The perfect woman

The perfect woman.

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Why didn't k just make her a bimbo giga slut with giant brappers?

>perfect woman
Doesn't work that way little guy. You'll find out when you start....er....IF you ever start to live with one.

You just have no dick control.

That's not Emilia Clarke!

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But that’s not my wife Sophia Lillis

can't this halfwit model get in a plane crash so we can get her out of my fucking kino

OP said woman, not little boy.

>gif
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Flavor of the month

builda gf

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based
ana has been waifu tier for more than a decade now

Most cuban women don't look like this, i don't get it. I've been to cuba several times and all the women look like the stereotypical cuban maid pornstars.

She is Cuban-Spanish. The keyword here being Spanish.

>dishwasher who cant even wash dishes becauses it's a fucking hologram
Lel fucking incel. I'd rather have a woman who challenges me intellectually and is actually able to suck my dick.

I had to hold in my tears when I first saw these scenes, not even kidding.
FUCK I'M SO LONELY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>average looking spic is the perfect woman

>sexual fetishes box smaller than hobbies box
Not a chance

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GET UR DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND :(((
JOI GF IS FOR LOVE! LOVE!

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>woman who challenges me intellectually
get a load of this brainlet

She looks like riley reid

who is riley reid?

This, whats the fun of a glorified fleshlight. Fuck bros, you cant even touch her. What's the point.

>woman who challenges me intellectually

What the fuck does that even mean?

she can touch our hearts :(
maybe like the woman that used to help him read the hard words and settle him down from his autism outbursts

You must be pretty dumb if your challenged intellectually by women.

Not him, but you never had a gf who could hold a conversation? Most of the girls Ive dated all had uni degrees. All of them were fun to talk to.

terrible taste

he wasn't 12 years old

Are there a lot of meaty black fuckhogs in Cuba

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literally kill yourself if unironic

Is she the one that throws her panties on some guy's face?

who dis pweese tell me kthanksbye

Brappers? There can only be one brapper per person.

Some whore who looks nothing like Ana

Wrong pic

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bitch needs her ass eaten

Living with a women almost always ruins a relationship. The more a woman sees you, the less she is attracted to you.

grim

This is Riley Reid

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God, she's such a disgusting slut

>Living with a women almost always ruins a relationship.
Nope. False pretense and lies are what ruin a relationship, and those are harder to hide when you live and shit together under the same roof.

And that's a good thing

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you posted the wrong pic OP

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imagine burying your face in her brapper

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Based

>The perfect woman.
>isn't real
you have a point

Wanna try that again?

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Me in the back

She doesn't even look like that anymore.

haha. epic.

here

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He had a boob job or is it a photoshop?

and then she got old

>some bimbo

Can't top Brie sorry

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>Married a wigger
Ultra hard pass

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She asks him crossword questions.

That title belongs to Ki

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she is, isn't she

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she can still beat like 99% of girls

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I love Riley. She seems like such a fun person to hang around with and fuck. Not marriage material obviously.

Ngl, his photos are top tier, but goddamn does the illusion break once you see the stuff in motion.

good, more for me

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>duplicate file detected
Holy shit

>bangs
Fuck off

gibe robodove pls

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>That hank hill-eske "brapper"
bruh

>he doesnt know

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>breathes heavily through nose in your path

>The perfect woman is infertile

>he's still living in 2019
lmfao

women can not be perfect
as they are inferior beings

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i watched GOT like10 years ago when she showed her "prime" pancake brapper in all it's glory
bruh.

shes got a fat ass and some thunderthighs this is undeniable

his feet are bigger than shaq's lmao

kys Jyrone

The perfect belly.

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Because OP said perfect, not a club slut.

I wish I didnt see his interviews. Cant fap now.

fucking hilarious
but also disgusting because I know you weren't joking

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>Sneaky crossdresses ONCE as a joke and now its all he fucking does
fags, not even once

more like FLABper

why? is it the voice?
kinda turns me on thinking about him getting it from behind and his voice cracking a bit with each pump

based riley

the most beautiful woman I've ever seen on this website was some italian woman interviewing somebody, somebody post the webm please

was it the person being interviewed or the interviewer that was beautiful?

pic not related

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oh my darling

it was a beautiful young italian woman interviewing an older man?

You have garbage taste m8

seconding here. Italian women though yes can have gross faces sometimes, their hot women are fucking amazing. Maybe better than any other countries'.

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I would pick the most beautiful woman in the world of course.

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>overweight
>perfect
amerimutts have no shame

true

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none of the redheads at my school were hot its not fair

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That's not a man

She's got a wide ass, not a fatass

milkers dennings

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Fridge

That's not Moner

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moar edits

Her parents were both from Spain you retard. Cuban is as much of an ethnicity as American is.

Bryce is best

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BASED

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You kys for having such shit taste dumb nigger

wish i had more

the only other one i saved

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I can't believe there isn't a Moner edit of Joi yet

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based litty user

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found a few more

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delet this

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Someone post the JOI template please

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prefer her as redhead desu

pics please

fags

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>with giant brappers
>brappers
>s

Summer fags.

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PLEASE I BEG YOU PLEASE

fatty

dubs of truth
the third girl was like wtf

Flat and wide, terrible combination

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GOD BLESS YOU FRIEND

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post test levels please

I see mass but not shape
I give you a 4

voice and the fact that he still looks too much like a dude when in cosplay

cant seem to find it with google but something like this.

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obese equals busty now?

>Summer fags.
Summerfag

lol so you admit she is chubby and plain looking?

i admit you're a fag

no

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t. summerfag

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Me in the black

dude in red mirin

lmao mad your waifu sucks

This is your last warning pal.

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Get a load of this fool

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why?

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Her name is Bruce Salad Howard

he is a kike, not a cumskin.

perfection

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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

i didnt make it so if you want to change it be my guest

>The perfect woman.
t. teen or twen thinking with his dick
the thinking man prefers pic related

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lrn2beattentive&entertaining, m80

pretty much a summerfag's response desu

lmao at you faggots who haven't ascended

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so many tits (good)
rest is a fridge

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...

Based weeb

bless you user

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that’s a drawing, not a woman

>admitting homosexuality

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Imagine not realizing the truth.

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dumb weeb

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:3

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I like Minka Kelly; Maria Meneous, user insist with his c-class butt

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Oh I get it, you're not man enough to handle a real woman.

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She’s incredibly stupid. I heard her talk once at some event and it turned me off from ever watching her shit again. Nothings more of a turn off than an incredibly dumb person.

posting more evidence of her pancake ass isn't really helping your case, user

if she's a fridge then i'm groceries

She's no Dani Daniels, but at least she does anal.

I'm like 80% sure he's going to come out as trance few years after his pro career is over. It's possible he's just a transvestite, but i don't buy it, for a regular dude his does this shit way too often and it's all sexual and public, not just cross-plays for fun. He's rich as fuck too, probably makes couple of million a year from streaming +C9, he doesn't need another 30-50k he makes from Patreon that much.

What did she say? For me it's her preppy personality. Perfect slutty schoolgirl.

how did you get this picture of my gf?

W I D E
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>LollisLover420
based

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she let me take it after i fucked her user sorry to tell you but you are dating a whore

The perfect woman

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Yikes. That's possibly a dude. An effeminate dude of course but still in that genital area.

Para mi es Ella.

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Then you must hate yourself.