What was the best/worst experience you've ever had at the cinema lads?

What was the best/worst experience you've ever had at the cinema lads?

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TDK in a big IMAX theater in Bangkok.
Childhood memories of open air cinema in Corsica, pine needle fell on our heads during the movies.

Worst :
Bad customers I am gonna say it

>joke about lesbian looking woman
>uproarious laughter followed by quick glances at my direction
tfw dyke looking guy

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Hopefully this thread can be kept Shad free.

I had the best time ever watching Blade Feeler 2049 with my brother.
We were all alone in the theater and kept making fun of how sleepy Gosling looks throughout the entire movie.
He just wants a nap lads.
And in the end he finally gets his nap. A true good ending.

>worst
No bad experiences, like with annoying people such as myself, but watching Thor was a bad experience because it was the first mediocre MCU movie so far and I was on the hype train at the time.

Best or worst. You decide.

>be me
>be 16
>lots of kids in my class are going to see Toy Story 3 because it's the start of the whole "muh childhood" nostalgia obsession
>my mates don't want to go because its a kids movie
>go alone with my girlfriend, lots of jokes from my friends about how its the only movie suitable for her age and stuff like that because she's 2 years younger.
>I actually like the movie but my gf is constantly nuzzling me and kissing my neck so pretty soon we're making out.
>her hands wander to my dick
>whisper to her to stop it, we're in a mostly full room of people from school and a whole bunch of very young children. I even saw one of my teachers with his kids in the lobby
>she just giggles and keeps on doing it.
>being a horny teenager I simply don't have the willpower to stop her and just decide to lean back and enjoy the ride.
>somehow the danger makes it all the more hot.
>about 5 minutes go by and I've hit my eyes closed when all of sudden she leans down and puts it in her mouth
>all I can do not to cry out but I hold it in somehow
>girl starts sucking me off as I keep nervously looking around the room
>we're the back row so noone can see but I'm nervous as hell
>suddenly notice in the gloom that this little blonde girl of about 9 or 10 is looking right at me
>look right back in shock, totally lost for what to do.
>at that very moment my girlfriend does this wonderful tongue flick on my head they sends me right over the edge
>cum buckets in my gfs mouth as I stroke her hair and stare directly in this poor little girls eyes.


I think little Sally became a woman that day lads.

I don't remember what movie, but everyone in my row on both sides kept getting up to go to the restroom or get more junk food, or to do drugs, who knows. It happened so much that I couldn't get into the film at all (like I said, I don't even recall it) , but at one point I refused to move and made my body block everyone and I loudly told them: "GO THE OTHER WAY". They "psssssshhh"'d me and did as I said.

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed.

>>I actually like the movie but my gf is constantly nuzzling me and kissing my neck so pretty soon we're making out.
>>her hands wander to my dick
People like you should be hit with a firehose-right in the theater. Didn't even read the rest. You are not slick and you're forcing people to endure your mating rituals, not cool.

This is not a copypasta thread.

I went to the cinema earlier and after the credits rolled I saw that some fat autist had shit himself at some point. When everyone who was leaving the theater saw him they started laughing. He ran away crying, leaving a trail of shit behind him. I managed to take a video of him. Going to upload it to youtube later

>live in between two major universities
>buy tickets to see Avengers: Endgame online on opening day
>you have assigned seats
>buy my ticket
>go to the kino
>packed house
>have to sit next to a Chinese couple
>they loudly speak Chinese and look at their phones during the film
>other people infront get up and go to the bathroom or to get concessions at random times
>screaming babies and loud toddlers

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I have to get past a fatty to get to my seat and this guy just won't move his feet. I legit stepped on his feet and was ready for whatever he would do next. Good thing he kept his ass seated. He was not really obese and definitely had room to let me through and my kid.

Imagine being this user

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Most boring movie I've ever seen.

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Best - Jurassic Park re-release in 2013 or watching Godzilla 1954 at the Music Box Theater

Worst - probably Last Jedi, just fucking bored the whole time

>Go to screening of The Good The Bad And The Ugly
>It's the piss tinted Extended version
>A couple boomers in the back constantly chuckling at Tuco even in serious scenes

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>Jurassic Park re-release in 2013
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>Godzilla 1954 at the Music Box Theater
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It's not like I would do it now. I was 16. Give me a break dude.

