The webm was real

What the fuck? Why didn't they just eat him? Was he a cub's chew toy or some shit? How'd he end up there in the first place? How did he eat and drink? So many questions.

i thought it was all make up
jesus his legs were real skinny

What webm

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Finally Russia can make a good movie after a decade if they adapt this.

do russians really do this?

You can live for a month without food easily. He must have drank water very nearby the den - there usually is water near dens that bears make so that the cubs do not have to travel excessively far and risk exposing themselves so that they can drink. He very likely drank his own piss in addition to this to avoid dying to dehydration - IF the story is true.

You can go a long fucking time without food. You'd be surprised.

lazy fucking cunts making me get out of bed to search the archive and find it for you

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Leonardo DiCaprio already beat them to it

This

Fatties should try not eating for a month. They will lose weight

Jesus

how can he live?

Is he ok?

>he's still alive

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WTF

Did the bear do that?

What the fuck

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Brown bears tend to hide their prey for eating later. It's a weird thing they do because they're lazy fucks.
The guy said he survived by drinking what he could of his own piss. Had a broken spine so couldn't move out on his own.

How'd he even end up there in the first place? Did the bear drag him in and promptly fall into hibernation?

Jesus Christ, backstory?

Why didn't he just use phone to call for help

golden kamuy taught me that if you jump inside a bear's den it will not attack you. is that true? is this why this guy was in there?

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read the fucking OP you moron

where's Brendan Fraiser when you need em

how the fuck is he alive

it was broken

You fucking retarded it's literally I'm the op

bruh

Imagine the smell

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More like Back Country

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Eh, not that bad. Besides a serious pressure ulster, he's not seriously injured, just famished.

Why didn’t he just leave the cave

Actually, the bear put a curse on him where his soul cannot leave his body no matter how rotted it becomes

How can you be OP when I am?

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What the fuck

Ouchi

yeah but how did he not die from infection or hypothermia? i bet he has brain damage

did his dick rot off

Dude, he has a hole in the side of his body

*puts my nostril up to the swelling ulcster under his armpit to take a deep sniff*

Damm

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>sloth

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Bear probably ate it as a cheeky snack

the flesh on his legs is literally rotting

Where do you even begin to treat that?

So he'll be dying sometime soon yeah? I'd really like to see some sort of comeback after this but I doubt it will happen.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Is he blind?

There's most be more to the story than "he was a month in a bear den"
Like how the fuck he got there and what happened that month.

Fuck you.

'Maskyousummin RIGG

WHYS HE STILL COMIN'

This

Do you feel op?

>stuck in bear cave for a month
>flesh rotting
>back broken
>bear could finish me off at any point
>get rescued
>"walk it off faggot"

I don't get it though, how exactly did he ended there and what stopped him from leaving?

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Looks like it's still there.

there's practically two possible routes for him:
either he appreciates life like no one else or
he just wanted to die and it became impossible and he was there and is still here just to suffer

mmmm mugrooms

No, the opposite in fact. The only reason this guy survived in that den for so long was because the bear didn't feel like eating him yet

>mfw

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aspirin

I'm the op now

>pressure ulster
IRA detected

BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Looks like a typical Russian.

and thus, a new meme is born

he was using krokodil

Obviously fake.

bear or krokodil?

Brown bear broke his back and dragged him to the den for food, never ate him. Man laid in therefor a month rotting and dying

Or get revenge and kill every bear he can find.

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kek

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makes you think

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>how exactly did he ended there
He was probably out hiking.
>what stopped him from leaving?
The bear broke his spine and proceeded to bury him so he'd "ripen" over time and be easier to eat.

How the fuck did he stay alive for a month? Hunger, thirst, cold, how didn't any of those kill him? Or did the bears feed him and shit?

Read an article.
>Dude was in the forest.
>Brown bear got the jump on him
>broke his spine
>Threw him into its den for food later
>survived by drinking his piss
>discovered by dogs.
Most of the rot came from laying still for a month

You guys think he will survive? I'm not so sure... Seems like he's rotting pretty badly and perhaps his internals are screwed so even if he's fed it's over.....

