What are your favourite amateur youtube documentaries?

She's a great actress.

>im sure wheels just has money. there is absolutely no chance its love
Look you stupid incel, just because he's worth 5 million dollars and only has a few years to live doesn't mean that she doesn't really love him.

What's your excuse, Yea Forums?

Dude probably brainwashed her with his mind powers.

he's actually good looking i'm, on the other side, ugly

that little bastard knows, good for him desu

End me

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Those women for sure have some sort of paraphilia though.
Is not uncommon, theres all kinds of degenerates in the world.

yeah but they know that plenty of beta men are eager to fuck them for free on the side

>that adult head on the tiny out-of-proportion body

Fucking surreal.

Thats the guy from Mad Max. He dead now tho

so which one of you fucks is this?
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>Interabled Lovers
futher... and futher... from God.

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I'd fucking beat the shit out of this smug son of a bitch

>interabled

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Imagine putting him on a little raft and pushing him out to see

It's fucking OVER

youtube.com/watch?v=m698UQTMMc4
Boomers engaging in the same degeneracy they did 50 years ago.

see what?

God

She probably cucks him daily.

lucky little fucker

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>interabled

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criplet cunt

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hurts so bad bros

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She has to help him use the toilet?

How much money is she getting out of this act, versus how much money she thought she’d make for it?

I love how badly you’ve fucked yourself up with internet message boards and porn. It would be sad if it weren’t so hilarious.

She asked him out after seeing him on some local TV special, saying she thought 'he was cute'. She likely has something of a savior complex and envisions herself as a social crusader but I don't think their relationship is fake.

good for him but really, and unironically

What the fuck is her problem?

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>he actually believes this woman is in love with a cripple and isnt out getting banged by different men regularly
this post is sad and also hilarious

this is reality tv on youtube, all fake just for the audience

millions of people know who she is for the couple minutes they watch youtube videos on this

social media remuneration through monies

Yea Forums beta incels BTFO, absolutely based

Remember, his family is rich as fuck.

She gets half of his disability allowance and Patreon money, gets control of his half, and also gets sympathy and attention from millions of people.

TOES

>That body
Guy won the lottery with her. He also lost the lottery looking like the kid in the Mr.Show skit about suicide.

Oh but when I have sex with a girl in a wheelchair and take her money it’s “rape and robbery” fucking double standards.

I'm glad that they both found each other. There is so much ugliness in this world its just good sometimes to see people be happy.

>Gothic King Cobra

Based.

I thought i was the only one who saw that Kino.

Literally why?

That guy from Rhett and Link has really deteriorated.

because obviously women are so fragile that even a crippled man half her size bound to a wheelchair is in a position of power

>you’re single and alone
>professor x’s inbred cousin gets a gf
AhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's her job. make videos with him for YT money and fuck tyrone on the side for pleasure. You think that cripple is going to shove a dick in her?

Looks like that voldemort creature at the end of Harry Potter

Yeah I suppose so. What about the other pic with the woman with the mega-mind midget? It's very morbid

This basically proves that "Inceldom" is a fucking joke. This guy has a hot girlfriend who loves him because he is a lovely person and not bitter despite his handicap. Fuck Incels.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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These freaks can get a girlfriend. What's your excuse?

He's rich lmao

Prove it.

Its not love per se but if u watch here she has abandonment issues and has a need to take care of people. If she can nurture dependence of someone else on her she will never be abandoned again. This is what drives the relationship

She's got some fucked up fetish where she wants to care for some cripple, same shit with those 600 pound fat fucks who all have partners who want to fatten them up

They were together long before they had a YouTube channel, and the dude never had any money before that.
She also clearly really loves him, if you've ever watched any of their videos.

You mean Rhett or Link?

What's your excuse, Yea Forums?

He's a famous horror writer

That's not Stephen King, you faceblind autist

>all those incels bending over backwards to find some hidden reason for why she's with the cripple

every time

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I'm at work right now but search him up. His family is extremely rich and he gets a fuck ton of money from them. Only a matter of time before they get married, his parents die, he gets all the money from their will, he immediately dies and then she's rolling in cash

Cripples are all rich.

Holy fuck, this guy absolutely destroy incels.

She doesn't have sex with him though. He's just her money magnet. She probably gets her sex from a friend or personal trainer.

It's abnormal and even you know it.

I refuse to believe this is real, she has to be doing it in exchange for something. it cant be real

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What if he dies before his parents?

