What's your single favorite quote from The Sopranos?

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I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.

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I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to

GABAGOOL

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It’s “fat fuckin ass,” how embarrassing lol

You're on a roll.

You gotta bee ona you hat

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"fuckin' NIGGERS"
"well who huh?! who else?!"

"It won't be cinematic"

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I think it's time for you to start to serously consider salads

this was uncalled for desu

Everything the Major at the military school says. One of my favourite scenes.
>Here the higher good is the good the corps. As General MacArthur said in his farewell address at the Point. The corps, the corps, the corps.

>Where are the Romans now?

You're looking at them.

Fuck you, Paulie. Right now we're just a couple of assholes lost in the woods.

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THA STAAAAFF!

> YOUR SISTER'S CUNT!

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Go shit in your hat!

i'm the mother fucking fuckin one who calls the shots

nobodies got AIDS!

Why would they be wet?

i audibly laughed. esoteric quote user

>or maybe HES stalking US...

>WITH WHAT? HIS COCK?

> .

AIDS?

one of my favorite scenes from the show without a doubt

Hey puss...

your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete

When does this show pick up? I’m seven episodes into the first season and I don’t understand the hype.

suck our cocks?

this fucking wallet is tied to the GODDMANED ESPLANADE GODDAMNIT

What do I mean?

I mean get off my car before you tip it over you fat fuck.

No show can give you taste, you have to bring it with you.

Did she even really exist?

Based zoomer

Let me tell you a couple of three things

IT'S AN AUDITORY THING!

>You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?

I'm supposed to be immune to this shit. You've been slackin' off, and left me unprotected.

You blow that whistle one more time and I'm gonna stick it up your fuckin' ass!

>your brother Billy, whatever happened there

1:28
youtube.com/watch?v=drh8MNLDt1k

My sides

>WHATS NEXT HE GETS TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?
>he wants to fuck her?

>Who's Captain Teebs?
>I dunno he's a captain who owns luxury retirement homes or somethin'
i lol every time

I came into work early one morning. Your head was half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!

When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water, disgusting.

Fuck you Santa!
>OOOOHHHH
>Hey, my friend.... Yooou don't talk that way to Santa!

I said my piece, Chrissy.

Who says you're not a great conversationalist? fuckin' twat.

>We're going to FBI headquarters
>SO?!

FUCKIN' QUEERS!

Anything from Lil Carmine
>very observant, the sacred and the propane
>youre at the precipice of an enormous crossroads

>Enjoy your success

It's the jackeeet!

tree o'clock?

It's impossible to just choose one although I get the most mileage out of "frankly I'm depressed and ashamed"

Under the board walk....

Sacre bleu! Where is mi ma-ma?

2nd season. Dont know what to tell you if you dont like it by then.

Checkers! The thinking man's game!

As a big fan of the Wire I was initially untintered in the first few seasons of The Sopranos, and really didn't start to appreciate it til the actual last season honestly. Not that it wasn't enjoyable before then, it definitely picks up as it progresses, but a lot of its subtle characterization is very missable and once its all over and you're thinking about the fact that you won't see the characters again, you'll almost feel like something is missing.

Every day is a gift, but does it have to be socks?

>its because of poverty
>WELL THEN MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER WHEN ONE TAKES YOUR STEREO

>i use that phrase to talk with women

A black guy? I just can't believe it.

>THIS FACKING-A PRICK IS REALLY DOCTOR?
>Plus I'm a prick doctor, get it?

>he fall for yet another Yea Forums meme
lmao @ ur life

A black guy? Imagine that...

>I'm sorry but they made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
>Yeah, well you haven't heard ours yet.

HE'S A FA-AG

D R O P P E D
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Heh heh.

You know, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car. And as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE

Everything that came out of Ralphie's mouth from start to finish.

>not role playing the destruction of the 2nd temple every night

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Death is not the main theme of the Sopranos.

Why was I born handsome instead of rich?

