ITT stupid jokes movies keep perpetuating for some reason. I'll start

Not a joke, but nothing is stupider than when two people are racing, one pulls even to the lead racer, then they go the same speed. That’s not how speed works you fucking kikes reeeeeee

some people even cook in the fucking sink

It seems like a good idea but then this

isn't that dangerous? what if you slip and put your hand in it or a kid messes around in it? it would be like having an exposed blender or something in the kitchen

youre telling me small bits of food have never found their way down your drain?

no one uses bidets though, even if they have them, only really really old people may use them cause they are afraid they will fall in the bathtub

>wouldn't the food bacteria live in the pipes and spread into the sink
Water useage only goes down the drain, flushing 99.9% of bacteria with it. Espeically if you're even infrequently using hot water or soap.

>so when yo wash the dishes its basically garbage water
What? When you wash dishes by hand you spray them with fresh water from the faucet, not pulling water up through the drain.
Also who the fuck doesn't own a Dishwasher?

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Gets a little tiresome at times when movies try perpetuating the idea that schlubs could get a hot girl. It's like it's a fantasy for both men and women since women want to fantasize that women don't care about looks that much while guys want to fantasize they can get with a girl out of their league.

they arent actually blades, its a blunt instrument. that said it would still fuck you up

yes but not in these numbers

>they dont have antibacterial dish soap
lol europe sucks desu senpai

Wouldn't it be faster and cleaner to just dump the food into the trash?

And wouldn't throwing shit down while it's on mean it's going to throw it out and splash it all over? You know, like trying to blend something without the lid on. You could get a boney piece lodged into your eye.

I meant up the drain sure some food normaly gets down now and again but it not like you are throwing half items of food away

I don't own a dishwasher no one ever wants to empty it

everyone has their own plates cups and cutlery and they wash their own, stops people just picking up a clean one and leaving the dirty one in the sink

What's the point of dishwashers? You still have to 'pre wash' the dishes, fucking useless

Still, there is probably old food and bacteria in your drain. There is arguably less in a garbage disposal because while the volume is more it grinds everything into nothing and literally sucks it through your pipes which are then washed by you dish soap draining. your sink ever get clogged? its smelly old food and gunk stuck in there. mine did all the time growing up before one of these handy bastards. not anymore, clean as a whistle.

>ur sink ever get clogged?
no, what the fuck are you putting down it?

>be american
>get your fingers sliced in the sink
>get shot
>go to the hospital
>have to sell your house to pay the bills
>"but at least we don't live in gunless socialism"

How is having a big bin full of smelly trash sitting around in your kitchen cleaner than pouring it down the drain? Think about what you just said logically. I know you're fucking retarded, but think about it logically. You just suggested that it's cleaner to shit in a bucket and leave it sitting around your bathroom than it is to flush your shit down the toilet.

The blender area has flaps covering it.

>it's really hot outside but when people go inside the air is suddenly cool because people in the movie's universe can't handle heat so every house has air conditioning devices installed and people probably constantly catch a cold in their own house

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It's actually a good thing. The organic slush is an ideal feeding ground for bacteria in the biological water treatment phase. Too bad many people are too lenient with antibacterial detergents which kills the bacteria.

If you are putting food down it everyday even bleach is not going to kill it all, you must have to have some up keep like flushing boiling water and bleach down it

no wonder americans shit themselves so much

Don't google "fatberg"

>You still have to 'pre wash' the dishes

At most that's just spraying it once with the sprayer-faucet to physically remove excess waste on its surface, and at that that's only if you were eating a big stack of sauce-covered ribs.

Plates that were just used for chips or a sandwich or cups that have just been used to drink out of never need to be "prewashed". They go straight in the washer, where they get sprayed at a million PSI with water that's at a million degrees, i.e. cleaned in a way that will always beat human hands.

you never get movies about hot guys with fat girls since men dont even try to hide they're shallow lmao

bud, literally every single time you wash the dishes, food flows down your drain. It's the same thing.

just like a pusy

that won't kill a culture build up

>they arent actually blades

Mine is definitely a set of blades and I believe most garbage-disposals are the same.

do you not scrape it into the bin you lazy fuck?

what the fuck am I supposed to do with my bacon grease?
I'm pouring it down my drains with a little drain-o every week

>he can’t afford air conditioning
Thank God I don’t have to suffer like this.

