What's the best documentary about elephants...

Pls do not bully the doodles

Based PRÖÖÖÖÖH :D

no
it crouches and then slides down the hill
that's it

lucky bastard

Bucket list #1 right there. I just wanna play with a big baby elephant all day, but I know I'd have to be smart and find a way to do it so it isn't done at one of those tourist places where they don't treat the elephants well.

My bucket list #1 as well but instead of playing with a baby elephant it's playing with a girl's pusy

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PACHYDERM'D

Damn them incelephants

wow what's he doing under there!?

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for me? It's penguins and elephants.

Honestly surprised that nobody here went this route yet.

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Weeeeeeeee

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it played too much Metal Gear Solid

elephants are the most based creatures on the face of the earth

Damn that's cool

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>call the cops, I dont give a fuck

prooohhh!!! :DDD

Fucking dammit i laugh at this shit like a retard every time. Not even Finnish.

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I just noticed he bumps his head at the very beginning.

>tfw an adolescent elephant has gotten more action than you

And they'll all be wiped off the planet in the 20 years

crashing the structure with no survivors

I just remembered that webm of the elephant getting shot to death by some gooks while the song fron trainspotting plays

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FUCK CHINKS AND FUCK NIGGERS FOR MURDERING THESE BASED CREATURES

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this is actually stupid to do
it teaches the baby elephant that laying on people is a good thing, then they grow up

Yea but were all going to drown from global warming before then.

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

no they fucking wont

Literally me

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Elephants are based

>FUCK CHINKS
>FUCK PAKIS
>FUCK NIGGERS

she cute

Based

sneaking

based and redpilled

The elephant right???

Not sure if this counts, but any docs about the Russian guys who travel to China every summer to dig mammoth tusks out of riverbanks to sell for big bucks are absolute kino.

Do people still hunt elephants?

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Chinks believe their horns have magic powers and will pay handsomely for them as a result

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Lol, close to a hundred elephants are killed every day. Between 2008 and 2018 their population dropped by 62%

Yeah but the Russians are starting to corner the ivory market because this method of gathering ivory is legal

It's for a good cause: chink ivory viagra....

Whoops, meant for

But rich white people are the ones who pay hundreds of thousands to shoot these on big game hunts user

I'm sure the writers of Crank could turn it into a third movie, they just need to reveal that Chev was an elephant all along.

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MUMMY BIRDS HURT ME

youtube.com/watch?v=amAGD6qU7Ms
tyke was an elephant who wanted to be free
in this respect he was like you and me
the abuse, and the torture was a thing he lived through
he killed his mahout and his trainer too
he stood tall when he had enough
he's trumpets and stomps where not a bluff.
our pachyderm escaped in search of liberty
and ran down the streets of hawai'i
in his state of manumission they said he could stay
the lawmen came to make this his last day.
their pistols where unholstered, casings clatter on the floor.
the lawmen were affraid his tusks would term in to gore
a hunter with a Winchester, like the one used by Orwell, this day wouldn't end until the pachyderm lay on the floor.
the bullets were shot, as he trumpeted and stomped.
against the hail of lead he tried his most to stand up straight,
the wounds in his body were 60 and 28.
the eyes of this elephant turned a haunting red
they shot our white tusked Spartacus until he fell over dead.
when I think of this there are tear in my eyes.
I hope the elephant trumpets in the sky

proooooohhh :D

I've seen some horrible webm on this site but that's probably the nicest one I've seen

Yeah, I'm thinking they're based

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cool dude

Elephants are one of the most magnificent groups of animals in history.

And it is likely that they will be gone within our lifetime.

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trophy hunting actually funds wildlife conservation by directing hunters to old elephants that can’t mate. it’s the ivory trade that’s the real threat

*honk*

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charismatic_megafauna

youtube.com/watch?v=noM_Q56kCR0

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it would legit brake my heart to kill and elephant

[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]

what does an elephant trunk feel like anons?

bags of sand

what does an elephant taste like anons?

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incelly the elephant

Chicken and memory

Unfortunately for your argument, a semi-intelligent organism is objectively more magnificent than an unintelligent one.

