Explain to the folks on Yea Forums who Norm Macdonald is

No more dry meat

a real jerk

he knows where to get razors sent to your house everyday for only $1 a month
sharp enough to slit your wife's throat

My father was brutally murdered last week, and it's only now that I can look back and laugh

Remind the folks who Richard Clock is

thE MANNNNGRATE

Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.

explain to the folks on Yea Forums what dilation is

Nine eleven huh... what a tragedy.

Here comes Adam Eget licking Adolf Hitler's asshole, maybe HE'LL help!

Who the fuck is Albert Fish?

Don't laugh at 9/11. I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother. Yeah, he was in Canada.

youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

How are they gonna close THAT casket?

its a little frightening.

>AFRICAN AMERICANS
why are you laughing?

This guy's a real jerk!

Is your father still alive?

youtu.be/HXTdUAIYSk0

norm is so based

they have no rules here
of course they have no rules they send fucking razors to your house
>Norm: "DOLLARSHAVE.COM!"
*actual site is DollarShaveClub.com in your path*

This guy's so fuckin unsure about his sexuality, he's mad at me cause I jizzed all over his face

Ahhhhhh I'm upset that he took down norm MacDonald live off of YouTube.

Norm writes great and pure jokes.
>one day in the hopefully not-too-distant future, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un is going to hear a loud popping sound
>the sound of his head coming out of his ass!

A frog walks into a bank to get a loan...

My father was Mick Jagger and my mother was a frog. He fucked a frog.

This is him at his best, month-appropriate:

youtube.com/watch?v=iX_gUQeZcB8

...and he fired his kalashnikov with an arcing kind of...like a farmer would with hay...with a scythe. And sure enough the men fell like hay before him...and then the women...and by God, I'm ashamed to say it but then the children.

its even better because he calls it a balishnakov and says uncle terry had a couple of glocks which is a complete anachronism

What the fuck was his problem?

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fella seems retarded

he's a deeply closeted homosexual

Oh c'mon, don't make it sound like a fuckin' fat, plumpy, delicious cock!

classic
youtube.com/watch?v=P6-p6Cdk6-I

What a battle axe!

Kind of ironic coming from Norm

>I'M GONNA SAY IT!
>NI....
>*we'll be right back after this commercial break*
what did Norm mean by this?

Based on a True Story might be the funniest novel I've read. The more I read about this Norm fella, the more I care for him

I SAY IRON AND LARY KING IS UP MY ASSHOLE FOR FUCKING FOUR DAYS

he doesn't look a day over zero

also did you check out the audio book? he narrates it

>Your dad's alive?
>No.
>Fffuck

le reddit comedian

>A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”

>The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness.

>But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to.

>My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror.

>If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good.

>And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”

>And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”

a real meeting of the mind

You know, MacDonald, if you want to broaden your horizons, I recommend not laughing at people who have dementia.

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I read the book first, did get the audiobook but much later

It had me in tears of laughter on multiple occasions. I think I'll listen to the audiobook version soon.

I mean everyone enjoys gay porn, right?

The ascended brain way of calling someone a samefag

There used to be people called comedians. They were sort of like you, regular people, except they were good at making other people laugh. They would say just about anything to get you to laugh. Comedians. Yup. That’s what we used to call them, back when people were able to say things.

there's always a retard on every thread, it's amazing

in his novel he (by way of a doctor character) delivers a version of this joke that is about two whole pages long, and it's just perfect

HEAVY DUTY
GRILLING GRATE

Yea Forums newfag user set a new world record by using his keyboard to shitpost on a thread and he officially now holds a place in the Guinness Book of fuckin retards

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Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air.
I've got a hot cock and a welding helmet!

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The absolute balls on this man.
youtu.be/c9EsIFBs26o

Trump should get Norm to do the next correspondent dinner instead letting the trendy unfunny cunts they usually put on.

youtube.com/watch?v=d5kpXhq5nHM

why does every video of him on youtube gets deleted?

Bill Clinton is a murderer

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Netflix, NBC, etc

people would expect him to roast trump, but instead he'd go for everyone else's jugular

youtube.com/watch?v=olkgPzlh5A8

>a lot of power here...a lot of jews
lol

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

really great interview, thanks for sharing

>the most powerful man in the room, alan greenspan

I love every bit he does with Dennis Miller. He plays the perfect straight man for Norm.

agreed

IT'S CALLED VENTRILOQUISM

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youtube.com/watch?v=EgyZReQo86c
SAY IT HONKEY!

