Name a better female comedian. Pro-tip: you can't

me too at least i thought i would until i saw those nude shower pics shes pretty rough looking without nice clothes and a few pounds of makeup

She can sit on my dick if you get what I'm saying

is shooping that powerful or did she get some work done? she looks good in so many pics but then those nudes scenes shes straight up fridge mode with no sad tits

why do jewish women make me hard

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Phyllis Diller

literal who's

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Imagine being this mad

Women aren’t funny OP.

Maria Bamford is best.

Female comedians often confuse being funny with being cunty.

Black girls are funny

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>Name a better female comedian.
First you actually have to post a female, OP.

GOD she has a nice bum

she has a man body
just google 'sarah silverman shower'

...

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Whitney Cummings doesn't seem to be about anything at all except for sex. Like it really seems like her whole thing is fucking and sucking and that's about it.

Ramblings of a madman

There was that weird media push and they so desperately wanted to make her a star. luckily it never happened

Bonny McFarlane. The greatest irony is that the funniest female comedian would marry the worst male comedian (Rich Vos)

Me, too, about 15 years ago when that pic was taken.

At least she’s forthright about this fact. She was genuinely baffled when she got on that “most beautiful people” list, and not in a humble-brag way either. She’s not bad looking, and she can be funny occasionally.

Jim Norton is pretty funny

Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

check fleabag or any interview with her

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They are aren't they. I really do enjoy black girls when they don't hate me, but don't fuck with them they will ruin your life

i laughed at women but never with them

Joan Rivers. m.youtube.com/watch?v=RABI7AoktvE

Mmmmn user?

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I can't tell what this complaint is even about. Or if it's even a complaint.

Sarah Silverman looks like that?! Whoa......

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Would

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>Currently Feeding and Seeding

Tiffany Haddish is funny in everything outside of her actual stand up

Wanda Sykes is pretty good

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If someone posts Sarah silvermans feet. You will honestly throw up.

>4.59 for gas

What the fuck are you talking about no they arent. Leslie jones isnt funny, Wanda Sykes isnt funny, whoopie goldberg isnt funny, seriously what the fuck are you talking about you retard

she ain't funny and at least MY fridge is attractive

Eh, I've fucked worse

No they literally wont, I've pumped and dumped 3, you're just a pussy.

tfw she was in Star Trek

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Oh no Ellen is aging even faster.

>Ashley would be of age now

:(

Shes obviously talking about pajeets and other retards dming about bobs and vegen. It was funny until she threw in the part about people bitching about her being proud of her body, when it started to look more defensive and butthurt

Good writer but cringe in front of the camera imo

youtube.com/watch?v=1AHMYD3_VsU

Reminder that women ARE funny

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Kaitlin Olson is solid in Sunny, only because she plays essentially what is a disgusting man-bird creature who repeatedly suffers and humiliates herself.

This is the only woman I’ve ever found genuinely hilarious in show business.

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Sarah Silverman, who's funnier than her? Except dudes.

>comedian
sure dude.

She was actually hot back in her 20's

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I would agree. She benefits from great writing, but her line delivery is always tops

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>not posting have i got news for you

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ellen degenerate

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Phyllis Diller

Good call. Ellen came up when it was ok to be a female comic but you still had to be funny because the industry wasn't prepared to pander to you yet. She got accepted for being funny the hard way.

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Going down on his Marcia Cross gave her husband HPV which gave him throat cancer. He then ate her ass and gave her HPV back which gave her anal cancer.

This tweet is haram

John iadarola isn't gay?

This, I haven't watched much of her other worksm but she was superb in Arrested Development, and Archer would be unwatchable without her, not that it's watchable now.

truly a clown world

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I want Silverman and Plaza to take turns humiliating me and sitting on my face.

Why did god make me like this?

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Not funny and her show sucks without louie

This. This bitch is funny as fuck and easy on the eyes to boot.

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Based and Diller Pillered

>Wanda Sykes
>wypipo

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how many women have you known?

she's terrible but people don't care since she's hot

>that look on plaza

absolutely wanting to rub their soaking wet pussies together while sucking each others toes

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Now this is a movie I'd look up to.