>a semi-intelligent organism is objectively more magnificent than an unintelligent one.

false

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That crow is much more magnificent than the bird it catches though?

splinter cell: dumbo agent

That's a fish you brainlet

lol whoops brain fart

>the weak should fear the strong

You see women don't mind rape they just want the cute ones doing it.

Salty coins and milky milk

warm apple pie

theres like 200 elephant sanctuaries, they're fine.

This. Namibia alone has over 20,000, protected by one of the best conservation programs in the world.

namibia is currently experiencing a drought and selling wildlife to be shot by hunters

they're entitled to sex, if you don't want rampages then maybe you should blame elephant society

What's your point?

Coarse leather over muscle. You can pet elephants at like any zoo.

>w-w-what's your point?
that you can shoot them as long as you have the cash, shit for brains

youtube.com/watch?v=i1qQOGCyRbY

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awwww

Yeah, and that money goes to protecting them. It's a good system.

meant for
The elephant population is growing in every country that allows tourists to hunt them.

Namibia is also experiencing control and being surrounded by african niggers

:3

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reminder that there was a 400 year old shark that got caught up in a fishing net and died. image swimming around in the oceans in the 1600s brehs

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>The Great Elephant Census shows that savanna elephant populations in 18 countries declined by 30 percent. Most of the animals counted were in protected areas. A $7 million, comprehensive census of African elephants has found that the population decreased by nearly a third between 2007 and 2014.
You are an extremely gullible individual. Or perhaps a hunter who employs the >w-we kill them to keep the population in check guise! on a regular basis himself

>cuts right before the giraffe fucking stomps on the lioness

>William Harris, a true Nimrod, in 1836 and 1837 travelled far into the interior of Africa merely to enjoy the pleasure of hunting. In his book, published in Bombay in 1838, he describes how he shot his first elephant, a female. The next morning he went to look for the dead animal; all the other elephants had fled from the neighbourhood except a young one, who had spent the night with his dead mother. Forgetting all fear, he came toward the sportsmen with the clearest and liveliest evidence of inconsolable grief, and put his tiny trunk round them in order to appeal to them for help. Harris says he was then filled with real remorse for what he had done, and felt as if he had committed a murder.

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There are a limited number of those sold each year, and it's usually in line with the population growth of the elephants (it's a zero net growth). Also one of those hunts costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, which is enough to pay the dozens of workers needed to maintain and protect the preserves for a year. It seems cruel, but that one elephant dying protects thousands of animals from poachers.

Anyone elce tgink the birds were gunna attack when fhey made circle formation?

Just goes to show more places need to adapt Namibia's system

based phanpy bullying the weakling cocks

nice jewish lie retard, conservations sites do very well without having to resort to hunting, it's just to make more money and you're delusional if you think that money is re-invested in conservation efforts.

D'awwww

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Yeah but we don't care about African elephants, only Asian elephants are nice enough to be around people. Every webm you see above are probably Asian elephants.

that's a sexy dog

That would go great with some buns and ketchup

hold the mayo

youtube.com/watch?v=fEal55jb77k

>when a thot runs up on you you give her the TUSKS

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wtf im a vegetarian now

>5'11 vs 6'1

baby animals spazzing out are just the best

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That croc about to get stomped.

Imagine her doing that with your dick.

why are elephants so based while lions are dumb as fuck

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the lizard must have been hungry to do that

>immediately goes for the ball when the puppy's distracted
Golden retrievers are so based

Elephants are mammals while lions are cats.

Look at all those tasty leafs, fren

luckiest zebra I've ever seen

>bite her right in the pussy

with a post this based youll be swarmed in pusy in no time fren

Why is reddit so alarmist?

>cats are autistic

My surprise, imagine it

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>roasties of any species cooperating

>zebra

You can have another 100,000 capeshit threads in the catalog and it won't come close to the basedness of this thread and yet jannies and mods will delete this thread but leave the capeshit up

is this the cutest thing on the internet?

uhhhhh

Literally the scene where orcs take frodo but they end up killing each other in return of the king

Threads on the wrong board are always better because the topic hasn't been discussed to death for years. Doesn't mean it's not breaking the rules I guess.

