And then he said he doesn't have Netflix but can download anything I want

>and then he said he doesn't have Netflix but can download anything I want

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This was literally me. I was completely blind sided. A girl I was talking to was gushing over a show, I forgot what it was but it was some family drama about some family who adopted three kids. And I just responded "Oh, sounds interesting, ill check it out. Probably torrent it tonight or something"

And she was absolutely taken aback. She responded with "Torrenting... like... limewire? Who does that anymore?" I seriously thought everyone knew how common torrenting was. I mean fuck, 90% of the people who watched Game of Thrones watched it through torrenting.

>oh he's one of those shady guys, if he can't spend few buck on netflix, how can he provide for a family
>I would never date a criminal
>yeah me neither

There's a girl at my work that pirates, but not in the torrent way. She uses some website where you can stream shitty camrips. Was actually weirded out by the fact that I wait for a better quality rip to come out.

Used to be me in some capacity but not sites like rarbg package entire seasons into torrents. Literally no reason not to.

>90% of the people who watched Game of Thrones watched it through torrenting.

looool, you couldn't be more wrong

most people without hbo subsription watch it on those ad filled website that get taken down every odd week

>meet up at restaurant with guy from Tinder
>we eat our meals
>the check comes
>he tells me to quietly exit the restaurant and start my car
>ask him what the rush is
>he tells me that there's no reason to pay the check if we can just leave without them stopping us
>ask what the fuck
>he tells me only morons pay for restaurants they don't frequent because there is zero mechanism compelling you to pay
>he keeps insisting only stupid people pay for things they don't have to
>agree, then go to my car and leave him stranded

Why are millennial "men" so fucking embarrassing? My mistake for swiping right on a guy who has Nolan posters in the background of his profile pic.

i have a netflix sub just for when girls are around desu
you can never ask a women
>hey what do you want to watch ill download it
because they are such brainlets they will just reply i dunno i donnu you choose
then you get something and sit down to watch and shes like, i dont get it and the mood is killed before shes even on top of you

having netflix is unironically much easier, just sit down and open the app (you do have a smart TV, right user?) and flick through some stuff until she goes OH I WANNA SEE THAT!
then choose it and pul her close then your in

The amount of COPE from these pathetic paypigs ITT is hilarious.
Imagine paying for digital media, OMEGALUL

>caring about what some non-virgin roastie thinks

Imagine not slapping a woman into submission the first date.

wrong

yeh among my normie friends this was mostly true, if they were working and missed the hbo at someones place then they just googled the show and watched it on some streaming side like tubeplus or daclips i forget the other ones

>i have a netflix sub just for when girls are around desu
>you can never ask a women
>>hey what do you want to watch ill download it
that way you'll never be chad, user. you don't ask a woman, you inform her of the program she's gonna get up with instead.

is that based brynn? i recognise her impeccable teeth

Kind of agree. You learn from like the 2nd girl you live with that you just don't ask them what they want and instead give it to them.

>rarbg

Yeah sure, rarbg is doing all the work

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not everyone has the money to pay for Netflix

I'm a complete waste of a human, but growing up, I could torrent stuff for my family and it became the only thing I was good for. I would just go to PB and my sisters would be like "wow user you're amazing". it really made me feel like I was talented or something. The I.T. tech that set up my laptop with the tv to show people media for free. Recently learned that my sister literally thought I was autistic for years(I'm not). And my mom thought I was gay, which I mean I get because i never went out with anyone, but whatever. Anyway the point is I was a loser all along, but torrenting made me feel like a little bit of a hero for a little bit.

>it really made me feel like I was talented or something

Sad.

Fuck that is lame

My girlfriend does this as well. 240p shitty compressed stuff with watermarks on it. I showed her that you can stream it in 1080p from illegal streaming services with and it loads just as fast.

And she just said "I don't see a difference why are you bothering me?"

After that I just gave up and let her do whatever she wants and just do the mandatory windows reinstal to get rid of potential viruses she has.

Holy shit leave her ass

She's based. Only autists care about resolution.

I taught a girl how to torrent and use vlc... How can women be so incompetent with computers...

not knowing openload has full hd almost immediately after content is released in current year

How does one get an empornium invite?

look at how happy she is, she finally found a torrentchad

I would never treat you so unfairly. M'ladies deserve to be taken out by a supreme gentleman.

She literally just googles "X episode Y" and then clicks the first link that gives like 10 popups. She refuses to accept any help unless it stops working completely.

It's extremely frustrating but I've learned to just let go and not be an autist about it.

