What is the oldest movie you've seen?

Poor Little Rich Girl (1917)

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fuck off doobs

The oldest film ever made, because one time i looked up what is the oldest film ever made
It is not that kino. It is a 2 second clip of a guy walking around a garden in 1880 something

The quality of the footage is usually awful but I don't know where else to look when I want to fap to girls with extremely hairy pusies so vintage is the way to go as far as I'm concerned.

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Wtf is that? a face in a pizza?

A John Wayne movie when he still looked really young. No idea when it was produced. Not even sure what it was about. I watched it when I was medical caregiving next to the guy I was caregiving for. He seemed really depressed and bored by it so I put on a bootlegged copy of Lone Survivor that was DVD quality.

He was a WW2 veteran that was captured by the Germans. Seemed to like it and well, it was alright.

Pre-ww2 movie about Oz and Emerald city.

>2 second clip of a guy walking around a garden in 1880 something
Seems better than most of the shit produced nowadays tbqh

based hairy puss lover

If you don't like some hair on your pussy then you are the most grotesque homosexual.

same
What does pubes taste like?

I don't know. Is it normal to be grossed out by the thought of going down on a girl? My gf thinks I think she's gross sometimes but it just seems unsanitary.

They taste like hair I suppose. I really like that now. Women are starting to let it grow. When it get's odd is when they break off and you can feel it on your dick. Like, not used to that and my favorite stuff is stubble visually.

Like, when it's been growing for about a month, that looks hot. Bushy shit is gross.

Keeping in mind I've never actually seen a vagina in real life the idea used to terrify and disgust me but as I've grown older it's become an incredibly appealing thought. Would love to try it some day if I'm honest

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Rosemary’s baby

I hope you never seen it, and then I hope you do so you stop being so fucking creepy. The hottest damn vagina and thereof is when it has that like, few centimeter stubble and is super wet.

Like, she took care of it and is super wet. That's very supreme-level sex. When both people are pretty sophisticated in their fuck the lot.

That 1800s porno

Le Coucher de la Mariée

I've seen that. The second oldest I've seen is maybe Edison's Frankenstein from 1910:
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The Wizard of Oz, watched it at school when i was like 6 or 7.

Colorized is the superior version.

Stagecoach (1939). Starred by John Wayne. It was kino.

Birth of a Nation, obviously. The original feature film.

Secret Life of Walter Mitty (Danny Kaye version)

This. I wanted to see what all the controversy was all about

when naho hazuki fucked her first black man in a nurse themed release

It doesn't count because it's short.

Only 90 minute long ones count

i don't care what people think, birth of a nation is kino and i will keep recomending it to anyone interrested in kinography or cinema history

how the fuck are there shills on /tv?

The Gold Rush (1925) by Charlie Chaplin

Frankenstein (1910)

This. If we’re counting anything historically recorded as a film, then I’ve seen a bunch of clips from the 1800s and 1900s.
But full fledged films, I’d say Psycho (1960.) Pretty amateur-tier, I know.

Loved it

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Avengers: Endgame

Snow White

Oldest movie I have seen that isn't a Disney movie: Twelve Angry Men (1957). Good film, but pretty much a case study on what a jury isn't supposed to do.

Literally perfect :3

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Pulp Fiction

Snatch

Animated
Snow White and the seven Dwarfs, 1937
Live-action
The wizard of Oz, 1939

One of the Laurel and Hardy movies

Phantom Carriage, it\s fucking kino

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This thread is terrifying zoomer trash

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Horse in motion
/thread

That cat is definitely dead by now :(

Trip to the moon 1902

Would sleeping through most of it in film class count as seeing it?

Long ago, in the days of my bygone youth, before I so foolishly partook of the elixer of life everlasting, I was privy to a meeting of the Gentlemen's Antiquarian Society of London, wherein by the instructions written upon a scroll of negro skin recovered from the Orient by my esteemed colleague, Professor Humperdink of Oxford, he had crudely fashioned a zoetrope of most outlandish design, and played the crystal records of a civilization of the lost continent of Lemuria, a holographic narrative Photoplays of saphic content. We agreed those records had somehow survived the Deluge, and must be at least 10,000 years old.

Alice in Wonderland, the 1903 one. It's missing a few minutes and it's very damaged but I liked it.

[title unknown] 10,000 BC

Entry-level: Nosferatu 1922

The Man Who Knew Too Much desu

Pic related if we're talking features.

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I don’t want my girlfriend’s vagina to look like my armpit but I am also of the firm belief that a totally shaved one is homosexual at best and pure, unadulterated noncery at the worst.

Probably Suicide Squad (2016)

L'Inferno 1911

Unironically good movie

Nosferatu.