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COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS THREAD
>going through the /got/ folder looking at old pics
>find this
jesus christ bros, I want to go back
Fucking hell, sup /old/gotfag.
I BEND THE KNEE
Unironically what was stopping Bran in the show and what’s stopping him in the books from using birds to peck the eyes out of his enemies(Cersei and the Boltons)? The ability to skinchange into birds seems pretty overpowered, you can literally spy on everyone and attack them subtly whenever you want
Will Jaqen atleast play a role in TWOW/ADOS or never ever?
Thank you based D&D
Why didn't she get nude? Maisie got nude so no excuse. She might be the only major female to keep her clothes on.
bruh he couldve had them pick up shards of dragonglass and divebomb the night king or carry little bottles of wildfire and divebomb torches in the red keep. ravens are OP
>replace the mountain 5 times
>replace beric
>replace dick on
>replace marcella
>replace daario fucking naharis with a completely different dude
>make a big deal about aryas list
i guess they kind of forgotten this character exists, and yes, i know the actor had cancer
Forgot my picture
DRUMS!
I wish the Faith Militant were actually more "Militant"
Im talking the plate armour they have presented in that FFG Tabletop card game thing
Isn't there an effective range on warging or something? Idk feels like there should be.
Why the Fuck did Arya even want to kill him?
All he was, was the headsman, he did literally nothing wrong
>Maisie got nude so no excuse
dope
based
post some old images m8, the newfags love it when they see OC they've never seen before
he killed ned ed with his own sword.
first for the one true king
>Why the Fuck did Arya even want to kill him?
Because Arya is supposed to be a hate-filled mentally ill little girl in the books, while in the show they just made her an anime character.
Yet another instance of D&D getting a character wrong, thus causing said characters motivations and actions to make no sense.
S8 was bad but it wasn't long enough that you could have forgotten her stripping off.
I will remember you Mathos.
I don't think the first thing that crosses through a child's mind when they've just seen their dad beheaded is an objective assessment of the culpability of the executioner.
>0 daughters
What a chad
/got/
Who was the first Jericho dondarrian?
Characters who didn't have nude scenes but should have, and characters who did, but shouldn't have. Who are they?
Atleast the Baratheons, Lannisters, Tullys, Tarly and Arryn continue to exist and live forth.
I'm happy
I still wish those rumors on /got/ were true that when Tyrion got to Mereen there was going to be a montage of Tyrion drinking and partying while the song “Happy” by Feral Williams played. Would have been kino.
*Beric
he appears in the first season in the scene were ned send him to hunt the mountain
>Characters who didn't have nude scenes but should have
Frogfu.
>and characters who did, but shouldn't have
Ramsay.
>Who was the first Jericho dondarrian?.
>Jericho dondarrian
>who did but shouldn't have
yup, agreed
>Feral Williams
nigga
>The Speech Stannis gives to Shireen saying how he never gave up on his daughter
>then you know what happens to her
BROS ITS NOT FAIR
>Feral Williams
?
Only reference we get is from Varamyr. He says that turning into birds was the worst and that men are not meant to fly. I’d imagine that him and Bran can’t stay too long in bird form and they might lose consciousness if they do
should have had Sophie instead
>this post has only just let me connect the dots
>Ned Sends him to kill The Mountain
>gets "killed" instead
>thus the story of Beric and Thoros
I'll do you one better.
i.4cdn.org
The other cute Snake.
Wtf!
Who was this guy
Was Varamyr a sociopath? Or bad childhood?
What?
Plesse explain i dont follow
>speedwatchers
He's Beric Dondarion before they recasted him.
guarantee no one saw that coming
>That webm
Thought i was watching a The Terror clip for a sec.
I read somewhere years ago that there's a positive correlation between the father's dick size and his son:daughter ratio, Davos must be hung.
i`m still mad that littlefinger had a more painfull death than missandei when cersei is supposed to be the villain
That guy is Beric Dondarrion. Ned Stark sent him with 200 men to bring Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) to justice for raiding and raping the Roverlands on Lord Tywin's orders after Tyrion was captured on Catelyn's orders.
Remember this scene? It's where Beric talks about his first death to the Mountain.
A naked man holds few secrets, a flayed man none
>the Roverlands
fuck me and my mistake, the Riverlands
i miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
THE ROOSE
First time I saw this I thought those scars were fat rolls
Should have gotten her fat tits out.
