He watches movies on his laptop

Die newfag, die.

>tfw no grown up qt laura b gf

I can't relate to any of that. Am I a normie?

>sounds like a nice cool guy teebeeaych

Reminder that all these posts are made by that girl and she was exposed for advertising her instagram account

cool

i want to take a shit on her face

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If the screen is close enough that it takes up approximately 60 degrees of your field of vision and the resolution is high enough that you don't notice the screen door effect then there is no difference.

>not watching films on your Gameboy Advanced
plebs

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Tell me her name and I will

gib crazy machete gf pls

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I watch it on my second monitor while browsing Yea Forums and shitposting (like right now).

Sick of seeing this girl desu senpai

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Won't spoonfeed newfags.

For me it’s the iPod classic

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There was another but i cant remember what state, that one was easy just look up Montana machete sex

As a nerdasexual i'd have pounded them both with out threats

I want to fuck this girl so bad.

Gimmie a name you desperate fucks

>Asking for CP
Yikes....

Laura Sneed

Just a faggot

>he doesn't watch on his 3DS by using a flashcard with YSMenu and Moonshell
It's like you guys don't even like kinos.

Based, simply based.

Why?

>and yet he had a movie night with her and she wasted all her time.

>Why?
It improve the board quality.

hot

>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I find it for her on torrent sites
>I download the movie in 15 mins while I make some drinks for us. Thought it was a pretty smooth move during the wait
>I go to my HDTV and I pull out the HDMI cable
>she's like um what are you doing
>I say I'm going to hook up the laptop to the TV to watch the movie
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
>she says "um you know...I think I have to call it a night I just remembered I have to get some stuff done before work"
>I ask her if anything is wrong
>She says nothing, nothing
>I ask her if she's sure and she says yes and I walk her to my door.
>I tell her goodnight and she is like ok goodnight and she walks out.

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never happened

As if this festering rotting tumor of a board actually has any quality to begin with.

>making people keep asking instead of giving an answer to the first one will improve bird quality
Autism

nah i can confirm i was there too

i work for his isp i was watching through his laptop's inbuilt webcam

>finally get up courage to ask cute girl out
>she says she just wants to do something simple, dinner and movie at my place
>hook up laptop tell her I have anything she wants to watch
>she searches by extensions
>all my snuff films and gore vids come up
>hfw she immediately recognizes them and starts telling me her favorites

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I saw it happened and remember it like yesterday.
That woman got into the car where DiCaprio and Brad Pitt's were waiting.

If I force the newfag to look for himself, in a few years he may be a good user/poster, if people spoonfeed newfags, they will always be cancer.

Why do whitoids make this face?

just set up a plex server and tell her it's a netflix theme

Good attitude, that will take you far in life and earn you many friends

Good for you. Now go back to sneedposting and telling everyone to have sex to 'increase the quality of the board'.

It’s the “shit I have to acknowledge this nigger” face

Thank you.

I've got an acquaintance who only watches them on his phone. I asked him how the fuck the can he do that and without a hint of irony he said in bed. I think he might be mentally retarded.

>me and gf in my room
>have my laptop hooked up to the tv and trying to stream some movie
>loading is slow as shit because i'm doing this on one of those shitty free movie sites
>have to pause the movie and wait for it to load
>gf suggests we make out in the meantime
>movie sucked anyway
That was 10 years ago and I've been single since

>not having an ipad or a game console or something to rent movies on for when you bring over a roastie

>renting movies so a brainless thot won't have to be bored for 2 minutes
Absolutely fucking not.

unironically, ipod touch 3g is the best thing ever released. this thing literally won't break. it's like nintendium.

this is how you make a roastie's pusy dry

>he didn’t even try to make a move
this actually got to me, even while it's pretty wide thematically, yet so close to home. fuck you man

Just be yourself

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Why is she making the walking past a negro but don't want to seem racist face?

I kind of get this.
By 24, I had a normal TV. Bu 30, it was 60 inches.
TVs are cheap. Of all the complete BS expectations women have, a decent sized TV is the least among them.

Is watching some shitty blockbuster with a girl the easiest way to get laid? I thought having a drink and flirting with her was the best?

absolute unit

i'd saying about 90% of the time it's how i've fucked a girl for the first time. the other times we've just gone straight to making out and fucking. never done the having a drink thing

So what’s her name?