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Sad video. Little girl gets pulled out of the car and eaten alive

where do you find all these webms user?

the same topic on /an/ would be lucky to get this amount of replies in a week

Went to /an/, they had a webm thread

>mfw

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that's true, it's why night shift Yea Forums from 2009-2012 was the best board this site has ever had

PRÖÖÖH

not really elephants are to ingrained in pop culture for people to let them actually go extinct. Wild ones probably will tho but not in just 20 years give it 30-50 depending Global warming and how fast poaching dies off

Truth?

>niggers and chinks won't stop killing them

>scratching and biting as his cock
wew what a lewd rabbit

qt

Their tusks will cure my baldness and indigestion though, their deaths are necessary

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Echo of the Elephants
It might be hard to find but it's a great documentary follows a posse of Elephants.
It's objectively great

youtube.com/watch?v=3nq_JgVYaDg

This is easily the most out of place cartoon from my childhood. Anthro upper class elephants

God, Asians are fucking scarily psychopathic.

Dem ninja skillz from birth

Why did that elephant run over that lion?

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Those lions had to be pretty desperate / starving to even try that shit. This is like a housecat trying to take down a racehorse

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>lannisters are based on this
Checks out

w-when did japan make pokemon real?

is this the same dude that fucks birds?

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SLUT

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i love her

When you live in a communist country

>how fast poaching dies off
Youll have better luck discovering faster than speer od light travel.

fucking kek

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EBIN THRED :DD

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>it runs right to mom
>mom notices he's about to fall before he does

Goddamnit thats cute

>tfw elephants are probably the most wholesome of all God’s creatures and they’re all going to be gone in 50 years because insectoid chinks think their tusks cure impotence

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>elephants are probably the most wholesome of all God’s creatures

DOUBT

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The only good elephant is a dead elephant

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Imagine

the cats were obviously not hungry and just hunting for sport (cats do this)

Hunters help fund the conservation of elephants and the elephants they kill are usually too old to breed

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dumbest post in the thread

>Audition tape for Godzilla.

This, Don Jr even explained this on some podcast a long time ago.

raccoons are literally NA incarnate

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this is some disney shit

Elephants are one of the most intelligent species on earth you stupid shit

This argument is so retarded. What helps the animals is the money the hunters pay. Giving money doesn't require killing an animal.

Narcotics Anonymous?

North America

It’s easier to get people to donate to your cause if you give them something in return

by that point there will be 3,000 million negros in africa though, so things balance out.
look on the bright side.

Best cartoon elephant?

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Do you think guys like Donald Trump Jr. would be donating millions of dollars to wildlife conservation if they didn’t get anything out of it?

Elephants are just big dogs.

Corvids are spooky animal geniuses

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>not naming the file "pepe le pew"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Don Jr even explained this on some podcast a long time ago
If it's what you say it is I love it

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>millions
Yeah no. These guys aren't paying millions for this. Also: maybe they wouldn't, but that doesn't change the fact that giving money doesn't require hunting an animal for sport. They're still pieces of shit. If they weren't they'd just donate the money.

FUCK Babar

Elitist prick

>even the animals in Africa will carjack you

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Then what the fuck normally kills a giraffe if not a goddamn lion?

It's ok, he got revenge

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elephants have empathy, make elephant graveyards that they mourn their dead at yearly (because they remember their dead) can form mutually beneficial relationships with humans, use tools and are one of the animals that raise their young the longest along with humans. Crows do what, 1 of those?

Generally they wait for them to get old or injured and then attack as a group.

One lioness trying to take down a healthy adult giraffe is basically a last ditch suicide run.

the wardens would kill it anyway. one less roaming old bull that would kill younger males while it's in musth season

Well when faggots like you start donating 10 grand each to elephant conservation then you can complain about hunters.

