Joana D'Arc kino when??

What is it with fucking nips portraying her as a dumb blonde?

Played by Timothée Chalamet

Here's your Joan of Arc bro

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Christianity is literally too complex for Asian insect brains to comprehend. They can't help but fuck it up.

L O R D E

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He’d find a way, It it meant he’d play a lead role in a kino where he gets to kill more Eternals
8/10. Would slaughter Eternal Anglos with.
It’s probably because of the women, if anything. The Virgin Mary herself has probably been perverted by these people as well.

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>Here's your Joana D'Arc bro

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Aesthetically, yes.
Personality? No.

Here's your Jeanne d'Arc, bro.

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Fuck Joan. Give me Gilles kino.

How would he handle the Fairy Tree?

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So fucking ugly, goddamn

Why was she so pure bros?

>giving a movie to a worthless french prostie

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Reported

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Yeah, OP's 90 years late.

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can i get a quick rundown on her?

Fifth element

she got set on fire lmao

Best girl

Yes. The Messenger. it was kino

Are you a woman? Who the fuck cares about personality when we're talking about performance?

She was a glorified flag bearer, and people around thought she was mystical and shit and she gave them good luck and blessings, basically a mascot

You don't get performance without personality you moron.

Literally thought about it last week after reading Mark Twain's book where it's just him gushing about his waifu for 500 pages.
>two films
>first showing her origins and rise to power, ending with victory in Orléans and Charles coronation
>second one shows her downfall, the cowardice of Charles, the burgundy fucking shits and at least 50% of film is a 1:1 recreation of the trials using real-life dialogue

My idea for the framing device is that two church representatives are sent to talk to one of Joan's childhood friends who was with her up until her capture (essentially the same device Twain uses in his book), who's now an old man. He takes them to Domrémy and tells the story from his perspective, talking about the absolutely bonker shit like the fairy tree, Joan's unrelenting spirit, the legendary sword, how she foresaw her getting inured in battle, etc...
And while he's telling them, we cut back to their conversation and the two church guys try to rationalize and normalize the events, and how she was just a mad woman doing mad shit. But the more the story advances the more they start to believe in her and they leave the old man not entirely sure if she was just crazy or not.
quirky plot twist that I don't know if it'd work: the church guys are actually time-traveling historical archivists from the future. As two cynical men of science they leave the experience believing a little more in a higher power
And this leads to my final point that the film would have to be deeply religious for it to work.

Also it's pretty gay but I imagined an ending were the guilt-ridden old man asks to sit alone by the Fairy Tree to mope, and he has a vision of Joan smiling at him, he breaks down in smiles and tears as the credits start. Dunno if it's a good idea tho

pic related as Joan

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of course you don't know, two recent kinos are already out.

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olivia merilahti would be perfect for it desu

is she still alive? haven't heard of her since despair hangover and ectassy

Age of Empires Cinematic Universe when?

Literally kill yourself weeb, i'm not even joking. Fucking subhuman filth.

she's a mom now

instagram.com/olivia.merilahti/?hl=pt-br

god i wish i was born in france and next to her, shes my dream girl. maybe next life

She's still alive

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new music incoming? with The Do?

this

guess not. check their fb
/thedoband
what a shame

anyone remember that incontinence advertisement with Joan of Arc.

Would you prefer the twelve year old version

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literal french military waifu. the only thing she had was good bants.

Seething anglo spotted. Still cant handle getting btfo by a backwoods farmgirl.

roastie literally got toasty

Plenty of Koreans are Christians

>Joan d'Arc played by an Englishwoman

EMBARRASSING DESU

That's the 12-year-old version of her edgy twin tho

I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings; a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers. Her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, brutally tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed.

Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Guillaume de Normandie from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Étienne de Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey 'Plantagenet' d'Anjou from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'.
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, SUDDENLY, it was all 'self determination' and 'we can't have an English ruler on the French throne!'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has SAINTED this chienne. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know J*an have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated; one of the best-educated women in the world at that time.