Come to think of it though, Bloodraven warged THE BOOOOAAARR all the way from his tree cave. That's pretty fucking long distance.
rude
Yeah fair
First time i watched it i didnt know who was who
Too many names and locations and people to remember
I ubderstood more 2nd time around but still didnt realise the mountain was that guy in season 2 until someone on here saw!
>not pictured: Bran probably warging into trees, not doing a damn thing
well he got that part right
Sociopath trying smile because he was unable to smile genuiely
I don’t remember this scene fully, did they add his kino speech about barely remembering his past or was it cut out for some bullshit reason?
She did get nude on the show and her tits are not that big.
He was my friend!
''He was no one.''
Not to sound racist but he looks like a Feral so it makes sense.
No one wants to see that shit.
Roose isn't even human
>haha lol hes black so he looks feral hhalol i amm so funny guys haha lmfao
Why are you lying?
MORE HAMMER, GENDRY YOU BASTARD'S COCK
I fucking hate Varamyr
Not Arya, the Waif. She has a cracking pair.
I'm not a tranny lover, sorry bud.
Why is he so perfect, bros?
Remember the Weeper?
PLEASE FATHER!
>Barristan Selmy dies to some knife wielding fucks
>but hes outnumbered 10/1 and takes out almost all of them
Pretty based moment if you ask me
The character switch and burning to death with the Lord O'Bones was...pretty disturbing and scary in some way.
milky!
Both asoiaf and HxH are deconstruction and reconstruction with the genre, tropes and cliches.
>Arya does sideboob topless managing to somehow not show any nipple
>This girl does the same and shows both her tits
Based
Was he right?
>complains about Tolkien bringing back gandalf, who died making a heroic sacrifice
>brings back jon who died because of his own incompetence
I'll get the Baudelaire fortune from you yet, Violet!
the front view too. hers are actually perfect
and in daylight
That kind of makes sense though seeing as a heroic sacrifice is basically as good of a send-off as you can get.
Stonking great tits
Bran, who gave you permission to turn into a woman?
not a based post
girl with one of the nicest tits that was on a show that was infamous for it's nudity never showed off her goods on it. sad.
>gives away a priceless family heirloom to some bastard kid for no reason
>has superior tits to you in your path
for me, it's the Yunkai'i whore.
literally would be top 3 on the show with Snek/Melly if she'd actually gotten them out
>Tarly
Jon Flowers won't be a Tarly
Book Jon will smash his boipussy after Ygritte and Dany dying in his arms turn him away from women
I think it’s clear from the books that he’s okay with resurrection so long as it has consequences.
>Beric loses his memories
>Catelyn becomes a vengeful monster
>Jon will mostly likely suffer the same
Ties into that idea about to gain something you must give something up seen throughout the series. Dany’s Family has to die for her dragons to be born. Bran loses his legs but gains greensight
His raven told him the future and he knew he could cuck his traitor son even more by giving his sword to the man that ends up fucking his waifu
Too big.
>Lady Stoneheart
I think what fucked up Beric the most was that he got brought back way too many times
As for Cat she already went crazy when Roose stabbed Robb
For me, it's Unnamed Lord #2.
Why didn't D&D hire people who cared to run the show after they lost interest?
>vengeful monster
well vengeance is a perfectly reasonable path in that situation
Jon saved his life
>everyone saying Jon should marry her throughout season 8
>this is never brought up near Dany and she never gives her input on marriage with Jon
Name our band.
In the 11 episodes that Jon and Dany interacted, the word "marriage" was not mentioned in either of their presences a single fucking time. Jon abdicates and marries Dany. The end. Season 8 came up with so many bullshit reasons why the simple solution wouldn't work.
Honestly fuck bran causing hodor to be hodor
why was that Lyanna so much better looking than the adult one we saw more of?
I don’t understand why Varys is seemingly against it even before they find out who Jon is
Realistically Varys should have been trying to broker a marriage alliance with Jon even before Dany made it to Westeros. Jon controls not only the North but the Vale as well, not to mention the River Lords still have some Stark sympathies
So what, plenty of other men have saved his life or given their lives to the watch, he could and should sell the sword and use the money to help the watch, but no Jon needs his magic sword
Could have just bought him a Molestown whore
Has anyone got that video of Euron Greyjoy absolutely shitting on the Sand Snakes, while the DOOM theme plays?