Bro, I have approached over 1000 women and have been rejected by ALL of them. I've read books on how to approach women, taken courses, watched videos, bought fancy clothes but it doesn't matter because i have a fucked up face.

i refuse to believe this is real
this has to be a "Breaking the Waves" type of situation, where he explicitly tells her to go get some on the side

she's undoubtedly getting deep dicked on the side at the very least, and she gets massive social approbation in exchange for doing some caretaker tasks

heh heh he has a big head

Or you're just insupportable to be with.

you want to know what my excuse is? i'll tell you what my excuse is. it is abundantly clear that no such fucking excuse exists and there just has to be something irredeemably wrong with me and i am further from being a normal human than i ever thought i was. there obviously just has to be something inherently wrong. a quarter of a century on this fucking planet and my life at any point in time has been exactly the same.
even if i miraculously get a girlfriend tomorrow how does that change anything? how does that fix anything?

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Yes there is. They're actually Asian guys.

you know what they say about big heads?

>Woody teams up with Megamind
WHO COULD STOP THEM?

>muh BBC

>incels in full damage control as they get mogged by a literal cripple

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it's your personality bro

Incels, have you tried getting a job, showering, getting therapy, getting hobbies, being passionate in life, getting friends, getting a haircut, getting electroconvulsive therapy, being confident,being nice, watching movies with female protagonists, going to the gym, clearing your acne, lowering your body fat, going on nofap, nopillow, keto,noporn, no smartphone, cold showers, paleo, intermittent fasting, going vegan, being more empathetic with females, just asking girls out, just approaching, leaving incel forums, doing lsd, dtm, mariweena, taking anti depression medication, taking anti anxiety medication, meditation, practicing public speaking, donating to feminist causes, volunteering, focusing on your career, going your own way, smiling AND being yourself?

>implying she'd wait until he died
KEK

whose filming this?, surely this was some sort of casting for her

Carcosa

>do all this
>women are no longer worth it

based

Don't know, which is which? The non beard guy.

Get a job and hit the gym my guy.

i'd pay good money to see her in porn, she's totally GDP material, has got meat in all the right places and a cute face to boot
any visually similar porn you guys could recommend?

>Interabled
Made up word for disabled.

My wife would not approve.

This isn’t funny anymore.

>get hot gf
>but you're stuck in a wheelchair, your dick is toddler-sized and doesn't work
not worth it desu

no, it means he's able thanks to her help

Are the both of you special? It's the same thing as "interracial" only referring to the fact he's disabled and she's not.

Is he just that much of a nice guy or is it his bad boy streak that keeps her interested. Any Chads care to weigh in on the this?

Redpilled

Hahahaha that smug smile he's literally laughing at you fucking incels. What a fucking legend. Based Chadtard.

Yeah right, bullshit. There is obviously a catch to this. She's also getting dicked down by some Chad on the side when the retard is put to sleep with tranquilizers

It's just a word you fucking sensitive prick. Grow up

No, it's clearly Lovecraft

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The fuck is this

>Mogged

Why do zoomers love this word?

No. What do they say?

i am very angry and need to HAVE SEX

For you

who was pulling her?

Not based camera man

QUUALUDES WERE DA BEST FUCKING DRUG

I fucking hate this little chadmonster it's not fair i'm so fucking lonely not even lonely and horny just lonely i don't want sex i want a girl to hug me i cant take it bros

imagine her jacking you off with the floaty thing haha

>zoomers
Why do incels love this word?

Need to sneed

Yup, there is absolutely no way she does it for love. I mean ok I
'm a little jelous because she is hot af. But come on. She is fishing for attention with methods most wouldn't dare to try.

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So he prob can't have sex. If he can't, does he still want to? If not, then why be with money grubbing roastie? Theres easier and cheaper ways for companionship.

Whole situation is fucked. He's using here as much as she is using him.

obviously the guy who fucks her

She’s obviously virtue signaling.

> tfw deformed
> tfw giving zero fucks because I'm ugly anyway and things can't get worse
> tfw that attitude get's me laid more than when I tried endlessly to look better and well adjusted

and this is his ex-girlfriend.

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Looks like his sister to be honest. Facial features look the same.

i'm not even gonna try anymore, fuck waman.

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Work on your personality.

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what happened to his body

She clearly enjoys being a caretaker. I don't see why that's particularly complicated -- the dude is probably humble, smart, and kind because of a life of dependency. She gets her fulfillment from being a caretaker and in love,

There's probably an interesting power-play kind of thing going on, but that's just human nature.

