Lack of nipples in NGE

>stop watching anime
Never

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they edited the nips out of EoE?

>go to your doctor
I'm an American, no can do

The Reiquarium should have nipples.

There's some nipples here and there. Especially in Sadamoto's manga and EoE.

The show was ostensibly for children up until the second half.

Doesn't End of Evangelion have a naked toddler Rei?

How the fuck did they get away with that?

POST THE FUCKING TITS THEN.

have sex

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Why would they censor it? They have lots of shows with nudity. Did you guys forget about Devilman Crybaby?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Don’t have hobbies or things you enjoy because you need to be a real man and read the Bible and shit

I’ll pass senpai

90s jap TV won't ever let tits or blood pass on mainstream shonen, but Hideaki "one frame tiddies" Anno fucked them hard on both counts

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>you're free, here's the complete list of things you are allowed to do in your life though
americans....

>"brie" nipple

disgusting

it's too bad elliot rogers dad didnt make him pilot a big mecha

based

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The TV show never had nipples. It was shown on TV, after all.
EoE had Asuka's nipple at the beginning.
In Rebuild 2, Asuka's areole peeks out early on and Rei's nippled tits are out on full display when Zeruel assimilates her

So what exactly is the big deal about the Netflix Eva thing, is it just new voices or what? I watched Eva a little while ago and enjoyed it. So what's this now?

There's no "Fly me to the moon" in the ending (and it's cut from a key scene between Katsuragi and Kaji" and they made Kaowu less overtly gay (which the translator said made it more true to the Japanese original).

The new dub is fine, the original was hardly a fucking masterpiece, people just liked it because it was what they knew. The older characters generally sound better in it.

It's a new dub, different song over the old credits. No more FRY ME TO DA MOONG

new dub and sub translation, no fly me to the moon outro. translation is more literal and autistic in places because Japanese doesn't directly translate into English easily, apparently the Italian translation is truly fucked and theres been 'mass' canceling of subscriptions.

rewatching through my old dvd's theres no nipples in eva outside of EoE

hey who's your favorite LIVING eceleb guys?

Nah mate.

where are the wounds located?

The adult characters have great voice actors portraying them. Misato is perfect.

Thanks friends

Anno specifically consulted writers of homoerotic content to write Kaworu, pretty sure the gay subtext is not only real but significant to the themes- it's not even pro-gay, Kaworu is supposed to represent an impossible, idealised form of love that would cause Shinji's personal development to stagnate if he didn't reject it; hence why it takes seeing Kaworu again for him to dissolve his ego boundary in EoE

kill yourself

>I'm currently watching Neon Genesis Evangelion
lol
>on Netflix and it's the first time I've seen it
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Plus it aired at 6:30 PM on a weeknight

>Buy a King James Bible
Stopped reading there. Anglo heresy doggerel.
Buy a Douay-Rheims Catholic Bible if you need an English translation. It's much more accurate.

No

Never understood American law on this point - is it not illegal to depict animated nudity of minors? It's all so confusing

in their souls

god I wish that were me

niggers don't choose to be black, but catholics choose to be niggers

Yeah, Anno straight up said it was meant to be homoerotic and I think the drafts he wrote had them kissing and shit.

The problem is the translator used language that was way too subtle for the show, it's not more accurate it's just more literal

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Absolutely based and Catholicpilled

>Avoid genre fiction in general.
>Stop playing video games
Based. The tendency to overrate the quality of genre fiction and video games is the underlying cause of the soi/incel epidemic

pusy and benis

Im also watching it for t\he first time, i dont even care for animu or watch it regularly except for the Ghibli films which i actually liked, all of them.

This series is seriously the best Animu can give? holy shit the first half is literally the same stupid shit as MAzinger Z, stupid robot designs, stupid dialogue and the bad robot gets killed in literally 1 minute every single time.

Second half they triedo to full Noir and Ingmar Bergman but failed miserably because theres no substance... i literally watched a scene in ep 24 where Shinji kills another kid and the scene was literally one single frame with classical music for a full 2 minutes... LMAO, are weebs really this deluded? is this seriously their magnus opus?

Ive literally felt more inspired and moved by almost every Ghibli film, and ive watched them all. Not to mention that the director was trying so hard that he had to redo his ending with a full OVA one year later, LMAO. Now onto finish this shitfest so i can finally delete it from my HD after a decade sitting there eating space.

