Sopranos thread: The Lines That Stick With You After the Cut To Black

>WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!
>*chimney smoke rises*

The fucking regularness of life, it’s too hard for me
Summed up probably the biggest theme in the series

>I was just shining you on, it's what I do
For me this was one of the best lines of the series

NICOTINE
IS
AN
ADDICTIVE
SUBSTANCE

OH!

It must have crawled under there for warmth.

Who was the most based character and why was it the Jewish therapist calling Carmela’s bullshit out?

THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKA

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I oughtta suffocate you, you little prick

the whole exchange is brutal

youtube.com/watch?v=bzVeLjj6Ao8

When Carmella's talking to Tony after he got shot, telling him about how horny she got when he lifted her. Made me start going to the gym, that shit was crazy hot.
Can't remember the exact words though

Because he was absolutely right and told Carmela the truth. Tony is toxic and she should have took the kids and ran.

>i came in to open up. your hair was in the toilet. disgusting.

>GET OFF MY STOOP

Answer this for me Yea Forums. Why did Tony hear a young Meadow's voice in his coma? Was it because she was in the room talking with him? Was it because she was his first child? Why didn't he hear AJ's voice? Did he want to fuck his daughter?

not so much lines but scenes.
that whole coma dream bit in join the club stuck with me for some reason. Also that bit at jackie aprile sr funeral when tony smiles and winks at tony jnr.

Our true enemy...has yet to reveal himself

It's because he misses when she was a younger kid, he says this when they get into arguments

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Quasimodo predicted all this...

what if Corrado was pulling a 'Livia and was merely pretending all the while told New York about Tony so he could feel like he had some power still and make Tony know the pain of being fucked over by his own family since there were no Sopranos left to run things anyway?

IT'S THAT FUCKIN ZIP, FURIO

Carmela is as much a snake.

>WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!
*cuts to next scene*

>Social club?
>He's gotta GO!
Don't know what makes this line so good

that's the one. Feel like most sons have that moment with their old man at some point .

>What was his name? Fernando or something?
>His name is Arnon. He has a reading disability.
>Fuck that!

>meadow thought you were coked up
>WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUD, EYE DON'T DO DRUGS!!!

>He's a faaAAAGGGG

My favorite scene:

CHRIS: Then the girl calls him onii-chan. That means he's her brother, right?
PAULIE: The girl's bangin' her brother?
SILVIO: Nah.
TONY: Who's bangin' her brother?
PAULIE: Girl in Chrissy's comic book.
SILVIO: It's a manga, and he ain't her brother. It's a honorific.
TONY: Lemme look at that.
SILVIO: Wrong way, Tone. Ya read it back to front, right to left.
TONY: Right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin' her brother... *chuckles* The fuck is wrong with Japan?
PAULIE: *points with his cigar* Why's the guy's nose bleedin'?
SILVIO: *shrugs* Artistic shorthand. Means he's pitchin' a tent.
TONY: You got more of these, Chrissy?
CHRIS: I got one where a girl's head gets cut off. Girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl.
TONY: What the fuck?
CHRIS: Hand of the fuckin' Bible, Tone.
PAULIE: It's unhealthy, I'm tellin' ya.
FURIO: In Italy, we do not read these things.

Later in the episode:

CARMELLA: What is that, Tony?
TONY: Crazy comic book. From Japan.
CARMELLA: Looks like the sort of smut your son watches on that laptop computer.
TONY: Oh, so he's MY son when he's watching hentai?

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>Don't they have a medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?
Chrissy has the best lines

i dont know, peppers n eggs

>I DIDANT

Have you met anyone at the gym that can lift you yet?

>How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption?
youtube.com/watch?v=11OrXoOpdHk

Paulie was a complete asshole in this scene. And Tony acts like it's not a big deal. Classic hypocrisy from Tony since he did all this over Meadow
youtube.com/watch?v=XPT-zh1sk74

AIDS?

The one with Gloria in his dream
>I never had Children, I died to young.

>MAYONNAISE

a the rare double-dementia ruse. classic jun

>he was an interior decorator, he killed 16 Czechoslovakians!
>but his house looked like shit!

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>Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!

Nobody got aids!

Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

-I told you that day, I had the flu!
-I said my piece Chrissy.

>He uh beat one to death. Just for uh...I forget, what was it again?

GOAT: "Yeah you're uuh the guy who broke into Stu Leonard's that time, you stole all those pork loins.

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>Let's take this in the back

>Yeah, that's what Vito did, kek

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TAKE ME TO THE WATER

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>Pow! Right in the kisser!

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Kek

Don't know how but it's so incredibly spot on.

For the record though, Chrissy's daughter wasn't even born yet.