Camera KEK

FUCK YOU CRIPPLE

he stayed in the bath too long

Oh, so she's pedo who simply found a way to fuck a boy without going to jail. Mystery explained

holy shit cringe

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It was twisted by the eldritch magic of the old ones/niggers.

I'm a 24 year old khv-virgin. Several women have asked me for my number, and have attempted to engage me physically in different ways. I have refused them ALL.
>"wanna grab a coffe?"
>"come to my place :)?"
>"can I have your number?"

One time at summer camp, this one girl literally hopped into my bed and rested her head on my chest. I left the room that instant. She'd asked me for my number a few weeks before, I didn't give it to her. What would a high-schooler do with a girl's phone number? We all know women are less intelligent, so help with school work was out of the question.
I refuse to engage in pre-martial sex/intimacy with ANY woman. Simply out sheer principle. Even in elementary school, I found myself disgusted at school "disco" nights. Why the hell do we allow kids to "slow dance" before puberty for fucks sake? Clearly the educational system has been compromised by hedonistic hebrew scum.

MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN IN A LOVING MARRIAGE FOR ALMOST 40 YEARS. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING OF THE SUPERIOR NATURE OF MARRIED LIFE. I WALK AROUND TOWN, I SEE SAD, DEPRESSED WRECKS WASTING THEIR LIVES "PARTYING", "EXPERIMENTING"
AND TRYING TO "FILL TO VOID INSIDE THEIR SOUL". THESE PEOPLE SCOFF AT "MARRIAGE". HAH, LIKE THEY COULD EVER MAKE IT WORK.
MARRIAGE IS RESERVED TO THE ONES WHO UNDERSTAND THE REAL MEANING OF LIFE. DEVOTING YOURSELF TO A WOMAN AND MAKING HER PREGNANT

NO SUSAN/JIM, YOU CAN'T REPLACE THE LOVE AND AFFECTION OF A HUSBAND AND CHILDREN WITH HEDONISM AND SEX.
YOU FELL FOR A MARKETING LIE. I DO NOT HATE YOU FOR IT, BUT I SPIT IN YOUR FATHERS FACE'S FOR ALLOWING YOU TO ACT LIKE THIS.

HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE WOULD BE THE EASIEST THING ON THE PLANET TO DO. BUT IT WILL ONLY BRING YOU MOMENTARY HAPPINESS, JUDGING BY THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO FREQUENT BABYLONIAN NIGHT CLUBS IN SEARCH OF ALCOHOL, DRUGS AND LOOSE WOMEN.

THERE IS NO OTHER ACTIVITY ON THE PLANET THAT PEOPLE WILL CHASTISE YOU THIS MUCH FOR NOT DOING.

>you're all incels but I'm not!
every. single. time. hundreds of times a day on this board alone, how fucked up is that shit? you'll get laid one day, friend.

She's ugly.

this guy that worked with Sam Hyde - Trappped made some great slice of life documentaries about Gothic King Cobra and his brother

Smug little fuck FIGHT ME

>A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
>Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

Was he right?

have sex

REMINDER that owning a cellphone is literally paying a monthly subscription fee to have friends.

>probably an interesting power-play kind of thing going on
Undoubtedly. I myself don't get why people are surprised of them as a couple when she has clearly explained how they met. He made a video, she saw it, then stalked him, then e-mailed him, and they arranged a date. She was clearly interested from a particular saviour/caretaker-complex perspective. Additionally she very mentally unstable as shown repeatedly, so they make a good couple.

The issue is that people just see the pictures and wonder "how is this possible" without actually digging up the answer, and invariably going "ah, I get it now".

No.

>wormtail, KILLL THE SPARE!

Have sex with trannies

>implying she actually loves him
>implying she's not doing this for the money from disability and 400k youtube video
>implying they actually fuck
>implying he can actually fuck
>implying she won't take all his money and scram when he dies in 5 years

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It's more like paying to never have privacy and a ticket to be pestered by people you don't want to talk to.

her mom

imagine cucking the cripple

I mean that last one is probably a big deal, there is no way this little munchkin can mount her or fucking anything, unless they maybe use some sort of retard sex swing set up. But the reality is women need dick and if they don't get it from their boyfriends they will get it els where. people think this is incel talk but this is life.

This woman can get any dick she wants by walking into a bar. She's doing it for the money

I meant it more in the sense that when people ask your number and I you say you don't have a cellphone people just stop trying to engage. it fucking sucks. I don't want to pay a huge monthly fee for women to respect me. I'm a leaf and the prices here for cellphones are OUT OF THIS WORLD

Who says they are mutual exclusive? He is probably infertile anyway.