>I mean fuck, 90% of the people who watched Game of Thrones watched it through torrenting.
Good joke

What private trackers are you a part of user?. Maybe we can trade invites if you want.

there's nothing you can do to help if people are like that

You could at least get her to use adblock to get rid of most of the popups

Literally a fact, it was the most pirated thing of the past five years, this was reported by numerous publications. Try to do some research before posting retardation you zoomer faggot.

>Be me
>Start working in office last year
>Mention that I'm completely cordless
>"Not even Netflix, user?"
>Fast forward to this year
>tfw now I'm the hook up for whoever in the office that needs to watch a movie or tv show but they can't find it

Did i fuck up by telling people that i just download my stuff, lads?

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Women love bad boys.

Yep you need to hide your powerlevel. I always act like I know nothing of technology in general so that nobody looks to me for any digital fixes. Also allows me to say "yeah there was something with the computer again" whenever I want to.

NEVER reveal your skills because the only thing it'll accomplish is people using you and expecting you to do shit for them.

No, if you enjoy company.

If you get something out of it, it's fine.

Chances to mingle with girls and such.

Have sex.

I must say the jews did their homework with the "pirating gives you virus" propaganda while spying all your shit for their chinese/glowing in the dark friends with their legit product.

Yeah that's not going to happen user.

>the classic "computer doesnt work" excuse to get a paid break or even a day off
Very based

Those girls are using you unless you fuck them. That is what they do.

Have children

Problem though its probably the only time people are interested in me user. Also,

>Colleagues having conversation about movies/tv/actors
>one of them cant remember something
>"Just ask, user"
>tfw i ALWAYS know the answer

At least they dont know that i watch wrestling

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>Chances to mingle with girls and such.

whats the point if they're just gonna go watch what I get them with Chad, user?

I did, and she is the most important thing in the world to me. Thanks Yea Forums, for making me a purity-obsessed reactionary racist Nietzschean pseud - you gave me everything I needed to start a family in a world filled with dragon dildos and antifa shemales.

Make it happen.

Suggest to watch a film with them, I don't know.

It's true, grills respect men who lead them by their own will, not boys who cringe and worship and obey them like a mommy substitute. Except the femdom fetish queens, but you don't want that level of crazy in a serious relationship.

>>agree, then go to my car and leave him stranded
LMAO :--------D nautin tästä :D

>and the he said BRYNNY A SHIT

waste

Lmao

retard post but nice gets

Wasted quints. Sad.

what the fuck is wrong with americans

Did that well-bottomed trailer park slut just pull a dead rat out of her pussy and make the fat one eat it?

plenty
not more than other people though

t. autistic neet who hasn't talked to a girl in months

I talked to the cashier, that counts.

>hating based priscilla kelly

t. euro incels

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If a girl wants to watch something specific I just have it downloaded and ready to play at the touch of a button. Other than that I have plenty of "popcorn" shows already queued up on my PC and PS4 media players to stream to my TV. I'm not too concerned about one with moral objections to piracy because if there's no awkward pause between her wanting to watch and me explaining shit, there's no issue to discuss.

Is it that hard getting friends?
I have Netflix, Hulu and even Youtube TV now all from friends. And all I had to give them in return is a blowjob. Sometimes anal.

>hey user are you watching that new show Tshernobyl on Netflix, heard it's pretty good, we could chi....
>nah, I don't have Netflix I'll torrent it later
>nevermind
>I felt kinda bad for him but thought he's kinda cute despite what everybody says and after my breakup with chad I felt lonely, so I asked him over to netflix and chill to watch that russian show and he said he'd torrent it later
>*laughter*

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Why are normies so fucking dumb

Based
My plex server has gotten me laid multiple times

they don't know any better

Girls like bad boys. Which means piracy makes them wet.
I should know. Iv pirated a few girls in my time.

I was travelling a while back when I pulled out my ipod.

I have about 4 weeks of music and audio books that i have torrented over the years and i don't think I could ever get rid of it and I dread the day that it goes haywire.

Someone who was on the same tour as me, pointed out that I had an ipod and everyone turned and started looking at me as if I was some sort of freak.

YIFY rip makes her panties slip

no

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those wwe wrestles are getting cooler

Women don't care about this shit, they care if you have the financial ability to take care of them; paying for Netflix means you can pay for their lifestyle. Then again, women are also children when it comes to anything technological or political, so just using a Raspberry Pi + Kodi/Plex should be enough to convince them.

Roasties roasting