Mid-credits: The mid-credits scene picks up immediately where the movie ends as Spider-Man swings through New York City with MJ. After setting her down and leaping on top of a nearby lamppost, a news reports starts playing on one of Madison Square Garden's big screens with a breaking story from TheDailyBugle.net. The site has acquired an exclusive video from the movie's final battle and the anchor then passes things over to J. Jonah Jameson...played by J.K. Simmons! He shares a video Mysterio recorded which he's manipulated to make it appear as if Spider-Man was the one attacking the city and claims that the wall-crawler has taken him out because he wants to be the new Tony Stark. Jameson brands Spidey a menace and blames him for the murder of the world's greatest superhero before sharing the second half of the video. In that, Mysterio reveals that Spider-Man is Peter Parker and a photo of the high school student is shown on the screen as the hero watches on in horror and we return to the credits...
Post credits: The after-credits scene kicks off with Nick Fury and Maria Hill driving together and it's then that they transform into Talos and his wife! They've been Skrulls all along, and while you might think this is the start of a "Secret Invasion," we quickly learn that Talos (who hasn't aged a day) is covering for the real Fury. The REAL Fury is taking a much needed vacation, and after receiving a call from Talos, we learn that the former S.H.I.E.L.D. Director is chilling out on a beach which turns out to be a simulation on a spaceship full of Skrulls! It seems Fury has decided to spend some time in space with Captain Marvel (who isn't shown) and the scene ends with him asking the aliens if they've seen his shoes.
So Spider-Man is effectively turned into a fugitive unless he can prove that he didn't attack the city. Is that basically going to be the plot of 3?
Blake Mitchell
>In that, Mysterio reveals that Spider-Man is Peter Parker and a photo of the high school student is shown on the screen as the hero watches on in horror and we return to the credits... This sounds awful. Peter's double life is one of the biggest reasons that he's such a compelling character. Other super heroes can work without a secret identity, but not Spider-Man.
Luis Davis
I think that is the scene that wil piss fans off
Levi Lewis
Sounds like a good set up for Osborn to form the Dark Avengers aka the Sinister Six to hunt down the Spider Menace.
Jose Smith
>have important event (Peter's identity) be relegated to the credits, instead of making it the ending of the movie If this is true, that's fucking retarded
Jace Sullivan
Fuck the post credits. Seriously Fury is a fucking cunt.
>Oh I need vacation. Skrull, take it over. >Don't let the high schooler who died and fought in the greatest battle in the universe who also lost his de facto father take a break like me though, little bitch doesn't deserve it
Jackson Thompson
rather than using him as comic relief and a humorous antagonist, marvel is going to use JJJ as a Muh Drumph Rush Limbaugh analog It won't be good or funny
Eli Ward
It was hilarious in the video game. JJJ as an Alex Jones style conspiracy nut was fucking great.
Jeremiah Baker
What in the fuck are mid credits scenes?
Nolan Davis
There is no secret identity in the MCU
Ayden Gutierrez
You mean Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh
Carson Barnes
and this will set the stage for a civil war II remake on movies with peter against captain marvel, she lose, decides to gtfo to space with the skrulls and kamala appears as ms marvel. pls don't happen
James Rivera
and?
Xavier Collins
Will Peter sell his marriage to the devil in this version too?
Carson Sanders
>Iron Man >the world's greatest superhero kek nice try Marvel
Nathan Cook
>reminder we know these are fake and pushed by the studio. If you guys want the real spoilers you know where to look. dont say it on here
This job of directing an organization to ensure humanity is properly defended from aliens and other meta-level threats is hard. I know what to do! We can let the aliens handle it for a while!
Logan James
He’ll sell his marriage to Mephisto to bring Iron man back to life lol
Bentley Hall
If true, this is fucking retatded. The Avengers and every other super hero would vouch for Spidey.
Benjamin Baker
wow it's somehow worse than I could have ever imagined
Kevin Sanders
Where did you get the amazing footage?
Aaron Mitchell
So what's Mysterio's motivation here? The spoiler mentions he's still alive at the end of the movie, but no details, nothing before that.