Heard about the Chinese godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand

We break a lot of balls but I go way back. It's an honor to be joined here tonight by men... And not cornholing cocksuckers like my brother-in-law! He should fucking DIE!

WORD TO THE WISE, REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR

To this day, this scene is filtering plebs without mercy. Do you get it yet, newfags?

Probably when they said gabagool or acted like gangsters that was epic! God this show is great! Kino!

That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit

also themes are for shows that don't know how to just be good, so they go for the gimmick of being "about" something. Sopranos doesn't need themes.

You ever think it was a coincidence that Lou Gherig died of Lou Gherigs disease?

Brainlet here what does it mean

It goes on and on and on and-

You gonna make that same stupid joke every time?

Watch tthe next scene Patsy shows up in. Check back if you still don't get it. It's in th4e same episode. Very end.

Hey 'sil you remember your first blowjob?
>Yeah of course
How long did it take for the guy to come? Hehehe

Look at dis shit! It's like an ad for a weight loss clinic!

>Before
>And WAY Before

Ay! T! Did ya hear what I said?

What are you, yellow card happy?! Yeah zebra, I'm talkin' to you!

just say it ass fag

20 years in the can, taking it up the ass. no more butchie

"I'm reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister de something. He built this chateau. Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris. It even out-shown versailles, where the King lived. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons."

What does Patsy say to Gloria?
He [essentially] says "If you keep fucking with Tony, you're gonna die...and iit won't be Tony's face you see. It'll be MY face, And it won't be cinematic."

This scene doesn't get enough love.

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TAKE ME TO THE RIVER

And the very last shot of the episode is Patsy doing mundane errands. He's getting the groceries for his wife. He's doing boring shit. It's not cinematic. And at the same time, his face is the last thing the viewer sees in that episode (PIne Barrens, I believe). It's a halfway subtle way of the writers telling you, the viewer. that Gloria is dead. even though they don't outright say that for several more episodes.

How about this humi-dity?

AGAIN WITH THOSE FUCKING DUCKS!

anyway...$4 a pound

>He fell of the counter spraying for ants?
>Well, he was wearin' socks.
>Are you aware he has a drug problem?
>Really?

GABAGOOL?!

Give me your shoes! I'll go get help!

Put universal remote back on docking station.

I PAY YOU A FUCKING SALARY!

Holy shit how have I never noticed this before after 6 viewings?

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Don't listen to these retards the show only gets better as it goes and around S4 is when it becomes the GOAT it's hyped to be. Up until that point it's kinda like Archie Bunker as a gangster

Idk, it's entry-level Sopranos shit.

I still have no idea what the fuck this guy is saying in any rewatch I do

i felt the exact same way about the early seasons, i was just coming off the wire and i thought the sopranos was just "alright" then around season 3 it suddenly dawned on me how much of a masterpiece it was

There's also the scene where Karen Baccalari's ghost moves Bobby's glass when Janice finally forces him to eat her last ziti. Catholicism is real in The Sopranos.

Total debacle.

That was the point. He tried to make everyone happy, and in the end he just pissed everybody off.

Sports! That's good! Encourage it!

Michael! Is it true?!
...naw.

kek absolutely my man.

You are weak, you're out of control and you've became an embarassment to yourself and everybody else

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It never stops gaining momentum, so it always gets better and better (a bit similar to Bojack Horseman in terms of upwards slant in quality). I had the same problem the first time I watched, actually wasn't until my second watch that everything clicked. Have watched it countless times now.

Oh ho, look at you!

Everything goes to shit.

>As a big fan of the Wire

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>"A guy comes home with a bunch of flowers for his wife. The wife says "I guess you're expecting me to open my legs." The guy says: "What, we don't have a vase?"

god i love uncle junior

*Caw* SPEC HOUSE *Caw*

A. She was just a whoooar
B. She hit me
C. I was doing a lot of coke

If you want to talk like the mulignan we'll send you to slip and fall school

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>She fell?
>That's my story.