Based!

>I meant up the drain sure some food normaly gets down now and again but it not like you are throwing half items of food away

This is correct.
That's why Garbage-Disposals aren't just meant to replace a trash can and have everything dumped in them.
They're basically a safety-device that keeps what little bits of food that end up going down the drain from building up and clogging your pipes.

Wait, Americans don't have their own organic garden which they feed using compost from their food wastes?
Where do you get your veggies from then?

I was watching that Jennifer Lawrence movie where she makes mops
She's cleaning up the broken glass near the start with a regular mop and cuts her hand on some glass while wringing out the mop with her hands, this is what inspired her to make her new mop
Do Americans really not have mop buckets to strain the mop out without touching it?
Imagine mopping up some filth and then wringing out the mop with your own hands
fucking hell

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Cook some eggs in it, let them absorb it and eat them

put it in a jar and cook with it like you would use any other grease or oil, you foolish man

put it in the trash faggot

you are supposed to sweep glass not mop it

keep it in a container that you can put in the fridge and feed it to birds

i mean they arent really blades, there is no sharp edge

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>I don't own a dishwasher no one ever wants to empty it

Farmers market.
Called capitalism, maybe you euros wouldn't be so poor, and honestly obsessed with us, if you weren't such fucking commies.

bits of rice, bits of herbs, little bits of food debris, etc. its not like you wipe them clean with a towel into the bin and then put them in the sink and rinse/wash them. there is always debris on your dishes and it goes down your drain

>And wouldn't throwing shit down while it's on mean it's going to throw it out and splash it all over?

You typically run the disposal AFTER running the sink.
And even then drains typically have rubber flaps over them.

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birds love that shit get some wild bird feed and mix it in

there was liquid in the glass, she was mopping up the liquid and there was broken glass in the liquid she mopped up

I save mine in cute little containers. Bacon grease adds a lot of flavor.

>everyone has their own plates cups and cutlery and they wash their own
what is this, communist russia?

>its not like you wipe them clean with a towel into the bin

you might be retarded then because normal people either use a paper towel or have a 2nd sponge and wipe into the bin before it goes in the sink

Has nobody in Europe ever worked in a commercial kitchen? I guarantee you they have these.

My house can't have one of these because it uses septic instead of being connected to a sewer line.

Why the fuck would you not use a bidet if you had the option to do so?

>normal people either use a paper towel or have a 2nd sponge and wipe into the bin before it goes in the sink
This is autism.

lmao you drink fart water

no thats capitalism

sharing plates its communism, I bet you share a toothbrush also commie

normal people scrape their food scraps into the bin with their utensils you freak

>Americans don't wash their dishes by hand
No wonder you're all so fat. Some manual labour and effort really gives you some perspective on the true cost of things and living.

>Also who the fuck doesn't own a Dishwasher?
I have one. Also I have sex with her.

This design is definitely different than mine and I'm pretty sure different from most peoples'. Garbage disposals typically always have blades. They're not always razor-sharp but they're typically at least sharp enough to make sure any food-waste gets sliced up.

>washing dishes is a huge ordeal in britain

Septic goes out the water comes in from a dif source.

No they don't, they have big bins of organic waste in a separate room

people who were taught wrong

Drink it as a beverage.

literally just google garbage disposal blades and the vast majority look like that. some, like mine, look more like pic related

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>clearing the board with the knife edge instead of the back

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>Europe
>Comercial kitchens
working

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What are you talking about retard

They break food up, they don't slice it. They would need constant sharpening and would be ineffective for tougher items like apple cores

>wouldn't throwing shit down while it's on mean it's going to throw it out and splash it all over? You know, like trying to blend something without the lid on. You could get a boney piece lodged into your eye.

Most drains, especially ones with disposals in them, have protective rubber flaps over them that are permeable to water going downward but block any kind of sprays going upward.

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>gives you some perspective on the true cost of things
yeah, like the cost of a garbage disposal which your cucked british ass cant afford lmao

That's the opposite of Communism.

It's more like isolationist AnCap.