>on arrest the bear says he was inspired by a scene from Se7en
>the movie is now banned across Russia
Based

looks like that Sloth guy from Se7en
Se7en 2 SOON

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>survived by drinking his piss
for a month?

got attacked by a bear and broke his spine

I wonder how long the recovery process is for something like this

would be a shame to die now after hanging on for so long

yes

I mean, this bear was a real jerk!

>i'm johnny knoxville, welcome to jackass

Se7enmind

does he look ok?

probably a few days

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Poor guy.

Years, but it's Russia so decades.

If this was America the man would be denied treatment because no free health care

How do u drink your piss. He didnt have cup and y cant move well

blast him with antibiotics and induce a coma maybe

>hydrate with IV
>anti biotics with IV
>nutrition
>bandage wounds
>back surgery

Jesus H. Christ, this crossed my mind when I first saw it. I never thought it was possible and was just an exaggeration on Se7en's director's part. Apparently, I was wrong.

Holy fucking shit

Will he live? Poor guy.

If this was germany the eagle would have picked his bones.

you could still be treated but you'll never possess another dollar for the rest of your life

at this point it would be a mercy for the doctors to kill him and put him out of his misery

Was about to post that

he peed really hard into his mouth

No matter how fucking awful I think my life is, at least I will never experience this level of suffering. The absolute will to survive in this man is insane.

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THIS ISN'T RELATED TO FILM OR TELEVISION, IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT

MODS BAN EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

MODS BAN EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

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if this was america the bear wouldve been shot

Oh he could just do what black people and arab immigrants do. Get treated and just never pay.

fucking cringe.

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The bear thought he was taking the piss out of him by snapping his spine. Little did he know how much the man had.

how the fuck can you even recover from this?

The sloth guy looks in a better shape than the dude in the webm.

Jesus, I cannot imagine a worse fate than living in this condition.

Rasputin's descendant confirmed

Robitussin.

S
HAVE
X

I really love animals, i own 2 labs, but if this happened to a family member, i would literally go and kill every single bear i could find.

America is indeed a cringe-inducing land of contradictions.

This desu. The main problem he faces is whether his body is capable of healing properly after being so malnourished. They'll probably give him a shitload of IVs and if his body can absorb the nutrition efficiently enough I'd say his chances of surviving are surprisingly high.

>webm still hasn't been posted
useless cunts

is he ok?

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honey

didn't bear ever leave the den?

>insane_chinese_man_suspended_in_the air.webm

Life finds a way.

i wonder how bored he was in the den

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117182119
don't fall for it idiots

Terribly underrated.

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So we believe "news" from Russians now? Something is fishy about this.

Multivitamin and a glass of milk.

Cast him

a few shots of vodka and comrade will be back on his feet in no time

should've taken photos of what he looked like with the clothes still on

best post
russians are niggers

he looks much worse than that

What's up retardsssssss

Now this; is method acting!

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I almost fell for it and replied

I've seen some fucking shit on this site but god fucking damn.

HOW IS HE ALIVE??

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Can someone edit his face and a bear face on this?

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ibuprofen

Do you have signal in the forest?

I wouldn't want to be his kidneys right now, haha.

Daniel Day Lewis looks like that!

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WHATTHEFUCK

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post it bruh

What mentality must one have to survive at this state? I can't imagine that even 5% of the population would want to live this way. I feel like it would be less agonizing to just die of hunger or dehydration. What's sad is ((they're)) gonna use this story as an inspiration and profit out of the poor bastards tragedy, you just know this will be made into a book/movie at some point. Fuck I feel bad for the dude.

The Revenant 2, when?

lelelelel

I thought that was a Vietnamese guy and he said he chose to remain alive when offered to be euthanized. They suspend him to prevent bed sores or something.

you dont survive a month by drinking your piss
if that story is true he would've died due to kidney failure and I don't even think you can piss with severe dehydration nor would it help you to begin with.

>guy with a rotting body
>completely emaciated
>open wounds everywhere
>still has bigger dick than me
it's not fucking fair

That's a month?