Best scene, coming through

youtu.be/9wI-l-pdlHo

I kicka dere ASS

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>Snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T

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>i must be loyle to my capo

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Was it autism?

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>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.

Every fucking time

With chaps too...

imagine the crew finding out about 4channel on the news

Med's soccer coach comes in during that scene and starts explaining ephebaphilia to them

>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.

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i honestly think whoever wrote this pasta was actually a writer on the show

Logic and reason, also
>GIGI DIED TAKING A SHIT

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CHRIS: Then the girl calls him onii-chan. That means he's her brother, right?
PAULIE: The girl's bangin' her brother?
SILVIO: Nah.
TONY: Who's bangin' her brother?
PAULIE: Girl in Chrissy's comic book.
SILVIO: It's a manga, and he ain't her brother. It's a honorific.
TONY: Lemme look at that.
SILVIO: Wrong way, Tone. Ya read it back to front, right to left.
TONY: Right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin' her brother... *chuckles* The fuck is wrong with Japan?
PAULIE: *points with his cigar* Why's the guy's nose bleedin'?
SILVIO: *shrugs* Artistic shorthand. Means he's pitchin' a tent.
TONY: You got more of these, Chrissy?
CHRIS: I got one where a girl's head gets cut off. Girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl.
TONY: What the fuck?
CHRIS: Hand of the fuckin' Bible, Tone.
PAULIE: It's unhealthy, I'm tellin' ya.
FURIO: In Italy, we do not read these things.

>MRI, CAT-scan, Dog-scan

>jew refusing money
This is when the show jumped the shark for me

expectations: subverted

>He could technically not have penisary contact with her volvo..

He came all over the sunvisor.

He said he wouldn't take blood money so I'm curious. Would he see an abortion doctor?

Whenever I rewatch Sopranos clips I'm always impressed at how much I relate to AJ. I wasn't as much of a dipshit as he was, but the show really nailed the spoiled millennial archetype.

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I feel like I actually had a conversation similar to this with my own parents.

>D E S T R O Y E D
What an absolutely devastating dressing down. I wish I had half the moral conviction of this Jewish psychiatrist.

>my uterus got pierced
>both of them?

>I am not eating gabagool, Carmela... I AM the gabagool
fuck yeah this show ruled

yeah this one sticks with me

>WHERE'S MY ARC

I always imagine what it would've been like and what direction they would've taken AJ's characater if the actor turned out a tall muscular chad instead of a beta skinny manlet, as tall as tony or even taller, because that definitely would've changed things completely

Funniest episode.

>I fucked Furio

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TO THE MOOOOON ALICE

When Vito gets caught in the gay club wearing a leather fetish outfit, complete with hat and he tries to pass it off as a joke.

I wish my wife is as loyal as her

Realistically, how would Tony react if Carmella said this

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I wish mine *was*, cheating whore.

dump her, cuckboi

she'd "disappear"

Even a broken watch is right twice a day
He's in dad's other family
I don't wanna fuck my mother, you won't convince me otherwise
If god is dead, you're still gonna kiss his ass
You just revealed your own ignorance -I what?

that's why i said "was", friendo

He wouldn't have hit her. But he would have done everything he could to keep Carmela away from AJ to spite her.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>FUCKING-
*PFFFFFFFBBRRTTLLFFFFFT
>MOTHERFUCKING-
*BRRRRRAAAPPPPHHHPHHHHPPHTFLL*
>RAGHEADS!
*PPFFFFFFFFFFFLPP PFPFL PPFLFBRRR BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPHHT*
>FUCKING WOGS!

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I can't stop myself from always buying 'some pulp' because of this scene

Ditto for Jackie Jr. and His father I guess autism or no?

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We're with the Vipers!

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god season 2 meadow is so fucking hot

is this proof little "big dick feng shu" carmine was making moves out of sight?

"if your enemy is of choleric temper, irritate him."

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"In the end, fuck Santa Clause."

father rintintola said i should guide tony to a better life and try some of this lillet its magnificent

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Trips for the Soprano crew!!! here here!!!

>fucking niggers!
>*gasps*
>what? who else then? who else Janet?
>cut to Tony grinning

he almost drowned in 3 inches of wateh

fuck, i wish my therapist was this honest to me

i like this scene

youtube.com/watch?v=5CsM9mXWkUw

Hey Puss, she even really exist?

>my therapist

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Paulie: I don't buhleeve whadam hearing!

Ralph: Why not? You believed there was a UFO over east rutherford

Why was Ralphie so based?

Hasidim but I dont believe em hehe

hold on to your cock when you're negotiating with these desert people.

>capone beige-leotardo

This. I don’t even like this show much and this whole scene is just perfect. I thought the same thing after a fine upstanding urban fellow rear-ended my car and drove off without giving me his information.

