Actress Lucy Liu had sex with a ghost

>“It was sheer bliss. I felt everything. I climaxed. And then he floated away.”

dreamstudies.org/2012/03/14/the-ecstasy-of-lucy-liu-erotic-encounters-in-hypnagogia/

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sounds like a spook fucked her

And that ghost... was me!

woo woo!

but was it 'rape' ?

It was just rape wasn’t it

Based space ghost

not surprised theres ghosts in her geriatric facility old ass bicc

I dated a girl who swore she was fucked by an incubus that she had summoned. She also carried dried out chickens feet in her purse to ward off evil.

$20 says it was Bill Murray in a sheet.

literally me and my 3 incher

calm down faggot baby

It was sexy, so yes

she's still fine as hell. Bonus points for having entered Mommy mode

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ghosts must affected by gravity, or are they floating through space trying to find earth so they can fuck us like the ayys

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Probably me, I'm dead inside and beaten off to her in the past

>he immediately grabs her shoes
Probably during the break he sniffs his fingers

You really think someone would do that? Some powerful producer with infinite connections and unlimited access to her would just drug and rape Lucy Liu in 1999 with no consequences? Doesn't sound likely. Was probably ghosts.

I thought it was us that's trying to fuck them.

Are you implying that Lucy Liu was raped in the blistering heat of the summer of 1999?

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kek what a bitch

I want to be the ghostface whitey that haunts her asshole

EVEN FUCKING GHOSTS ARE GETTING LAID JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's not that good user and women are awful

not just getting laid, THEY GOT TO SMASH PRIME LUCY LIU PUSSY.

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!! AAAAAHHHHHHH

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>It's not that good
you had some bad pussy then.

JUST BOO YOURSELF, BRO

Ghosts are future astronaut dads stuck in black holes that can only communicate through fucking. That's why they call them terrasex.

Happy pride month, homoanon

ECTOPLASM

Maybe I'm just really good at jacking off bitch

if only

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But did she get slimed?

The scene in Scary Movie 2 where the chick gets fucked like crazy by the ghost gave me a childhood stiffy

>childhood
>scary movie 2

Mods? Got an underaged here.

fucking homo, she's the only hollywood actress to have aged well. she looks better at her current age than most broads at 20

Don't mean to make you feel old but that movie came out 32 years ago

I wonder if she used a ghost realtor to find the property.

I'd slime her if you're picking up what I'm putting down

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I would have sexual intercourse with her should the opportunity arise, if you sniff my drift

kek

I don't. What do you mean my good sir, care to elaborate?

are ghosts honorary whites?

I bet the ghost was white.

Dramatic reenactment of the event

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Oh god, can't believe I actually jerked off to this when I saw it as a 12 year old

I can't believe I'm actually jerking off to it right now

i might jerk off to this later

probably a sexual experience of sleep paralysis

Why did she do that little hop at the end? :/

so all incels have to do is die and they can finally get laid...

I tried inducing this as a virgin 16 year old thinking I could experience what it felt like to have sex. Ended up just having a sleep paralysis and being scared to shit. I was pretty stupid.

I remember getting an intense bonner watching that shit back in the day

How do you induce it?

Fucking /x/ fags get out. It clearly says in the article it's just hypnagogia, sleep paralysis. It even happens most frequently during short naps. I've had it happen during the night. Nothing sexual but it's definitely like a physical presence. It probably explains 99% of old demon myths and apparitions. The mind is very powerful. Generally, the closer you are to sleeping the more the brain takes over and senses fade away. When I'm close to falling asleep my minds eye becomes vivid almost like my eyes are open and I even begin to hear shit as I'm falling asleep

R9K was right women even perfer chad ghost over normal guys

I've used that excuse when caught masturbsting as well.

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Asians think of black people like ghosts. Lucy is saying she fucked a big dick negro

Yeah I've had a wet dream too it wasn't angels just hormones

>Asians think of black people like ghosts.
No, thats almost right, it's demons, they think of them as demons.

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still gives me a bit of a chub if I'm honest

she's Asian, are you retarded?

A simpler time.