>he was an interior decorator, he killed 16 Czechoslovakians
>but his house looked lke shit

MY MISTAKE CARLOS LIPSTICK WAS ON VITOS COCK

You let him fuck you with a gun to your head?! I thought you were a feminist

>You selfish prick! I'm dying here!
>Then hurry up and die already!

Jesuth Cwithst mistah, you okay in there?

VITO SPATAFORE IS AN ASS MUNCHA

OH SHIT

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When I watched that I assumed patsy DID kill gloria and the body was on the trunk, with the easy the camera lingered on the back of the car.

You fucking refugee!

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Never seen it

FUCKIN' QUEERS

I'm gonna cut you a break. After I throw you over the side, if you can fly, I won't shoot you down.

Some people are so far behind they think they're ahead.

He lazy American. And criminal.

GIVE ME ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS

What the fuck is a golem?

Fuck that! Here's how I say nothin'!

She is a malignant cunt.

No, she killed herself. It was just a meta way of communiicating that to the viewer. A year before people knew what really happened.

>don't you love me?

I like how the Sopranos subverts the audience's expectations tastefully. Like Tony's psychiatrist not sicking him on the guy who raped her for example.

Lek made me loose

kek, fucking Paulie

Why the fuck is that your favorite quote?

In the end, you die in your own arms.

The way he speaks is fun

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Also, right before the scene cuts to black for the credits, a black Mercedes Benz S-Class passes right through the shot like a ghost.

I don't need to remind you where Gloria worked.

how does boardwalk empire compare bros? deciding whether to commence my 5th rewatch of sopranos or try boardwalk. ive enjoyed the clips ive seen of it on youtube.

when you stop being a fanook

Oh yeah, those two guys!

First time you're reading a book and it's bullshit?

it's not even remotely close in quality. there's strong performances by buscemi and a couple of interesting characters and subplots but it's a show that drags a lot. by the end I wasn't sure why the fuck I was watching anymore.

A show without themes is literally just you filming a random person and following them around

Make sure he keeps his mouth shut. Keep ya fucking mouth shut

try Deadwood if you haven’t seen it. i gotta warn you tho, it requires at least higher than average iq to understand.

This part made me realize this show had the best writing ever

Phil definitely fucked dudes in the can

why dont you take a look at yourself some time? insensitive cocksucker

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>Carmine: I'll crack him good. I'll ask for 200 grand.
>Johnny Sack: 200 grand for insulting my wife. What's next, Carmine, he gets to fuck her for a million?

love deadwood friend. rate it only slightly lower than sopranos.

ah thats a shame. il give it a miss then, selected clips on youtube looked good.

He wants to fuck her?

Sorry t. everything’s so fucking morbid. I’m gonna grab a smoke

watch until Jimmy dies and it becomes a great tragedy.
fucking stupid decision, they'd rather jerk off nucky and every irishman on the show until the very last episode.

Hi Jack
Bye Jack

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underrated

kek

wasn't he a pain in the ass actor to deal with and that's why they killed him off?

The truth is that Pussy, much like the Puerto Rican acupunturist girl he was referring to that he ate out, didn't exist.
Tony didn't shoot him - he was simply shooting at God.

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That whole episode had to be a blast to film for the actors

You're a waste of space

give me one thousand dollars

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kino was lost that day then

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>directed by Steve Buscemi
Yep, its based

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

dunce

Pretty much any scene with carmine
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and your brother Billy, whateva happened over there

>That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.

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>rate Deadwood slightly lower than sopranos
Shit taste, deadwood is not even close to sopranos kino.
Its new movie is even a living proof how makers didn't know which character to push.
That ugly dyke jane should have been killed off in first season but they keep on bringing her.

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Some of the shit this show got away with showing

Gets better season 2 and onward because they tone down the family shit (Meadow, AJ, Mom) once Junior isn’t the antagonist it also helps a lot.