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just be yourself.

maybe it was supplemented with some rain water and bear piss

they found an hibernating white walker

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Encino Man 2

there are worse things than death.
here is one of them.

two last digits checked

>having a movie made about your unstoppable will to live and cementing your legacy as the pinnacle of what a human can endure is a bad thing

Muscle wastage alone takes months to recover from, likely a year to be back at full capacity. The rest of the physical stuff is likely fairly superficial and if treated well could be almost completely sorted within a month or so. The real damage is what he's been through mentally; that he may never recover from. He'll certainly very likely suffer panic attacks and some degree of agoraphobia for the rest of his life. Physical wounds heal but emotional trauma like this - and drawn out over a fucking month, no less - can severely break a person.

christian bale would method act him

Just a scratch

how could they have possibly known how much time has passed? he was clearly delirious and he could've been lost for a period of time before getting BEAR'D.

Russians are like cockroaches
Any regular human would die but their diet of Borsch and Vodka makes them feel no pain

Damn the jannies have gone lazy, they should probably have their wages reduced for this.

do you think he fapped a few times out of boredom?

>wages
a-user...

Hopefully he gets to tell the story like it is and not get jewed out of his profit
>inb4 they cast a black MC

>boredom
he was thirsty

Don't say i didn't warn you.

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its probably not useable

>russian
>brain damage
pick two and only two

How is he doing now?

its animatronics from the latest bond movie. why do you think they posted it on Yea Forums.

Fake and gay. Thanks for ruining a good thread

I agree user. In fact, they should be paid nothing until they start taking their job seriously.

bearly alive

What's the story behind this again?

yes you would dumb faggot, it aint free but theyd still help him

what, are you saying they chose to spend their entire day cleaning up this site entirely for free?!

That it's fake and you're dumb

The absolute state of vegans.

Is he gonna be able to make a full recovery?

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Nice one.

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FAKE AND GAY

Worst part : bear never paid his half of the rent

No legs definitely amputated
Might not walk again if not amputated due to spine

>i would literally go and kill every single bear i could find.
that's just stupid and selfish.

Is this some form of modern art?

bears are so strong they never developed the instinct to kill before they eat.

really poor family suspends a guy with severe cerebral palsy for decades because they lack the means to properly take care of him

well that's one of the worst things i've seen in a while. truly horrifying

he does. apparently he doesnt remember his surname or age, just "Alexander"

What the fuck

Stop posting

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He just needs to feed.

imagine the smell

So you're saying we should go out and kill all black bastards?

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>still able to move his arm up even with that much muscle loss

the human body is amazing

nope not opening that not today not tomorrow not ever no

no

Have sex.

do it faggot.

thats a month in complete darkness with no food and only piss to drink and barely moving an inch because your spine is broken. imagine laying in a damp cave for even a few days. bugs crawling on you, nipping at you, laying eggs in wounds, fungi and lichens and mosses growing on you

>off by one

Open it, it will broaden your view of the capabilities of the human body.
Let's just say the Auschwitz tier people in The Road are represented good, except this guy even has mold growing on him.

what the fuck

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Why are redditors so embarrassing

The bear will be mad as hell once he finds out that someone stole his dinner he left for himself for later.

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im kind of surprised everyone is so agog. i mean i know you never leave the comfort of the house but i thought you would have read books and shit people fret now about which type of monounsaturated oil is best like the others are poison and what pillow harness could make you an insomniac and shit
but people lived on ships where they ate nothing but hard wheat biscuits and beer
people in gulags lived off a piece of bread a day and they were all doing hard labor. they had to sleep on their knees to minimise exposed surface area because it was -30c
A guy i read about looking up keto, lived off his own body fat for over a year, in order to lose weight. he didn't eat anything for a year except a few vitamin pills

arent you a bit curious to see it though?

This. I don't even open stuff like that to be edgy. It's interesting.

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That nigger should've ate it while it was still fresh instead of leaving it to rot for an entire month.

i'm going to hell for laughing at this

Seeing it in video is different than reading about it my dear le edgy reading friend.

>it is the bear

*pillow hardness

o mein Gott...