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OOF. Could you post a pic of someone you most resemble?

>Tfw some lardass faggot's face covers 25% of the screen

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Best: The Witch
Worst: TMNT

>oof
YIKES!

>be me
>live in small town
>somehow has a kino theater though
>Pulp Fiction comes out
>not the sort of movie town normies would watch
>but it gets great reviews so they decide to go
>crowd is lots of high school kids, lots of adults, some older people
>Vincent goes to meet Mia
>Son of a Preacher Man starts playing
>Cypress Hill had just used it as a sample
>every high schooler sings "Hits from the booong" at the appropriate moment
>totally spontaneous but perfectly synchronized
>everybody who's not in on the joke starts looking around like wtf
>get to the part with Zed
>"bring out the gimp"
>older couple gets up and flees in horror

funniest theater experience of my life desu

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Anytime niggers sit behind me.
>CHU LOOKIN BACK HERE FO D00D I AINT KICK YO SEAT
>PASTY ASS WHIBOI YEAH TURN BACK AROUN NIGGA
>WISH YOU WOULD BITCH

Saw Fury Road with a group of like five friends. All of us were blown away, we nearly bought tickets for the next showing.

Worst would be Get Out. Morons in front of us kept talking through the whole thing, making comments like "my nigga!" all the time, and the rest of the crowd was lapping it up and giggling along. They took a selfie with the flash on at one point, that was the last straw. We all leaned forward and told them to shut the fuck up but it had no effect. Ran into them in the pisser after the show and almost had a World's End bathroom death match.

>This is cap
user if the theater was full what were the people sitting right next to you guys doing

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Nothing particularly interesting for any of them, just got to hang out with my Dad during JP and Godzilla which was nice.

lmao

why do you keep looking back at them user? The screen is in front of you

>be 20 year old me
>go to see Days of Future Past with my mom
>she loves X-Men and it's nice to spend time with her
>two nigger teenager girls sit next to me in a not very full theatre
>talk through the whole film
>don't even watch the bloody thing
> I can sense my mom getting upset, I feel compelled to say something
>I pussy out because I'm afraid they'll take the piss out of me for going to the cinema with my mom
>let them talk, like a bitch

The worst was when I was 12 and I went to see Casino Royale with my mom (again) and my school bully and his cronies were all there and saw me
I got to the cinema alone now and at unsociable hours usually some time after the film is first released so I don't tend to get much shit

I've never really had a best experience, but my worst was when my ex dragged me to a showing of the room with her brother and his faggot friends. They were throwing spoons, yelling out random shit at different times, walking down to the exit sign to wave and other cringeworthy acts.

>Give me a break
Which appendage?

Fingered and made out with a super hot and cute Chink when we went to see Dunkino - Best

Went to see Bladerunner 2049 and the cinema was full of dude weed lmaos and stunk of grass, and i'd also drank too much so really needed to piss - Worst

A shitty experience that sticks out was when I went to a midnight screening of BvS. I had just become disillusioned with capeshit, and I knew I would hate it but my friends were excited so I went for the social occasion. I sit in my prebooked seat and this chunky bearded lad waddles up and, as he sits down, drops his masive cup of Coke all over my backpack, ruining my special edition Blade Runner boxset I'd bought earlier. He emits the meekest "sorry" I've ever heard, and that's it. Every time I move my feet, I hear the squelch of sticky cola on my shoes. And the film was a piece of shit too, though I mercifully fell asleep during the last 45 minutes or so; apparently this was remarked upon by another gobshite "He's missing the best part!" For fuck's sake

Hence the "ex" status. But what did you expect?

^this never happened.

Dude, no one is going to be that calm after someone spills a Coke on them and their precious.

>Exodus : Gods & Kings
it was the only time i went to watch a 3D movie. went with the girlfriend. as we got there early i had a couple cocktails. by the time the film comes on and i am wearing the glasses, i cant really see shit. its just a blur. i am not sure if its because 2 x 5% cans of cocktails had some strange effect, or if the cinema was actually that shit. decided just to get super drunk. my girlfriend was so mad. film went on forever. what a pile of shit. never again will i 3D

Best: Movies seen where there are no niggers in audience.

Worst: Movies where there are niggers watching too. They constantly talk, yell, throw shit, and in general, just act like wild animals.