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I assume you've already seen it, but if not then give Legion a watch, it's Plaza-kino

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I think thats by my house
You must live in nowhere

Women can literally only joke about vaginas, dicks and men wanting to fuck them

Yikes how can people put shit like this out in the world and not feel instantly embarrassed.

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>this digital void
You know she thought she was being profound and current by writing dogshit like this. Never heard of her until now and i already dislike her.

one of the few women that radiate smugness.

White women are vile.

I'm not sure how this would work anatomically. Draw a diagram

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are indeed top tier.

Roastieeeeeee

blue is the warmest colour.avi

I find Tina fey hilarious, personally

>bragging about living in the gayest state

>the sjw robot from Star Wars
Lmao you're a fucking retard who laughs because everyone else does.

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regardless of what you think about him, this video will always still be true

youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

Amy Poehler
Tina Fey
Rachel Dratch
Kathryn Hahn
Carrie Brownstein
Maya Rudolph

There's 5 who are better.

There is no living female or male comedian worthy to touch the dead and rotting feet of Joan Rivers. Rivers was risky when there actually was risk, and I've never seen her without laughing. Sarach Nepotismman is like a comedic Marilyn Manson, struggling to be offensive.

Shit that was 6.

Whatever, your bitch sucks, op

pee-paw has 50 confirmed kills eliza

Tina Fey is the only one on that list who has any idea how to write or tell a joke.

Her comedy routines are all the same. Each "joke" is about girls going out to the club and getting drunk. That's literally it

Broad City is kino

>actually finding any of these funny

holy fucking shit lol they are all absolute bottom of the barrel garbage championed by the YAASSS QUEEN SLAYYY retarded masses

Wait, Joan Rivers died?

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>Rivers was risky when there actually was risk
Did she ever go to jail multiple times like Lenny Bruce?

YEah, a while ago

broad city got me pegged

i can

I AM IN MY PRIME!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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I just want to cum deep in her asshole while she uses the voice from wreck it ralph. Is that so much to ask?

you may be a philosemite, not even joking

is she in need of medical attention? because that's some grade A crazy ravings

in a cute sort of way
ugly women are not funny because i dont want to give them any kind of positive emotions
silverman and iliza are cute so i like them

prime rib more like

I would suck her fat Jew tits like I'm a merchant and her nipples make shekels
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They are funny. More so because you find them threatening.

yes, my gf
also aisling bea and katherine ryan both make me laugh a fair bit

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I've laughed at the parts women have played in films, like mel brook's works

Women are funny like children are funny

These are all old pros. Theyve been to the top of the game, say what you will.

Jewesses have no morality, slightly higher testosterone (which increases sex drive) but not like Venus Williams levels, and a cultural tradition that anything you do with an outsider "doesn't count."

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Katheryn Ryan is my waifu

Bea is shit, but she has a lovely arse

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literally ireland ass

is this funny?

I'm half way into this standup and I'm wondering if it's funny

youtube.com/watch?v=2f5KAAG8HIE

She wasn't in her 40s when those other pictures were taken.

>the top of the game
Never making me laugh once, being on SNL when it was pure Affirmative Action, and dropping off the face of the Earth is "the top of the game"?

plus they always look amazing and when they dont you cant help but want to fuck and serve them to make it even hotter

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prove it loser

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>haha lol at all these men who are attracted to me and want to fuck me haha

gods man, the ass! i was talking about the ass!

>and serve them
like be their shabbos goy?

I still would just on principal, but god damn that was a disappointing nude scene.

t. California fag

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user, just because you're not aware of their careers and chose to not even look them up before commenting on them, does not mean they don't exist.
You go ahead and talk out your ass, im not here to enlighten.

forced to submit to the Jewess, indoctrinated into jewish superiority and to serve her and be her fuck toy

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boy girl? girl boy? girly boy? boyi girl?

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My mom is funny

That's how all female comedians are. It always boils down to indignant bitching and "I'm kind of a badass".

who /KaitlynOlson/ here? Top tier comedy desu

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Oh sweet summer child, one day you will hear real female comedians actually telling jokes.

