David spade will die in your lifetime

>david spade will die in your lifetime

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He's still alive?

>Not if I die first, Senpai.

etika here

This week. Screencap this.

>le down to earth SNL manlet

Hi, David. I see you got a new show to promote

but he also lived during my lifetime and for that I am grateful

Spade has one of those faces where the person turns out to be way older than you ever would have imagined. Like if I googled David Spade's age right now he'd probably be like 63.

God i fucking hope so.

Isn't he a massive chad irl and constantly banging his way through new young women

He short and will probably live to 100 therefore outliving half of Yea Forums

The critics were wrong. Joe Dirt is fucking kino.

>says he won’t make trump jokes on his new show
Based unironically

dude you ate off that

Sure dave.

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DUDE HE JUST DIDE

5 people reading this thread are going to be dead within 24 hours. Your statement is FALSE

Also it's been fun those of you who are going. I'll see you somewhere better frens

none of you should care about this

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Idk mane my chest has been feeling funny for weeks

>you will die in your lifetime

If you think about it, no, I will not die in my lifetime, because death is outside of the lifetime.

no, the process of death has to occur while you're still alive

I have stage 4 lymphatic cancer, so...

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Has he literally ever been in something noteworthy other than Emperor's New Groove?

David Spade and Rob Schneider are geniuses.

>tommy boy
>joe dirt
>just shoot me
>pcu
Go to bed Tyler

I wouldn't say 'massive', user

>Be me
>Parents and gf still expect me to go out and look for a shitty min wage job tomorrow
>all I want to do is shitpost and die slowly

bet nobody calls you lazy and yells at you

When you get to heaven can you tell my dog holly I love her and i miss her

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This guy truly transcended his ubermanlet status. Not that funny, not handsome, hasn't been relevant for a good ten years, and yet it seems like he is still pulling in girls like a million years younger than him. He must be the nicest guy in the world because no one ever seems to say a bad thing about him and he's been through the ranks of a ton of hot actresses and a few years ago he knocked up a hot Playmate 20 years younger than him.

I remember that time in Spade in America that he said Windows 95 was gonna be forgotten in a couple of weeks.

Nice, made my day OP

didnt his former assistant try to murder him back in the 90s? lol wtf was that all about?

There are people ITT who will die before David Spade.

Good, he was never any funny
And his fans are all boomers

I saw him excuse himself to the bathroom once when he was on a date and he had to slide off the side of the seat like kids do when it's too high for them.

who was in the wrong here?

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