Basically all of this, except for
>Stop dressing to draw attention to yourself. You aren't as smart as you think you are. Buy a King James Bible and read the Gospels. Start going to church every Sunday. Repent and pray to God. Focus on eliminating sin from your actions and your heart.
That's some gay shit lmao

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except the Jp release has the songs still so now I have classic Eva with the new updated translation.

bruh it's moe anime with robots
realism was never the intention

Jews are unironically based and redpilled. Most Alpha of any ethno-nationalist group in the world. Jewish people divide and conquer and dominate every realm they are found. If they were nothern European Scandinavian people or Germanic people, you would admire them. But because you can't achieve their level of intelligence, dominance, ingenuity, and success, you are jealous and you embrace an irrational hatred of them.

wow all women truly are whores

back of the knee, maybe

back of the knee, maybe

Same as you, watching this for the first time as well and it's fucking horrible. Watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time too and it's so much fucking better, weebs clearly only rally behind Eva because they unironically relate to Shinji

Personally I always thought Kaworu's line should have been translated as "In other words, I love you" so it ties with Fly Me To The Moon being the end theme.

Also anyone else ITT aware that the second half of End Of Evangelion (or Episode 26') isn't supposed to be called "My Purest Heart For You" like many translations appear to render it as, but "Sincerely Yours"?

Sincerely Yours was the title that Charly, the film adaptation of Flowers For Algernon, was released under in Japan. All the westerners freaking out at the plot of EoE being 'incomprehensible' at the time apparently didn't realise the themes and general arc of the plot were being spelt out in front of them if they knew their classic sci-fi.

Anyone who did all of that wouldn't want to go back to sitting around by themselves playing vidja and watching anime

okay mom

post more nude asuka

That was actually how it was translated in one of the releases

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Shinji is such a beta cuck. I'd rather watch G Gundam. Domon is a real man.
youtu.be/KXOCzB35kFY

>Watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time

Holy hsit yes i forgot about this, i watched the first 4 or 5 episodes of Cowboy a few months ago and i was impressed, everything fro the style to the plot, the Noir feeling is strong, i stopped because my videocard died and i couldnt stream to my big Tv anymore but now that i have a modded PS3 i will finish it for shure in the next few weeks.

>I'm currently watching Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix and it's the first time I've seen it
>currently
>first time I've seen it
Maybe (You) should ZOOM in more?

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I swear to god I have an obsession with this series to the point of mental illness.

They didn't join nipples because they were too cheap but they did destroy all the crosses. Every explosion turned into a cross and Netflix got rid of that

Cowboy Bebop is better

It was alright.

nah, even Space Dandy is better than that

>Realism
>Cartoon show about robots fighting monsters in the future

It grew on me. I appreciate the stories a lot more now that I'm old as hell.

I should probably give it a rewatch. I remember really liking the movie.

tl;dr

dilate

Don't be cruel to the Dandy, baby

Imagine watching Eva for the first time in 2019.

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Cringe but redpilled

>imagine actually caring for cartoons with big robots for 2 decades

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impressive surface level breakdown lmao

>83 replies

I was obsessed with it for two years when I was 14-15.
I don't really care about it anymore but still get a bit triggered when people shit on it.

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>Buy a King James Bible
I WONDER WHAT HOOKED NOSE RAT MIGHT BE BEHIND THIS POST
For all you newfags, don't read a BIBLE version written by fucking JEWISH converts, like how fucking dumb can you be?

forgot to add on to this post, if you're gonna read a GOOD bible translations, you might as well go for Douay-Rheims 1740 something version, not some jewrat Britbong cuckery

I'm 26

but Christianity has always been a jewish psiop

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>avoid genre fiction
>buy bible

That's nonsense, I do all those things and I still enjoy anime. It's a medium of entertainment, as any other, there will always be those of lesser will and productivity regardless.
While in the army I only managed to finish like one anime every few months, yet I still survived and finished honorably. Blaming anime for your own failures is fucking laughable

Not really. No one's killed more jews than based Catholics. In fact, I might say, Hitler was the most based catholic of ALL time

Hitler wasn't a Catholic, bud.

