"You watch PORNOGRAPHY?!"

OI M8 I DONT S'POSE YE GOT A LOISANCE FOR THAT FACESITTING CONTENT U CHEEKY LIL WANKA????

I don't understand why she's trying to stand up. You have a giant motorized cripplemobile behind you, we know you can't walk. Who are you trying to fool?

Give her a break, jerks, she's a veteran actress. A lot of people in their 70s need mobility aids.

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Can normies watch this? How does one doesn't become extremely uncomfortable when seeing some cripple like that

they get a feeling of superiority

sorry shitlord, that character is far too problematic for modern sensibilities

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What am I looking at here?

silent witness

BBC crime shows always look and sound like 13 year olds playing dress up.

Normies don't constantly break out in a sweat and whine about everything they see on TV, unlike squirming /pol/ retards

Do not believe she would pass the police entrance exam

HAHA LOOK AT THE MIDGE!

damn, warwick looks like THAT!?

youtube.com/watch?v=OW8U75t7JGQ
>I left with the best man's number

NO YOU DIDN'T YOU LYING LITTLE GOBLIN

Michael Jackson's aborted twin who somehow survived.

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I would do it just to do it. See what it's like. But then I would drop this goblin like two hot rocks. Right down a well.

If you finger her she will die, she's full of shit

This was my fave tv series until recently

The first episode was literally tranny propaganda

don't
I got sucked off by a ftm midge in a field and I regret it every single day
I had to change deodorant brands because every time I smell the same one I wore that night I feel like throwing up

Was there a bar bet to cast the ugliest group for a show, and this won?

Wut. Ftm? So you gay?

Cool show, they have a robot
Beep boop beep

Someone post the pasta

>I'm a good dresser
>I have blonde hair and blue eyes

Isolating those positive qualities does not hide the obvious genetic deformities that no sane man would want exhibited in his children

I was day 1 nofap and someone with a vagina but also facial hair offered to put my dick in their mouth
If you bully me about this after I just opened my heart you I don't know what i'm going to do

I don't get how cripples are funny
or
how cripples are supposed to be cops
plus there's some slag in a hotwheels

Lol. I guess it could be worse. Believe me.

No bully. I hope you can live a normal life someday.

>Do not believe she would pass the police entrance exam
This is Bongonistan we're talking about.

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gimme a hug, man

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I wouldn't touch him if I were you. Getting sucked off by a tranny midge he just met in a field, fucking dirty bastard is probably contagious

Someone please post the pasta about user and his shit date with a cripple

No

BTFO

On day one of no fap, it's not like he was really sex deprived

I'm still here you know

that's a shame

Did you cum or did the erection fade during the succ?

Is a woman who is single at 29 worse than a man who is single at 29?

The BJ was actually pretty good. She (>she) didn't want me to cum in her mouth so I told her I was going to cum and she kept sucking just that second longer and pulled me out of her mouth just before I blew in her mouth. She kept jerking me off as I was cumming and some of it got on my jacket which i'm still annoyed about.

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Rude

Obviously a woman.
No one likes old hags, not even other women. If they haven't hitched anyone after riding the cock carousel they usually hit the wall much harder than men who at least don't have the whole biological clock thing happening and are better at finding other hobbies or passions in life.

They park on top of a hill, waiting for crime

youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0

Based deviant user

>Match with girl on tinder
>She's cute even though it appears she's in a wheelchair
>Whatever, no harm in broadening the horizon
>Set up up a date, she tells me to meet outside her apartment
>Some time later I send her a message that I've arrived
>"Okay, my mom will come down and open the door for you"
>The fuck?
>An elderly veiled muslim woman opens the door for me and lets me inside
>Should've left at this point
>Her mother and I don't talk due to a language barrier
>So the trip up the elevator is even more akward
>Eventually I enter her flat
>There she lies, in a unmade bed surrounded by piles of dusty clothes
>She makes jerky movements and groans when seeing me
>Truns out she can't move or speak at all
>My chest feels tight and I feel a bit panicked
>The words "what the fuck, what the fuck what the fuck" are repeated in my head
>This girl is way more handicapped than I thought
>Her only way to communicate is to type on her phone(with great effort I might add)
>For whatever reason I decide to follow through with the date since I don't want to be a dick
>Her mother pick her up and place her in a wheelchair
>Before we leave her mom asks me to lift some furniture so she can pick up something she dropped earlier that day
>With that out of the way it was time to take this girl to some café
>Autobots let's roll out

>The mother wanted to tag along to the entrance of the apartment complex
>And as such all three of us couldn't fit in the elevator
>I walked down the stairs instead
>Considered for a brief moment to outrun them before the elevator got to the bottom floor and make my escape
>Tempting, but that goes agains the code of the supreme gentleman
>They finally reach the entrance and I have to wait for the extremely slow handicap lift to take her down the last steps of the stairs
>The screeching of the lift matched my internal agony
>When they're down her mother hands the chair over to me
>I'm behind the wheels now
>We leave and I ask her where he wants to go since I don't know the city that well
>She rotates with her feet either to the right pr left and I steer the chair in said direction
>We finally reach the café and I get a coffee while she gets hot chocolate
>I pay and ask where she wants to sit(kek)
>There is almost no conversation between us due to the obvious reason that she can't talk
>Instead I ask a bunch of stale questions and she replies by slowly typing on the phone
>All of a sudden she makes a bunch of jerky movements and she gags on the straw she got with her hot coco
>She coughs, spit and gurgle all over the fucking table
>Jesus Christ get the napkins
>She nods when I ask if she's alright
>Decide that enough is enough
>"Oh shit I need to get going"
>Wheelgirl don't ask any questions and we roll the fuck out of there

>On our way back I speedwalk faster than Sanic
>Actually bumped into someone by accident since I couldn't stop the chair on time(underestimated the weight of the damn thing)
>Despite the guy almost getting knocked over her handicap opression card saved me from any scolding
>Noice
>When we finally arrive outside her apartment there is a horribly akward and long wait of silence before her mother gets down
>As she opens the door I give them both a brief hug and speedwalk to the bus station
>Relieved it's over
>Get home and figure I should blow off some steam by shitposting in a manlet thread on /fit/
>As I lift the lid of the laptop google is still on alongside my last search
>"How to have sex with a girl in a wheelchair"
>Close the page and groan in shame

Haven't told anyone I know IRL about this

Kek, you should have went along and fuck her

This reminds me of when I started college.
I opened a door for this cripple girl (first day) and smiled at her and she seemed really happy about it, not sure why.
Then she ended up sitting next to me in maths because 'we knew each other'.
What followed was a year of me being too polite to say I didn't give a shit about her problems which ended in me changing colleges after the first year without telling her.

real human bean and a real hero

i want this to be true

Are these supposed to be cops? I bet the fags on the flanks aren't even armed, they couldn't even arrest a kid stealing candy

they do if there's a white majority cast
cut from the same cloth and all that

BIZARRO!

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kek

Women with ukeleles are cancer