>if
>you
>can
>make it here, you’ll make it
>boom boom
>anywhere
I must have replayed this scene 50 times. Caitlin is the peak of human female form.

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>what happened here?
>some sad shit. motherfucker said he didn’t wanna live no more

>Maybe you should go back Heidi
>Kennedy. I’m on my learner’s permit after dark.
This is how I found out was a hebephile.

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>Hey, Heidi
>Yes, Kennedy?
Lazy writing

FUCKIN NOSY? Eat your manicott'!

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

>STUPID A FACKING GAEM
Furio was the best.

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>I won't take blood money, and you can't either

that's what it came down to. Carmela loved the money, loved the house, loved all of it. She loved the money more than she loved Tony and her own kids

Under appreciated comment user
Genuinely laughed

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anyone looking at this should try winking at Tony while he winks at you
makes you feel pathetic yet good

One of the few moments of product placement in this show that feels natural. Tony just felt like being an asshole to Carmela and picked the first thing that annoyed him.

youtube.com/watch?v=Euky6FmO4aU

Most other shows the character talking about "Nissan's Triple Safety Philosophy" would be an eyeroll from the viewer, but it's established that Tony has a habit of repeating things that he's been told, especially from Melfi, so here he's just repeating what the salesman told him

fat disgusting pig

I thought I was the only one who noticed this. I'd repeat it like an autist like 10 times and laugh my ass off

Thick in all the right places. Ass and tits for days.

>doesn't like sopranos
>nigger apologist

im amazed you made it this far in life to the ripe age of 15 with how much of a moron you are

I would in a heartbeat

Too bad she commits suicide by jumping off of one of the school buildings

>People stuffing themselves

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youtu.be/CajJyuk3P_w
A classic.

It won't be cinematic

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What exactly in that post makes you think I’m a nigger apologist? Was it me liking the scene where a character cries “FUCKING NIGGERS”? Or me telling about how a black cost me $500 in a hit and run because he was texting? How retarded are you?

>How 'bout I build a ramp to ya ass... Drive a Lionel up in there

My favourite line in the entire show. The delivery is so perfectly nonchalantly menacing and understatedly fucking hilarious, just like the show itself.

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>its a "Phil becomes a cranky house" episode

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>tfw I lived in New Jersey during the height of this show.
It was fuckin' magical.

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAAAFF!

You aren't drunk if you can still lay on the floor without holding on.

Someone needs to make a Yea Forums animation or recording of shit like this. Way too accurate to the show

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is this uncle june to tony?

>Checkers, the thinking man's game!
>You looking for a smack in the fuckin' mouth?

Kek..This

If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car that wants to tongue my balls.

>A grown man made a wager, he lost! He made another wager, he lost again! End of story!

GABAGOOL

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>it was

Wut

I STICK MOTHERFUCKING PROVOLONE IN MY SOCKS AT NIGHT SO THEY SMELL LIKE YOUR SISTER'S CROTCH IN THE MORNING! NOW LEAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING CHEESE WHERE IT IS! Here, here. Go ahead. Have a good time.

just finished the watching the series for the first time. so who shot tony? was it Patsy Parisi?

>I don't drink anymore. I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

youtu.be/0p6WvofgYHA
>he was in line, he just went to go get gas for his car
>so I can go out, fuck ya sister, come back Sunday and be at the front of the line?
Not only was its chrissy pissed-off manners, it was also the cashier's tough guy persona switching to total bitch

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Shit had me in stitches the first time I heard it

I believe to this day that he didn't get clipped

Fuck I forgot this scene. Kino

> you go about in pity for yourself

This genuinely has prevented so many problems for me in real life.

chris was a fucking asshole

There are no scraps in my scrapbook.

what happened then?

I don't know, it cut to black before we saw what happened next.

Sopranos is the only show that comes to mind that naturally points out a common problem and present a solution

>Paulie: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?
>Sil: Oh, yeah.
>Paulie : How long did it take for the guy to come?

chris was unironically in the right

NORTH JERSEY IS NO SMALL THING

ITS BASICALLY A SUBURB OF NYC RIGHT ACROSS THE RIVER
ALL THAT BRIDGE AND TUNNEL TRAFFIC

JERSEY DESPITE ITS LOW RENT IMAGE IS ONE OF THE RICHEST STATES IN THE COUNTRY

BASED

What are you, yellow card happy?!

>No more Butchie, no more a dis
>EVIDENTLY CHICKEN TOWN

Go on..

Why did they drop "the old man"?
Ercoli was the original boss of the family in season 1

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Not the guy you're responding to, but I guarantee you're a fucking headcase who should be examined and is jealous of the people who can afford it

lmoa look at this mad onion

This is really good.