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What does making a girl laugh feel like bros?

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it feels good but also hollow when you know they still want to fuck your friend and not you.

Probably the most based post in this thread

t. incels

Amazing feeling really but if you think that was a genuine laugh from her then you're just as retarded as he is

powerful and high iq post

I want Jenny Nicholson to be my gf/carer

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it's like she gets to date and nurture a baby and also fuck it if she wants to.

Whoa. That laugh looks dreadfully fake. It was exceptional. She's probably going to murder him as soon as she can get the money.

> Hasn't been in a relationship
> Think he knows better

Kek, you'll learn it the hard way

Based Joel, he should make more docs

incel cope

peak smug

Needs an Apu edit

i'd like to imagine they would get the same positive attention if the genders were reversed and the carer wouldnt be taged as a creep abusing a defenseless woman

Fuck

>they're awesome because he's malformed, but despite that it makes him a better person than normal couples because....he has a good attitude.

Your dad kissed lots of girls before he married your mom. He even met them without an app.

SHE'S FAKING IT
SHE HAS TO BE
Fuck how adorable is the sight of her brushing her nose against his cheek like that?

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what level of incel do you have to be on to think this relationship is genuine?

>autist can't tell emotions
I think there are classes for that now. Telling genuine from false smiles and laughs is pretty easy, but she wasn't even trying to hide it in that one. Kinda scary that someone would have that much pride.

10?

that's an effective cope, i'm stealing that

like crushing an ant with your finger. They don't laugh because you're funny, they laugh because they like you.

I brought a girl home on the first date and we watched the dark knight rises. During the opening scene I told her about Yea Forums and how this scene is a meme and janitors, etc. We were fucking 5 mins later.

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protip for you incels: the chick is 200% faking

zero

>During the opening scene I told her about Yea Forums and how this scene is a meme and janitors, etc. We were fucking 5 mins later.

>During the opening scene I told her about Yea Forums and how this scene is a meme and janitors, etc. We were fucking 5 mins later.
doubt

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How does he have sex? He looks to crumpled up to do anything.

why are you bragging here
stop making me feel shitty

confusing. The only times I've made women laugh was when I wasn't trying to.

the point is you can say the most retarded shit, if a girl likes you she's already made up her mind and will fuck you.

I'm fairly certain they don't have sex. He's a severe case and I doubt his penis works. Even if he could get hard it'd be really awkward to do any kind of in-n-out because he's all crumpled up. No joke, I think she just places his head down there and tells him to get to work and that's about as physically possible as their sex life gets. I'm sure what she really gets out of it is the virtue signaling and the money donations.

>I'm sure what she really gets out of it is the virtue signaling and the money donations.
I'm sure you're sure

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a cell phone (which is now an inaccurate way to describe these devices) exists and works outside of cell networks. i pay to have access to my cell company's network, but i spend most of my time connecting to my work and home wifi networks.

in short, have sex.

"how do we save horror films"

just be confident bro

I suppose this is just endless fodder for nihilistic dweebs with low self esteem to hate-masturbate themselves to. Of course, they'd all be quite happy to have a deeply unwell person be in control of their life as long as she was attractive enough. Mostly, I suppose, it's simply an interestingly little piece of human experience that's so fascinating.

Just because he's shaped like that doesn't mean he can't feel his body. They've said many times that they have sex.

People with spinal muscular atrophy can get boners, all she would have to do is bounce on his dick. Saying they don't fuck is just incel cope.

>We're coming for your women, longmen

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Mastrubation is a battle now

>Is the best documentary of all time in your path

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>They've said many times that they have sex.
What that means might not actually be penetration and probably isn't. The most they can do is cunnilingus/fellatio.

>now he will try

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His arm is probably small enough to punch her baby box.

Why wouldn't they be able to have sex? I can imagine many positions they can do, and he might as well have a big dick for all we know.

did she ever said that she has sex with him? because if they don´t, she´s clearly cheating

Unspeakable things

THIS! THIS niggah knows whats up. Gob bless you. Simple and directly to the point.

David Hoffman on what was like in the 50-60's to the 80's+. Pretty eye opening on what each generation thought of the next generation, social trends, ideas, etc.

yes

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Here are my theories
1. He pays her
2. Someone in his family pays her
3. She's doing it for the good girl points
4. she had deep-seated issues feels this this is the way to atone for them
5. She's a gentle, caring woman who can see past his obvious physical deficiencies and they make each other better (he's funny if you watched their videos)

Why won't they answer the question?

