What's the Best Vampire Movie?

Pro-tip: bleh

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It's Near Dark.

I have never enjoyed a single vampire movie

My favorite is Dracula's Daughter, but it's not "the best."

Best as in acting+story+production value+exploration of what it means to be a vampire=Interview with the Vampire
Best as "kill these mutherfucking leeches!!": Blade

>Carpenter's Vampires
>Blade 1&2
>Dracula 2000
>Queen of the damned
>Underworld series

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Love me some Bill Paxton
>not mentioning Vampires 2 with Bon Jovi

>nosferatu 1922
>the cabinet of dr. caligar
>vampyr

From Dusk Till Dawn bleh

Best actual vampire movie where it's played completely straight and they're still scary? Horror of Dracula
Best post-modern take aka "oh it's so hard being immortal"? Interview with a Vampire

I can't enjoy Carpenter's Vampires. I read the book first (it's a really, really good book. The only good book of that author). The movie has the name of 2 characters in common with the book. That's all. Even the title was changed (Vampire$).
I wish I could just enjoy it as it's own thing, but I can't.
Blade 2 is good but vastly overated.
Queen of the Damned is SHIT.
Underworld is the shittiest series ever but it has sexy Beck in it so it's better than Queen just for that.

Perfect answer

That's not post-modern. Varney (1845) was "it's so hard being a rich noble badass action vampire with lots of vamp chicks".

This one.

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Dracula: bleh and loving it

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Fearless vampire killers (1967)

Great post.
Too bad Steven Weber never did more comedies. He had a good comedic timing.

Shut your mouth. It was aweful except for ST's sexyness.

Hammer's Twins of Evil.

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I'm British... so are these.

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Too bad Steven Weber never did more in general, one of my favorite tales from the crypt episodes stars him and he did as good as he could in Stephen King's passion read: seethe project the Shining miniseries

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Martin (1978)

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for me it's Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht

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What we do in the shadows

Dracula Dead and Loving it

Also, what does a gay Dracula say?

Anyone else like Hotel Transylvania?

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Cushing's van Helsing is based af

No love for Lost Boys?

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van hellsing

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Nah trannys are gay

Get fucked, it's kino

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Why did Hammer films look so good? The colors are really vibrant, the sets and effects don't look bad even today (this is probably because no CG) and it just seems like the movies haven't aged a day.