>Who is it?
>Hitler open up
>What happened did we wake you or other 6 million jews sleeping with you heh
>fuck you
>Look at him talking back to us, probably used his hand to wipe his ass back in the oven
How did David chase get away with it?

You didn't even reached Boca yet you fagola

Kek, Johnny had a good point there though.

This is why I can't anybody seriously when they try to say GoT or BB is on the same level as the Sopranos

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I must be loyle to my Capo.

What a killjoy prick. everyone know reminiscing is the best

A pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of gold.

Agreed. The main theme is "Woke Up This Morning (Got Yourself a Gun)".

LOOK AT HER, SHE'S SMILING!

I remember thinking this when I was 17. Rewatched around 24 and it was much better, but not quite up there for me as the GOAT. Third rewatch and I unequivocally believe it is the best series ever created.

She musta crawled under thea fo wooomth

Speaking of 98 pounds, I hear Ginny Sacks getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass.

I just assume that they are underage or low IQ.

>what you killed the dog, was it barking?
Paulie Best character Gaultieri.

When ginny sack goes hunting bears have hide their food.

Your sister's ass.

Which movie was he referring to when he said this?

Fuck lol

That was a weak one Ralphie
Ralphie was a scumbag but Tony shouldn't have killed him.

Tony's therapy session after AJ attempts suicide. Gandolfini is nothing short of breathtaking.

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Tomorrow I'll be on time but Paulie will be stupid forever

Filming a mentally ill person like Tony is literally tbe whole appeal of the show

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKIN' UN NOW?

>Why was I born handsome instead of rich

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WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!

EXCUSEME?! I'm a vice president! You fucking asshole!

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Richie's death is another good example.

autism. communal remembrance between friends family and neighbors is one of humanity's best aspects

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox"

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CARMELA WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE door please, honey, it's awfully loud in here

The guys name wasn't Jack, though...

GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY COCKSUCKA - House Form Phil

You know, Quasimodo predicted this

“And mr Williams he don’t play”
“Stupid fucking game”

UNCLE PHILLY MY ASS

Holy fuck, that's legit incredible. Come to think of it, that scene always confused me. Like why am I watching Patsy of all people do mundane shit as the episodes closer.

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Finn DeTrolio

My Arch-nemesis

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What does d-girl even mean?

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Girl that I wanna give the D

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The boss of this family TOLD you you're gonna be Santa Claus - you're Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it.

>those legs
>her underwear just laying there
madon

Funny how you don't need legS to be the best girl in Sopranos

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I am HERE. I have things to say!

Idunno, that other explanation sounds a bit overly analytical. I always took that closing scene as simply showing how mundane the life of a mob 'assassin' would be. Patsy doesn't go home and train or brood or do any badass crap, he just goes grocery shopping, but he'll shoot a woman if he's asked to. Part of the overall Sopranos style of deglamorizing the mob lifestyle after we had so many movies that glamorized it.

One of the trucks...

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"Apples and bowling balls."

i essentially quote everything of paulie's

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Where he calls the nigger a nigger

Can I post a quote from an actual good show instead?
>I am not in danger skyler... I am the danger

*draws a parabolic curve in the air using his forefinger*
One thousand more!?

He was a jew himself
Jews have a pass
same with south park and spiderman

Tfw no Carmela mommy to tickle torture me

D(ick) Girl
Yes she has a penis, a small and feminine one but its still a penis

Cringe tbqh all quotes from BB are.

>The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective
The man is pure gold

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Gabagool?
Ova here !

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>Joe Peeps? couldn't have been too much to clean up, he he he he he

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That's what I was leaning toward all this time. I guess both make sense, and that's really why the show is so great. It makes the mind wander, which is such a powerful thing.

>oooh would you looke at that, it's like an add for a fucking weight loss center. Before and WAAAY before he he he he he
>you hear what I said Tone? They're like an add for a weight loss centre

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>same with south park and spiderman
>spiderman
What's up with spidey ?