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Did Wild Bill stop being the most hardcore Western outlaw and killer of men of all time just because at the end of his life all he wanted to do was play poker?

>p-please Wild Bill, go on another circus tour and show all them city folk how a real wild west hero shoots up them playin' cards
•The virgin theater

>warrant out on me in Cheyenne
•The based nightclub

more kino roast onee-chan.

he's a big fella

I'm stealing these from reddit

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kek

I forgot Gregarr...o

Nah but he's a good guy

From the looks of this thread, yeah. Literally only knows jokes from his YouTube shit

You dirty dog!

I say six million, he says six hundred, you probably say a number somewhere in between

Reddit’s favorite comedian.

reddit.com/r/NormMacdonald/

you would know

>why is there an ad for everything except how to rape a baby

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Literally everything and everyone of note has a subreddit you obsessed seething cock.

you would know

5 PEOPLE DELETE THEIR POSTS SO I CAN DELET MINE TOO

I like the joke of his was when he talks about being there on 9/11, walking through blood and bone on the streets of new york looking for his brother

Never posted there, never had an account, most people you talk to here probably haven't either. Literally have sex you pathetic freak.

Reddit comedian.

wow u r new pls leave now summerbitch

I'm sorry. But glad he was at least out of town.

Where do you get your post ideas from?
youtube.com/watch?v=VFBccb67yYU&list=PLBdOgr2l4uJuCVmSiY1hxzPyD2ckR3Qwx&index=4

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That gook who runs "I'm Not Norm" will never make a compilation of Norm's best jokes that no one noticed were jokes, like when he said that you have to be 10 years old to perform oral sex on Tom Green's show after 2 Jagermeisters.

norm macdonald live was unironically peak norm
his late night spots were decent, his standup is fine, his SNL skits were hit and miss and he can't act worth a shit.
his netflix show is fine but they've obviously leashed him quite a bit

If that Harry Caray impersonating hack is better than the original voice actor, Chris Farley, then I'm a Chinaman.

Agreed and it's absolute bullshit that you can't watch it anymore.

>leashed
>what's on YouTube is peak
>his SNL was skits, not standup right at the camera, written all week in an Anton LeVay Satan cult death room with Downey and Frank
>late night spots decent
People told you what to say but they didn't talk or think too good

Hold the fort!

its app

>think he’s meme’ing
>go to reddit
>login to account
>type in norm macdonald
>it’s real
Fucking reddit comedian I knew it

>skit
>/skit/
>noun
>a short comedy sketch or piece of humorous writing, especially a parody.

>Weekend Update is a Saturday Night Live sketch and fictional news program that comments on and parodies current events.
deal with it fag.

Damn that was great

a once sharp comedy mind ruined by Xanax

youtu.be/EcvSPR2n6gk

>MAGA 4 lyfe!!!!
Is Norm slowing down mentally? He kept staring off to the side and slow replies.

Does he have any recent standup specials or anything? Someone point me to some longform Norm content please, I don't need links just the name of something that isn't short youtube videos.

he was sweating like a whore in church

He only has 2 standup specials which are both on netflix I think.
And 1 comedy album called ridiculous.

not recent, but one of my favourites
youtube.com/watch?v=hsjQkSrx-QQ&list=PLuTxoOjYBpfmbRqkmD-MUkO2UkTTV8j83
mostly jokes about death, disease, murder, rape... you know, fun stuff

Idk I just watch clips off that YouTube channel

>he's got a standup special and a series on netflix, but netflix's retarded algorithm never showed them to me through hours and weeks of searching because my mother likes to use it to watch marvel movies and things with jason statham in them

At least I have some comedy now.

His comedy album, Ridiculous, is amazing. The Fantastic 4 sketch is great but the Tex Hooper bit may be my favourite piece of comedy ever made.

>most people you talk to here probably haven't either
XD

I used to go on reddit. Can I ever be forgiven?

The phone call in which Norm's sings a long his dummy doll Rusty is fucking amazing, Miller can't take it

youtube.com/watch?v=4XfnvqhZ_PQ

its two words you never hear put together in texas