Who would you cast for each role?
pic related, my choices
Lord of the Rings Remake
Adam Flores
Landon Hill
I know this is a meme bait thread but making Legolas a girl is unironically kino.
Levi Lewis
I’d watch this shit just for money and el goblina
Jaxson Cox
Would absolutely watch this
Owen Nelson
If they ever remake LOTR I'm going to start killing celebrities
Josiah Edwards
Boromir, Arwen, Saruman, and Gollum would absolutely unironically be kino choices
William Perry
>Gimli
based
Evan Johnson
naw, making Sam a girl so Frodo can fall in love and fuck her on mount doom is kino
Brayden Roberts
>Aragorn not black for the IR diversity points of his romance with Arwen
Rejected.
I like your idea of saving budget by not having to CGI Gollum, though. Don't give up, you have a future in this.
Hunter Taylor
>Boromir
I mean, it works, but make him look a bit more worn and he'd make a just as good Aragorn. Not Viggo Mortensen, but good enough to not be a joke next to him.
>Arwen
Nah. Daddario looks too much like a prostitute for the role. Arwen looks more dignified than she could ever be costumed/made up to be.
Agree with Saruman, though.
Zachary Parker
>white males
No thanks
Zachary Howard
Op is mad as fuck to waste so much time making oc
Angel Lopez
Keith David Gandalf.....kino
Jaxon Wilson
I'm not even memeing that cast is perfection, even the joke choices are bangers. Only weak link is Bilbo
>female Legolas
>BDH as comic relief female dwarf
>kids as hobbits
>Keith David Gandalf vs Charles Dance Saruman
absolute kino
You didn't even lazy out and made Aragorn a nigger, you made him a spic and put a qt black chick as Éowyn YOU FUCKING GENIUS
Isaac Williams
>black/latino/woman forced castings aren't shit
Hollywood needs more people like you, OP
Nathaniel Bell
See a ‘here’s why’ or ‘here’s how’ article. Immediately close it.
Andrew Cook
white males are okay as long as they're the villian
Isaiah Sullivan
And that's a good thing
And it's beautiful
And it's everything
And why that's not a bad thing
Jonathan Bell
hmm, that name.
Sebastian Cruz
>no Idris Elba
Carter Gomez
fucking hell can ((they)) stop making black people the wisest characters
Justin Lewis
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>also, (((Finn Wolfhard)))
Joshua Davis
>you will never be ashkenazi jewish
Alexander Thompson
He's cast as the eagles.
Gabriel Jackson
And that's fine
And we're okay with that
And we LOVE it
>inb4 "New study finds people more likely to access media with "Here's why" in the title. Here's why"