I tell you soiposters are literally brain damaged and you people don't believe me
They can't say anything without buzzwords

SHE DIDNT MIND THE POWER EITHER

THE DON'S WIFE IS SOMETHING OF A QUEEN HERSELF
BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF HER HUSBAND
*HAND MOTIONS*

>Sil knowing

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you seem upset little onion
go talk to your the rapist about it

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I'm only an onion cuz I made you cry, sweetie ;)

i just read that david chase gave it away in an interview once referring to it as a 'death scene'.

He always loved Meadow more. Like he told her: "But you-- you're all me."

yeah, the penguin exhibit at the zoo

Fucking brilliant lol

Yeah, if you think about it, the only logical conclusion is that he was clipped. No reason for that abrupt cut to black if that wasn't the case. It ended like that to make you think he got killed for sure, so lets go with that.

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Family? They're nothin but a glorified crew.

Was Alley Boy in on the hit?

FUCK TO YOUR MOTHER

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>PAULIE: *points with his cigar* Why's the guy's nose bleedin'?
>SILVIO: *shrugs* Artistic shorthand. Means he's pitchin' a tent.

How did Artie lose to the French fairy while managing to put a made guy in the hospital?

>FUCK MOOLIE NIGGERS AND FUCK TRANSVESTICS AND MOST OF ALL FUCK CUSTODIAL JANITORS
These words in this scene stuck with me to this very day

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Davis Chase wanted to fuck with people and did.

The last line holy fuck Tony saying hentai I could hear it lol

Am I the only one to thinks that the cut to black was Tony having a panic attack?

panic attacks are shown through blurred, fading images.

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete

I've been rewatching Sopranos, why is Season 1 the best season?

>Oof marone, he look's terrible

youtu.be/d0P4prQ5feQ

I haven't written down anything so I will keep it short and sweet

You're weak, you're outta control and you've became and embarassment to yourself and everybody else

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benny is like 5"4

>
>He was a Saint!

youtube.com/watch?v=pWsCK7RE0Xg
Not a line, but something that truly stuck with me is how spiritual and supernatural elements are so deftly woven into the show. The entire series has a very ethereal atmosphere, which I think is the main reason the Sopranos really transcends every other TV drama.

>motherfucking cock sucking cunt
>fuuuck

Imagine watching the Sopranos and still going to a therapist lol the fuck is wrong with you

>marone
I forgot how braindead some of you people can be, madon'.

>under the boardwalk
>with his schlong in jan's mouth

pussy's wired for sound

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what episode was this

UP IN DA CLUB

>moral convictions
>jewish psychiatrist
oxymoron

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no, he overtly sabotaged every attempt at peace

youtube.com/watch?v=kR1IB5inyX8

mentioning things he knows will set people off is his specialty

>oy vey, destroy your family and abandon your husband white woman! Loving your husband and trying to reach out to him is impossible!

KAY PUTZ
ALMOST GAGGED

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Why did Vito come back? He must have known he was a dead man right?

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jamal ginserg the hasidic homeboy

Loved the line about blood money from the psychiatrist. Carmella was a bigger hypocrite than Tony

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It's better to die than wage slave

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TONY WAS HARDLY A HYPOCRITE AT ALL

HE LIKED DUCKS AND IT WAS INCOMPATIBLE WITH HIS LINE OF WORK

FUCKING NIGGERS! who else???!
>cut to fat fuck tony looking at the picture of stolen car he's going to export to sell

it was the medication

you betta giva me half of that fackina million dollars

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Yo, sir ? Police Department.
youtube.com/watch?v=OfoqQmaaUkU

>you wont even see it coming

I CAN'T FIND PUSSY ANYWHEEERE!

there's no eating in the car

>ITS MORE LIKE A STAY AT CAPTAIN TEEBS'
>Who's that?
>I dont know it's a captain who owns hotels or somthin"

>You've got an IQ of 150 or something, all the nuns were raving about it!

>That's my uncle Tony, the guy I'm going to hell for

>Tomorrow I'll be on time, but you'll be stupid forever

>Psychiatry is a racket for the Jews.

yikes

FUCKIN' QUEERS

Based.

lol Elias Koteas' reaction is great. Very underrated actor.

I've recorded in Denmark

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>My people were the white man's nigger when yours were still chasing zebras and painting their faces.
it was really a different time

>"get out of our way and dont be so gay"

>Columbus and Hitler? You're trivializing the Holocaust

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>It keeps cooking, even if it's off the flame. The juices.

Very subtle, but shows how much of a micromanaging and controlling cunt Tony can be.

He wasn't a Nazi, but he was always talking about Germany !

I think it had some sort of a double meaning as to how Tony was grilling Chris about his addiction and absence and shit

NON STOP ASS RAPE!