Did you watch it reticently or have you been obsessed with it for years?
When I first watched EoE I re-watched it like 300

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Asuka keeps changing her boobs from big to small throughout the series.

>Hitler (A Sacramentally CONFIRMED Catholic) wasn't a Catholic, bud
Imagine being this uneducated

It was my first time watching it as well. I don't mind getting bantz, it's like an initiation ritual but EoE is some seriously fucked up shit

Asuka and Rei actually switch place exactly sometimes, it's kinda funny
In the beginning of the original, rei had about C+ cups
Then later shrunk down to like B~
Asuka showed up stacked
Shrunk down to pre-pubescent later one
Same thing happens in the rebuild movies, Rei starts off with bona fide fucking double D's, get Grand Theft Mammary'd to B cups in the next movie

goy, the scripture says so

>when a jew mentions the holocaust
youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo

First watched it when I was 16. Everytime I rewatch it I just end up loving it even more.

LMAO what the fuck was this garbage? EVERY Ghjibli movie has more dept, is more entertaining and has more meaning that this shitfest.

I guess this pretty much confirms my theroy that weebfags are truly retarded manbabies.

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This guy was so rattled by Eva he could hardly type a coherent sentence.

Wait till he sees the movie

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found the retarded manbabie... dont worry, all you need to do is have sex and tell your father that you love him.

I will unfortunately since i have to watch it until the end even when i dont like it, thats what i did with Heroes, Lost, and a bunch of shitty movies.

based

Congratulations user!
>vlc
Go tang yourself

>I will X even if I hate doing X
Sounds like you're a cuck

I had bloodwork done like 2 months ago and my T levels are fine. Feels good man. Just exercise.

brainlet filtered

That would be most of the cast gone, so obviously not.

What's your other fave stories?

Drawings are not people

some mentally ill protcuck who thinks anime is the devils work, ignore his posting

If that were true there would be riots

For anime? I really like TTGL, Akira and Space Dandy.

Other than that things that come to mind are Blade Runner, Brothers Karamazov and the metal gear series.

Oh and girls und Panzar.

Eva is a garbage clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in waifu faggotry and NEUROSIS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The broken, angsty characters all trying their hardest to hide from their mental issues, the SYMBOLISM, peculiar, complex machinery, the whole Freudian faggotry and everything about the Evangelion world fuels their fantasies of being a patrician, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on guilt tripping, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underage retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

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some parts of america don't give a shit about drawings

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nah bro it really isn't. it's just star wars level of merchandising money

knocking on heavens door is better than the show.

>the last episode is a literal slideshow with doodles drawn on a napkin
The fuck did I just waste 10 hours for?

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For EoE. But 25 and 26 are pleb filters so you should just stop.

I mean I appreciated it for what it was but that's an unsatisfying conclusion to the story and by all accounts Anno thought so too.

banzainga

EoE rectifies it. Get on it. It will make those 2 episodes a lot more enjoyable too alongside it.

best thing about Evangelion was Fry Me To The Moon

>EJECT THE ENTRY PLUG!
>(85%) Doesn't work
>(15%) Launches into a wall crippling the pilot

Absolute cowboy engineering standards from Ritsuko, the inventor of the USB stick.

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like shit I would have been okay with an instrumental cover. But they were too cheap to get the rights to that? Fuck them

>i have to watch it until the end even when i dont like it
No you don't. I think you might be on the spectrum user.

Apparently they ran out of money at that point and tried to salvage whatever they had in any way they could, thats why they animated using little kids drawings made with crayola... and the script was made in 3 minutes while the instant ramen was cooking.

Anno only made EoE because he got hate mail from the main series' ending

wiki.evageeks.org/End_of_Evangelion_Death_Threats

I just have to, im not a quitter, i have to finish what i start even when im not enjoying it, so its onlt 90 more minutes so i will have the athority for shitting on this retarded show.

yep, pure kino, boys.

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the purest

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Hey, I'd like to see you forcefully eject your human machine penis out of an angel neck-hole while it's psychically connected to it and feeding off its emotions.

I'm just reviewing those results now user.

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play the nier franchise

exactly how they ran the Apollo program. That's how real men do engineering.

Why the fuck are the subtitles wrong?

Played automata, really enjoyed it. I plan on playing the others in the series on a friends recommendation.