Reverse image search for this photo turns up only Yea Forums this faggot has taken this from some chicks Facebook or Instagram he stalks get a life you faggot and have sex

5th gen is cringe
4th gen gang rise up

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She was in a kiddie porno way back when but idk if that’s her real name or how to find more pretty adult pictures of her making the negro face

Oh she was one of those nn child models spammed on b back in the day so these people are stalking them as adults fucking hell

But my laptop is connected to the tv

>gf and I get back to my place after working out at the gym together
>decide to watch a movie
>both are really sweaty, I go take a shower and invite her but she says she’ll wait until after the movie
>go take a shower, when I get out she’s wearing some of my pajamas without asking
>put on The Last Samurai
>cuddle up on the couch together and she absolutely reeks of B.O., decide to just suffer through it
>10 minutes into the movie she pulls out her phone and mindlessly scrolls through Instagram
>does this for literally the entire movie
>when the movie ends she turns to me and says “user that movie sucked” and farts loudly

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>he doesnt watch the latest michael bay kinos on a calculator

pretty lame, lads

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hes lying

Tell me her name so I can find out the truth

Here.

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the virgin woman
the chad gigachad

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>She was in a kiddie porno
Modeling is not porn

kys newfag.

Stop being attracted to psychopaths.

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what the fuck is going on with her face?

>he watches movies from before the '90s

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>he fucks dogs

looks like this girl I know named Emily

No, now tell me her name

I can’t hell it

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I have found a picnic with a low self esteem nerdy girl in the grave yard is the easiest way

His fursona is a horse. Not all (in fact, a minority of) furries have sex with real animals.

wash your hands

i wanna fugg her while she does that dissappointed face

what kind of horse?

>making up names for reaction pics
based retard

>easy way to predict if thread will be shit
>thread is started with OP's pic regardless of OP's opinion

Why do whites make this face?

AH-BLAH-BLAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

ah-bloo-bloo

>looks at contours
Somethings definitely off

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this is a Yea Forums meme right

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>2011+8
>Yea Forums making memes

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She needs to give out a solid undeniable signal or I'm not pouncing. I'm talking unzipping her pussy type deal.

Ask me how I know you're gay

Great album.

Nah man i'm God and what user said is truth

>a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

one of their best
youtube.com/watch?v=xphLY5ucIpQ

I work for CIA and you watched you watch him

Spotted the virgin

This sounds cute, but I can sympathize with having an insane bitch of a gf who suddenly wants to fuck after completely spoiling the mood. I can't even imagine how unwilling to have sex I'd be after having my life threatened.

how do you know i am gay

Why do white people always make this face?

see

it’s the
>please don’t rape me/murder me/rob me, mr. minority...I’m one of the good ones!

white people (and Asians) are generally on edge around the more.... poorly-behaved... minorities

What a pile of bullshit; there's no way a woman could force a guy to have sex while holding a machete.

^See? The guy probably held it to his throat for her while she did her awful crime against him.

She's cute, so get used to her.

Netflix shill detected

oh fuck off, that rule was for Yea Forums and it existed because sauceniggers ruin all nsfw boards.

Except white people do this to other white people. So what's the real reason?

It's not that we do it all the time, it's that we can do it, baboon lips. Jealous noggy.

>he thinks blacks are human

Kys newfag-enabler.

>being this much of a fag

I tried doing this with a girl once. All of a sudden the authorities burst into my living room, carried out a "random" penis inspection and dragged me off to the popcorn mines when I failed.

no we don’t. we do it to blacks and Hispanics

>he thinks people who come here are human
You are not any better than nigger.

Yes, to liberals, to prevent them from sending the hordes against them.

Anyone who makes their guests sit wait while they browse their laptop or desktop for files, is a nerd, and not in a good way. Double nerd points if the monitor is small.

Friendly reminder that when a woman says that she wants to watch Netflix with you that's your signal for the office reruns while both are making out. Obviously if you get autistic and bring your laptop, your Hard drive full of kino from yifi, or actually downloading from a torrent, you are killing the moment.

>click on rargb magnet
>javascript disabled so no ads on the site, also brave shields + ublock
>movie downloads in 5 minutes while I grab snacks and make juice on the blender
>blue ray quality on CCCP windows media player classic, no need to tinker with no fucking config files
>government doesn't give a fuck about torrenting or hollywood kikes

sucks to be you NERDFLIX

When you gotta acknowledge someone but you don't wanna. Only white people come with hardwired manners, so only white people do this.

>tfw no qt med gf

I know you want to act like all the blacks act like hoodrats but i can say that whites can be poorly-behaved as your average nigger.