Brandon Sanders
>So what's Mysterio's motivation here? He is Gay for Spider Man
They outed Spider-Man?! Are you fucking kidding me with this? Its bad enough they are turning him into Iron Man 2.0 but now they want his identity exposed when thats the biggest draw of Spider Man? Its like if they outed Bruce Wayne. I knew things would be bad post Endgame. I fear its all coming true
Cooper Baker
It won't change a damn thing with their version of Spider-Man. In Homecoming he never struggled with the dual life and he never faced any consequences for his actions. He never has to struggle or worry about anything because he has Iron Man tech and hes a teenager. I genuinely don't understand the praise that MCU Spidey gets. It's one of the most boring portrayals of the character that strips away all drama for a cheap laugh.
David Harris
Yeah...but where's the real Maria Hill?
Luis Lewis
One of the best castings if you ask me, they wanted him to be closest to the source material at least physically
Exactly. Only Raimi's version is the only one that got Spider-Man. I don't reconize Hollands Spider Man but normies is eating his shit up.
William Ward
Raimi still made the best Spider-Man movies
Asher Baker
Except SpiderMan 3. Spider Man I shit you not, I saw 10 times while it was in theaters
Wyatt Reyes
I hate that mutt so damn much
Luke Cox
Agreed. Setting him up would have been good enough. This would have created a viable reason for the public to turn on him and JJ to be out to get him. But the identity thing just complicates shit.
>credits show major names >credits stop and then shows a scene >scene stops and then continues to show names of people that worked on the movie
not really hard to figure out, dumbass.
Carter Gray
a penis
Asher Roberts
I legit don't care. I hated Homecoming and have no interest in the MCU post-Avengers (not that they were great, but they were at least watchable)
Christopher Walker
All bullshit, why would you troll with this?
Mid-credit:
Harry Osborn visiting a scientist who is revealed to be Dr Octavius. He mentions Toombs (The Vulture) too, so most likely setting up the sinister six for Spider-man 3. It sucks it's not Norman Osborn though.
Post-credit:
It's just Peter bringing home Aunt May souvenirs from Europe and she makes some comments about Fury not keeping him safe. Ends with them hugging in the middle of their apartment,
Austin Powell
Proof or BTFO
Christopher Perry
While they're hugging, Carol Danvers walks out of the shower wearing a towel, her hair wet Peter stares at this in shock. She says "Hey Peter Parker. Got something for me?" and drops her towel Aunt May doesn't see what's happening behind her and asks Peter what he's got stuffed in his pants.
Zachary Lewis
Literally everyone knows Tony died saving the universe. What the fuck is this shit writing
Gabriel Campbell
She would never want anything from a man, especially not his twink penis. She drops the towel and a dragon dildo strap on is revealed. Peter slowly gets on his knees and movie ends with a close up of his face as she enters him.
Matthew Gomez
I mean maybe the Revengers do, but the rest of humanity not so much.
Zachary Roberts
Does it at all address the five year age difference between the people who were snapped and those who weren't?
>noooooooo don't make fun of clownwoooorld. it's real to meeeee dammit
Wyatt Johnson
>mid-credits and post-credits scenes
there's making capeshit, then there's taking it to a whole new level of pathetic.
i want them to put in a 3 second shot of a purple hand, 1 hour after the credits. just so those freaks have sit there with their fat mouths agape for that long.
Nathan Parker
>movie ends >go home >the next day receive a whatsapp message >it's the post-post credits scene
Josiah Perez
>second post credit Oh what a piece of garbage. We can’t have Secret Invasion because Marvel Studios decided to turn the Skrulls into Muslim refugees. Fuck you, Disney.
Isaac Turner
Yeah. Doesn't Strange have some MacGuffin that can show humanity the truth?
Lucas Perry
>wanting Secret Invasion in live action
We don't need a "dude, _____ has been a Skrull since ____" completely invalidating years of that actor's time as their character.
Camden Jenkins
Spidey can resolve this by revealing Mysterio as a bullshitter, thus by implication disproving that Spidey is Parker.
These movies don't have great plots. It's nice to see this Peter's life be so low stakes though.
Camden Anderson
>normies Stfu nostalgiafag, I like both versions because I’m not a weirdo who can only enjoy one vision
Isaiah Walker
Same, she’s fucking terrible. Rihanna should have played MJ like an older woman, if they had to blackwash her, some local actress or something, that teen Peter has a boner for.
I’m so fucking sick of these credits scenes. Its gotten to that point where I’ll even take my grandfather to see a movie and he will always ask if there’s anything in the credits even if it’s not capeshit. FUCK!
Nicholas Howard
That’s an improvement on Carol pedo posting at least
Jordan Anderson
He means he has a high IQ and taste
Eli Cox
Tom Holland confirmed gay, there is no way a 10/10 twink would fuck that.
Juan Hughes
Based, she’d also btfo Zendaya’s pathetic poor black girl done good schtick
Kayden Diaz
Pretty much everyone else already knew he was Spider-Man - the Vulture, Aunt May, not-MJ, Ned, Fury, Stark, every single Avenger, Happy, Pepper, your mother, so what a fucking anti-climactic revelation.
Alexander Jackson
Oh yeah, and Skrulls, too. What a fucking shitshow.
Cameron Roberts
That and I don't see JJJ knowingly going after a kid and staying a sympathetic character. They may have just ruined JJJ.
Nolan Butler
JJJ isn't supposed to be sympathetic. He's an asshole antagonist that Peter has to work around
Camden Sanchez
t. never reads any comics
Dominic Hill
...
Matthew Morris
only after punching a pregnant MJ into a wall, cracking the wall, after being told by some random dude that he's a clone even though he's being okay with seeing clones as real people and hanged out with a clone for weeks before that and called him brother
I'm still pissed about that one...
Jayden Young
I hate you
Nathan Watson
Meeting your mother.
Cameron Reyes
The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.
Robert Murphy
Amazing.
Charles Campbell
I don't understand, where am I?
Kevin Robinson
Keep following the backlinks, there's a prize at the end
Nathaniel Taylor
Expect a mindwipe of some kind or he does something to trick people into thinking he isn't spidy like a Stark Suit Stark made before dying that pretends it is him.
Jayden Wilson
A wild Miles appears in a Spidey costume to save Peter in front of a crowd of people and journalists.
1 was perfect, 2 was good but I never had any needs to see it again so maybe it isn't that good if you judge worth of how many times you watched it. If that is the metric for a good movie then Demolition Man is the greatest movie ever made for me.
Nathan Hill
>1 was perfect No it wasn't It's you who's out, user OUT OF YOUR MIND
Xavier Sanders
Now that they own Super Skrull they can just make him an evil leader with his own army of loyal Skrulls. Not that hard. I mean it's nothing like his comic character but whatever fuck it.
Carson Murphy
Raimi won
Eli Turner
Wow Skrulls are such good people We need to let more of them in
Henry Moore
they even work in our place while we go on vacation don't know what we'd do without them
Brayden Howard
Daily reminder a thing they didn't adapt from Iron Man is his constant need to trick people into thinking he wasn't Iron Man and IM was just his body guard. This created all kinds of antics where they had to be at the same place at the same time constantly. Spiderman 3 will end like this with Peter somewhere and the Spider Suit also showing up on it's own to trick people into thinking they are two people. Hell I bet MJ is the one who remotely controls it and makes it say stupid things to joke with Peter. Screencap this.
Noah Foster
Why can't they just bring back Tugboat Maguire?
Luis Parker
>literally shape shifting immigrants whose goal is to take over their host country
I wonder if Marvel is aware of the irony
Blake Clark
MCU Parker really sucks at keeping his true identity in secret. Even in first movie his friend knew who he is, his first enemy knew who he is, not even mention about that Shield and Tony Stark figured it out in Civil War movie. It loooks like a natural result of MCU Peter incompetence. He's just a kid who wants to be a hero.
Asher Hill
Daily reminder in he DC cinematic universe Lex Luger knew the secret identities of every Justice League member so they are just as bad.
