Buys small popcorn instead of a medium

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>>buys small popcorn instead of a medium
Penis in the popcorn trick, still works BTW

>thanks to the file name i can tell what her face expression is trying to tell me
should i buy two small? cause thats cheaper than one medium

why to kino theaters always smell like old piss?

isn't it their job to clean up?

>You mean I have to EARN the money I am paid?
These people would hate to be Hot Pockets

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>not supporting your local cino colisseum

Have you been to the luxury kinoplex? They smell like much fresher piss

I get stared at too in public but I can't figure out if it's because I'm tall or weird looking or a pretty boy. Just today two teenage girls saw me walking towards them and they started stumbling over eachother and staring at me without saying anything.

seriously is it that butter syrup that makes it smell like that?

>not torrenting your popcorn
fucking morons

>eating food while watching a film

this is the sign you're a gluttonous pig who should be shot, literally no reason to do-so other than WOAH FEEL GOOD LOL YUM YUM BELRGG. To top it all off, youre making so much noise stuffing your face, there is nothing more distracting that some pig fuck munching of awful snacks when youre trying to watch a film.

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Absolute state of amerifats. Trash people

how pathetic and weak do you have to be to cry about that little mess? sure the people that do it are disgusting, but is nothing. try cleaning a supermarket food court after the obese fucks have been at the buffet ALL FUCKING DAY, filling up their plates and hardly touching their food, then stacking their plates 6 plates high sandwiching all the food, and NOT LETTING YOU CLEAN IT until they leave, because "NAH BABY WE IZ STILL EATIN DAT!". 5 fucking tables full of this shit. that theater mess is nothing. the state of teenagers, baka

I can barely finish a small and there's no way I'm going to eat that shit later in the day so what's the point?

It's a strategy for me. Eat salty popcorn so there's less risk of having to piss.

aren't you supposed to dump that shit on the floor as a tip? (if in america)

>movie soundtrack is so quiet you can hear people eating popcorn

>people left demanding refund

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kek

>forget to bring my anvil
>get banned from the kinoplex
fuck bros wat do

Hopefully they didn’t put you on the international ban list. If not just move to the next town over and remember you anvil next time.

>drinks one soda instead of six
lmao

>uses air popper instead of cooking popcorn on the stove

>can't watch a movie without shoving junk food down his throat

Well I guess this is me because they would have to run out of popcorn before I gave up eating it during the showing.

why keep it? just throw it on the floor for the wagies to clean up.

> gets a large popcorn
> doesn't bring a toothpick

>doesn't sneak in a extra large papa johns pizza and take a slice then pass it around.

lmao. it's like you hate life.

>paying 10 bucks for something that costs 10 cents to produce

Major yikes.

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>he doesn't buy $10 popcorn.

mazel tov.

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Do you or did you:
>have a fucked hair cut
>wear a fursuit
>walk retarded, like monty python silly walk retarded
>stare at the girls directly for a long time

If not, then they were probably just checking you out or something.
Teenage girls act pretty retarded regardless so you can't conclude much from a short interaction.

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Imagine getting this angry over something so trivial

>baked beans
can a North Dakotan please confirm?

lol have sex loser

North Dakotan here, can confirm we love our beans!

*edit* wow this post sure blew up, my inbox is going nuts! thanks for the gold kind stranger!

How small and meek you have to be to get fat for eating pop corn once in a while

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last time this happened to me I just pretended that I was mentally retarded and asked to use the bathroom. it was a close call, but the kinoplex investigators eventually let me leave

>carrying cinema popcorn home
jesus do amerifats really do this?

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Usually with a large you get a free refill, so on the way out I just dump whatever left in the trash and I get a newer batch.