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based Frank Valli guest star

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>mfw Tone laughed at somebody's else joke

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>yeah, before and after

everytime paulie says the word 'capable'

>whenever i'm in one of these places i remember that my grandmother was part fugawi

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You're talking to the wrong white man, my friend. My people were the white man's nigger when yours were still painting their faces and chasing zebras.

Black satanic magic

O SHIT IT'S THAT FUCKING ZIP FURIO

There’s a bee on your hat

IT WAS THE MEDICATION, TONE.!
I CAN GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE.

Out there it's the 1990's. In here it's 1954. No more sex talk at the breakfast table.

Then why would he say it??

I gotta take a wicked shit.

Uncle Ben and the Green Goblin characters are extremely racist, misogynistic and anti-semitic in the movie.
Scenes like the one where the Green Goblin kills his colleagues simply because they are jewish.

And how the Doc Osborn alternate personality (The Green Goblin) is Adolf Hitler and it's main quest is to enact vengeance on the jewish people by making another Holocaust by himself.

Or how uncle Ben's last words are "Fuck niggers" and then Peter goes to the project to fuck with black people.

Or how the first costume Peter makes for the wrestling match has a swastika stamped on the chest. And when the announcer calls in his name wrong and he corrects it by saying "It's Holocaust man not spider man"

Seriously, how did you missed that?
The whole point of the movie is about the conscientiousness dilemma that Peter who is a nazist himself will join or combat the Green Goblin and Peter chooses the latter not because of some ideological or moral reason but simply because he happens to kidnap his aunt and aryan gf.

The Green Goblin thought this would finally and completely turn Peter into his command but it backfired and had the polar opposite effect he expected, alienating Peter and making him a enemy.

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You know you've watched too much sopranos when you read every single post immediately in the correct voice in your head.

GOD DAMN MOTHAFUCKIN ORANGE PEEL BEEF

Sun Tzu

Its not like that matchabelly shit

You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

Wtf I never realized this

> Are you gonna hog ALL the ice?

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>Hi Jack
>Hijack

Brendan was hijacking trucks when he wasn't supposed to. Bye user.

>she gets killed later
>it was absolutely cinematic

>wife comes home with a big bouquet of flowers wife says to him what do you expect me to do just open up my legs? Husband says to her no honey a vase will do just fine
junior had some good jokes

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its only worth watching for based mommy Gretchen Mol

ahh shit fucked that up supposed to say husband first

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Also if you look really closely you can see someone hanging in the store window

peeps? Its a fucking nickname!

you and tony egg again

>sun tehzu

>Jesus Christ Tones, you must really hate that Family Guy shit.

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God I would do anything to experience this show for the first time again

>After all these years, I have The Sopranos, Tony Soprano.

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>he fell for it
It's just stupid Italian apes killing each other while going LOOK HOW 90S WE ARE, the Sopranos is not good.

Why is Paulie always spouting kino

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Raplhie beating that chick to death really woke me up, I watched the series for the first time earlier this year after having watched the Wire a few years ago

Tracys death almost "offended" me, and no not in a SJW way, just how blasie everyone was about it, the show hadn't been so brutal up until that point not to mention it was contrasted with Meadow getting into College

How long did you wait until rewatching the series, only finished it in March but man I want to watch it again

I tried it with the wire but I just cannot slog through all that again

CGI is starting to look a little dated though.

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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT CHASE CONFIRMED TONYS DEATH 2 DAYS AGO!

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lmao

you think i started this life 10 minutes ago?

it wasn't just about ginny though, tracy and the horse too, he just gave Tony to much shit to deal with

My ONLY complaint with this show is how they handled Junior, he just seemed in and out of the show at random points, never really involved, not with the crime stuff obviouslly but he never felt connected like the rest of the characters were

"I put provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning."

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>"It's just... you know... I can't believe it."

For some reason this always got me.
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I always find it puzzling how to this day there are retards on here who genuinely don't get that Phil was a closet fag.