And what of good Solonius?

Illythia, clearly. However Lucy Lawless from 15 years earlier beats all

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n-nani??!?!?

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JUPITERS COCK

Good Solonius, forever bowing and scraping in the shit of his betters! Is it any wonder no woman would have you?

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mira was the best

Based and Quintus Lentulus Batiatuspilled

And what of good Cesar?
his rape was pointless and only put in the show to titillate gays and women

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Heard u talkin shit bro

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>overpowered manlet who looks like a twinky bottom

All? srly, anyone is perfect

A RAUCOUS DISPLAY OF COCK, AND CUNT

I offer to buy one of your slaves as you have from me and you produce cock to piss on me?

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>the virgin triumvir vs the chad rapetwink

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I like to pretend this was a prequel for Rome.

Your cock stands a roman!?!

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Shame on the house of Yea Forums for this barbarity

>never as the rape of white women by a Syrian gotten my cock so hard
Ashur was the only based guy

They look like they're doing an early 00's squad dance routine.

Based looking hotties on any tv show eva

Not posting slave cow tits

>One job

...

>tfw no cowtits slavefu

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fake tits

>Ashur was the only based guy
Words fall from mouth like shit from ass.

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>not adding based Lucy
fuck outta here nigger

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Is there a bigger jobber than Crixus?

That dude lost like every important fight.

Undefeated my ass.

Theokoles, good Solonius

Literally the second box you fucking retard

You blind? She's there

Gratitude, Anonymus! Your post honors me and this Ludus. A kindness I will gladly repay in (you)s.

On a scale of 1-10, how based was Marcus Crassus.

Also can any historyfags repill me on him. How come despite being so rich, he didn't join the ranks of Pompey, Caesar, and Mark Anthony as the based Roman historical figures.

>On a scale of 1-10, how based was Marcus Crassus.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGH SAVE US CRASSUS YOU SAID THEY'D RUN OUT OF ARROWS HALF AN HOUR AGO-

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>Also can any historyfags repill me on him. How come despite being so rich, he didn't join the ranks of Pompey, Caesar, and Mark Anthony as the based Roman historical figures.
At the time he and pompey where the two big dogs and caesar the relatively junior partner in their ruling triumvirate
then he dies in the parthian war, completely embarrasses rome and himself and is suitably excised from history as roman historians tended to when a general disgraced himself so entirely against an external army

Because he was a richfag who couldn't into generalship. Beating slaves is one thing, when faced with a rival power like Mithradates he got fucked hard and had molten gold poured down his throat.

for me it's melitta, the second bottom to the right

A wealthy but globally retarded general that died trying to make a name for himself.

Oh shit, i remember in Rome, Mark Anthony threatened Ciciro by telling the story that his friend Crassus died with gold poured down his throat. I didn't realize it was Marcus Crassus they were talking about.

The man who follows is forever at your back, something to consider Champion.

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When Mira showed up was the first time I jacked it to something that wasn't porn.

Spartacus/Illithya sex scene is the best sex scene in tv history.

Agree or very agree?

Yeah, agreed

Will I like Rome if I loved Spartacus?

It really doesn't have many similarities. You'll probably like Rome, but it isn't the pro wrestling analogue that Spartacus is.

This is /bestgirl/
wtf is wrong with you people

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It's about gladiators, get rid of your hate boner for wrestling.

spartacus threads are returning my will to live

>mention wrestling
>U HAET

I AM JULIUS ASS-FUCKED CAESAR
Shut the fuck up, I can tell you related to him and felt like you were raped by proxy. Based Tiberius needs to show yet another one severest lesson in who towers above him
Fucking loved Caesar's actor, he was brilliant and sold it like he really was having his shit pushed in. I wonder what he had in store for Tiberius if the qt slave didn't kill him first

they're nothing alike. spartacus is like a ridiculous over the top tongue in cheek action show, rome is more like badly done historical fiction. rome is very overrated, it's alright and worth watching, but it's really not that good.

She's the kind of crazy you shouldn't stick your dick in but Illythia still makes me hard.

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Rape

>Gannicus stopped fucking his cutie barbarian
Meh.

>You counsel to suck the cock that's been pissing on me for all these years?!

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Which do you rate higher?

Do you guys think Spartacus cared at all about his baby with Illythia?

You stand a sodomite.

i rate spartacus higher just because i enjoyed watching it more. s2 of rome is total shit

YOU COUNSEL TO SUCK THE COCK THAT PISSES ON ME

At the end of the day Romans valued one thing and only one thing - military prowess.
You could be an economic genius who built an empire on timely speculation, but without military achievements you were still considered a cuckold.
For Crassus to achieve the fame that would allow him to compete politically with an established heavyweight like Pomey he had to do something incredible. So he tried to do something that nobody did before and got absolutely blasted the fuck out.
People trash him for it, but the history of Roman-Persian conflict works in his defense.
The wars lasted for 700 fucking years with neither side ever really achieving much. Crassus was merely the first one to try and fuck up which makes him more memorable than most.
The impossible wars ultimately destroyed both sides and got them raped by muslim horde.

If you really want to rate Crassus he'd probably be a 10/10 businessman or politician in modern world but a very mediocre 6/10 roman.