Oh but they're on NPR all the time, talking about race, and how hard it is to be an SNL alum. That's what comedy is, right? Comedy is like sociology lectures?

no fucking way
women were a mistake

>ctrl+f Joan Rivers
>3 results

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but she looks bangable in more recent stuff

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Tom seguras wife is pretty funny

little esther and chelsea peretti before she started taking black dick full time

the only funny women are kikestresses

I've always liked Julia Davis. Her own show Nighty Night was great and she was excellentt in all the Chris Morris stuff back in the day. Case in point this underrated sketch from jam in which she is equal parts funny, sad and scary. youtube.com/watch?v=Yn-Q4P-tKnc

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mirin those arms

she specifically gained weight to make the nude scene less sexy

Both of them annoying as fuck

DADS GOOGLE HISTORY

Aubrey Plaza is funny

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Amy is such a lovely woman

that really ugly chick in deadwood is hilarious

self loathing

>She was genuinely baffled when she got on that “most beautiful people” list, and not in a humble-brag way either
Really?

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I do, you just need to know enough women

>Fellas I would have sex with this woman's corpse or any female corpse if given the chance.

!!!FACT!!!

She was pretty hot t b h

>I've always liked Julia Davis.

Me too and Jam is where I also discovered her!!!FACT!!!

They should make a movie called "Slags" and just have it be them going to nightclubs in Brixton for two hours.

I'd make sweet rough penetration to her just to hear her high-pitched whining.

based

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Lauren Lapkus

In english doc

I know everyone said that nude scene she did was cringe, but I'd still hit it.

Have I missed something? What the fucj is she on about?

Oh, you're going to pretend thats all they do? That's how you're going to argue? Cause that's how you debate things here, right? Posting is like taking a shit?

Only old post menopausal women

More like cumeatian.

based and dubspilled

Where are the bodies, incel? That wasnt the kind of sex I told you to have

who the fuck can name a female comedian?

Fuck
That gave me a bigger boner than any actual porn video ever has

She intentionally gained weight for that scene, so she wouldn't be so sexualized.

Shes definitely got jokes.

Yes during a botched cosmetic procedure

Sarah aged so badly its a shame. At one point I really wanted to pipe her cute jew ass

Maria Bamford

Im thoroughly convinced they ate each other out that night.

She's better as a VA imo but she isn't too bad

She's hot when she plays the trashy milf arctype

The manga artist Rumiko Takahashi's work is often very funny but that is the only example I can think of

Why do women think that being as nasty as physically possible and making every joke about their vaginas and literal shit is funny?

Not Dee from Always Sunny?

Because women know that everyone likes pussy, but instead of applying that logic to every day, they repress it and then try to say jokes based on the only thing they know they can relate to people and mostly males with. Its sad honestly cause a woman is only real whenever she's making a joke outta it.

>Talk to on the street
Nu uh! Get away from me prev, ugh I hate when guys stare
>At comedy show
Hey guys do you wanna know how many dicks my vagina sees yearly!?

>you can't

There's someone younger, funnier, and a million times better looking.

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It's better when you think about how she can do her Vanellope voice while you fuck her

MUH DIK

only this lad can pull it

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Yeah she atleast has her sex voice still intact. Imagine her talking like Vanellope the moment you nut in her ass.

lots of funny women out there but what i've noticed is that most women just don't understand how humor works and fill that void with referencing vines or the office or whatever. if a woman is VERY ADAMANT that they are hilarious then be warned she is incredibly unfunny it only took me 2 bumble dates to figure that out

She looks like she dates Jews

seconded , funny not preachy

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is this sarah silverman's little sister?

I don't know why there's a disconnect with women and comedy. I've found animated women to be funny. But female standup comedians? I don't get it. You could argue that there's still progress that needs to be made as far as equality goes that women could be held back that way, but even before black people go to where they are today there's been outstanding black comedians. What gives?

she's talking about brap barns

Facts.

Todos los muerte demonio...

theres this girl that can do little girl voice pretty well. she does it to me a lot. she wants dis dicc?

A lot, I'm studying a humanist career.

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Her one redeeming quality.

Same with Andy Dick.

brap barn meme leaked outside of brap posting, somehow picked up by female personalities on twitter

It's a girl

Imagine being this retarded.