Main character gets his haircut just to be touched by a female

>main character gets his haircut just to be touched by a female

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>main character struggles not to gag at her foul breath

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Young Girls like play with my hair but only when long enough to run their fingers though.

>main character genuinely looks forward to getting change from a female cashier for the brief feel of her fingers on his hand

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>asian dentists breast starts rubbing up against shoulder

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>main character sees a male hairdresser
>close enough

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>main character gets so much anxiety he throws up

>main character knows that girls find his body disgusting

>main character acts like a chad and girls throw themselves at him but he's afraid of intimacy so he never goes beyond flirting and is still a virgin

>Main character ACTUALLY HAS SEX

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>main character had girls flirt with him before but he was too afraid of god to commit adultery
movies like this?

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>main character genuinely can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with himself

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>main character is addicted to 4channel

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>main character doesn't have any hair to cut

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>main character wished he was dead but doesn't have the balls to actually kill himself

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This guy knows. Also,
>her hands probe all over your tongue

Trips of truth. I'm 24, why did this happen to me?

>main character quotes farenheit 451 or 1984

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too much jacking off, not enough sunlight.

Sneed

white women worked on my monthly braces checkup things and their tits would touch my face. another buddy of mine had this happen to them too, so i guess they cant help it? or did they do this cause theyre pedos

I had a hairdresser who was disgusted by me when I was 15 but her tits still rubbed against my head

>main character marries his friend hes known since he was a small child but her uncle actually molested him when they were young and he was always to scared to say anything and now the uncle comes to family gatherings and eats all my fancy cheese

>feelings about never being with a woman start rising up again
Ahahahahah GET THE FUCK BACK

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Beat him down and if anyone tries to stop you beat them down too

>main character turns down the girl who had feelings for him
>is too embarrassed to tell her or anyone he's gay
>lives alone forever because he's ashamed of how he is and will never act on it

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Consider why it is that you had no notion that her uncle was molesting her throughout your childhood despite having been so close from such an early age and whether it is probable that she would bring up something like that to you only after you'd begun a romantic relationship if it had actually happened in the first place.

>Beat him down and if anyone tries to stop you beat them down too

>Taking a woman's word at face value when she could be lying for sympathy and attention

Remember, we have no idea what this particular female is capable of

>relying on somebody else to cut your hair

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>reading

>main character runs out of gas stations to buy alcohol from in two days
>has to drive farther so the cashiers don't see him killing two six packs a day

How did you know she was disgusted?

I don't understand this. I have bad social anxiety but don't give a fuck what cashiers think about my purchases. Do you know them all personally?