Is Blood and Sand the only show with a perfect season finale?

It's the hardest question to answer, they're just too different in storytelling style. Rome is easily identifiable true-blue kino, but Spartacus is easily my favorite since its worth is hidden in porn and gore and profanity.

The competition between them was always retarded. You get historical autists championing Rome but the disparity in quality is not nearly as big as they convince themselves, they're just elitists with a hard-on for """"authenticity""""" like it even means shit in anything that isn't a documentary

>shouldn't
She came back around to GLABBA in the end even after he shamelessly dumped her for Sepia. She's the best kind of crazy

A fire would consume one's villa and Crassus would coincidentally show up with slaves and plenty of buckets of water, ready to help if the owner sells him the property dirt cheap.

Very interesting. Thank you

never understood the authentic people because there isn't much that is actually authentic about rome. the acting is pretty good and the sets are nice, that's about it. many of the stories in rome are just fucking awful.

No. War of the Damned had the perfect series finale

And what of good Gannicus?

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Eh.

>when did you stand forth for Ashur? When did any of you greet me short of mockery and scorn?
>sells his only friend to get buttfucked by rich roman and then tears his eye out in a duel match
What did he mean by this?

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He dual wielded a cross in the end.

1. Gannicus
2. Spartacus
3. Black guy whose name i cant spell
4. Egypt guy
5. Marcus Crassus
6. Crixus

these are the power rankings

Ashur is a fucking cunt. SHame he didn't get a proper end but had to get offed for girl power points.

Gannicus: I will not be a martyr
>gets crucified

is it poetry?

Nothing personal, Caesar.

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I AM JULIUS FUCKING CAESAR
*gets raped*

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and what of good Lugo

Surfer Caesar is such a retarded change but I fucking loved him.

This went from one go the best shows I've seen to fucking shit when it's revealed Agron is a fag.

Manlet tier

Fagron

It was funny seeing him in the Sopranos

le based one liner guy
your words fall from Reddit like have sex from r/GamerGhazi
I laughed at his rape because it was dumb and out of place but the plebs love sex and violence and think its deep.
Spartacus is a show about plebs for plebs

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>today we shall honor the dead WITH ROMAN BLOOD
yfw Spartacus actually forced Roman soldiers to fight to the death like gladiators in honor of Crixus

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Based Thracian.

For me it's Gnaeus

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Not so retarded if you read about Caesar's youth, he was pretty based even then.

I would normally be really bored by characters like Gannicus.
A perfect flawless pretty boy who could easily be a leader, but his aloof easygoing attitude makes him take it easy. He's a dreamy fap bait for women.
But somehow they sold him to me. I think the actor has actual charisma and is probably a genuine turbo chad in real life so the role is easy for him.

Spartacus should have gone with Crixus to Rome. They would have won.

These were some of the best and most civil threads on Yea Forums, I miss them so much bros..

Shut the fuck up.

his cock rages on

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Lucy's nipples are huge.

He was a disgusting fucking cunt, all s*rians should be raped on the spot, they're subhuman

i honestly can't think of any show with a better looking cast. i was in love with probably over half the female cast.

Same, except for the nigger replacing season's 1 mullata

Hubris: A fine quality, often possessed by cunts who perish from it.

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That fat tittied red-head slave that Batiatus fucks in the ass while taking a bath.

If not her, then Ilithyia.

He was pretty based. I always wanted him to survive and go back to his Celt village.
A series set after Spartacus about Gannicus traveling across roman Europe could have been very successful.

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Isn't that Jango Fett?

Season 2 Naevia is the one that’s mulatta (half black half white). Season 1 Naevia was Cape Coloured/Indian.

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No they wouldn’t have

I Choose Licinia. Niece to Marcus Crassus himself.

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Always had a crush on Xena, easy choice.
(also most nips are tiny af wtf)

sorry, forgot about her

Xena is the only impressive one

Words fall from mouth like shit does from arse.

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Kino

>DYLAN!
>You sonovabitch!

Ahhh Good Solonius poster

>Spartacus
>Black Sails
When/What is starz next blood and sex kino?

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I wouldn’t say huge but her areolas are much bigger than I envisioned them being.

3,6,7 9,11

Hell I could live a fucking a decade without doing much if I got to fuck them everyday

Her face is so damn pretty

A serie like that wouldnt work by the fact that Gannicus died with Spartacus in real life.

Why hasn't there been a show like this since this?

So what? Set it in an alternate universe.

Bros! Reading this thread I've been thinking. Is Spartacus literally the best tv show ever? Every season offered something new, it didn't overstay its welcome and offered a perfect mix of Roman kino, action and comedy.
What do you think bros? Is there a better show if you look at the facts objectively?

too problematic

Everywhere he goes he must also rape

It is, and based Batiatus is the best character, backed by one of the best acting performances.

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but you're truly gay

>You strike an impressive figure, battling that little wooden man. I long to see you in the arena, with the men. There you are, with your net, like a silly wet girl.
Gnaeus absolutely btfo

It is the greatest TV show ever. Series finale is insane and solidified it as a classic.

Even with the actor issues and horrid CGI it's miles ahead of anything else.

>3. Black guy whose name i cant spell
Ænimamaniaous