I know it had "Invaded by Dark spirit Euron Greyjoy!" In it
Jon won’t have sex with prostitutes because he doesn’t want to get anyone pregnant with his bastard
Poor casting.
fag
>Don’t worry Jon you can fuck me all you want, I can’t get pregnant with your bastard
>oops looks like you woke baby dragons out of my stone womb Mr AA now you have to marry me :^)
>playing as Renly in the ck2 mod
>smash the Golden Company, capture Young Griff
>keep him alive, but regularly visit him in the dungeons
It's good to be the king
If only Theon had been king of the iron islands at one point they could be named Killed by Kings
>they say I look just like my Aunt Lyanna
>sure you do Arya
>I will never father a bastid *stabs*
Imagine if Bobby B was gay and he captured Rhaegar and destroyed his boypussy every night for kidnapping Lyanna
How much did Bobby bully Ned at first?
for me, it's the unlucky whore
>When I said that I meant after she was dead.
holy shit thank you for reminding me about this show, gonna go watch all the seasons now
NO LOVE IS THE DEATH OF DUTY
REEEEEE
>Imagine if Bobby B was gay
>Imagine
>implying he didn't bumfuck Ned every night at the Eyrie
Do you think Jon had some underlying hatred of Robb? I can’t see him leaving winterfell to join the watch solely because of mistreatment by Catelyn. He would still get to spine time with all his brothers, I imagine he was more jealous than he let on
based post, he does look feral
a little jealous definitely but nothing insidious
If Bobby were gay then Ned would have been his Lyanna and Lyanna would have just been an excuse to be near him
how many kings is that now, jaime?
He calls him his "brother, rival and best friend" in the books and in the show he outright says that he was jealous of Robb but could never hate him
But who is Lord Jaime married to?
If its not Brienne its a 0/10 playthrough
he's kingsguard
>Watching Season 5
>It jumps to a Brienne and Pod scene
Show Jon is probably too stupid to realize that Daenerys would legitimize all her children.
Make him not kingsguard then
>HxH
Lol what?
Stop hodoring
Sorry Robert, I've fond a REAL man
>Briennefag
Is Ned GOAT?
We should've gotten brienne affc stuff in the show, we had to sit through dorne instead
I only noticed after like the fifteenth watch that he intentionally places his arm close to her so she can see.
Flaying is cool
t. Roose Bolton
Fuck off, Tywin
JAIME, YOU WILL TAKE OFF THAT WHITE CLOAK, AND MARRY BRIENNE OF TARTH TO SECURE AN ALLIANCE WITH THE STORMLANDS, AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT
>entire realm united in support of Robert's son and rightful heir
>only Martells still back the Targshitters
How do I handle them after the war? Rains of Castamere?
Can someone post the "No I will not sit down" copypasta?
The only scientifically proven correlation of son/daughter offspring is what time of month the woman is ovulating as that determines where the offspring is an X or Y chromosome.
Well that's what Roose is.
>D&D fucking whitewashed all the Lannisters except jaime
congratulations tywin you literally win the Game of Thrones in this universe on the sole factor of Joffrey not being fucking retarded
What the fuck dude? The advertisers are not gonna be happy about this!
>You command that? You, who killed your brother to come into power? You are an ill-made, spiteful little whore full of envy, lust and Ramsay's semen. My relation to your mother allows you to pass through my lands and claim my allegiance since I cannot prove that you are not hers. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about through those proud Riverlands that were my father's and his father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn this great council into another contrived plot device. Go, now. And speak no more of your rights to tell me to sit down. Go. Oh, one more thing. The next piece of leather I catch you putting on a breastplate, I'll burn.
Thank you
>Do you think he would allow you to take the black if you were not his own blood, and Joanna’s? Tywin seems a hard man to you, I know, but he is no harder than he’s had to be. Our own father was gentle and amiable, but so weak his bannermen mocked him in their cups. Some saw fit to defy him openly. Other lords borrowed our gold and never troubled to repay it. At court they japed of toothless lions. Even his mistress stole from him. A woman scarcely one step above a whore, and she helped herself to my mother’s jewels! It fell to Tywin to restore House Lannister to its proper place just as it fell to him to rule this realm, when he was no more than twenty. He bore that heavy burden for twenty years, and all it earned him was a mad king’s envy. Instead of the honor he deserved, he was made to suffer slights beyond count, yet he gave the Seven Kingdoms peace, plenty, and justice. He is a just man. You would be wise to trust him.