This show introduced my 5 year old self the concept of depression.
I have an extremely potent love-hate relation with that fucking show.

crow use stick in hole like 500 other species therefore smartest animal xDDDD

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humans have hunted for sport throughout history why is it a problem now

>Maybe monkeys can get away with lounging on the ground, but elephants must be held to a higher standard.
what did they mean by this

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fucking crows man

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>make elephant graveyards that they mourn their dead at yearly (because they remember their dead)
That's a myth. Google it.

Such was life in colonial england

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Oh. Ok.

How can human men even compete?

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holy fuck this is literally everyone's nightmare, low visibility with massive shark around

>not loving all animals regardless of their intelligence on god's earth

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You known its hard for these animals to be born in captivity.

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

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Will we see the dawn of a new kind of human species, now that thots are breeding with everything that has a dick?
Except me ;_;

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all I'm finding on google is that they truly do mourn the dead

Imagine how much easier your life would be if you could just eat grass.

What a retarded statement.

Too many people, too little animals. People hunted for protection or food, which is fine. This shit is just retarded postmodern rich boomer bullshit.

this sort of shit is how minotaurs happen

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yes there isnt specific places elephants go to die but there is an observed behaviour of elephants returning to wherever their pack mates have died and staying for a day or two

Another proof that kids have sexuality and that women are thots

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You made this up.

say 'go thicc boy go' for good luck bros

go thicc boy go

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haha can you imagine if he did that to your toes

dont get me wrong as far as birds go crows are pretty cool but the user who said theyre much smarter than elephants and that elephants are like big dogs needed to be corrected

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>This shit is just retarded postmodern rich boomer bullshit.
no it isn't you stupid faggot people have been sport hunting for thousands of years

smarter than the average middle class westerner

They get horribly abused to get them to perform these acts, don't they

proof is an uncountable noun.. you can say "more proof".

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maybe

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Oh lawd he comin

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STOOPID BIRB

guy in a suit

Not like it happens now. Not that it matters, since hunting for sport is retarded and 'loltradition' isn't a valid reason.

And what didn't you understand about 'too many people, too little animals' brainless fag?

based and elephantpilled

>how do you do fellow humans

Just a bear going to do bear things

No buddy. I was concerned too. But it turned out to be a pretty wholesome vid

Absolute chads.

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YEET

fuck off with your faggot spacing you limp wristed numale
you've never even fired a firearm have you

Reminder that baby elephants weight between 80-120 kg

WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

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Didn't even slightly see that elephant until it started throwing shit

Masters of stealth

Or an incel (the sex scenes just happened in his mind to retcon the old movies).

Based shoebills

>fuck, its another group of hairless walkers
>act cool man act cool

how are bears both so frightening and so fucking goofy at the same time

>...Valhalla...awaits...

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I hope this raccoon is seeing me dab, because I'm doing it as hard as I can

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elephants do not understand fluid displacement or show analogical reasoning like corvids do

I get it, elephants are big and cuddly and social, but they are just lovable mental midgets

i-is he o-okay...?

Imagine not being able to scratch your back when it's itchy because your limbs don't bend that way.

You'd do goofy-looking shit too

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imagine if that was your dick haha

kill yourself, for sport.

Octopuses are smarter than corvids.

>that stance at 0:12
literally me when my balls itch

Boy I sure wish I could post that animation of a jaguar chomping a dog-knot down to the urethra and eating it clean

I have, but it's cute that you think playing with guns make you tough somehow. You're the kind of dicklet that I'm talking about, which is why you're so offended. Talk about fragile ego.

Greetings.

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This always puts a smile on my face, thank you for posting it.

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But are they smarter than snakes?

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>poaching dies off

Yes, I'm sure something that's existed since the dawn of man will surely die off any day now.

Have sex

ranker.com/list/the-15-smartest-animals-on-earth/analise.dubner

TEAM CROW BTFO'D

ELEPHANTS #4
STINKY CROWS #5

EAT MY FAT ELEPHANT SHIT

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As a matter of fact, yes they are. Octopuses would legitimately be the smartest animal on earth if it wasn't for their short lifespan.

>octopuses
You for real mate?

Frogs all have autism

why the fuck would elephants even need to understand water currents when it doesnt need to do anything but drink? Elephants have real, observable empathy which is a hallmark of high intelligence species rarely found outside of humans as opposed to plucking fish out of the water which is what any aquatic bird can do.

