What's wrong with Amazon movies? Why won't people go to see them? Racism?

Stop trying to appease liberals.

>invest 400 millions into lotr
I'm pretty sure they put in a billion

>skill and not skin color or sexual orientation
you know thats not true in the least

Have
sex
You too
Probably too late for you

must suck

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I have 3 days left on my 30 day free trial. What should I watch?

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Imagine being a liberal faggot AND broke
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>Amazon Studios' film division hasn't yet caught a break despite the course correction envisioned by Jennifer Salke.
Veteran exec Bob Berney is leaving his post as chief of marketing and distribution, whileLate Night's dismal box office performance so far means that all 10 movies released in theaters via Amazon's self-distribution arm have floundered since late 2017.

>The disappointment of Late Night, which has earned less than $11 million to date, is significant in that it was the first movie blessed by Salke, a seasoned TV executive with little film experience who arrived to run Amazon Studios in early 2018. The comedy is written by Mindy Kaling, who stars opposite Emma Thompson, and Salke had been hands-on for its acquisition in Sundance, where Amazon beat out rival distributors for U.S. rights in a record-setting $13 million deal.

>Hollywood has a long tradition of first blaming marketing whenever a movie doesn't work. But sources say Berney was actually sidelined months ago when Salke elevated production executives Ted Hope and Julie Rapaport to co-film chiefs alongside Matt Newman, who comes from the Amazon side of the aisle. The triumvirate replaced motion pictures chief Jason Ropell, who exited shortly after Salke came aboard.

>It was Salke, assisted by her trio of top executives, who doled out $47 million on five films at the 2019 Sundance Film Festival, the most one company has spent at the fabled Park City gathering. That included a deal to pony up $14 million for worldwide rights to the upcoming films Brittany Runs a Marathon and the documentary One Child Nation, both of which will open in August without Berney's oversight. The Late Night deal called for a (risky) commitment to release it nationwide.

>Hereditary
>Suspiria
At least they're killing it in the horror department

>Hereditary
>good

No

Their original movies and shows suck.

Amazon almost never gives the films wide releases

Wrong

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You're right, it was great

They should just waste it in Grand Tour and make the muppets run a SpaceX Dragon against a Soyuz or something retarded.

>Racism?
Also sexism and homophobia.

your mom is fully booked this month, text me when she's got a slot.

*snap*

>A late-night talk show host's world is turned upside down when she hires her first and only female staff writer. Originally intended to smooth over diversity concerns,
Gee can't imagine why that didn't take off

No market for this genre of film. Were they expecting it to make Endgame sales? Wtf

So Mindy Kaling wrote a power fantasy? Lmao

Bosch is great. 5 seasons and plenty of source material.

hereditary was distributed by A24 not amazon

Unsolved Mysteries

There are very attractive Indian women, Mindy is not one of them. Indians cast much better looking women in the own films.

I bet you popped a boner while reading that. You /pol/ fags treat data on race differences like pornography.

That's all she ever writes post-Office. It's embarrassing.

>Mindy Khaling gets millions of dollars to act out her power fantasies

Remember The Mindy Khaling Project? How it was a sitcom about a obgyn clinic where all the staff were hunky dudes and she was the main character?

They cancel everything thats decent and keep churning out shit.

Make Frens!

Lol, made me think of that netflix headline about BMWF

Sorry reality is so triggering.

the fucking movie in OP's pic had anti white racism in the trailer. A good friend of mine who is a bleeding heart SJW went to see it alone when I refused to go wtih, and she didn't even enjoy it.

The shit tier cultures need to fuck off and make their own films.

Race: UNKNOWN

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Sure bodes well for their LOTR series they spent billions on.

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I watched Lost City of Z. It sucked.

Almost all of their nose and ears flap out. Tf

Watch the incel do gymnastics whenever someone points out that men do 90% of violent crimes, DESPITE being ONLY 50% of the population

I thought you guys love "THE SCIENCE!" though...

No promotion! What amazon movies? series? Nobody fucking knows! Nobody even knows they make something, anything at all like that
How in the age of billion marketing budgets does one, multibillion dollar company at that, get to put exactly zero towards that, and expect to get anywhere with it, is beyond me

Imagine being so mentally ill that you think this is an argument.

They got fucked over by investing in Woody Allen movies right when #metoo happened so had to cancel them all.

Amazon makes movies?

And no, it's not the case of things not being popular because it's not good enough. Popular is very much made, by plugging it out there, everywhere.
Popularity based on sheer goodness of something is never commercially successful.

What gymnastics? People should watch out for men in dark streets. And there is no issue with over 95% of the prison population being men.

Why are they so violent bros? Can they ever be even civilized?

I love this fucking show.

Wait, Amazon makes films?

I can't even name a single Amazon movie desu

Not even. I have precisely zero problem embracing that men are culturally, mentally, and genetically predisposed to greater levels of aggression and violence. Why can't you accept that the same is true to an even greater degree with blacks?

Amazon has made a few decent movies

Patterson
Manchester by the Sea
The Handmaiden
The Neon Demon

Seems their most recent stuff is mostly shit though.

Sure, but that's mostly socioeconomic reasons, the system churns out a shitload of homeless or desperately poor men compared to women.

>Wait, Amazon makes films?
Not really, they buy distribution rights for films. For the 'Late Night' flop they paid $13 million in US distribution rights, and paid $35 million in advertising and promotion, so far it has made $11 million at the domestic box office, of which Amazon get ~50% (the rest going to the theatres).

So this is a massive loss, same as Suspiria which they also bought the US distribution rights for.

Amazon Studios is basically a financial black hole.