Why did they not include this absolutely kino passage? I felt bad for Tywin here, poor guy just wanted to make a name for his family
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cunt? I'll have you know I have won the most tourneys out of everyone in the riverlands, and I've been involved in numerous battles with the Lannisters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in siege warfare and I'm the top knight in the entire Tully army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on that throne? Think again, halfwit. As we speak I am calling my bannermen from across the riverlands and your castle is being marched on right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Riverrun armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
>You're fucking dead, Stark.
What the fuck did you just say about me you fucken cunt? I was a fuckin Legend in Gin Alley... a fookin legend. You know how much they paid me to kill a man in kings landing? seven silvers. they told me a mans name and
that man never saw daylight, none of them cocksuckers got away from me and I made over 2100 confirmed silvers. I'm the fastest dirk on the wall. You are nothing to me but another cunt.
is GRRM dense? No pun intended.
Gandalf's sacrifice has consequences for the Fellowship.
Legalize Lannincest marriage
Only a big gay fag could be unhappy about seeing large milkers.
It's getting to the point where I have to skip a beat to remember who originally said this line
Looks like Pilou is doing porn now
Uncle, (your life is in great danger. Your nephew Brandon no longer exists, the being sitting next to me is not my brother but the Three-Eyed Raven, a mystical entity whose intent is to rule the Seven Kingdoms. He believes himself chosen by destiny and has manipulated events so as to effect his rise to power, events he himself foresaw. Every tragedy we have suffered, the strife that has torn these lands apart for years, he allowed to happen and even encouraged, all so that he might become king. No one can stand in his way and live, he sees all, knows all, and as he stands on the precipice of his interminable tyranny, not even the bonds of kinship will protect you if he sees you as an obstacle. So, uncle, for the sake of the blood we share and the child that awaits you at home,) please sit.
>She looks so unattainable i'm going to pretend i dun ever like her waah
dude.
Why no frontal?
>You're nothing without your little sister
>Not even the BIG bitch can save you
>here this should help you remember
youtube.com
They didn't have her topless in GOT because you can't show any fake tits in a medieval show
>"When the hammer shall fall upon the dragon, a new king shall arise, and none shall stand before him."
It is a 100% factual LORE that no one could defeat prime bobby B.
it was about time
DANE?
How would his son Joffrey stand up to dragons?
She has a terrible body though
tell that to Melisandre, Tyene or numerous whore extras
>be actor
>cant even bring yourself to do 10 pushups a day
pathetic
i got you, friend
youtu.be
better than Maisie's
but he already looks perfect. no need for any pushups
>this shit body looks better than vomit, so I wanna see it
Are you gay?
If he were his actual son he would have named him Ned Baratheon instead of letting his wife's son's mother pick all the names and raise them as Lannisters
leave sweet p alone, his belly is like a luxurious pillow
>tfw I made this five years ago
I don't agree.
>Kinvara: to save danerys we will require a sacrifice
>Jon: Go on, do your duty and I will do mine
>tfw ywn rest your head on his belly while he strokes your hair and asks how your day went
>power to make life
>Jon never knocks Dany up
What did they mean by this?
should i give her more shit?
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Dimly lit sideboob, who did it better?
I want to kiss Stannis!
Maisie's body is good though
>I would need to go mad for her if I wanted her love, but she might give me children.
>I might someday hold a son of my own blood in my arms. A son was something Jon Snow had never dared dream of, since he decided to live his life on the Wall.
>I could name him Robb. Dany would want to keep her dragons, but we could foster them at Winterfell
>He wanted it, Jon knew then. He wanted it as much as he had ever wanted anything. I have always wanted it, he thought, guiltily. May the gods forgive me
Behead her and marry Bran instead
I don't think that Dany would agree to name her child after someone named after the usurper
>bob is so weak he let his wife name his kids
didn't D&D say they would never have her or Sophie film nudes on the show?
You're a fucking retard
>A crown should not sit easy on the head. One of her royal forebears had said that, once. Some Aegon, but which one? Five Aegons had ruled the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.
>There would have been a sixth, but the Usurper’s dogs had murdered her brother’s son when he was still a babe at the breast. If he had lived, I might have married him
Although i don't think Jon is going to be named Aegon
Your pic is literally what should've happened. Dany doesn't burn everything down, calls for a great council, they elect someone who's not Bran, she makes a veiled threat to check up on the kingdoms and come back if things aren't going well (that way Lords are still kept in checked). Leaves with Jon to go beyond the Wall, have kids, build a keep for themselves and even a small town for the Wildlings as their first real settlement besides the book Thenns
Well there she is naked so...
