>Well Decoy, I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.
Well Decoy, I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach...
Juan Phillips
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William Williams
>One last ride, Tex?
>One more, I reckon so...
David Wood
*GONG*
Ryder Thomas
>gf....
Parker Taylor
>Ain't got no "gf"...
Jeremiah Phillips
You know what? I don't even want this cookie anymore!
Oliver Ross
>Reminder he wasn't going to do anything, surrounding him with quotes from his chatlog and his toothbrush pic shouldn't sway your opinion.
Eli Rodriguez
Adrian White
how do you not think hansen is evil after he literally tortures highschoolers in public
Ryder Bailey
>Will you tell me how he died Chris?
No decoy, il tell you how he lived...
Lincoln Walker
CAUSE THERE'S SOMETHIN IN A SUNDAY THAT MAKES THE CUNNY FEEL ALONE
Liam Green
>b-but its entrapment!!!
Cameron Bell
Liam Nguyen
>I'll get you for this Hansen, ya dirty rat bastard!
Lucas Nelson
Any links to this episode?
Noah Turner
>That yeller beller sonuvabitch Hansen took mah boy
>Now, I'm here to settle accounts
Aaron Sanchez
>Dropping out of school, my friend
Was gonna keep you free and clean
Now you wear your chins up high
Your chodes as hard as kerosene
You were your mama's only boy
But not her favorite one, it seems
She began to cry when you said goodbye
And sank into your jeans.
Vincent was a predator, boys
His chat was fast as polished steel
Wore his fupa outside his pants
For all the honest world to feel
But Vincent met his match, you know
In the sting house down in Mexico
Nobody heard his dying words
That's the way it goes
>And all the federales say
They could have had him any day
They only let him hang around
Out of kindness, I suppose
Ryder Robinson
Happy to oblige partner, I'm sure old Vincent would want his tale told.
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Aiden Bennett
Based
Adam Lopez
>"He was bigger than you can imagine, and he couldn't get enough to eat. He was hungry all the time. He ate all the food in the dining room and then he ate all the plates and the glasses and the light off the candles; he ate all the air in your lungs and the thoughts right out of your mind. You'd go to him, wanting to be with him, wanting to be like him, and you'd always come away missing something." Hansen looked at the decoy with anger and of course she was looking peculiarly at him. He said, "So now you know why I shot him.”
Dylan Fisher
Haha based pic
Jace Cruz
He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and perverted justice; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion for cunny, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted entrapping Vincent, that he missed the man as much as anybody and wished his sex offender status hadn't been necessary.
Aaron Howard
Fucking based
Julian Sanders
>you reckoned wrong this time Hensen, I ain't that same Vincent you entrapped all them years ago, I'm BIG BUTT Ambrosio!!
Benjamin Smith
I like to think he made it Texas eventually brothers.
Connor Powell
WHEN YOU ARE IN FAIRFIELD, LOOK BEHIND YOU
CAUSE THAT'S. WHERE CHRIS HANSEN'S. GONNA BE.
Jordan Allen
>drive.google.com
jesus christ
how is he gonna get back on track bros?
Logan White
I'M TELLIN' YA DUTCH... THAT HANSEN FELLER IS NO GOOD
Leo Murphy
CRINGE
Alexander Martinez
Howdy
Adrian Moore
is that from the quick and the dead?
Aiden Wilson
I wish I could afford a system and this game
William Lopez
>the many miles we walked
>the many things we learned
Jonathan Watson
why?
Caleb Johnson
Christopher Hill
Haha yessum
Kevin Wright
>Hanson was the mastermind all along
>"Didn't think I'd leave you hangin' partner?"
K I N O
Jackson Jones
All the spergs who cry "entrapment" are pedophiles themselves, prove me wrong
Owen Johnson
Just watch a movie and save 500 bucks.
Juan Kelly
There would be no eulogies for Chris,
no photographs of minors would be sold in sundries stores,
no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cunnage,
no biographies would be written about him,
no sexually attractive children named after him,
noone would ever pay 25 cents to stand in the rooms he entrapped people in.
The shotgun would ignite, and the decoy would scream,
but Chris Hansen would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling,
the light going out of his eyes before he could ask that O'Kelly take a seat right there
Tyler Flores
working for money is more effective than wishing for it
Nathaniel Cooper
howdy
Austin Bell
I'M A COWBOY
I'M A DIDDLER IN BLACK
PUT YOUR CUNNY IN THE AIR
LET ME SEE WHERE YOU'RE AT
Adam Diaz
>ya know, Hansen... I reckon in another town, another life, you an' me could've ridden together. The greatest duo in the West. But enough ponderin'. Ready your irons, Hansen.
Liam Sanchez
Damn.
Logan Bailey
Kino
Brandon Gray
Truth is, the cunny was rigged from the start
Aiden Watson
howdy pardner
Matthew Richardson
Kino as fuck
Tyler Hernandez
hold on, links to other online exclusives? never seen these
Jaxson James
>Show yerself, Coward Hansen! Or I'll blast the pretty little face off Decoy the Kid!
Levi Martin
COWBOY CHANGE YOUR WAYS TODAY OR WITH US YOU WILL RISE
TRYNA CHASE THE DEVIL'S CUNNY ACROSS THESE ENDLESS SKIES
William Young
>Well well well Hansen, it's about time someone told you to take a seat over there.
Adam Bennett
All bets are off.
Ayden King
>WE KNOW IT WAS YOU, VINCENT. WE FOUND YOUR COWBOY HAT AT HER HOUSE
Hudson Rivera
Why I do declare, Hansen, the situation's looking 'bout as sticky as a bumblebee caught in molasses, but I ain't got nothing to do with none of this here shindig, I was gonna do right by her, I ain't never thought to defile the lady, lookin' like the fine pile 'a peaches that she is, and now why don't you tell me an appropriate avenue so as to extricate myself from this big ol' mess?
Ayden Roberts
>I'll be damned, Deputy Chris Hanson. Not too often I'm played for a fool, and you and your pretty little friend there sure have played me.
It's Deputy Marshal now.
>I figured I'd put you in the ground outside of Virginia City and I come to find instead of a grave you've received a promotion. That's quite a feat. Not many men can brag about having stared down the barrel of my Dragoon and lived to tell about it. In fact, I reckon you might be the first. Now I suppose you're here to take me in and see me hang for what I've done, the vile acts of it anyway. Ain't that right?
>That's right. There's a warrant out for you and I'm here to bring you back to Carson City and see you stand trial. Course no one is gonna be shedding any tears if I end up bringing back a corpse, should it come to that.
>Oh I figure it'll come to that. I came here with a purpose Hanson, to take a prize that has thus far eluded me. The kind of thing you can't steal out of any stagecoach or train, and I intend to see that purpose done regardless of how much blood and lead it costs me. You're a godly man Hanson so I suspect you do not gamble. I damn near killed you once. Are you willing to try your luck for a second time and be cast in the role of the fool taken for all he has? If you intend to, then make your peace with the Lord and flash that steel on your belt so I can cut you down for good. Because I promise you Hanson with God as my witness, when there's cunny on line the I won't miss twice.