Who’s more lit?

Wrist straps

>dat sexy beerbelly
Vin has my vote

Keanu > Dwayne in terms of likability

steroid injectors

Litty Connectors

The whole "roids kill you" thing is a myth.

How is that even a question?

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Yes, they will only ruin your metabolism and make you ugly and impotent.

>anyone in physical shape is juicing
>t. Diabetic 350lb fatass who thinks Diet Coke is healthy

>He's natty now

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>"you have angered Vin Diesel, any last words?"
what did he mean by this?

cope

Look at the jawlet shoes

He's not natty, but everything else you said is correct. And why not juice of you're him? The roids don't do the lifting for you and It's helped him become the highest paid star in Hollywood currently.

If you think a 47 year old man maintains that without juicing you don't know shit about getting jacked so sit your scrawny ass down.

you sound like a very smart individual that knows what he's talking about.

>lit

fuck off zoomer

In hollywood you must always assume a male actor who is jacked (especially if it's for a specific role) is roiding until proven otherwise.

you mad gramps?

Ok by that logic you’re a cum gargling tranny faggot until it’s proven otherwise

Fair enough

He's 47, he needs to roid just to maintain his mass.

vin. all kino actors are manlets

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Is this shitty camera trick really supposed to make us believe that Vin and Dwayne are the same size?

They're standing side by side

No they fucking aren't.
It's obvious that they're not.
I always thought it was just supposed to be something cool guys do when they have to go opposite directions.

vin diesel looks like he's dying

What the fuck are you talking about?

he's dying from bad photoshopping

t. dyel

He's right though you ignorant teen

>Vin Diesel is older than The Rock
For some reason I thought it was the other way around

>Shoes
>The Rock standing 2ft closer to the camera
Movie magic!

Ah, yes, the 50 year old natty physique.

this

Look at them soles

who's the father?

he's about to levitate

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PABLO MY BROTHER

asians are so pathetic lol look how short he is

dyel cope straps

The Hobbes and Shaw trailer makes me laugh my ass off at it's stupidity every time so I guess I'm gonna go with the Rock.

Yeah but he doesn't seem to mind, white people on the other hand are really pathetic.

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no way vin is taller than litty

johnny depp seems always so out of this world

I legitimately have no idea what they were trying to do with this shot.
Is he looking over his shoulder? Is it suppose to trick the viewer into thinking vin diesel is taller than the rock? Is the rock being child sized a metaphor?

>that
>in physical shape
if you believe a man in his 40s can maintain that physique with natural testosterone then you've probably never set foot in a gym.

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>clean cut white guy wearing jordans with a suit jacket
what a mess. makes him look like a psychopath trying to fit in.

Honestly paul walker was the most lit

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I doub either of them even read their own contracts let alone actual literature

this cant be real

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>recognizing jordans

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Depp and Bloom are the stars of PotC, they were probably told to stand on the railing to avoid manlet publicity. Insecure manlets like RDJ or DeNiro wear gigantic lifts in their shoes and would stand "normally".

the rock is a manlet, vin isn't

Why do they hate each other again?

Wut? That is Bloom?

Because they are attention whores and Vin is mad that the Rock gets more attention than him in his own franchise and the Rock is mad at Vin for not worshiping the ground he walks on.

>walk up to dude to talk to him
>instead of talking face to face you walk right next to him and stare past him
that't what they were going for
Yea Forums doesn't know fuckall about macho man tropes

So you agree that they are standing side by side?

I want Gal to step on me!

They don't stand exactly side by side. It's more like this.

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Dwayne The "I suck cock around the clock" Rock Johnson is a certified homofaggot.
Vin automatically wins by being hetero.
You think Dwayne got so big because of all the hard training? Wrong. The amount of cum he had to eat to maintain his protein intake for his roided muscle growth from Hollywood kike producers and directors amounts to metric tons.

The point is that the Rock looks smaller because he is standing further away from the camera.

based 15 year old

That asian looks like an asian ricky gervais

angry faggots are pretty funny

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LMAO fucking madman

Look into Sly‘s face and tell me he didn‘t overdo it with the HGH

Who

paul walker since he died in flames

Sly's 72. He couldn't look much better than he does now. HGH is probably helping him a lot.

How many 50 year olds you know who workout that much?

Why does he still work out that much? He's fuckin 50 lol. Does he think he's gonna win fights or something?

DONT POST THE PIC PLEASE

You know this is what I was looking for brother man.

I get where you're coming from, but I can't for the life of me remember where I seen it.

stay mad subhuman gook

this one or the other one ?

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tyrese

It's a basic camera trick (same thing used to make regular wolves look huge in Game of Thrones) but in this case it's either just done really badly or it wasn't intentional and it just comes across that way

DONT POST THE OTHER ONE

>blocks your path

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It's literally his brand. His brand all depends on him being the biggest movie star.

Pitiful legs on diesel

Why is none of them wearing pants that fit?

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Makes their legs seem bigger

The Rock is more lit, but Vin is more /fit/

Vin looks like shit

KEK fuck outta here

big muscle guys are so gay lol

It´s funny how, especially when they are standing side by side like that. much vin diesel and rock as a type are similar. I mean for roles and casting. Bald overly buff macho man. That´s the niché for both.

Vin diesel looks like an asshole

The Rock has charisma though

True but Vin is unironically a better actor

seething incel manlet

>Paul Walker's eyes closed
Damn was he already dead here?

He really is on the juice though you dumbass. His FFMI is off the charts and he's way past a male's physical prime in age.

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only when you fuck them

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kino

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Isn't the Rock taller than Vin though?

yeah Vin's not that tall

They literally have photoshopped vin diesel to look thicker. I wonder if he demands them to that??

Btw. I’ve been to the wax museum in Vegas where they have life sized dummies of celebrities and vin is a literal Manley. The rock would FUCK vin up. No wonder vin feels insecure around him

>I legitimately have no idea what they were trying to do with this shot.
Trying to make them look badass by talking while standing next to each other.
All of this better be fucking bait, no one can be this utterly retarded.

Strange as it may sound, some people like to work out.

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wtf is this?

neither is the rock

He mad af

But Vin has the voice

Anything below 6'8 and not fit is manlet really.

hi fren nice to see you in the wild

rip etika

wrong

It's a macho guy thing were it's like "I'm not going to face you directly when I talk to you". Jesus Yea Forums...

im not sure if them standing on the rail makes the pic worse or better
I am 5'6 so what do I know

This is almost my exact body type. What do or is it already too late?

this thread is so fucking dumb, reminds me the kind of talk I hear of a group of normies drinking booze