How are these characters ranked as military commanders?
>Robb Stark
>Randyll Tarly
>Brynden Tully
>Stannis Baratheon
>Tywin Lannister
>Victarion Greyjoy
>Edmure Tully
>Promise me Ned
>close up of baby Targaryen
>cut to pic related with triumphant Stark theme
Could it have worked?
>ravens are OP
It's even worse. In the books, the ravens can talk using a very basic vocabulary. A warg could conceivably talk through his fucking bird.
would make zero sense
Robb>Edmure>Victarion>Brynden>Randyll>Stannis>Tywin
fine fine have LF be younger and change the origin story slightly
Guess they changed their minds
1. Tywin
2. Robb
3. Randyll
4. Brynden
5. Victarion
6. Stannis
7. Edmure
Nah, but this could've.
>Brynden over Randyll for no reason
>Victarion over Stannis even though Stannis fucking famously defeated him
>Edmure that high even though he only fought one battle
weak bait
Sophie should’ve had at least two nude scenes. Really big let down desu.
If you think GRRM is good at characterisation you haven't read enough books, because your senses of dialogue and behaviour are way off.
He's good at creating character concepts but not very good at handling personality.
I hear this shitty defence of him all the time, usually from people mad about the show's handling of character suddenly deciding this was GRRM's strength.
Arya and Sansa should have been nude
Is this the male attractiveness ranking in asoiaf?
>Rhaegar
>Jaime
>prime Robert
>Renly
>Loras
>Stannis
>young griff
>Euron
>Brandon
>Joffery
>Theon
>Jon
>Waymar
>Robb
>Arya
are you thick?
He deserved to win
*ahem*
Lord Edmure dont be so rude to me, I already told Sansa "Ramsays Whore" BOLTON that shes The Slag in the North, and that even coming from me, shes an ugly bitch, imagine that Irony
shut the absolute fuck up and go back to /pol/ where you belong you incel tolkienfag hick
IMAGINE
I liked the others better when they were shirtless hobos.
>Stannis
Winterhell
Summer
What was the reaction here when this happened live?
Together? Yes.
lots and lots of fapping
I wonder why Lord Selwyn Tarth only wanted/had one child
He at least seems like a good dad, granted that he wanted his daughter to find a suitable lord by inviting them all over, and letting her go and train to fight even though its not a thing suited for a highborn girl
40 hours of discussion
Littlefinger is close to Ned’s age
Brienne had a few siblings but they all died when she was young
he was widowed
George is a retard and can't into feudal family trees. The only dynasty that is realistically filled out is House Targaryen. House Stark, a fucking 8000 year old house, has like 5 members. There are 2 living male Tullies, 1 living male Baratheon, 1 Arryn, a handful of Greyjoys. It's ridiculous. Almost every great house is on the verge of extinction
All his other children died young.
is that projared
Were the Faith Militant Based?
No, as R'hllor is the only deity who might actually exist
they were a stupid filler plotline
to her? really?
Reddit everywhere
Up to the moment where every single member apparently crammed into the Sept of Balor and got nuked.
Feral Wyllams kind of sounds like a Westerosi name.
>Who is that hedge knight? He fights like a direwolf!
>Oh him? He's from Bolton lands. They call him Feral Wyllams. Story around camp is he used to be a bard before he traded in his lute for steel. They say he even has Summer Islander blood in him.
>unexpectedly attack form the south
kek
Littlefinger is just shy of 30 in the first book. So no, he’s pretty young. I’d assume he’s in his early-mid thirties by the last book.
I still can't get over the fact that they had Tyrion not even mentioned in the Maester's book of Ice and Fire just for cheap laughs
Tyrion's capture literally started the war
I can't work out if the writers ignored this for cheap laughs or just completely forgot because they are retards
Sorry but Maisie's are perkier, therefore better
is that nip?
