As a public service...

I agree with all except these, which will -always- be funny in moderation:
>_?_, More like __.
>And by X I mean Y
(specially if used in a linked chain of these)
>Life Hack
(specially if it's play under the idea that the user is a moron discovering something obvious)
>Well payed
>Hard pass
>Shots fired
(only if it's an old or serious person saying it trying to be funny)
It was short lived, and always lame. e.g. Wow, you're so ignorant dot com.

Did you get to meet Adam Devine

So what you’re saying is 90% of this is instagram/facebook culture.

No clue what you mean, I don't use either. Could you paraphrase or elaborate?

toxic
Donald Trump and any variations of it

might have to give Workaholics another go then because I agree with this and I always have hated all of these lines

>I love lamps

>taking comedy advice from the workaholics writers room
Let's not and say we did.

>I absorbed my twin in the womb
I’ve never heard this used as a joke. In fact the only time I’ve ever heard it mentioned in tv/film was on the venture

Anything to do with sneed.

>Donald Trump and any variations of it
I get a lot of people don't like him but you can't consume any media at this time without being force fed a political opinion on him.

Need to retire:
>have sex
>x formerly y
>yikes
>cancelled
>roasted
>dabbing
>oof
>YAS

Still good:
>big guy
>for you
>bane
>shansha

>Must protect the grand supreme leader

>Can’t we all just...get along?
>Dat ass
>I’ll have what s/he’s having
>Aw hell naw!
>No shit Sherlock

Some that I’d like to bring back
>Gag me with a spoon
>Talk to the hand, cause the face ain’t listening
>Put a sock in it/Cram it with walnuts
>Up yours with a twirling lawnmower
>Don’t have a cow man/ take a chill pill

I didn't say that. I'm just tired of everyone thinking they are a political expert in the writers room and shitting that opinion on every form of media. I'm sorry I didn't make that simple enough for you the first time.

> . . . at all costs

Ok, well nice talking to you

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>posts another fine human being

yikes

>Really?
Really?

Pretending young people are funny

>reddit unable to communicate now

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>x formerly y
I don't get this one. Could you fill the x and y with examples to illustrate?

im working from home im working naked oh nooo I just spilled coffee on my lap!!! help me workers comp!!! funny or not?

>what would you add?
based
redpilled
cringe
honk honk
have sex
dilate
discord tranny

What was the reason? To just pepper them randomly in the episode?

What about
>Harrenhal
I suppose, that's of the table as well?

nah have to wait a few years for the normies to steal those from us before full reddification

>BACON ANYTHING
TOPKEK

R*EDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAO

*Whomst'd've're

Retired, formerly good

You silly goose.

Sneed's Seed and Feed, formerly Chuck's.

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no, that ones a keeper

Op is a shit stirrer presenting this as politically motivated, boards are great everything on them is reddit humour. Literally write at the top "what makes you laugh other than bazonga theory" andcdraw some fucking arrows on it and its reddit.

can you not? on crack / steroids

huuuuur

Man, workaholics got so shitty in the later seasons. What happened? I thought their new movie was pretty funny, so I don't know how the writing for the show got so bad, unless they were just tired of it.

i think this is just the script for an episode of archer

You'd think these would go without saying for any good writer. Does this mean this shit pops up all the time in writer's rooms? Is that why most comedy is shit nowadays?

I was about to get mad then read it and I agree with a lot of these, desu

why would they cancel such a wonderful phrase as lady boner?

So does this span 2011-2017, or is there a clear beginning/cutoff?

THANK YOU, NEXT

>Um... In english please

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Big oof, formerly yikes
Have sex

writers are 40 something genXers, old enough to be out of touch but not enought to be concious about it

The Office
youtube.com/watch?v=E9tHJ-cm338

OF COURSH

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>Va-jay-jay
That dumb shit still tickles me. But it has it's place in the trash pile.

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Food?
What the fuck are you talking about?

It probably wasn't a serious mandated exercise to create the list but a spontaneous activity.

Did they just watch one episode of Archer and transcribe it?

>Can you not?
>Good talk.
>I think that came out wrong.
>That went well.
>Thanks... I guess
These are so generic in terms phrases, unless people are saying them in overly wacky ways or all the time I can't imagine people even picking up on them being said, it seems superfluous.

How the hell is this political?

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>used none of them
Based.

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>I LOVE LAMP
>Needs to be retired

fuckin excuse me

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>>Good talk.
>>I think that came out wrong.
>>That went well.
>>Thanks... I guess
Sounds like west wing/sorkin.

they want to stop using those phrases as forced punchlines suceded by laught tracks

Pepe
Kino
Based
X-pilled
Tranny

Basically all the 15 year old memes thats 15 year olds on Yea Forums use and think are funny.

dilate

Honestly, most Trump jokes need to be retired

I think Trump is retarded but he's such an obviously easy target...you kind of can't do anything that hasn't already been done or that he won't just do himself

The Family Guy Trump episode is a good example of horrifically stale jokes

boards are over

That is the most American whiteboard ever. Come up with some new jokes, Yanks.

Did you type that with Michelle Obama’s cock in your mouth ?

>Bag of dicks
Louis CK BTFO by the chadlennials. Are there any dumpy fucking gen-xers from the opie and anthony circuit these guys have NOT btfo?

>Um, exsqueeze me??

this is the first thing to have made me laugh in weeks. congratulations, user, you are now a comedy writer

yes, why would anyone want to avoid this teenage girl tier cliched npc dialogue? if it ain't broke, why fix it? personally i wish all scripts would exclusively use txt shorthand and emojis in lieu of actors, but i'm a bit of a maverick. workaholics didn't even have a laughtrack, did it? what in the fuck were they thinking?
DUDE WEED LMAO

Yeah I’m sure normies are gonna start using “discord trannies”

Remember when Yea Forums memes were so taboo you wouldn't even see them on facebook? Probably not.

The only good Trump joke was when someone built a little wall around his hollywood star.

Put It Down was funny.

I know what you were doing. Clever. Everyone else is a moron. Didn't get me to type it though, bitch.

THE BEST DRUMPF JOKE WAS HIM BEING ELECTED LMAO

THE ENCORE IN 2020 IS GONNA BRING DOWN THE HOUSE

ALMOST FEEL BAD
SUICIDE HOTLINE BETTER HIRE ON SOME TEMPS
TEACH THEM ALL THOSE CONVOLUTED LEFTOID THINGS LIKE RAPE CULTURE AND MICRO AGGRESSIONS
THEIR GONNA NEED TO SPEAK SJW TO TALK DOWN ALL THOSE ASSBLASTED LEFTOIDS :^)

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baking powder?

If you watched more shitty tv you'd know they're cliches.

DRINK YOUR SNAKE JUICE