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Can you lose that much weight in a month? He's basically skin and bones.

>A guy i read about looking up keto, lived off his own body fat for over a year,
yeah but he was also fucking morbidly obese. this russian guy was most likely a normal sized man.

Upvoted

Hannibal S01E02

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do you think the bears fed him honey?

/fast/

youtube.com/watch?v=o41MacRxepQ

I like how they named the murderer after Paul Stamets, a prominent mushroom professor.

is there any fictional character who has suffered to this extent?

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w-what did he say?

What's your argument here?

"have sex"

Captain Marvel got told to smile.

there's fucking nothing edgy about it. what i see in the video is a very 'emaciated' (lost weight) guy with a lot of forest lichen growing on him. I've already seen enough krokodil videos years ago to get it though my head that flesh is just a layer that's able to be eaten away by gangrene or whatever without leaving a wound where your blood actually all comes out which is how you'd die. you can sit around with your arm bone sticking out as long as the blood vessels closed and dissolved themselves over the course of the flesh dying which they do.
So the 'hole' in his side is just missing muscle. you will have heard the expression 'it's just a flesh wound' it literally is. his intercostal muscle looks to be intact so no rot going through to the thoracic cavity
etc. etc.

youtube.com/watch?v=SsCfy__TZ-g&t=65s

muscles are overrated, just need some tendon and bones

b-ba... baba.. yaga

>i'm johnny knoxville, welcome to jackass

Every Russian family has at least one cannibalism story from within the eldest person's lifetime

>le own piss meme
a 2 second google search will tell you it literally doesn't help you hydrate at all

And polish. Thanks, communism.

the bear should hope for this guy's death
else he's gonna come back and do something beary cruel

>daily mail
that doesn't necessarily mean it's real

wow he took "playing dead" a bit seriously

>no u
yikes

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If that's the guy I'm thinking of he was quite literally the most interesting guest Joe Rogan ever had on his podcast.

Plenty of other sources, just look it up

I don't know what you're trying to say by posting the fasting general.

Job

that's not saying much.

He said, "I can smell your cunt."

youtube.com/watch?v=kONmDCla6Nc

First you get a gun

shave ?

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Holocaust jews.

yep that's him

Holy fucking shit

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>... only 13%... populati... ...

Jesus Christ dude.
That is utterly fucked up.

LEL

I'd ask for a mercy bullet. Holy fucking shit.

now post her roast.

He was asked his name and replied "Alexander".

Judas in The Divine Comedy

How is that hard to understand, fasting is literally a thing people do to lose a shitton of weight in very little time

Bear Grylls said it does so long as it's not too yellow. If you drink a lot your piss basically comes out like water

aside from the injury to his chest he basically looks healthy

grow up at least fucking read a book. he'll be fine in time

>the bear sneaks into hospital and takes him back to the den

A literal cuck

kek

>did the bears feed him

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Amazing feature, but the sad thing is this guy will suffer collateral damage from the period without food and dehydration. His brain was probably heavily impaired, to the point he starts watching capeshit

but I wouldn't

Holy shit, at what point do you just mercy kill someone like that?

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You're thinking of surgery. fasting is a meme.

we're getting closer and closer to Berserk live action adaptation, i can feel it

Would the bear have actually eaten him like this? I heard they can be quite the gourmets when they aren't starving

kek

but what does that have to do with that user's pain threshold

you didnt see his rotting ankle?

>injury
literally just a bedsore

are you saying that he'll be dead in time? good for him

I guess the organs were still mostly ok, and that's the more nutritious part.

>fasting is a meme

man I guess I've lost 35 pounds due to magic then, wow

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I think bears are majestic but their eating habits while certain prey is alive and the way of mauling your ass is utterly fucked.

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It's morbid but also how many people survive bear attacks. A cat would immediately throat you.

>fasting is a meme
It's obviously not, I dropped 15kg in a month and I only did multiple 5 days fasts

mercy kill? he could easily make a full recovery if theres no brain damage.

What did you expect? This place is full of retarded zoomers. Just leave already. I come here once a month after realizing this.

Based Dogs
Is there a better animal? I think not.