Must be pretty fucking hard for her
>be the sole heir to a great stormlands house and island
>no mother, she died
>no siblings, they all died
>be as ugly as shit through no fault of your own
>father invites lots of young highborn lads over to find you a bf to eventually marry
>all of them Jeer at you for being ugly
>the only one that didnt is a fucking fag
>and half of your fathers knights want to rape you to win a bet
The writers had 2 years and half assed the script in a few days
>he was the hand of the king twice
>he killed Tywin fucking Lannister
dear fucking god
based
>literally saved KL in the battle of blackwater
how would a maester even know all the events that happened in the time period, and have written a history book that fast?
For me, it's Missandei of Naath
>accused and widely believed to have murdered the king
For me, it's Mord of the Vale.
>briennefag
she cute
bros... I miss him...
>The only dynasty that is realistically filled out is House Targaryen
It's actually quite weird, despite the trappings of a fantasy family, as in the dragons, incest, purple eyes, silver hair, House Targaryen is the most realistic house of any of the ones in Westeros. They've had good kings, bad kings, civil wars, succession crises, bad people who were good kings, good people who were bad kings, pretender kings, etc. It's like George focused everything real and historical into this one family and shits on them for not being as perfect as the rest especially the Starks. Like the Dance is just The Anarchy of English History, the current circumstances are based on War of the roses with Dany as Henry, fAegon is Warbeck or one of the other imposters. All the other houses rule for thousands of years with few problems and everyone loves them for no explained reason
For me, it's only legimatite king of Westeros, savior of the north and shield of Strom End- Stannis Baratheon
lolnofag
Very cute!
There was no room for Littlefinger or squabbling about politics. The White Walkers were the real threat...
For me, it's Anguy of the Brotherhood without Banners.
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>Anguy
>a guy
Real clever, George
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Rhaegal, who doesn't die to complete bullshit, and Drogon could fly back to Valyria, like the latter (maybe) did at the end of the show.
Very well then Stannis
Was this actually real?
Shut the fuck up, cum dump
Every time I'm faced with a decision, I close my eyes and see the same picture. Whenever I consider a question, I ask myself 'Will this action make this picture a reality', pull it out of my mind and into the world...and I only act if the answer is yes. A picture of me on the Iron Throne, and you by my side.
Why couldn't they just put even the tiniest inkling of effort into the later seasons the last few episodes could have been the best of the show if they just pulled their fucking finger out of their asses and showed some talent.
>10/10 music
>10/10 visuals
>3/10 writing at best
fucking why?
Are you stupid? Yes.
>be Targaryen
>be one of the shittiest and least important houses in Old Valyria
>survive the doom that kills 100% of your competition by sheer dumb luck
>decide against rebuilding the freehold, and instead conquering shitty backwards tribes of nobodies
>call yourself a 'Conqueror' despite only winning with your biological WMD's that you were born with and nobody else can use
>STILL can't even conquer all of the kingdoms
>fucking sandpeople take a dragon down and stay independent until you're forced to literally beg them to join you
>have a monopoly on biological WMD's, but still get complacent and let them all die out so your only advantage is gone
>constantly pump out lunatic incest babies until one goes too far and starts slaughtering people for no reason
>immediately lose the throne to GigaChad Bobby B because you can't win a war on a level playing field
>do nothing and live in exile for years until the sheer might of your pathetic existence makes Lady Luck herself descend from the heavens and hand you three more biological WMD's
>fucking lose them again
>10/10 music
Even if we get a re-adaptation of the books somewhere down the line, we'll never get based Djawadi's score again.
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I bet he's gonna be the saruman at the end of this story
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>somehow bridges an alliance between himself and the Others
Yes or no
Based!
Nah I meant he'll be the Sharkey in the shire at the end and get exposed
It's literally directly from the episode
I agree, George is a terrible writer and a hypocrite with his war is bad unless it's the good guys
Anyone have any based plans for the next thread? It would be neat to see a Robb or Greywind thread maybe. Yunkai whore edition would be rad as fuck.
Calling sansa a whore edition
someone stop me before i make another pilou edition
NEW
Dany, one true queen edition
We all knew it was happening a few hours before because of leaks.
What we got was good.
And the reaction to that?
The best last minute leak was when we found out Shireen was going to burn and Stannis was going to be involved. Complete shit show but the rage lead to some hilarious shit.
Agreed
Holy based.
I don't see a King, I see Azor Ahai.
Pretty sure that's the only reason I like season 8 episode 3 so much, I know the writing is dog shit but the build up/music just makes it good.
>the build up/music just makes it good.
This has to be bait, especially after all the White Walkers fucking die at the end of that episode.
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