>Mr. user, you told us that you were alone in the local Kinoplex when the muder happened, but we checked that and the Kinoplex claims they use a very strict no-singles policy. Well?
Mr. user, you told us that you were alone in the local Kinoplex when the muder happened...
>I was with my falcon
what the fuck is a kinoplex
the place where everyone on this board makes love to your mother
>Well Lieutenant, I think you'll find that they allow the designated shooter to be alone, and in fact I have this receipt right here proving that I was in the middle of failing the penis inspection during the crime. Now if you're done wasting my time, I have a volunteer position with a Mongolian cave painting board I'd like to get back to.
the area above the popcorn mines
a crime scene stupid
You can ask my good friend Robert, who happened to work that shift, to verify my whereabouts. Or even that cranky old jap who sells popcorn and for some reason forced me to buy raw kernels and butter for 300 dollars.
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
>dont snitch on Robert
OH GOD IT WAS ROBERT HE LET ME IN OH BLESSED ST. DENIS IT WAS ROBEEEEEEEERT
>Just one more thing Mr. user, about this message board business... is it true you receive no monetary compensation?