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>The Count of Dunois, one of her commanders: "... when myself and the others were in the Maiden's company none of us had any wish or desire to have intercourse with women; and it seemed that this was almost miraculous

>Bertrand de Poulengy, who escorted her to Chinon: "Each night, Jehanne lay down to sleep beside Jean de Metz and myself, wearing her surcoat and her hosen [i.e., pants], laced and secured [this refers to the fact that such clothing was designed so that the tunic and pants could be fastened together]. At that time I was young, nevertheless I never had any desire or carnal impulse to know her as a woman; I wouldn't have dared to make such a request of Jehanne, as a result of the goodness that I saw in her

>Jean de Metz: "[In the fields along the way to Chinon] She, myself and Bertrand took our rest together each night, but the Maiden slept near me, wearing her tunic and hosen, and I felt such dread of her that I would not have dared to ask [her to have sex]; and upon my oath I never had any desire towards her nor carnal feeling

>Gobert Thibault, King's squire: "In the army she was always with the soldiers; and I have heard it said by many of Jehanne's companions that they never had desire for her, or rather sometimes desire was present but they never would have been so presumptuous [i.e., to actually act on it]; and they believed that such was not possible; and many times, when they were speaking about sins of the flesh and words which could incite carnal desires, when they saw and came near to her, they could not speak of such things, as they suddenly lost all carnal desire. And I questioned several who sometimes slept at night in Jehanne's company, who answered me as I have just testified..."

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>Jean d'Aulon, her squire and bodyguard: "Even though she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely, and there were many times, when helping her to put on her armor or otherwise, I have seen her breasts [i.e., the shape of the breasts underneath her tunic: clothing was always worn with armor, needless to say]; and sometimes her legs completely bare when dressing her wounds, [i.e., at the siege of Paris where she was shot in the thigh] and I went near to her many times, and I was [at that time] strong, young and in my prime, never did I feel carnal desire towards her from any sight or contact I had with the Maiden; neither did any of her soldiers or squires, based on what I heard them say many times."

>Duke Jean II d'Alençon, one of her commanders: "Sometimes in the army I slept in the field beside Jehanne and the soldiers, and I sometimes saw Jehanne prepare for sleep, and sometimes saw her breasts [again, only the shape: she always slept fully clothed, according to the other eyewitnesses], which were beautiful; however, at no time did I ever have any carnal desire for her."

>"Chronique de la Pucelle": "if it so happened that she had to take her lodging in the fields with the soldiers, she never removed her armor. There were many, even among the great lords, who determined to find out whether they could spend the night with her; and for this purpose they went to her nobly dressed; but as soon as they saw her, all feelings of desire ceased"

She was literally too pure for this world

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The entire french army ran a train on that 14 year old pussy.

Probably one of the best kinos I've ever seen

She was 19 idiot

Joan was a gnostic templar whore. I'm glad she burned tbqh.

five long years

Look at the rage she inspires in the eternal anglo to this very day. That alone should tell you what a quality woman Joan D'arc was.

what does this even mean

Better than the source material so I'm not complaining.

That's because France is a holy land and the eldest daughter of the Church.

England is trash and became heretics a century later.

Chivalric fiction was very popular during that period so every faggot knight tried to be honorable on paper.

>be a young man and enter college for history degree
>in my first year I blamed the jews
>by my fourth year I realized it was the anglo
if the anglos hate her she was probably pretty awesome

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I want to jerk off to these woman being burnt alive

one of my first crushes, when i was too young to understand why i liked a girl character so much

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*AHEM* FUCK ANGLOS AND FUCK NIGGERS

how's ramadan going muhamad?

Anime website

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Ahem.
youtube.com/watch?v=BlRWUgID8Jw

It's over for a month retard

I want to defile her holy body

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ya'll nigas serious? Best Jean coming through.

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redpilled

>less than 500 followers
you need help

lol

it should be fucking illegal to utter the phrase "joan of arc"

Glorified cheerleader who got ROASTED.

gilles de rais was exonerated in the 90s. There were no bodies, no crying mothers, and his judges inherited all of his property. Its the perfect example of history being written by the victors.

basically jeanne was a sports gambler on the hottest streak of her life. got so hot the ownership had to whack her

SHE'S SO HIGH

based schizophrenia anglo hater