You can have these on septic tanks
The house I grew up in did

did you not have a childhood

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Hmm maybe there's some for septic I dunno. Most of them though are not for septic systems.

no birds in my country

Americans put small blenders in their sink, the rest of the world uses a bin

wtf yeah I had a normal childhood which didnt include making giant balls of bacon fat mixed with seeds for random birds

>needing a separate bin and even a separate room for a specific kind of garbage

Or 90%-99% of it can just get flushed away with the gray/waste water.

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I had one, people stack it

It stays stacked as people pick a single clean plate so plates still build up for a full load

so everyone is responsible for their own plate

>it uses septic instead of being connected to a sewer line.

Are you a fucking wilderness pioneer from the 1800's or something?

I'm not a fan of city's or city-life by any stretch but even the rural boonies have been hooked-up to the larger sewer-systems by this point.

You mean your shitty third world shithole country doesnt have disposals in your sinks?

>not composting
be a good commie and provide free fertilizer for your comrades

It all boils down to jealousy. Eurofaggots are mad that they have to spent a huge portion of their day wiping food waste into the trash, taking extra trash out, doing all this extra washing. I dumb all my shit down the drain and have much more time for shitposting.

most likely you on a sega genesis while your single mom went out and sucked off random men

>Americans not only find a practical, technology-based forward-thinking solution, but can afford to implement it

Meanwhile you guys are just adding to your dumps.

no, my dad took me fishing like a fucking real man would instead of making faggy birdfeeder shit and fucking me in the ass after

Nice.

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british people love piling up garbage, london is like 50% non-british lmao

>even the rural boonies have been hooked-up to the larger sewer-systems by this point.
not. not him but the rural boomers living near me would rather pay to have it drained than risk a tax increase to install sewers or deal with the inconvenience of construction on the roads

>tougher items like apple cores

I'm pro-Garbage Disposal ITT but fuck me, throw apple-cores in the trash. No need to be THAT lazy.

More like Americans make some complicated bullshit system to replace a simple traditional task and try to push it hard so their Jewish overlords can make more money

>If this faggot kid doesn't shut up i'll drown him
>why did that stupid whore have him
>she wont touch my stump if I don't bond with the faggot

no talkie son, you'll scare the fish

>wow just like in my movies this is normal!

I always see guys with girls that are way out of their league, never seen the reverse.

Why? The disposal breaks them up quickly and easily. No smelly trash, no flies, etc plus I can wash my sticky hands at the same time.

Won't that make for some fat birds?

Not that birds don't burn a lot of calories but it seems like letting them eat literal wads of bacon grease would throw their natural diet off.

cope harder wimpy birdfaggot

>Oh no, me bloody pipes is clogged again. Best call the plumbers to come down here and fix her up.
>Yes, Goldstein plumbing? I need 'elp. Only 800 shekels? What a great deal.

it's fine, cats need to eat too

you can spread it thin on trees to attract wildlife

You smell like shit. I can smell you though this post.

name me 10 fish in your lake without looking it up

>complicated
Literally flip a switch and it flushes away. They probably said the same thing about toilets. Or do you still use a fucking chamber pot?

Why

These scripts are written by coping losers that never got over their high school problems. They are dangerous to the general population because many people buy into it, and the whole "nice guy" thing derives from these power fantasies written by the aforementioned losers

>anime character goes home
>they take off their shoes

Do the Japanese actually do this?

>Glad I'm smart enough to fall for that new-fangled Jewish technology of "cars" and "motorized transport". Shame I can't say the same for the rest of these suckers. Good job making Mr. Goldburg richer for the sake of "convenience", Amerimutts!!!

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ideally you give it to them before the winter

so life doesn't feel sterile

my lake doesnt have 10 types of fish its quite a small lake we have walleye, bass, lake trout, and northern pike

Animals are interesting to look at.

Imagine being so far up your own ass that you think basic electronic/motorized kitchen appliances are a big top-down conspiracy by Jews.

horses are like cars you can have sex with

There was the Amy Schumer movie Train Wreck, I'm not sure they realize how crappy Amy looked though.

sounds like you only went fishing a few times

>always thought houses in tv shows were made of cardboard and plywood because the sets were cheap
>mfw Americans actually live like that

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How else are you going to catch Bigfoot?

every summer at the cottage bud

>he doesn't fuck his car

Lel, this. Would be hilarious to see neighborhood birds become huge chonkers that can barely fly, like something out of a cartoon.

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Ever wondered why only America and Isreal adopted those garbage disposal things?

