What do you think having a crime boss gf is like?

What do you think having a crime boss gf is like?

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I'd have to know what having a regular gf is like first, and at 34, I've long stopped caring.

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Same but at 41

What do you think having a crime boss gf fart in your mouth is like?

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I had a crime boss gf. She was black and was leading a new local branch of the Venice crips.
She was a good friend.

You stop caring after some time

Sounds interesting but you would probably be surveilled by the police frequently or god forbid be targetted for kidnap and extorsion by rival crime syndicates.

>I've long stopped caring
>Makes self pity tfw no gf posts anyway

Dial 8, sweaty

Guess I damaged your incel pride

sweety*

>tfw no crime drama harem show with a bunch of female mobsters fighting over a guy

>What do you think having a crime boss gf is like?
Probably shitty. You'd be constantly visited by the cops and living in fear of other gangs trying to kill or capture you. I think it would be better to be her bitch and fuck toy slave, but not in a proper relationship.

Harem shows are never about women fighting over a guy. It's usually the women constantly beating the guy for not falling in love with them

have them both fuck each other after trying to kill each other
now that's kino

I love Balalaika so much bros

Black Lagoon sucked.

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It has its moments

Balalaika>Everyone

It can be fixed, not unlike your vagenis, xir.

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>Balalaika>Everyone
I don't think so

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If this lovely lady doesn't breastfeed after a long, hard day than what good is she

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>mfw she pinned rock against the car hood and held him at gunpoint, bent down and ass perked up while doing so

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Her voice was pretty hot

slut

Femdom

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I dated this crazy girl for awhile, she was 19 and 20 at the time. Rich white girl with no morals. She was selling coke and guns when I was with her and claimed she was going to take over the crime scene in the shitty midwest town we lived in. She was cute and the sex was great, but she was such garbage. She had sex with at least one of her drug suppliers, I guess a transactional thing. She was very open about using black men for sex. Relationship lasted like 4 months, ended when I left the city. I was never serious about her. She was fun, not sure how it worked out for her.