>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2020
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
Call of Cthulhu
Available on Hulu
Were you laughing to yourself when you typed in all of that thinking it was going to be funny?
Isn't that just Cloverfield?
but it should be CTHULHUFIELD
>alien being
>trapped under the ocean
>get kaiju movie
wow dude how witty did you feel while typing that shit out instead of just ignoring the cringe OP?
A handsome human male fights Cthulu using grapple hooks, guns and swords and eventually kills him. Cthulhu falls down near the shore with the handsome human male standing on Cthulhu's head
that would be based
of course by handsome you mean white european?
Yes
>A handsome human male fights Cthulu
say no more
>end of new cthulu movie
>credits roll and finish
>fades into maddening sounds of drums and mind bending flutes
> slow zoom in of a mass of flesh eyes and tentacles violently springs to life as his eye bursts open with a force so alien it offends the mind
>Azathoth awakens
>the outer gods are the REAL enemy
>cthulu is one of the good guys now
>bonds with little girl character
a human defeating an old one? no.
if there is going to be conflict you will need the fight between cthulhu and his brother, the king in yellow.
>a handsome human male fucks Cthulhu
>Azathoth awakens
>reality ( = his dream) collapse event
>the end
>scene pans back to a far away ship silently watching the birth
>instruments barely illuminate a shadowy worried looking crew
>guy painted red with a green wig on to look like an alien turns in his chair and looks at the camera
>"What do we do? There's no one who can stop it now!"
>camera turns and holds on a man masked completely by shadow for several long seconds
> Sylvester Stallone slowly steps into the light
>"I know some guys."
> Avengers: Rise of the Redditors
DOO DOO DEE DOO DO DO DOOO
kino
The thing that annoys me about this post is that Cthullu isn't a story. There is no book titled Cthullu by H.P. Lovecraft.
Also I know the meme is that Hollywood and audiences don't read Lovecraft or anything about Elder Deities but if Cthullu did appear it would ve over in about the time it takes everyone to look at him fully.
No Vin Diesel obviously. Alternatively the Rock
you mean the rock teaming up with chris rock
With the love interest being Emma Stone.
>ear shattering fart noise
>>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
you mean
>epic voice over
>"That is not dead may eternal lie..."
>opening shot is Cthulhu rising out of the water
>a speedboat rams at him at full speed and hits him in the back of the head
>Cthulhu falls into the water, but regains consciousness before sinking down
>after a few seconds, emerges out of the water and roars out
>OUCH, THAT SMARTS! in Jack Black's voice
>BUT THIS SUMMER
>Cthulhu swims up to a fishing boat from behind, asks "Hey guy, do you know where the nearest Fishmart is? I'm starving!"
>Fisherman starts saying "Hey buddy, get lo-" but goes mad when he says Cthulhu and jumps into the water, Cthulhu asks "Was there something on my face?"
>YOU'LL FIND
>Cultists chant "OUR LORD CTHULHU WILL BRING ALL TO RUIN!", JackThulu whispers "Boy do I not like the sound of this Cthulhu guy!" to his human companion
>WITH A LITTLE HELP
>A missile is flying towards a building near the shore line
>JackThulu jumps in front of it to save a building and shouts "WOO!", but his shout is so loud it causes a building to fall anyways
>EVEN DEATH CAN DIE
>"oh shoot"
>JACK BLACK IS
>totally unrelated scene - "WAIT FOR IT"
>KATHOOLOO
>"YAH YAH CTHULHU FHTAGN! GO CTHULHU, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY"
unironically kino
haha I bet you thought that was gonna be really funny when you typed it huh kid?
Cthulu literally awakens in Call of Cthulu but he goes back to sleep after getting fucked up by a ship.
K I N O
Lol Cthulu is afuken chump desu
Based
Cthulu needs to do a dab in one scene
>King in Yellow
It's not even Cthulu Mythos you fucker
>cut to the captain of the boat
>it's judd hirsch
>OH SCHWEET MOSES
>replying to a namefag
Not even once
>MOM!!! I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!
Gods, I hate Summer Vacation