>those erect nipples
There may be some truth to this image

Absolutely based and frogpilled

How do they do it, lads.

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dilate

elephants can understand the differences in human languages get the fuck out of here

>god, these assholes again
>just keep walking...

not a trustworthy source, an elephant probably wrote it.

That's not useful for their survival though.

Prepping the bull.

>elephants can understand the differences in human languages

You're a fucking liar

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Black bears are goofy, like big dogs. Pretty much any other kind of bear will fuck you up tho.

Classic lol

Oh, so you're saying that survival is everything? According to your logic, waterbears should be the smartest creature in existence.

>muh emotional intelligence
lmao fuck outta here retard

oh no

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it is because it extends to being able to form more complex communication between an elephant herd (which are some of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom) and an elephant can differentiate between its own herd and other elephants.

>Throws stick at them
Missed, but damn, what a bad ass

>Swimming when this guy slap your girlfriend's ass.

Wat do?

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Being social is a sign of advanced intelligence, nigger. No wonder you have no friends.

>Black bears are goofy, like big dogs

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1561592659600.webm

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NO user YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POST THIS
The most intelligent non-human species of all being reduced to succumbing to carnal pleasures

Holy shit I wish retards would stop pushing this. Octopuses are insanely intelligent....for an invertebrate. They really arent anything amazing in the grand scheme of things, and dont hold a candle when compared to corvids/dolphins/dogs and such.

All those studies of octopuses being amazing and exceeding expectations stem from the fact that those expectations are incredibly low. Its not hard to google it at all and the most basic of research will reveal this.

I wonder if this guy tells this story verbally or he just shows everyone the video

>since hunting for sport is retarded
>too many people, too little animals
So let them hunt the most dangerous game.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Simian videos are the best. Best thread on the board right now btw

haha
imagine a female dolphin approaching you like that
haha

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Simpsons S11 E5

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Chad wins once again.

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>every semi-intelligent animal is capable of finding human females attractive and wanting to touch their ass n diddies

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>lubes it up first with his tongue
Now that's real intelligence, crows and elephants to the back of the bus

Shut the fuck up stupid human.

>uses g**gle

For animals it is. All they care about is not dying and fucking to make more animals

that's fucking bullshit, an elephant can't use a computer.

elephants have one of the most sophisticated and complex herd structures in the animal kingdom and raise their children from birth. Those are both signs of intelligence and very beneficial for a species with such a low birth rate as elephants. Fuck off brainlet.

racist

fuck outta here saltwater boi
go smash some shellfish

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What you're describing is NOT intelligence; it's instinct. We are discussing intelligence here, retard.

>mfw I'm smarter than every animal in this thread.

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jesus christ look at this pussy trembling lmao

google elephants recognize human languages and you will get a wealth of sources on the matter

its just curious. glad he didnt shoot it

And just to prove the point that birds are as clever as monkees

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Prooooooh :D:D:D

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Hungery, not curious
He sniffin around for tasty beef jerkies or trail mix

>admits the sources will be weak

Black bears are unironically practically harmless unless you fuck with them pretty incessantly.

dumb burger being all cute

ULTIMATE BETRAYAL

I have seen the same trick done to dogs and cats as well. Doesn't mean shit.

The difference is fear

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Well yeah. But the shit crows do is pretty intelligent. Even though they can feed normally according to their instincts, they display some intelligent behavior that makes it easier to get food.

Raccoons smarter and politer than shitskins - CONFIRMED

it even does the whole "flatten ears and put head down submissively" like a dog would when its getting yelled at by an owner

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look how big he grew

his little pecker is out and he knows where the v is

someone has trained this dolphin

>the fucking shit i put up with living here man

>idiot needs to have his hand held
crowfags confirmed massive brainlets

no ones denying crows are intelligent just not as intelligent as animals

straight dabbin' on these fuck niggas

Only the american black bears.

I think we can all agree that birds are evil

cats*

Birds are just boring.

only crows, other birds are fucking retarded.