmMMmmm My post is singles.

Nyeah, dubs get

I'm with you, my man
this line in particular is the first thing I think of any time this movie comes up

>we trained him wrong, as a joke

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