Gay

>going cottaging with your dad

I was hanging out with my gf in the summer

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Stop pretending incel

go kiss your dad lol

Obviously you have a very odd sense of what is "rural" and not.
Our family's cabin and the surrounding neighbors still use outhouses and have to pull water from a well. We get electric up there but thats it, but there are people further up the mountain that dont even have that and just recently started to use solar panels hooked up to an array of car batteries to get power. I'm guessing you're idea of rural is housing in woods just a few miles out of town.
US pacific northwest BTW

because your countrymen are stubborn retards?

when I got older my gfs would come along to our cottage. its a pretty swell place, only one of two on the lake, the rest is crown land. didnt have a gf until high school i.e. of my childhood though like ages 6 through 13 so I think youre probably just projecting because your dad is the one who left and your whore mom tried to make up for it by making weird birdfeeder shit with you

Americans are literally pajeet tier

lol wasnt even me nerd

can't believe you over compensated this much over not making a bird feeder

LOL

you sure are a man who totally doesn't do the gay and does manly things to not even know what a bird feeder even was!

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cope

>going fishing and camping with another man
So damn gay lmao
Fucking white people

Its a simple kids activity

>arrrggg bird feeder!!!!!
>I was doing manly stuff at 6!!!

seethe harder

I'm sure it is, we had birdfeeders growing up too. I just never made weird little bacon grease balls for them. user tried to make it sound normal. normal is going fishing with your dad is all i said and he had a complete meltdown because it brought back memories of abuse, neglect, and desertion lol

Why do Americans have steam coming out of the sewers?

I've worked in plenty of kitchens here in Bongistan and I've never encountered one. Grease traps yes, but not disposal units.

samefag

no it was normal to make them in the 90s, they were always popular activities to do from wildlife books

Don't think about it, goy

>he made arts and crafts from wildlife books because his deadbeat dad never once took him fishing
sorry user I know it hurts

its a type of gas that turns people gay

Do... do people in Europe not have garbage disposals? I honestly did not know that. First they have to do their laundry in the kitchen and now they don't even have garbage disposals?

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like to vape.

This thread is on auto sage for some reason

because its about garbage disposals

I do this because I am lazy and dont feel like cleaning it but then I feel like dying. Bacon is overrated.

>they do their laundry in the kitchen
why?

Europeans still use sewers from the 16th century. Its really just giant catacombs that used to contain their dead.

Wait, for real? I thought they had a bag or something underneath, btw the whole idea seems pretty dangerous for the little convinience It offers

no, its just as safe as thowing it in the trash

Because that is where the hot water is or something. It is really stupid. Imagine not having a laundry room.

>not doing laundry while cooking dinner
Why are Amerisharts so fucking backwards?

Why do you think their society is in jeopardy because of dried up cunts and queers? They are all autistic retards thanks to Chernobyl

wait they dont have hot water anywhere else in the house?

Speak for yourself, pleb, tp alone doesn't clean enough, and wet wipes are bad for the pipes and a waste of money when you can just wipe the main deal with tp and then use the bidet

Great thread, I thoroughly enjoyed it!

How is it lazy? Its the same task. Throwing an apple away.

>He thinks dish soap will be enough to stop dark matter jews from climbing up the drain
You will not survive the winter

Hot water that comes to the bathroom has too many minerals for laundry

Fishing is boring and lame. Enjoy getting excited over a new reel .

cope
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>come on Yea Forums
>enter shitposting thread
>reminded that my dad never hanged out with me, never taught me how to fish, never taught me how to talk to girls, never gave me my first beer, and never even taught me how to smoke like how every normal dad should
FUCK YOU GUYS I WANTED TO LAUGH AT FUNNY AMERIMUTT MEMES
NOT THIS

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The food gets ground up and flushed down the waste pipe with water.
The waste pipe also recieved waste from toilets that enter thru a separate pipe.
Both these waste go thru the sewer system, untill they reach a waste treatment facilty.
The waste treatment facility sorts the waste, removing larger waste, leaving behind the organic waste from shit, food, etc.
this waste gets composted and then becomes highly fertile soil.
The water gets sterilized and filtered to clean safe drinking water.
Then the cycle repeats.

Yeah, much better to be american, so i can work like a japanese, live like a an african, and send all my money to israel
OOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE