Let me guess tiny, a small salad?

I worked in the McDonald’s kitchen and had a customer try to climb over the counter because I fucked up his plain burger.

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What kind of extra special retarded are you to fuck up a plain burger?

He forgot the pickles

Started off as a surgeon but my dead count was to high so got investigated, turns out not given a shit about artery is a big no no in surgery.
Moved on to being a cop because of family connections. Apparently people complained to the chief of police that I was rude and not helping them. Also shot some kid by accident, didn’t put safety on. So they got rid of me.
Once again pulled family string. Got a job at refugee acceptance center. Kinda boring mostly have to read Arabic administrative paper. And uh oh, one I let in out of boredom was actually a known terrorist who two days later killed lot of people. Once again, discharged

Your attempt at humor is puerile

lel
lighten up cuck

Fun fact: we hate you even more. I can't wait until they computerize the whole process

My friend once got drunk and hopped the counter and punched the fat manager in the face for no reason. Funniest thing I think I've ever witnessed.

Fake and gay. Also cringe

Cringe and samefagpilled

no

>phoneposting frogposting faggot is the retard who can't handle putting nothing but cheese on my fucking burger

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>Fuck up a plain burger
Well to be fair you clearly deserve a shit kicking

yiks

We serve food here

>tfw worked at five guys
>had a better time there than my 9-5 office job

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I miss having no responsibilities . Showing up late and high to work at the gas station was fun and comfy. Now I have 9 am meetings to attend and I'm miserable. My friends still work bar jobs and seem happy, always talking with new people and having getting along with their co-workers. Fuck this .

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Yea Forums

>refugee acceptance center
That's what happens when you trust Kolechians, user.

Is squidward gay?

This is reddit humor.

he's an incel

true, I used to work parttime at an high end designer clothing store, and even there the managers and staff didn't gave a shit about the customers. If a customer was even the slightest bit rude we would make him wait for hours just to tell them their size was out of stock, or whenever somebody came back with a faulty product we would make them wait for weeks and would never call them back until they actually came back to the store and we would decide then and there if they would get a refund or not.
You don't start out this way, you might even like your job when you start working retail, but after helping nothing but shitskins, pajeets and white moms (only people who shop at designer stores) for a couple of weeks, you start to hate everybody who comes trough the door...

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Yikes, we got a real comedian here.

That deserves an extra tip, not anger.

Based

I’m quitting my cushy office 9-5 next week because even though it pays 80k a year I’m miserable and I hate the work. Life is short do what makes you happy