Cast it

Me looking at hentai cause I'm hard af

high kino

kek
also just imagine Bloodborne directed by John Carpenter
but for now how about Cumberbatch as Seath the Scaleless

Princess of Sunlight

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Daddario as Queelag

The witch of izalith post chaos

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Sneed: Silver Knight Archer 1
Chuck: Silver knight Archer 2

These are great.
Ryan Gosling as Crestfallen Warrior
How about Steve Buscemi as Eingyi?
Also this should make little sense but you might get what I'm going for:
Current, old Arnold as Giant Smith (Hawkeye Gough)

Playing every single role

Her tits would make for a good Gwynevere but you'd have to CGI the face

Mel Gibson as Andre

Anya Taylor Joy as quelaag's sister

Mads Mikkelsen as Lautrec the Embraced
Unironically Idris Elda as Seigmeyer of Catatina"
>Reminder that the "Jubilant Catarina" face is black

Which one? Weren't there like 9 of them?

The Asylum Demon

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the one with the slave praying to her, with the bonfire (?).

I thought you meant Quelana, that would be cool because I always figured there was some romantic tension between her and my chosen undead

Michael Fassbender as Artorias
Orlando Bloom as Leo
Vikander as Ciaran
Liam Neeson as Hawkeye Gough
Ian Mckellan as Ingwald
Eva Green as Quelaag (no dialogue) and Qualana (face unseen)
Anya Taylor Joy as Priscilla

Gaping Dragon

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cringe

terrible choices except for Gough, Ingwald and Priscilla.

Who the fuck is Leo?

>Who the fuck is Leo?
I think he meant Ornstein.

Is there a point to casting different people when the voices actors are already established actors?

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Even if he did, Orlando Bloom is a bad choice.

Kevin McKidd is only good choice

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Havel the Rock

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What the fuck was this guy’s deal? I swear half of DS2 was utterly nonsensical

>who the fuck is Leo?
The main character of the dark souls movie, a regular human teenager from our world that gets portaled into Lordran and ends up having wacky adventures with a grumpy but well-meaning soldier and a feisty firekeeper

Viggo as Gwyn
Tilda Swinton as Gwyndolin
Nicholas Cage as Big Hat Logan
The original Mountain as Smough
Jennifer Lawrence as the Asylum Demon
The biggest question is who would play Artorias?
I always saw Kevin mckidd as Laurentius

>Cast the androgynous stick figure as the voluptuous goddess of fertility
Want to know how I know you're gay?

>mistake Gwendolyn for Gwynevere
Want to know how I know you’re illiterate?

Solaire of Astora

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Cillian murphy as chosen undead
Jonah hill as petrus of thorolund
Jason statham or Sean William Scott or Matthew mcconahey or woody harrelson as patches the dick
Hugh jackman or jason Statham or Tom hardy as the pyro bro in the barrel
Varg vikernes as big hat Logan
Theon greyjoy as big hats apprentice
Anne hathaway as Quelaag
Sansa stark as the chick petrus dicks over in the tomb of giants
Bandersnatch cucumber as shiva of the east
Keith David as the narrator
Kurt Russell as the final boss king dude
Alexandra dadario as big tits goddess
Heath ledger as the undead merchant

Opening credits theme is dunkelheit by burzum

Hayley Atwell

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If anything it should be like the animated castlevania series.

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Might be the worst cast film of all time

Christina Hendricks as Gwynevere*

Does Solaire sound like a chinlet to you?

Nah how so?

You really can’t see Jonah hill being fat goofy petrus?

based

Just make sure it's mostly British actors, no one wants to hear an American accent or one who tries to do a British one.

All the joy already fled from the Jonah, I doubt he can play anyone who is merry, thus the severe identity crisis.
And I don't know why does the rest of Hollywood faggots bully him? Like that generic late night show host #12 who invited him and told him that he smells as he shook his hand, what the fuck was that? How do you even react to that.

Iwan Rheon hamming up his Welsh accent as Domhnall of Zena.

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Based

Why is Logan Varg? Neither Statham nor Matthew mcconawhatever are good choices for Patches. Anne is too old for quelaag. Sophie turner can’t pull off rhea’s innocence and piety. I don’t know why you’d cast Bentdick Cuntsnatch as Shiva rather than some Asian, but okay. Also heath ledger as the merchant? What? Because they’re both dead?

Fine.

Kit Harrington as chosen undead
Cillian murphy as Laurentius of the great swamp
Varg vikernes as big hat Logan
Jason statham as patches
Anne hathaway as quelaag
Kurt russel as end boss
Benedict cumberbatch as shiva of east
Tom fucking Hanks voice as Solair (because you never see his face or anything)
Tom hardy as crestfallen merchant
Alexandra dadario as gwynevere
Emillia Clarke as Priscilla
Jonah hill as the boulder heaving trolls guarding quelaag
Heath ledger as undead merchant

If you can’t see varg as Logan than idk man.

Babadook canterbury has weird Asian eyes anyway and his voice would fit for shiva

Everything else....yeah you are right. I’m tired.

Chosen undead as michael b jordan
Asylum demon as mo’nique
Crestfallen warrior as daniel kaluuya
Soltaire wesley snipes

You get the point

Nah, Michael b Jordan as ornstein and lavell Crawford as smough

Will smith as chosen undead

Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight

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You’ve got to be fucking joking m8

Idris Elba

I think we found our Elizabeth.

>actress whose most distinctive feature is her eyes
>have her play a blind character whose eyes are closed all the time
Glad you’re not a casting director

She kind of looks like the ugly version of Nicole Kidman (who is ugly herself) here

Based

Lupita nyong’o as lady gwynevere

i think i'll need more Gwynevere suggestions to make up my mind

Dominic Purcell
Michael Pare
MIchael Madsen
Directed by Uwe Boll.