>Mr. user, you told us that you were alone in the local Kinoplex when the muder happened, but we checked that and the Kinoplex claims they use a very strict no-singles policy. Well?
Mr. user, you told us that you were alone in the local Kinoplex when the muder happened...
Isaiah Young
Logan James
>I was with my falcon
Samuel Young
what the fuck is a kinoplex
Kevin Stewart
the place where everyone on this board makes love to your mother
Chase Perry
>Well Lieutenant, I think you'll find that they allow the designated shooter to be alone, and in fact I have this receipt right here proving that I was in the middle of failing the penis inspection during the crime. Now if you're done wasting my time, I have a volunteer position with a Mongolian cave painting board I'd like to get back to.
Angel Sanchez
the area above the popcorn mines
Christian Perry
a crime scene stupid
Jace James
You can ask my good friend Robert, who happened to work that shift, to verify my whereabouts. Or even that cranky old jap who sells popcorn and for some reason forced me to buy raw kernels and butter for 300 dollars.
Blake Martin
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
OH GOD IT WAS ROBERT HE LET ME IN OH BLESSED ST. DENIS IT WAS ROBEEEEEEEERT
Andrew Price
>Just one more thing Mr. user, about this message board business... is it true you receive no monetary compensation?
Asher Parker
>Well, yes, I mean it doesn't have set hours or anything, and I like to believe it let's me make my community a better place.
Parker Ramirez
>two Colombo threads
for what purpose?
Cooper Jenkins
So let me get this straight: not only were you aware about the relationship between Tyrone and your wife, but whenever your wife and Tyrone had uh, "relations", you went into your shed out back?
And you say you were in this shed at the time of the double homicide of Mr. Tyrone and you wife?
Adam Green
One is for discussion the other is for autistic roleplaying
David Hill
no wonder you weren't invited
Jaxson Hall
Welcome to the autistic roleplaying thread, fren.
Cameron Davis
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
David Ward
>A philanthropist, I see, I see... it’s just that, and you’ll have to forgive me for saying so, some would find a grown man doing this sort of thing...well they would most likely consider it a rather queer affair
Austin White
>That may as well be, but I'm sure many people say the same thing about a man living with his mother. I've never been one for expectations Lieutenant.
Xavier Hill
I seem to have no recollection of such an event, Lieutenant.
Grayson Roberts
>So, you are working for free, and now you mention still living with one’s parents. Isn't that a coincidence! I'll tell ya, this case is just full of 'em.