>Watch the incel do gymnastics whenever someone points out that men do 90% of violent crimes, DESPITE being ONLY 50% of the population

Men are in general more aggressive than women, something like 60% vs 40%, however when we look at the most aggressive people in the population who do violent crimes, they are practically all men. A very disproportionate amount of those men are black.

>stop quoting empiric evidence you fucking incels
Seethe more tranny

They took on The Expanse though.

>struggle to find winning strategy
what kind of idiots are working there if they think hiring mindy kaling for anything is a winning strategy?

would it be better for everyone if studios weren't retarded and just let netflix show everything and split the money with them instead of trying to make their own service?

>You /pol/ fags treat data on race differences like pornography.
You mean we post data with the same frequency that you post interracial porn?

Guaranteed it's going to be shit.

>Give litterally every retard a chance to make a movie
>Half of those retards can't make a good movie, the other half are so politically/socially toxic that no on wants to see their movies
>All the movies flop despite Amazon shilling the media to get positive press

What said. These tech, focused companies don't know how humans think and can't make movies

/thread.
Make intellectual movies that are forward thinking and looking. It will resonant among the mature/sophisticated crowd and the plebs will want to be a part of that and rise to the occasion. Produce liberal garbage for idiots and you'll piss of the intellectuals and eventually even bore the plebs

Then why is Netflix working?

Storytelling is the Jews' native art and their deep-seated supremacism guarantees an embrace of generally remunerative controversy. Check out Electric Boogaloo: The Cannon Pictures Story.

I'd rather just watch it on prime, netflix rarely releases their original stuff in theatres so why does amazon?

Old shit.

Please publicly detract yourself so you won't Jinx it.

>incel
Imagine losing a rigged election.

/these

the tick

i remember she had a show, but knew nothing about it cause i'm not a fag

Netflix has operated at a loss for the last ten years. They're propped up entirely by Soros' nazi gold.

you saved fake shit that someone edited
dumbass

I don't know, user.
Do many people watch The Office?

Shes a good writer.

Women usually don’t get charged with violent crimes against men,
Unless those crimes are blatantly obvious,
And caught on camera,
Or the claims of men are supported by multiple witnesses.
Women are also more likely to use passive aggressive techniques, such as poisoning, which is much less likely to get caught or recognized.

you think the old hollywood old timers are gonna sit back and watch amazon and other stream shit take over? it's gonna be hard for any of them to gain traction at the box office

Now compare crime statistics by gender :)

You sound like you don’t live in a black city.

No it's the opposite really. Amazon's and Netflix's stuff is basically them going to Hollywood and throwing money at the Jews to produce it all. That's just asking to be sabotaged. Remember that shit with Spielberg not wanting VOD movies to be ineligible for Oscars? The kikes like their system and don't want these tech upstarts to disrupt it.

Turns out america doesnt want to see quirky minority and quirky white feminists are sad and coming of age the movie movies

It isn't, they're going to sink once they lose the office

>saves amazon

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>Netflix working
Ha. I got a bridge to sell ya

Listen up you tech faggots, its me, the neet who doesnt talk to people, doesnt have money, barely graduated high school and has never had a job.

Okay, you want the real skinny. Disney has trained a whole generation of morons to only go out and watch movies if its capeshit.

This means, you have to make high budget spectacle movies. Like musicals, horror, super hero garbage, or john wick ultra violence

Okay, got that?!

So ill be moving into the amazon studio CEO office next monday then

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Just stop nigging it up.

WTF I love Amazon now

Excited for nigger Gandalf?

Amazon has better stuff than Netflix imo also they actually have good original content

By that logic, claiming blacks are responsible for most of the crime isn't an argument.

LOCK ALL MEN UP

Farscape
Buffy
Angel
Supernatual
Bosch
Man in The HIgh Castle

And here's the mental gymnastics at play shifting the goalpost from men to black men.

The Neon Demon was really good and Too Old To Die Young was fantastic.
A24 are pretty successful and I feel amazon has the right content to be much more successful but they market the wrong shit
>t;dr; they're trying to be netflix but they should be trying to be a24

>men are predisposed to violence
>um, but lock mostly black men up okay?

Aaaay.

I follow one of the random amazon execs on insta. Her feed's pretty fucking boring desu

nigga thats what the other poster did

Yes like what exactly the show with bily bob thornton ? that bad remake with john krasinsky upcoming sjw watchmen or maybe the billions they spend on lotr and gona rewrite all of the lore and character to fit their agenda.amazon is literal trash tier.

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>it's another tech company failing at diversification

When men do it as a whole, it's based.
When black men do it more than white men, it's bad. It's straightforward

>pushes an agenda
>entertainment company fails to produce entertaining media

well now who woulda thunk lip service doesn't translate into money?

Word. It's probably their best series.

Because it was one service containing all shows, so it was more convenient than pirating.
Now that every one and their mother wants their own streaming platform, people will go back to pirating.

Haven't seen that but it looks shite desu like Sneaky Pete shit also I'm sick of seeing that Hospital drama ad on every fucking video
>WE BREAK THE SYSTEM, Medical care for all blah blah look at me dr.robin hood
>it's produce by a magacrop know for it's brutal wage slavery and lack of health insurance for its workers
The irony was a not lost on me though

>People aren't gonna pay to see bisexual black trannies shitting on cis males for 2 hours
BUTBUTBUT the focus group said it would make millions!

>Mindy is not one of them.
She was expressly cast in "40 year old virgin" as the punch line of Paul Rudd's obsession with her (his ex-GF). You find out she's not pretty nor interesting, thats the joke. hahahaahah

>intellectuals
Pls Stop

But blacks are responsible for most of the crime.

the only thing i know her from and it literally ensured that I would want to watch nothing with her in it. The character is insufferable and she seems to channel kelly for everything

brainlet detected.
> stop
no