Im so fucken horney lads

she definitely pegs him

This. Broken people find each other. Just because she's hot doesn't mean she doesn't have a ton of issues too.

because they're bad liars

Tbf, I dont envy him having a/that gf. Imagine how terrifying it must be to have your life in the hands of a woman, a woman who has a bizarre attraction to crippled men nonetheless. Youre literally at her mercy at all times, if one day she has one of her period fits and decides to drown you in the kitchen sink theres nothing you can do. This man must live in never ending terror, truly a Lovecraftian story.

This reads like a muslim person is writing it. Speaking of the sins of the flesh and spitting in fathers faces and what not.

Indeed a horrifying thought.

Because honestly it's probably painful for them to know they'll never have completely fulfilling sexual intimacy without even having to think about it, like normal couples do. I truly feel sorry for them in that regard. Normal couples can have sex very spontaneously and passionately with little worry about each other because healthy bodies are fit and able to do so. That disabled couple will never be able to have that and I'm sure it eats away at them. They'll never tear their clothes off and pull each other into bed; she'll never be able to throw her head back and let her man go to town on her as she grips the sheets; he'll never be able to hold her waist and take her as the stronger partner in an animalistic kind of way (not the rapey way, you get what I mean) as she struggles to hold in her moans and cries.

I'm sure they are sexually intimate, but I'm equally sure they're unhappy with the ceiling to their passion that his disability puts on their intimacy. If they were truly sexually fulfilled he'd be frank about it and say something like "yeah, we have sex and it's great", but instead he tiptoes around it.

Feel bad for both of them, because I also get the sense that they genuinely love each other, but being in love while simultaneously being unable to demonstrate the fullness of their love to each other physically must hurt them quite a lot.

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I can understand not wanting to share your intimate details, but if you're going to address the topic address it all the way. Don't just say "We have sex, don't worry" either explain it to those curious or don't address it at all. Plus I feel it would be easy for them to say "we have sex the same way as everyone else, it just takes a little more effort" than to be vague and just say you're intimate which makes people keep asking the same questions since clearly they want more detail than that.

Doubtful

Their vagueness is very telling. If they could have real sex they would just say so since their whole shtick is being a disabled couple.

The cameraman was the cripple you dolt

How the fuck would he hold the camera, you retard?

Agreed but only to a certain extent. Infatuation is a hell of a drug but it won't last if you don't step your game up

HEEEEEEEEEEELP I'M DROOOOOOOOOWNIIIIIING

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They've been asked this question many times, all you need to know is he holds it. That's as much detail as you need honestly.

I wonder if the pool and bathing are the only times she gets wet

She probably gets wet when he cleaves her in half with his massive cock. Seriously, you can see the outline through his pants in one of the videos, and it's almost like a third leg.

How do you know?

All she would have to do is have him lay on top of her missionary, take a firm grip of his ass and make thrusting motions. That way she decides the speed. They can make that both romantic and pleasurable. She can also ride him in bed considering his condition doesn't impact his dick size.

Those aren't his feet, those are his (currently) flaccid prehensile horsecocks with adjustable cum output.

Dede just have some sex

>bong genes

I thought I was too jaded to be affected by things on the internet but this thread lmao What is her end game?

wow, how passionate and intimate
sounds like they're gonna be sexually fulfilled for the rest of their lives

>yuge wall of text for a male to get sum coochie
>for a female to get some dick:
>exist

You sound quite jealous. Keep seething.

>Literal cripple is fucking that 10/10
>virgin at 27

fucking kill me god dammit fuck end it all im so fucking loney fucking fuck kill me fucking kill me FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

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Status; people will call her brave and wonderful and kindhearted (though of course they'd never date someone like that in a million years for obvious reasons).
Also it helps that their channel is popular so they're bringing in the youtubebux so she will be doing better financially than if she wasn't with him.

Publicity. He already did the same routine with the last girl here >LOL my gf is my nurse!
They both know it's a good money making scheme but the last girl got tired of living the lie.

also
>for a male to get some dick
>exist
Getting dick is easy, getting pussy is hard unless you're attractive.

nice projection, incel.

There's more social value in dating a literal circus freak than a average looking male

Lmao @ all the incels in this thread callimg it fake
If I was there I I'd be rolling on the floor just look at his head lmao

Where do you live if that's a 10 for you?

I live in a society

Based

bros.... will I get a gf if I cripple myself?

There's nothing wrong with his dick you retards, he's not paralyzed.

Only if you have the face of a chad

Basically a smart dildo.

Only one way to find out, godspeed.